Raydos: So after washing my clothes today, I hung some of the laundry on the line, Hours later, I came to pack them in for ironing, And to my greatest surprise, I saw this little reptile Chilling in the pocket of my trousers with its head stuck out!!
I was scared at first, Cos I have never killed a snake, I summon the courage, And hit the on the head and that was it!!
Ejika48: This generation ain't taking chill pill at all. This happened today when or Veteran actress Omotola Jolade Ekeinde wished one of psquare twins Happy birthday but it angered her followers that most of them were saying she's trying to let them stay apart.
Meanwhile it was another actress that brought up the topic maybe because the so called actress gave birth to twins. I really don't Think Omotola did what was wrong tho from the reading.
I just confirmed again that nairaland has a lot of illogical users.
How could you all be supporting such a an act that supports division... Over years it has been Psquare we all know..omotola shouldn't claim she is not a friend to both brothers because they have always been together if not for the few years devil decided to spark up fire between them.
As a mother children that she is, i strongly condemn her action.
She shouldn't have singled out just one of the brothers...she can at lease do that in a private message.
post=95944644: Nigerian Afro-Beat Star Davido has disclosed his plans for the future.
The singer, in an Interview on The Juice, with Bolanle on Ndani Tv, shared some info about his plans for the coming year. Davido said he plans on stopping music by the age of 30 - 31 and going into other things. When queried on his interest in politics, the singer said he does not want to go into it any more as it is corrupt, but he knows that he will win if he runs for a political post as no one can beat him.
The proud father of 3 also shared his thoughts on how he feels the corruption in INEC can be curtailed.
peacekante: The Governor was asked by Dele MOMODU if he is igbo and he gave a blunt reply. "I am not" . He later went on to clarify the misunderstanding about his name and also the ikwere people link to igbo.
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Those hawking gala in Lagos expressways are successful? Those sleeping inside shops are successful?
Igbo are successful yet your kinsmen are rushing in millions to keep asylum in Yoruba land? Poverty headquarter of south too is making mouth, you people were rated with war zone Northeast and you're chest beating on that stupidity
I fear who no get disgust of your shamelessness
Your twisted mentality is your only problem...deal with it.
E dey pain u say igbo successful pass ur linage?...i can tell it by how desperate you are in attackn any prodigal igbo kid Calm down dude...hustle to be like us, and maybe God may consider you too.
Who does that!!!!!!!!. The management of that place should all be arrested. What kind of naked lift is that.... Ogun kill all those cct reviewers saying she didn't even wait for the lift to come up...didn't dey see how dark that place was!!! At least lighting up the place to show it is a dead end.
Tallino25: This story is expected to be a long one because of the nature of our relationship and how we met, probably I will subsequently narrate my story in another thread for now, I will go straight to the point. So I met this lady online on Facebook at the beginning of the lockdown around April,we actually got so close then we came over to WhatsApp to chat with ease,with time we fell in love with ourselves The relationship in question was a long distance relationship, because she stayed at Ph and I at abia so coupled with the lockdown we found it difficult to see ourselves for the first time,so presently plans are on ground already for us to meet ourselves. Now during one of our chats when we were talking about how we are gonna meet we deviated to our intimacy,it was then she insisted on the fact that i shouldn't use condom to have sex with her,she actually told me prior to this chat that she has allergies using condoms and the effects causes weeks of endless pains so I shouldn't use it on her we almost had a big issue arguing that then. So I insisted that my type plays safe and I dont wanna take the risk of going raw but she assured me that she is free from STDs and also she will take some drugs after our intimacy in my presence to thwart any possible pregnancy.
My moves to insist and persuade her that I wanna play safe proved abortive,she ended up being angry saying that i am a selfish person,that if I tell anyone about this that he/she will confirm that am a selfish person Pls am here to find out, what can I do? Which line of action should I tow? Because currently that relationship is under threat now and my decision can make or break it Note(this girl has been faithful throughout and preserved for me according to her actions I believe so) I have a lot to add to this story,but I want to make this post as short possible Even if it appears quite long though As the thread continues I can give more insights though Pls your take ??
motionarena: Hi guys. For sometime i have been thinking of hooking up a girl from escort site codedruns. The girls I see there are just to fresh compared to local hookers.
I haved heard the girls can fulfill all your fantasies. Though their charges are high
Can someone here who has ordered a girl from the site advice me on this. Is the thrill worth it and am scared of being robbed and stds.
Hmm....let me give u 10odds game to play with that money, thank me later.
A wonderful meat...there is nothing disgusting there my brother. Don't get too used to fowl, goat and cow. God has given us different types of meat in abundant.
Update update!!! So I was still at home around 2:15 pm when she messaged me that she was on her way
I told her I will take a cab from ugbor to limit junction sapele road
Around 3:10 pm she messaged me that she was already there, I told her I was in a cab but there was traffic around ugbor that I will meet her up soon.
After 10 minutes of she not seeing me there , she started calling but it was my guys phone and the guy girlfriend was with us, she got angry and tried to spoil the fun but I stooped her.
