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mtn should shoulder more helpful social responsibilities in naija. just as they are doing in South Africa. not these flashy shows.

Na vampire teeth u dey grow so. Goodnight.

dem need to upgrade dem curse slang to effect didital age stuff like gsm, internet etc. if not the curse no go work o.

if you check well, na some people use their head. this couple no be like the kine couple wey dey smuggle dope. but how dem dey look anyway?

a loss to bachelors, addition to the married list.

may this wedding bring better for everybody involved. AMEN!

it cannot be 19.7 percent. where i work, we used to employ more than 1000 youth corpers every year. once their service year is over, maybe like 2 get a job. whats 19.7 percent. the guy's goofing. he's working on false information. if its 19.7% then i wouldn't be feeling bad for our youth corpers. the remaining 19.7% can easily get themselves involved in something. then there won't be unemployment.

abeg. this is disturbing. how can the govt. be working on such an erroneous data.

with fear and agony i have refuced to accept the rumour dat mikel will not be playing in the world cup. it is still a rumour to me because i have refused to read or hear anything about it.

make una see our mid field. one thing i know goo or bad, e go dey different without dat noi. God help us. what with kanu on top. as captain. okwu agwu!

african magic. all of them. once dem tune am on, men go comot for house, women go dey insie.

viva africa means long live africa in portuguese. if its for the world cup, why d africa on top viva? because dem wan play for africa? abeg she should change the name to:

Karibu africa. thats swahili for welcome to africa.

yes. i've said it. now call me bad belle. i don already take tetracycline and flagyl before your .

wetin u think? naija na sodom and gomora. abeg. we no bad like dat o. at least i am a nigerian and i bad small, even though i don see people wey bad pass me, i see people wey i bad pass. we come get good ones on top. so, if me i go return your phone (if u go believe), what of the other 140 million. haba, u neva forget your nokia 3310, dem throw am back for your head?

dem freeloaders don fill up d 2010 trailer to SA. dem SA officials be like "shuo, no be brazil, england, italy, ghana etc etc use small car enter jus now?"

its the jokes section. even though i don't even know about the subliminal attacks.

lightning dont strike twice @ the same spot. either you love more or they love you more.  life's full of hard choices, you never rest until u kpeme. right one left one wrong one. its all about u.

do you want to give or do you want to take. what makes you feel good.they're both the same. the one that loves right and the one you love right.

But i think the one you love right is better. dem gon' break your hear sister. the one that loves you right, if they ever stop loving you and you never loved them in the first place. ITS HELL BABY. ITS HELL. thats cat and mouse in a cage. I mean, there's a reason why you chose that blue shirt you just like over the red shirt other people like.

yeah and dem gonna gi him da problem o' d world to solve. good riddance to you young boy. when u ask ' have u seem my childhood' like MJ make you ask d people wey admire your gift. dem gon' suck your childhood dry pretending dey're amazed.

poor child. whats he gonna be doing when his mates discover the hairy part of life? people never seem to amaze me. albert einstein was a genius. he had a life. a nobody @ age nine. whats the wonder about this gift. poor kid. now they're gonna call him a 'special' child and suck life out of him. time once gone is lost.

may your childhood, youthfulness stick with you stubornly as they try to 'harness' whatever from you.

i'm sorry if you don't like what i am saying, reader, but i believe they should let him be. he's never going to be any less smart if left alone. they should not feed him junk as intelligence and put him in any special project. i don read alot from childhood and i was lucky to finally read myself out of people's praises and wonder so i can become a certified idiot. i think i like some little bit of idiot in my life.

woohoo!

no leave dem. time is coming when they'll be phased out by sleek, smooth, smart shapely darlings. time is coming. the problem is that the viewers never got smart.

but they say faces sell movies. lets wait and see. i hope by then they would still be young enough fot it to make sense if they lose some fat.

usually, you are supposed to report him. because if he is caugth and you are implicated, you will be sacked with him. if it becomes a police case, you will be arrested. if it becomes a court case, you will be docked. easier said that done, i know. but thats the way it plays out. sorry. see no evil hear no evil no dey for constitution or law when you see or hear evil.

do better work. good will follow you in the end. welcome home ribadu

this is good. it will be taken advantage of in the beginning. we should not relent. in the end when 'their (dem politicians) money' becomes 'our money' everybody involved will help fish out the corrupt individuals that want to take advantage of it.

this is a step in the right direction. things seem to be moving well.

Believe this, you'll believe anything.

your case is fishy. honestly. how are you going to prove they did not send you an sms. if they did not send you an sms then it means its a gtb insider job. thats a more damning accusation and i find it hard to see gtb own up to such. the law is complex because if their system show that they sent you an alert, any judge can restfully assume that your dog intercepted the sms messages and deleted them before you could read them. and that is whether you have a dog or not. after that he's going to have a glass of whisky content with striking out yet another phony claim.

this is an all new claim bros. sorry.

i think she'll live. i welcomed her aboard.

he sold the car, now his boss loves him. i know that story.

unfortunately you have to stick this one out until you find another job. now that you have acquired a new liability in the form of a car, you cannot just drop that job.

worst case, you can talk with your boss tell him how you feel and that it will help for him to explain what the problem is with you people's working relationship so that you can adapt in order to enhance your working relationship.

after that, when u get a new job. you can then tell him how much of an idiot he really was. for now you have to stick it out.

once i asked my dad a question like this he said 'life goes on'. i say popsy don turn 2pac. but he now explained that you make do with what you have. because there are so many other things to be done in life. marriage is just one remarkable part. it doesn't kill. there are things that can kill if not handled properly, like ordinary malaria. 100k can do a wedding for you. it depends on your plans. there's registry, there's mass (catholic), there's mutual agreement to live together etc etc.

u got to strive with fellow men, big thing, small thing, bent thing, whatever thing. just strive.

that doesn't mean you surprise everybody that day because there was no adequate preparation. what you should do is, tell ur wife to be the situation on ground. if she rejects you, then thank God. she's not your wife. abi no be for better for worse, in sickness and in health and for richer for poorer wey she go swear for church.

did you post this question as an experiment to see people's reaction? the subject is kind of dumb. ok, maybe u are really a virgin. kana virgin's are normally dumb. i wish you happy 'doing' in the future. i.e. if you finally make it to an all new level of knowledge.

shy seperate after so long? what are they going to do with the freedom? this is so, !

if a lady's dressing shows all those contours of her body, my thing gets up kwam! it is my fault that i am tempted. i know. i am sorry. God please forgive me.

If the ladies wear 'normal' dresses to church, a lot of this kind of havoc will reduce.

Amen

yes if by marrying the woman you are only interested in having children. no if you want to marry as in MARRY, MARRIAGE, WEDDING etc. etc. like that sha

if you dont feel submissive and show submission to your husband, you clearly don't have a husband. check your marriage. better, get a divorce.
kponkwem!

don't flay vit phire. keep off from the long thing once you are a married lady. else,
even if your husband say its ok, he'll use it against you tomorrow.

if any woman wants money, i know quite a lot of guys that will be willing to oblige. but you go pay o,

na so dem go dey kill our brothers for faraway countries and our govt. no go do anything. even news no go carry am. may their souls rest in peace.