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Hiswordxray:
The person who haven't see a lion exclaim that there is no cat greater than a cheetah.

I have seen a lion in real life but not a cheetah. Try another proverb. We're talking about the bible God and you're here speaking in riddles. Talk about a powerless entity.

Sograced:
Most times we believers don't seem to trust God from our hearts, even though we claim we do with our lips. An instance is, you are travelling from Lagos to Abuja, you boarded a bus, got a seat and ready to go. You didnt ask the driver if he had a lincense or not. You just trusted the driver so strong enough that he'll take you to your destination. You were'nt worried if he knows how to drive well or not.
If you can trust man that much with your life, can you trust God much more?
Can you believe every of his words?
Can you depend on him and trust him with your life?

Trusting an unknown human being is different than trusting the breeze and pretending that it is a human being. Besides which God are you talking about? One of them likes to murder his own children to pay a debt for others. You can't trust such a psychopath with the life of a rodent, let alone a human being.

Hiswordxray:
[size=15pt]In a second I can know a person's life story just as I know mine. [/size]

You obviously don't fear this your God very much, telling lies like this. Anyone can write anything with fingers. Let me try mine. I can defeat Jesus in hand to hand combat and ship you his head as evidence in less than 2 seconds. See, its easy. You're missing out on the real power of your ancestors because you choose to insult them rather than respect them. They will be waiting for you, not even one white person will be there to save you.

Muslims lie when it suits Islam. You're doing the same thing on behalf of your deaf and dumb deity. Where is your conscience? Chai!

This will be keeping up with the tradition of the fatherless Jesus figure.

Maamin:
Can the same yardstick be used for theist that kill others that does not share the same faith as them?

You see, which ever way you pet up the act of this Atheist..it does not neglect the fact that something he so much believed in has led him to commit this tripple homicide.

He didn't kill because of atheism. He killed because he's a murderer. He's a bad person, period. Atheism doesn't change bad people into good people. Good people don't turn bad because of atheism. However, there are many examples of morally decent people doing horrible things in the name of religion.

Maamin:
Ok what is the catalyst behind this your Atheist brother's barbaric act?

Probably his hatred for theists. If there weren't any theists, he would have found someone to kill for another reason. Bad people are bad.

Maamin:
Ok what is the catalyst behind this your Atheist brother's barbaric act?

Probably his hatred for theists. If there weren't any theists, he would have found someone to hate for something else. Bad people are bad.

Maamin:
where are the Atheists that claimed to be the best of morally upright of humankind, to come and make excuses for this terrorist

Atheism is the belief that there is no personal God. What one does with that belief is based on his character. As the late Hitchens used to say, in the absence of religion, good men will be good, and bad men will be bad. But in order to get good men to do horrible things, religion must be the catalyst.

BornSad:
I'm sure it would have been more pleasant it it were ladies.

Anyway, what's funny is that it's not normal. It's unreasonable for two straight guys to do so. That's why it's called a joke!

You mustn't laugh, your sense of humor is your business, but you mustn't criticize too. It was funny to some of us.

I'm not critical of those who find it funny. To each his own. And you're absolutely correct, it would have been easier on the eyes, and maybe even funny, if they were females. Then I could imagine myself being a part of the joke, the third wheel. There's nowhere to insert myself in this scenario with the two males.

By the way, I didn't see Brokeback Mountain for the same reason, but the movie won an Oscar for best picture. A lot of people enjoy watching gay behavior being acted out.

See this stereotypical troll. Gorillas are apes, FYI, and we are not descended from them. A gorilla has pale skin under all that fur. It's basically a white man with black face. Here is an article telling you how white people are not only a mixture of a banished mad black scientist/shaman and a chimpanzee, but some of the lab offspring were also mated with neanderthals and other animals.

http://news.discovery.com/human/genetics-neanderthal-110718.htm

[size=15pt]If your heritage is non-African, you are part Neanderthal[/size], according to a new study in the July issue of Molecular Biology and Evolution. Discovery News has been reporting on human/Neanderthal interbreeding for some time now, so this latest research confirms earlier findings.

Damian Labuda of the University of Montreal's Department of Pediatrics and the CHU Sainte-Justine Research Center conducted the study with his colleagues. [size=15pt]They determined some of the human X chromosome originates from Neanderthals, but only in people of non-African heritage[/size].

Hahaha. You're mocking a 21 yr old boy who earns over $1 million dollars ever four weeks for chasing a ball over a flat surface. He has tricked your people. Keep pretending to mock him while he continues to push start the military Bugatti. The sound of the engine alone will drown out your s.tupid voice.

SUB SAHARAN AFRICANS are the only 100% human beings left on the planet. The ancestors of the other races slept with wild animals, the black man knew how to conduct himself, even 100K years ago.

I have yet to consider sucking out a baby's brains or anyone's brain for that matter. That is some sadistic Winnie the Pooh shyt. Now thanks to the OP, I'm keeping all my options on the table. Hahaha.

