₦airaland Forum

When you have been racking your brain all day for just one funny statement to put on here and couldnt come up with any... Check yourself well. God is punishing you

ezotik: so who do the yorubas do not see as brothers? aren't we are all nigerians? as far as i know, some yorubas consider the fulanis as brothers. i have read posts on here of how dan fodio was born of a yoruba woman. but will it not be absurd to ask the fulanis if they see themselves as yoruba?

and if nigeria should break up, dont worry about us. if i were u, i'd be more concerned about the ijaws in ur backyard. they are becoming militant, they have a seating president, and they are settled in all so-called yoruba states along the coast.

I want to believe than an exodus began from around egypt, ethiopia, libya etc and then came and spread all over nigeria from the north .. 4 instance edo share these words with other cultures
Bini. Osa god
Yoruba. Orisa

Bini. Amurupa candle
Yoruba. Atupa or shakabula

Bini. Mune~mune that night insect with green light
Yoruba. Mana~mana or tana~tana

Bini. Ekita dog
Ibo. Nkita

The list goes on. I am using my fone

fredoooooo: berdych and wawrinka laboured to win in 5 sets , tsonga goes through , verdasco knocked out
sharapova and sam stosur both won in staraight sets , kuznetsova beat radwanska ,ana ivanovic crashes out

Issshhh sharapova is out? i haven't been following...

Apparently the "strong black woman" has met her superior match... I 'm so enjoying the show.

when you are 23yo girl and you turned a 34yo guy who rides a Benz down and then you came to nairaland to score points...

Royal-VII:
You style recycling that corny "Those Hit will Yell the loudest" garbage?

I mean how many timez you gonna write that ?...

..LmL

That's actually what makes it banal or trash... Would have sounded better if made vague...

- and ...to think that she is flattering/working on people psych when really she is insulting them...

MsDarkSkin: Strength is in numbers I see...

I spoke and conquered...

"those hit"...

and they are yelling.

Nah the point i'm only trying to make is that he should ignore getting involved in a war of words with you because you simply never take your medicine... What is wrong with that?

harakiri: What a coincidence! Do you know Ryu is my favorite character on SF? He was the first one i started out with way back in 1993 and till date, i'm still a hardcore Ryu "user"...lol

I played SF far back 92 (cant remember) as well but i like MK more... My nick is sub zero...

@harakiri
If you wanna get entangled in a long war of words that you wont be the last person to curse then i suggest you go on talking to that plunk called mzdarkskin... Believe you've been around long enough to know what i am talking about

beblessed: God does nt punish plz

Being a misery gut that you actually are, the topic of this thread rings a bell then you try to cheer yourself with a comment, "God does nt punish plz" ... A Defense mechanism?? Well that is how you really know God is punishing your gut

I have seen thousands of Somali students live and i gotta say this people are full of $hit and scum... Dirty plunks... Sorry my Somali friend i am not honored to meet you online (NL) but you are most welcome because i'm sure NL' owner needs you... bingo

When you are a lady and on a dating site your status says:

Alexxy, 29 Lagos, Nigeria Wants to go on a date with a guy, 34-65

and About me
AM A KIND OF PERSON THAT TELL PEOPLE WAT I WANT NO PLENTY TALK. PLEASE NOTE AM NOT LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ONE, NOT ME TRY SOMEONE ELSE THANK YOU.

then Looking for
AM LOOKING FOR ANGELS AND NOT DEMONS. A GUY TO HANGOUT WITH, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, NO MORE NO LESS, AND NO PLENTY QUESTIONS. GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.

You are a beautiful and ambitious lady "with a future" but yet you keep meeting gentlemen who go by this slogan towards you "babe, I'd really love to be with somebody like you but not you" That's when you know God is punishing you...

this story is not complete... what happened to the two donkeys that is accusing the man and his lovely wife?

Danka7777: Mubarak would had fought this until the end like Gaddafi. Better dead than serve life sentence.

No my friend... the surrender tactics is a valuable weapon until you can strike with the element of surprise if he has to(i now know Col. Qaddafi made a mistake )... he can now siddon look waitin dey happen aftermath him regime from him prison...

nerodenero: Freedom doesnt come cheap,you fight for it and earn it.Until then,we will continue to dwell under these corrupt minorities called leaders.

There is no real freedom anywhere... A revolution will only result to a power change... It is also inevitable. It happened in trance; it happened in america; Libya' regime just past with the fall of my guy Qaddafi, then Egypt... when it is time (of which some people are pulling the string now)we will have one...

simo2rule: provided we are ready to revolt like the Egyptians, we lost our chance wen we were occupying Naija. We need to fight back and not keep wishing.

