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Look at how Nigerians are celebrating bad news...

Not all herders are killer herders.

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Make i put mouth for this matter...
I have series of experiences oo...about 4 experiences which has made me to stop being nice to ladies, because they will start seeing me as their ideal man.

Last one was the most recent...which was my 3x, sweet looking and pretty but marriage conscious despite just being 25.

She asked several times for marriage ,but i kept telling her that i don't have the financial muscle to sanction a marriage...but she kept telling me that she is not after money, that she just want to settle down, and that having little or nothing doesn't matter. Cited a lot of examples from her married friends and colleagues at work. My brother na that mistake they kill many young guys, " don't get deceived by any lady telling you not to worry about not having enough finance for marriage"...it is just an invite to poverty.

I told her to chill, that i am working towards a big plan...but bae no still hear, before i knew it she started giving me attitude because of a strange guy that promised to marry her. Of which i later found out and left the relationship.

Omo even now sef, marriage no dey my mind, many women they see am as retirement plan...to just come sit down for house dey collect pension.
When i find a woman with the correct mentality about marriage,then i will start making plans for it.

Such a sad news...rest in peace baba.
As an Alumni of UNN, i pour my condolence.

ghetokid1:
Godwin Obaseki of People’s Democratic Party has been declared winner of the Edo State governorship election held on Saturday.

Obaseki polled a total of 307, 955 votes to defeat All Progressives Congress’s Osagie Ize-Iyamu-Iyamu who got 223, 619 votes.


See full Results here

https://www.nairaland.com/6131177/official-results-edo-governorship-election

Yes oooo.... 21st century Governor.
Congratulations to Obaseki and the entire people of Edo state.

pretydiva:
OK. Thanks for the clarification

You are welcome.

pretydiva:
How's that profitable

Very profitable....unlike other IG users, he is verified and will definitely be getting paid by Zuckerberg.

chinchonglee:
Pit viper cant be found in Nigeria bro!

Yeah, i just read it up...mostly in America

Kosiso12:
Ebonyi Accident : Photos From The Ugly Incident That claimed 32 Lives

By Wisdom Nwedene, Abakaliki

IGBERE TV has obtained photos from the the ugly incident which happened in Akaeze, Ebonyi State where about 32 people died.

According to report reaching IGBERE TV, fourteen Corpses have so far been recovered from the bus which plunged into Akaeze-Ukwu River in Ivo local government area of Ebonyi state yesterday. 7 males, 7 females.

Thirty two persons were reportedly in the bus aside from the driver.

Divers were brought in from Rivers and Cross River to aid in the search of the bus.

The search is still on for the remaining 13 persons.

https://igberetvnews.com/1365235/ebonyi-accident-photos-ugly-incident-claimed-32-lives/

Dammmn mosco!!!!
Waiting the driver smoke?
May their souls rest in peace.

Warlord2014:
Thats a pit viper ...just ensure it is not carrying a baby. The babies are as deadly as the adults.

The Gaboon viper is a viper species found in the rainforests and savannas of sub-Saharan Africa. Like all vipers, it is venomous. It is the largest member of the genus Bitis, and it has the longest fangs of any snake – up to 2 inches in length – and the second highest venom yield of any snake next to the king cobra. Wikipedia

spyglaxx:
We went to check our farm today and lo this guy has entered wire trap.

Thats a pit viper ...just ensure it is not carrying a baby. The babies are as deadly as the adults.

Linx1234:
A Nigerian lady identified as Nenye, took to her Twitter page to share how she broke up with her boyfriend the story that has gotten many talking.

According to her, the guy hid her glasses for a whole day as a prank knowing fully well that she could barely see without it. She said she smashed his TV and the relationship ended that day.
She tweeted;

“I once dated someone that hid my glasses for the whole day as a prank.
I spent all day unproductive and.................https://janefblog.com/13493-2i-ended-my-relationship-because-my-boyfriend-hid-my-glasses-lady-reveals/

That is why i avoid four eyed ladies.

Well from my point of view, this story was created just to advertise that site....

The story is actually a fiction.

PeaceIlya:
There is nothing to be embarrassed about it. But you must prepare yourself for some extra-ordinary compromises.

The way you feel when you marry a women.

it’s depend on you the way you take it. if love is more between both then profession shouldn't matter, if profession matter then be professional.

At the end the only thing that matter when you both will grow old together is how you spend time together not what you did to survive this hard life.

People do different things depending on situation they are facing currently and have some hope but there are very few people who can really transform and take the challenges aftereffect and the courage required for the partner too.