I messaged her back that she should relax herself there and order for anything she need that I will soon be with her. She was calm
I dressed up and went to the nearest hotel to chill out my worries. Around 3:47 pm she sent me a message on WhatsApp that ones it 4pm she will leave.
I ignored the message and by this time I called her with my main line that she has. She said it’s raining that she can’t hear me well. I ignored the call and put up a status on my WhatsApp that I will upload my profile picture for 30 minutes but I expect everybody to ignore me.
She replied me that she knew it was nelly all this while. Nelly was one of her boyfriends, I am one of them also.
By this time I was already angry. I sent her my picture and I told her to avoid me cos I don’t want to do bad thing to anybody. She read the message and did not reply. After 45 minutes she sent me a picture of she and her friend that she went there to enjoy herself with her friend. She started sending me abusive voice notes. I wanted to ignore but she wouldn’t stop.
I had to remind her that she has a smelly pussy and the odour is becoming too much.
I blocked her and deleted her from my WhatsApp.
What pains me is that she is always criticizing runs girls but I never knew she was a part time runs girl She go soon turn 30 yrs next year and I de see her single at 35
JentuPrinz: Back den in skul,I visited a bae.I even called her I'm coming.Wen i got dere,i met my friend at her place..D guy is nt only a friend oo,we're hostel mates/course mates.I was surprised to see him.I asked"Lala,aw far.. wetin u dey do here?"..He said he came to see one bae but d gal no dey around,so d bae is on her way coming.
So while he was waiting outside,my bae saw him and asked him to kom inside.So later sha,my friend(lala)went outside.
While my bae was busy cookin,i took her fone and started checking her gallery.Some mins later,i switched to her whatsapp and later saw her convo wit my friend lala.
I was shocked.Aw did he got her numba?.As i was reading their convo,omo kom see aw my friend dey spoil me 4 my back,telling my bae dat 'i did not love her,i av anoda gf'.As a perfect jentu man i am,i acted like notin happened.So i told her 2 stay away from my friend but she no gree.So i told her there's notin btw me and her anymore. Till 2day,i no even question my friend abt wetin he do me. Bros over Hoes.
Hintona: So I'm in a relationship with this really cute guy, tall, dark and handsome but he's always hitting me for the littlest things, it's getting too much we are course mates and he even hits me in front of our fellow course mates. But they usually take it as a joke, to me it's not, I hate it and I've talked to him several times but he always apologises and does it again the next second though he has never beaten me seriously, I hate the knocks on the head and the slaps on the back.
what do I do?
Next time he does that, put up an angry mood...for like few days and watch his reaction. You need his reaction to know what to do.
Supreme145: So my girl went for a friends wedding yesterday, she was part of the bridal train. While we were chatting later in the evening I jokingly asked her how many guys asked for her number today, she said just one but she didn't give him because she doesn't like the guy I asked her why and she said the guy is short, we laughed over it and continued chatting I asked her how hot the wedding was and she said it was OK that the reception took place in the church premises(she attends methodist), I said so no beer and she said yes just soft drinks, I told her I can't hold my reception inside church o cos there must be enough booze for ma guys. Naim babe say no o, say she no go fit allow alcohol in her wedding but I can take with my friends after the wedding and no playing of worldly songs too,wetin I go come dance naa? She said she will teach me how to dance to Christian songs. Like play like play it was turning to an argument o,funny enough we are not even ready for any wedding cos we still have a year to go in school but I no come dey understand the way she come dey carry wedding matter on top head like gala, any small things na marriage talk, baby we will do this when we get married, if we get married I will do that, not like I don't want to marry her o but my bank account no dey tell me truth at the moment in fact I'm not even sure of any marriage in the next five years. Naso babe take end relationship o,unto say as I insist say I must high beer and dance them davido and wizkid songs for my imaginary wedding. On a serious note I really love her, she's my longest serving girlfriend, I usually break up after dating for some months but I've been with her for 3years now and she's the best I've been with. She doesn't put me under any pressure, she was my saving grace during the lockdown while I was stuck in school but she's 24 and might not wait till I'm ready for marriage, I don't know if this is an opportunity for me to let her be.
Stay focused young man.... Leave mata for Mathias...
It is not by being a combat General... Reno might be a black belt holder....and he is also boasting with the name of God. I stake on Reno, to Win by KO.
Sheezybobby: Hello Palz, A.M, Am a little bit confused, i graduated at a tender age of 19 years, Currently Serving at 20years of age. But My wish all this while is to travel to Abroad to Further/Relocate, but my parents want me to take a Nigeria Immigration Job, But am a Confused,
I want you to advise me friends, Cause am so confused, Also what is the Salary scale. (Immigration) for a B.sc graduate, I will appreciate your opinion, Palz
If there is an opportunity for you to go abroad...to study/relocate please do. It also depends on the country you want to go to... Just pick amongst Germany,Japan,USA,Canada, Georgia, Australia.... I wish you all the best.
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake I Killed In My Trousers Pocket!! by Warlord2014(m): 10:26pm On Nov 20, 2020 
