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ya gf carry jazz come wincth you.
ya mama carry neutralizer come dizzolve am

dan warry, its a woman thing fight

this nex poster is a kidnapper! he wants to organize outspoken people and bag them into one sac and, OMG!

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Thick Rumour

evil govt

false move by dangote

hornets nest!

ha ha! i just bought one of them!

Guy, its either of two things.
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[li]Your married boss wants you and you left her for her niece. Thats annoying. I find it annoying in a twisted way. I mean, somebody is going out of her way to recognize you and keep you happy and what you pay her back with is snuggling next to her niece. Tufia![/li]
[li]Your married boss likes you but at the same time feels you are a smooth criminal and at the same time equally is fond of her niece and won't want you to break her niece's heart. So she's pissed you are getting close to the kitty which she feels she has to protect. Though I have some doubt in this though[/li]
[li]Your boss has a twisted personality. Fakes she likes you all in a bid to satisfy some physical or phsychological need (say, for people to see her as nice). But feels you are way beneath her and her family circle. So when she sees you in her family circle, in fact near the kitty, she's screams internally and hates you.[/li]
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Figure the rest out yourself.

These bastards are still making mistakes and they think they are having fun. The game's almost up and they are looking for keys into houses wey dem no get.

[size=24pt]Okay! make dem sell Aso Rock give GEJ too![/size]

not to sound cynical, but d guy wowo!

not to sound cynical, but d guy wowo!

shoot the monkey and have a good night sleep

Bankole, Ode. Some of you went to skool ko! Some of you carry slate ni!
Fool. Shut up and dodge under your table. Hide there whenever truth is passing else it will scorch you.

Silly monkey.

You people climb up there and fleece to the point of to whom it may concern and you are telling us that some of you went to school. School of armed robbery. Thieves.

You can damage SLS name, you can say what you like, but
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[li]We know the truth[/li]
[li]You cannot remove him[/li]
[li]Your day of reckoning is coming[/li]
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Look at that amala and ewedu, arm chair govt official comparing themselves with the US house that spends 4 billion USD annually!
What insolence and abuse of our senses and sesibilities. I mean, how stupid can a stupid comment get.

US spends 3.552 trillion dollars a year while its house spends 4 billion out of it making it 0.11 percent for the US senate
while they spend 2.5 percent of ours and they want to compare it with US senate $4 billion dollars.

OK, let me keep my cool for a moment and calculate the percentage of $4billion dollars to our annual budget

$4billion = 600 billion naira. And 600 billion naira is already 14 percent of our annual budget. So if we should do like oyibo, we should give them 14 percent of our annual budget so that everything will be already.

I am sure SLS knows what he is saying. There must be a way they twisted the budget so that they can deny and eventually acquire more percentage of the budget.

Politics is a business

poster is somewhat naive to think women differ that much. for one thing village girls 'cut eye' and some city chics are still so dumb they're getting pregnant and HIV in an unbelievable rate. both can be faithful or promiscuous. heck! my street girl grew up in the city to do ashawo later in life and i know a village girl who has PHD.

the world is not that simple, your way of thinking is the reason so many ladies stereotype people, situations and events, making wrong decisions all the time as a result. there's really little difference between 'types of ladies' if there's anything like that. the only difference there is that of individuality. so please starting from today, judge people by their individual make up rather than 'city' or 'village' typology.

please grow up.

And which guy that grew up in the city has gone to the village to pick and marry a "kpom!" that did not go to school? It rarely happens.

ARG!! Nigeria is so stratified with people of 'upper class' and 'lower class' with everybody putting everybody else in the lower class than themselves.

i want my sim money back!

Zain charges 5 kobo per/kB of data sent over its internet. thats more than enough for a text message. thats 1024 chaaracters. Now you want to pay 10 naira for facebook connection. we're so daft in Nigeria.

This is just liike the Blackberry they are using to milk people that don't even need the blackberry services in the first place. Just open facebook mobile on your phone and update your status, chat and send messages to your friends. depending on your phone, there are even mobile apps that you can launch on your phone, meaning you don't even need to download the facebook page on your phone.

its robbery! beware.

please drop the honeypot jare.
thats the legal tender. tender it fast

initial post said it all. there's no need to comment.
oh! i just commented.

i would expect anything from fela. i love fela.

i'm coming out with a surprise for mtn.
it's "go to hell!" "where i dumped your sim"
you might find it there

foolish talk. i thot after the world cup we would have learnt our lessons. this observation shouldn't even be made except for historical purposes. but if they win the cup you will be happy. in fact they have qualified for the semi, are you not happy?

they'll still bite us again. never be friends with them again.
let them go their way. we are bigger and better than them.

kill the fool and set his head on a high pole

bros, better tie up your 'kini' everynight, plug the shit hole and keep a big stick handy. i am neva going to do or accept sleeping with a guy on the same bed. no not until now till when i am old.

but it might be delicate to start an argument when you still need the idiot as a room mate. else leave the place for him and find your own. how are you gonna be a man. don't even let your chic hear of this. it will be scary to them, homo thugs and stuff.

life is hard, tough decisions. you never know. all call for ACTION!!!!. tell the idiot what is bothering you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi kiddo, go get some milk.
it's no biggie

@poster, on point.
only nigerians seek permanent residency in order countries as if it is the only option available. and they keep complaining about nigeria, holding meetings in the save heaven (abroad) about the issues in nigeria. heck! even oyibos come to african countries to assist.

she's playing? better make your rules of engagement with this chic fast. she sick.

it goes with the sensuality of the woman. beauty, smartness and other related good charateristics do not keep a man wanting the same woman forever. but a REALLY PLAYFUL, purely open and honest and SENSUAL woman will keep her man forever even if the man strays he'd come crying back because life's a biatch and there's no free lunch (which he gets freely on a platter at home anyway)