‘very rare, people are honest and can stay honest’

It has been argued by many that marriage is long-term prostitution, wherein women are trading sex for economic security. Much like a woman of the night exchanges sexual favours in return for cash, the wife exchanges the same in exchange for the ring, the home and family.

This one is strong oo

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kessling:
Trial by temptation divides the just and unjust. Not all reformed prostitutes are virtuous. You have been warned

I agree with you...that is why i said repentant.

Shanklee:
chei. dem don frustrate my guy

Lol...i am just observing the current trend, not that i was frustrated by anyone.
The rate at which once an " innocent girls" they bleep so scary bro...

austindavid:
I'm having little bumps on the back of my hair
pls I need drugs,hair cream or anything that can cure me


mods pls push to the FRONT PAGE

I believe you mean back of ur neck...and not your hair.

Well try conc acid.

The rate at which women flirt is so scaring...
You will see young lady giving a guy hand job, preparing for a Mouth Action while on call with her boyfriend or husband to be.

From my point of view, it is better to marry a repentant ashy than a potential ashy.
A repentant ashy will never cheat, but a potential one will always have this growing urge to bleep any handsome guy that says hello.

Onyiamaogu:
A Nigerian lady who married just recently has cried out for help as her husband continually sleeps with her through her anal canal.

According to the lady whose identity was not disclosed, her man started this uncomfortable thing from the very first day after their marriage and has confronted him about the pains she goes through but it seems, that part is where he finds all his pleasure.

She added that her husband has also threatened to go out for it if she doesn’t allow him to sleep with her through her anus.

She has cried out for help on how to make his man understand that this kind of intercourse is affecting her health.

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https://playloaded.com.ng/im-seriously-in-pain-my-husband-sleeps-with-me-from-my-anus-newly-married-lady-cries-out/

When a gay is forced into marriage...
Chai!!!...madam run away.
File a divorce and move on with life, you can not come and go and kill ya sef

I hate it when people give dumb advises like "mind your business"...that is so dumb.

Bro know it that this is war, and you are never going to lose it...

You need wisdom for now...just act like you know nothing, be cool with this said persons and make him comfortable around you.

But in your heart know that they are an enemy, but you are being cool because you need evidence, as soon as you get it you may proceed to tell your dad or his sisters depending on ur relationship with them.

Nobody is going to kill you.

Don't listen to those telling you to mind their business...no one would ever mind their businesses in situation like this.

Well, from my own understanding about Hydroelectric dam, this news is fake...because, whenever any part of the upper or lower stream of a dam collapses, there are two things to be done
1.opening all flood gates which should be followed by,
2.construction of new dam, and then diverting the water to flow into the new dam....

Cyberterror:
Our power infrastructure has really suffered in the hands of these PDP quacks who bought them at ridiculously discounted prices and still see electricity as a privilege and not a right.


#BringbackourNepa

I hope you one day study your history book...Kainji was built before democracy. ...just 8 years after independent.

....most people have taken politics like a football club by being fans of either PDP or APC.

Realcash224:
Man show off pot of jollof his girlfriend cooked

Uncle teach her how to cook na....
Is it the only thing she can't do?? Or there are many more....

Make we hear word abegi.

I know you were only trying to show us your 50 naira abs.

vanida6:
i choosed broke thunder fire rich wit pot belle

How will you say madrid for life and still be sampling westherm jersey....Association of madrid fans have decided to look into this mata

obolewu:
Good day great. People. I have always visited Nairaland as a guest, but I am presently in a serious trouble. Please i need your advice.

I am a married man with a good wife who has been in marriage for 8years, but eith no child. Before I got married, I have always been a lady's man and I had lived a sexually reckless life (even my wife is aware). In those days, my games include, party, foursome, anal and all manners of sexuality apart from homosexual. My cunninlungus is second to none and my libido is so high that I never get tired during any match. Also, I have got a fantastic 'rod' that any lady who taste it would always come back. Based on the above, i really explored during my single's days because I beleived when married, I would stay with my wife alone.

After marriage, I relocated with my wife to the US. I was involved in church activities to get me committed to the things of God and honour my marital vows. I love my wife so much and I respect and honour her. She remains my best friend and we are always playing around like teens. Our sexxx life is very active as she has learnt to keep pace with my high libido. I also stay away from bad friends who could draw me back to my old life. However, despite our great sexxx life, we have no child since the past eight years. We have done series of tests and we were both confirmed ok. We have tried the IVF options twice, but it would not work. My wife is worried. My parents are worried. Depsite this, I have remained faithful to my wife for seven years, until January last year when things happened in quick succesion.