1000 likes from me

Soyedele1: When ma galfrnd told me she doesnt knw ao to cook,i tot she ws joking until d day she came to my house and told her to prepare STEW for me..mehn,d scene ws funny..she sd it is d duty of d housegal to prepare food for me.datz ao we broke up

in 2008 i was engaged to a lagosian schooling at UNAD, she also claimed she couldn't cook so i was going to teacah her... i did it many times with a little teasing until she angry told me that i was fooling myself and why would i actually think she couldn't cook and am i the one cooking for her in school? We usually eat out, i was carried away but those cant happen again... Any tells you she can not cook is lying...

The western medias bring up all sorts of theories that creates fighting/revolution within the elders and younger, parents and children, husband and wife is for a good reason... it was meant to make the oppressed group think independently and creatively but some dumb as$ will hijack and use it weirdly...

Mynd_44: my parent are separated so that does not count.

now that we know more about you......

Mynd_44: Yes I can. I did not marry her so she can cook did I? Cos If I wanted someone to cook for me, I will move back with my mum or hire a cook.
I will marry because I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman not because of food

spend "the rest" of your life with the woman having $ex making babies love and love and love... you are the man

micklplus: Yeah. Would change it. Infact, I didn't just change my name, I changed my surname.

You are now officialy a lost sheep... U can not change ur family name

tpia@:
"every man wants me yet i'm still out hunting for men 24/7"

this strange state of affairs seems to be the story of quite a few women here?

kindly look inwards because "oro yi on soju lasan" meaning una case get as e be, as they say back home.

what happened to arab guy, the other old guy, another guy, and all the ones you've mentioned here so far.

must we continually be regaled with senseless stories of your wild fantasies which you consider reality?

abi na hooker you be, or transexual.

everything is men, men, men, men, men.

So annoying, jeez.

Sorry o tilapia but sometimes i wonder wether you re a tranny or female on steroid because you dey sabi charge well well... Anyway your comment is on point. The Op is depressed and i advice to stay away from internet for a while or consult a therapist..

DailyNews: From listening & mixing with ladies of different class- poor, rich, average, I can tell the following y u turned him down:
1. u were intimated that he got other girls cos of his status & u dnt want to be on d long list.
2. u have insecurity feelings in u, admit it cos many ladies do & it stops them from connecting with their true love.
3. u were afraid he came for fun.
4. u were overwhelmed that such a classy guy could ever ask u out, that what do u got that he couldn't find from other girls- girls always wonder why me, & why not other girls? & u cannot be an exception cos all girls wonder this once they come across a guy that beats them to the core.

etc, etc....brb!

U are damn right

This thing called buhari is simply a cow...

dayokanu: Just agree and do him just 5 times

Ds could work too lol... Especialy if he is the eat and run type

sophy09: Try ignoring him. Don't pick his call, don't reply his text messages and when he comes in your face politely tell me it is over and if he is aggressive, call the cops.

You are a bad player. Absence simply increases respect and love. If she ignors him then his love will grow further...
OP i am curious to know what this your test is all about sef...

mystikal: I even heard Queen Elizabeth singing the song at Buckingham. . . . . .

True! Today i was told the PMs house of lords played it with the queen present... Dbanj is sooo good

Delafruita: america is a great country because its leaders are able to spot trends and changes in power balance.they latched unto ebele primarily because of the circumstances that led to his ascension.they saw in him what the "i voted jonathan and not pdp" saw.as is their usual nature,they try to cuddle such leaders so as to maintain them as allies hence all the invitation he was getting.you cant blame them for turning back,they lost citizens to terrorist that ebele is apparently reluctant to fight

America can kiss my hairy as$... Their system is not better than ours. Goto their forums and see for yourself. We will hand our problems our way...

malc619: GEJ is yet to complete one year of his tenure and everybody is more interested in 2015 than in what he is doing now. Y ??

This guy should wake up and start work, else his rule will ßξ a terrible disaster....

True talk

ekt_bear: Loving MKO doesn't mean that UNILAG should be renamed after him.

Bill Clinton is pretty popular among democrats and democratic-leaning states.

Did anybody decide to rename Harvard after him?

The problem is that Nigerians enjoy mixing politics up into everything. That MKO was a great politician, etc, etc doesn't mean he needs to have a university named after him...

Let alone one of the oldest and most prestigious/popular universities in Nigeria.

Dude leave american cliton out... This is a nigerian thing. Beside if bill is still alive there isnt cause to immorlize his name..

Alxmyr: Is this the first time government will change name of University?
Make all the UNILAG dudes go and sit down.

True

godello: dats to say the remaining 99.9% is success which i disagree totaly ! Things are getting worst.

Seconded