How come atheists don't rob blind people? Do atheists eat their children? What stops an atheist from killing his whole family with kerosene and matches? Don't get offended when others fail to answer your question intelligently. You appear to be conflating the behavior of atheists with theists.

I live by the golden rule myself, no Gods attached. I don't slap people because I don't like people to slap me.

However, this is different from the attitude I had during childhood when my only moral compass was the bible. Back then, the value of human life was the silence in my head. The minute I would hear a voice, even my own, I would begin to imagine that I was Abraham and that Jesus wanted me to decapitate someone as a test of my loyalty and faith. Luckily for me, no one got injured from my holy ghost inspired psychosis but I came close.

Btw, Abraham would have been thrown in jail and charged with attempted murder and child abuse; Isaac would have been placed in the custody of social services.

BornSad:
Gay here gay there! Nawa o! Can't we, for once, exercise our sense of humour?

And what if it were ladies in the joke?

Better huh?

What's funny about two males pretending to dry hump one another? I'm sure that this joke would have people doubled over at gay clubs but please forgive some of us for not laughing.

I would pick #2, sell it for $200K, and buy one #3 and one #1. I would then spend the change on ashewos for 4yrs.

How can a person as remarkable as the bible God simply appear into existence out of nowhere? Yahweh is too well designed to have sprung into being all by himself. That's like looking at a wristwatch and assuming that it fell out of an active volcano. Who is the f.ool here? I insist that the man had a creator himself.

Next post should be "why does an engine heat up when the vehicle is being operated."

Optional2:
Abeg ooooo is d person 'HE or SHE'

Unisex, one size fits all.

anisylva:
i jst hope these guys dnt turn into ISIS

That ISIS is getting bombarded with planes from everywhere. They don't know who to attack next.

dieantwordRSA:
^^^^^Yes already in SA the Mail and Guardian and Sunday Times mentioned how bleeped up Nairaland was.

Thats when Nigerian monkeys were trying to defend Nigeria and fiddling with the number of dead Southies. Their journo got GATVOL about Nigeria. We know the broke owner of Nairaland ASS-EWA. they call him SEUN...pitch black nigger from Logos.

All apes have pale skin. They're the real ancestors of pale people. That's why you never see monkeys and baboons with full lips. They all look like John McCain. Do your research well. We are the true humans, built to tolerate prolonged exposure to the stars and light, particularly our own sun, without incurring DNA damage. You are bacteria, bred to do well in the darkness, the laboratory product of a relationship between a mad African scientist and a chimpanzee. The only star in our solar system hates you, like it hates bacteria. Go figure.

This is courtesy of Minister Farrakhan. Go f))uck yourself.

Herrmes:
The other sister is not your type? None of then are your type bro.

Do you know that there are dogs and cats with more money than that big headed Kardashian girl? Literally. Dogs and cats are not my type either, even the rich ones.

They've wounded JJ Rawlings' son. That yellow boy is locking down the whole midfield.

onosprince:
This prophecy does not directly says there will be a postponement on the election... Or what am i missing here?

Absolutely nothing. You're on point. The fortune cookie prophet strikes again.

Author123:
I wonder why people fall for this kim kardershians ...... buuulllllll ugly girls

Kim Kardashian is ugly? You can lie ooh. She's an ashewo. Her character is ugly, but that girl could successfully tempt an angel.

The other sister with the big head is not my type but even she's not ugly.

ellahzy:
Kanye, Kanye, Kanye.

This dude doesnt smile even his moustache frowns too.






ellajovy @IG

The look of anger that he usually wears on his face is not by choice. He has screws in his jaw from that terrible car accident.

Imagine getting an er.ection after staring at the decrepit looking body of a 98 yr human. The man is scientifically mad.

Her punishment was living with that kind of odor for weeks. I would have gone mad myself. Chai!! This is the village version of Norman Bates from Psycho.

The wife is not on the ballot.

zyzxx:
Hahahah
Den wu is d Gf?

Good question. I'm pretty sure that your body no be firewood, as they say. According to the bible, Jesus' body was firewood.

zyzxx:
bro, if science says we are higher animal, me I believe am God's image.
If science says selfservicing is good I'll so no
Jesus never selfservicing during is mission on earth and that my role model
i'm I clear sir.

Jesus didn't have a girlfriend either. How well are you following your role model?

zyzxx:
dream on, dat what u hide under coz u hate the truth

Are you a pastor? Hahaha.

delishpot:
Tomorrow we begin to wonder why the rest of the world hate/fear Africa. May our father in heaven cleanse our land and make us what we used to be O Afrika!

You haven't seen murder yet. Come to the states where Suge Knight is running over human beings with his vehicle like zombies. In broad daylight, on camera. I'm scared to even watch or read the news again.

Pastors jerk off more than anyone else. But they will take that secret to the grave due to the nature of their occupations.