There is this junior coleaque from Dominican republic who was to understudy me. She is so pleasant, bootylicious and busty that anytime she was with me, i uncoutrollably got aroused. She had also commended how she loved my dress sense and how she loves to have a fling with a Nigerian because she understands they are very strong. One day, we both left office late and she asked if i could drop her off in her apartment. For whatever reason, I agreed. On getting to her aparment, before I could say 'Jack' we were already having a deep french kiss. That day, I broke my vow as I had two rounds with her. That was how I gradually slipped back to my old life.

Fast-foward, a very beautiful Nigerian lady chatted me up on FB messanger in November 2018. She claimed I looked familiar and asked if I schooled in P/H and I said No, I attended FUTO, but i was a regular visitor to UNIPORT because I had friends there. We later became chatting friends and we would chatt virtually all time. Through her profile, I realised she was married to a guy who worked for and O&G company. I did not ask her. I was comfortable because, i beleved I would not have anything 2 do with a married woman. I also realised she had four children. During our chatt, she told me how her marriage has been a hell on earth. She said her hubby works in P/H and left her with the kids in Owerri. He vists every 2 weeks. He stopped her from working in a financial institution where she was engaged before marriage and made her a full house wife. Although he gives her money and bought a good car for her (Lesux Jeep), the guy had no time for her. She mentioned that the bleeps around and she has evidence. She stated that there was time he impregnated another girl that she had to call the girl and threatened her. She mentioned further that the guy is also very weak on bed. According to her, the guy cum within 3 minutes. She mentioned how he has no respect for her parents and treat them with disdain. According to her, sometimes, they don't even have sexx for up to four months. In short, she said she was tired of the marriage and she had attempted a divorce, but the hubby's family prevented that, yet the guy would not change.

Based on my church experience, I counselled her on how to make her marriage work. I used biblical injuctions to teach that it is the duty of a woman to build her home. Based on my sexual experience, i shared few tips on how she can get her man interested and highly performing in the bedroom. We exhanged phone number and we continually chatted on whatzapp. She also calls from time to time. We were just friends. Nothing beyond that. At least, we never met and I did not even intend to see her anytime soon. She is in Owerri. I am in New York. Therefore she cannot be a threat. So, I thought. However, one thing is that whenever we spoke, we discussed like we have been together for ages. I speak with her children and even played with them. While on bed with her nighty, she would call me and I have seen all her shape through video call, but to me it was nothing. Even married women walk around half naked these days.

Last month, my company got a contract in Nigeria and I was commisioned to lead the team to execute the project. So, I had to travel to Nigeria with a few guys. I did not tell her I would be travelling because I did not intend to see her. Much more, I would be in Lagos, I had no business in Owerri or P/H. Unfortunately, my Facebook location setting was not diabled and immediately i arrived Lagos, Facebook notified her I was around. She called on whatsapp when i was in my hotel at night and asked how could I visit Nigeria without telling her. She said she needed to see me. I said, it would not be possible because I was going to be in Lagos throughout as I came for official duty. She said, I should not worry, we would find a way around it. For whatever reason, I felt an urge to see her also inside me (and I promised myself I would not have anything to do with her. I was just curious to see her). On her own account, she flew down to Lagos on a friday (arranged for where the children would stay) and came to my hotel in VI. Immediately I saw her, I realised I was dealing with a paragon of beauty. An enigma per excellence a heavily loaded and endowed MILF. What I saw in picture and video calls were nothing compared with the structure standing before me. Instantly, the thought that she was married flew out of my head. Before I know what was happening, we had jumped on each other like mad dogs on heat. In a twinkle of an eye, her blouse was off, her skirt was on the floor, her bra was flung away and her pant has disappered from her buttocks. All my cloths, down to my boxers have also flung away from me. We were both stack naked as we engaged in hot kiss. Without think twice, I penetrated her without any condom. I was so carried away with her sweetness and passion that he ejaculated completely inside of her. She stayed for three days (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) and all we did was just eating, sleeping and banginng, raw without condom. If I said I had got high libido, then, I have got to learn under her. She was very 'fireful' and very tireless. When she was leaving, I asked for her account number so that I could give her some cash, she declined. She said she loved me so much that she does not need my money. She said she could not remember the last time she enjoyed herself like this.

