The phone has a crack at the left edge

mike8804:
Imagine making this statement in Ibadan or Ife or any Yoruba parts...

What is this slowpoke saying.
Do you know the number of killings that has happened in jos over two decades now?
Killings that has affected both indigenes and non indigenes...killings that has lost count already.

At times make una they remove tribal sentiments.

Venomous or nonvenomous... Go to clinic for treatment,
Nonvenomous snake bite can still harm, by making the bitten area to rot

Lol, you just killed a hungry rat snake

When sex was the original interest, what else do you expect the man to be interested in after having it....
Mind you... Some sex makes a man more interested in a lady.

It is a shame to that university...look at how they threw them selves to the ground because of a governor that has no relevance compare to what a university stands for.

Why should a student be expelled over a valid argument... Can the school authority swear that they have never criticize the state government before?

Waw 71 and still looking that way.... Who says healthy food does not increase lifespan!!!!!

You can't sit in the north and decide for the east.
Fake igbo traditional rulers and elders.

ceucrbf030:
Niger go better

Niger Republic or Niger state? Which one did you mean?

No please ooo... I can't marry a woman that have traits of my sisters not to talk about my mom.
It will feel like I am comiting incest .
My mom is everything a husband and children can ever wish for...but let my future wife just have her own unique style and traits.

All man shall fall that day if them try this shit with me...
As if either of them are saint .

Stephen2324:
Please which song can you recommend for someone with fresh heartbreak?

So sick by Neyo...

hustlertothecor:
I sold one of my kidney finally guys,mennnnn I swear the operation went well I didn't even know when they removed it,bobo I am in money now.
Give away soon for you guys,I wan go buy my house first,then a car.
Guys this is like a dream to me!!!!

Be lying like devil

As if Nigeria won the other war..old man with dirty mouth ranting.
Push the Biafrans to war and see if the sokoto Emirate will ever exist again... We will chase you even far beyond Chad and Niger republic.

I go burst his balls...

This story sweet me for belle... At least make person hear good news small na.

Abdul05:
Don't worry Son, your father was killed in the War zone.
ipob /ESN are ready to make orphans of children and render many home less


I promise you son, very soon they will feel the guilt and shame


Just manage to suppress your tears.

We shall see who will be rendered homeless and ophans.... Your useless politicians are trying to blackmail the igbos, so that the useless shit hole of a country would use it's military offenses against the igbos.... But I tell you today, the God of abraham isaac and Jacob would give us strength greater than that of 1967... And I bet you and all those supporting the evil of the Nigerian army against the Biafrans, you will not last two more seconds should any war breakout.

godlessmind:

Black man with their black sense always linking every event to juju. Puff adder is one of the most poisonous snakes that you don't want to mess with, although it's slow to attack but very dangerous. There is nothing spiritual about the snake killing the man!

This is the 21th century for crying out loud.

shut up, we are not blacks but humans.

ceejayluv:

I nearly laughed when they said it flew. Nigerians too like fictional tales.

Vipers can jump to a great height...so don't be quick to judge.

Crazychris:
Oga stop talking trash, everyone is not a criminal. By the time you travel out of your village and get exposed, you will know things are not the way people view it on nairaland..

E pain am wella... No pain killer can help you right now .

Crazychris:
I just need some to catch some fun with, I'm always free not working for anybody, we will cruise around ibadan. Give you some special treats. I'm an introvert person but a girl who's jovial, fun to be with or even an introvert like me I don mind just fun...

you people will demand for just fun, but end up in taking away their lives...

Cokahot:
Get lost scammer

You just carry the matter for head...dey calm down gee.
People truly are going through a lot...so be grateful for your situation and don't be so fast to condemn those begging with sincerity.

https://www.facebook.com/100000056977210/posts/5919402311404943/?app=fbl

They allow their fullani jihadist to form an empire in Niger stateb, why they send the Nigerian army to subdue the eastern wings, a strategy to weaken the South East, and made it vulnerable for attack by this extremist group.

For those f**king easterners still calling nnamdi kanu and other formidable ipob members miscreant, sorry is all I can say to you all... If you think because you have businesses in the north, or you are benefiting from the fulani empire called Nigeria, aha ga biakute gi, and by then your good forsaken wealth won't be able to earn you a life.

CSTRR:

I tire.

Instead of them to start with HTML, they want to start building complicated web apps.

As in ehhhhn!!!!... programming na something wey person gats grow in it, and it takes years of practice to build all those robotic app.

austinceasar:
I am a pharmacy student who is struggling to break into the world of programming...I have downloaded and studied lot of videos on YouTube and i do make use of the free lessons offered by freecodecamp. But all the hours i've put into learning how to code seems to been in vain, as I can't apply most things I've learnt to do something remarkable in real life. I'm sincerely appealing to a programmer who will like to take me under his wings as an apprentice.

I will fovever be grateful for the guidance.

As an intermediate...start with web development, you will appreciate what you have learnt so far... With web design, u can apply javascript, php, and even python script to make a beautiful web... with that you will appreciate your knowledge of programming.

mmadu4:



my 44 make sure all your kids dont grow .

This time around it is karma... Not 44.

Shame to all the heartless Nigerians... Karma will make sure all your kids don't grow.

I had similar experience some years ago...this guy from my mom's villa I was linked to for temporal accomodation at delta state.
Then I was to go for IT, and because I have never been to delta before, I quested for a relative that stays around warri...on boarding the boss, I called to inform him, while on the way I also kept calling, on getting to warri the whole story changed...dude was like, ' I am not in warri, I traveled to Lagos but I will be giving you my younger brother's number'.

I said okay, I collected the number and dialed... The brother picked up, and after my introduction he told me to call back his elder brother, that he is lying to me that he traveled.I then called him back but his number was switched off, that was when I knew that I am alone... The whole thing seems like a joke to me, i did not freek out, but was laughing inside of me, maybe it was because I had some cash... I had to call my dad to inform him about the situation, and luckily for me help came from his friend who lives around refinery junction. The man drove down to the park and took me to his house (a very nice and comfortable apartment).

It was at this my dad's friends place I started reminiscing about what I would had been in... Guess what, that idiot later called me at pass 9pm, but I ignored it and he never called Even a second time...

habitkiller:
So I was expecting this beautiful angel with a nice body,i called after some hours and she said she's about coming but had to change, and I was like, change from what to what? Then she said from a very mini skirt to something else... I was like it's okay, then she said "will you be ok i wear a very hot mini skirt to your house"? I fear oh well I don't wanna sin so I told her to get properly dressed.

amebo..... Men like you can't be trusted with secretive info.

I have lashed up to 18 puna, and dated only two... I have been single since 2019.