A week after she came again sepending another weekend which was a repeat of the previous visit. Lastly she came the last weekend I spent in lagos and it was the mother of them all. Infact, she did not allow me to buy any recharge card throughout my stay in Nigeria. Before I know what was happening, she has loaded my phone with ten thousand Naira MTN card. The day I gave her twenty thousand Naira Cash, I had to beg her for hours before she reluntantly received it. Her point is always that she does not need my money. She is aware I am married but she always jealous anytime I call my wife. Interestingly, the only time her hubby called her throughout our stay was on her birthday. The call was not up to 3 minutes and she put it on speaker. The guy just said ' My beautiful Angel. Blessed is the day you were born. Blessed is the day I met you. I know I may be failing you. I know I may not be making you happy. But you are the mother of my children. I still love you. I go credit your account, make you take am enjoy your day". She was just saying.. hmmmm, Ok. hmmm. Alright. She has also told me she was comtemplating a divorce again and I advise her against same. Before I left, she bought some fantastic gifts. loads of Nigerian foodstuff. Exlusive native dresses and loads of more.

Anyway, I finished my assignment in Nigeria and returned to the US. We kept chatting and for like few weeks, she was complaining of fever. I advised she visted the hospital. She said malaria test was negative and she was advised to do a pregnancy test which came out positive. She said, for the past six months, no man, including her darling hubby has tourched her. Invariably, she says I am responsible for the pregnancy. She called me and she was crying. She told me she had to go for abortion and she was afraid. I felt, it could be a kind of set up (I don't know why I feel so). I told her she cannot abort the pregnancy that she has got to keep it. I told her I have been looking 4 a child for the past 8 years and this one that has come, I am not going to allow her to abort it. She said, do I forget she is married, just like I am? Can't i see the looming trouble? I said well, she told me she was already planning a divorce so I do not see this causing any problem for her, it will only fast-track her decision. I said as for me, she should leave my side, I would manage it. She said there is no way she can have a baby for me when she still in a man's house and she does not even beleive I have any feelings for her.

Anyway, we have been on this for about three days now. I told her if she decides to abort, she should go ahead, but that would be her decision. For me I would want the baby to be kept. She keeps crying and begging that I should agree to her decision unconditionally. Deep down within me, I do not want to have a child from outside, not even from a married woman. However, I feel something is wrong with this her pregnancy story. I just feel I am been set-up. The reasons for this I do not know. She never demand for money from me. I am just confused about the whole stuff.

Please, I need your advice

Caveat: Do not come here to abuse me or talk about morality/religious stuff. All I need are comments from matured minds. Thanks.

The news of you impregnating a woman should be a thing of joy, it should boost your confidence and makes you believe your sperm cells are very potent.

But don't be offended, right now you just have to be selfless and agree with the decision of her taking away the pregnancy.

If you truly have needed a child out of wedlock, there are ways to go about it and not with a married woman who has no personal means of income but will be hoping on a 50 percent share of her husbands wealth after divorce.

Please agree with her on aborting that baby, for the sake of her family...deep inside i know she still needed the marriage,she only wanted attention from her husband, of which i sure believe he will one day make a u-turn and become that man of her dream.

Talk to your wife about getting a child from outside...because i don't expect your wife to congratulate you if she surprisingly get to know you got someone pregnant outside. She will still see it as infidelity.

Now my question is, will you be comfortable if your wife gets impregnated by a strange man, because she definitely need a child?...your answer should solve the puzzle you are dealing with now, and may God bless your home with children.

Please is the job nature of your company, i will love to have an experience...currently unemployed , but a mechanical engineering graduate with two years banking experience .

Nomorelove:
Hello everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and there is this nice lady I met two months back and ever since then, I've really been happy. Truth is we aren't in a relationship yet but have spoken about our feelings for each other.

I really planned on settling down with her and likewise her but something happened today that got me in a state of dilemma. So she had to talk to her ex because of something really important and all of a sudden, she told me she still has feelings for him deep down and talking to him after a year of breakup has brought it all back and hopes that they'll be together someday... I was like "Am I dreaming?" (I said that within me).

She went on and on and I immediately started shaking like literally. I couldn't speak for a while and she noticed nothing at all. I'm really dumbfounded right now. Her ex was even the one that broke up with her... Why are girls really confused these days? She has told me countless times about how she feels towards me so I have no idea why this is happening all of a sudden.

I think it'll be in my best interest to cut of all ties with her because I can't face what has happened and I'll be hurting myself by deciding to remain friends with her. What do I do?

Critics are most welcome

Bleep her like a 2000volt Bleep machine and walk away...seems like she prefer having Exs.

Just add to the number noni.

Many are called...only a few is chosen.

80% of girls are directly and indirectly prostituting...they will have a boyfriend just to go with the trend " to feel among''...but they still mingle with other guys in exchange of material items.