₦airaland Forum

MadamVanessa:






Lol


cheer up girl, that's how most of them are, reason I made dildos my companion and that shit have saved me from so many nonsense from men.

Ah customer. I fit import different types. You go buy? There's the vibrating one wey u no fit do anything. E go just dey f**k u dey go.

Now they never leave you?

KillSars:
For this century, upon all the technology wey dey, one TV station still dey go meet one pesin and one pesin dey go meet TV station....all for interview...

And dem go talk say dem dey expose, na man u be joor AA

Na u get am.

Moh247:



Sometimes to chop money you must forget about shame

Ego sometimes keep you away from your helper

See has this hungry girls story go soon change

If we have a philanthropist like that pastor in each of the 774 local government area of Nigeria mentoring and helping people, poverty would disappear soon



.

No. In fact, poverty will increase. Otherwise, there won't have been philanthropists in the first place. Rather, say, if we had a working system in the viable local governments of Nigeria, poverty would be alleviated.

OK2NVME:
The irony here is that if Nigeria is to breakup this very moment , the people at the most disadvantage is the Igbo.

Do they think the north will tolerate their presence one second more if this is to happen? The Yoruba will also give them quit notice asap and there has not been any love lost between the Igbo and Niger Delta as those ones still harbour deep suspicion and hated for the Igbo.

At the end, the Igbo will be forced marched back to their region. The poverty , hunger and lack of opportunity that will befall them there will be worse than the civil war blockades.

It may not be as you are thinking if done well and with support from other countries even outside Africa. I would support that everyone would go their ways so that they can effectively secure themselves as a result of the incessant insecurity in Nigeria. Otherwise, I wouldn't have bothered because people from South west and South South who now are producing the bulk of Nigeria's revenue are not ready to leave. If they are happy with the status quo, well, na to help them chop am na.

HONESTFACT101:
Lagos population is approximately 16 mil
the watch is 340mil
That is each lagosian contributed 20 Naira to buy that watch

Nigeria population is 206mil do the math yourself
SAI JAGABAN
#ENDAPC
#ENDPDP ^{......signing out✈}

There's a problem with how you see money (as most Nigerians do). You are thinking about if it was shared. But no. Think about what infrastructure that money can get. Like what if that money can get an additional megawatts of electricity in Lagos. Don't you think it's far more valuable than #20 to everyone?

#9vs11
#Varocco

femiasaolu2014:
I would have been surprised if it was an Hausa man that was caught abroad committing fraud, same way I would have been surprised if a Yoruba man was caught in India dealing drugs or an Igbo man killing his neighbour after shouting "Allahu Arkbar". We sometimes decry stereotypes but stereotypes are actually codified knowledge borne out of age long observations over time which are most times not wrong. Nigeria: a nation united in crime and criminality. No tribe is left out.

Finally, someone not sugarcoating it.

Imagine say man toast woman, say after yanga, she con gree. But man no wan do again. She con dey go court to force man to do.

lookingfly:
hahahaha.....that warn her part got me cracking. Na so them be all in the name of the harder i am to get the more worthy I am. But it doesn't work like that with the men folks. If a man wants a lady genuinely, even if you say yes to him on the first day, he would stick to you but if na player, form for 5 years, he would be patient until he taste your shawarma

Wetin surprise me be say, she had my contacts and she behaved like she didn't have it or didn't care. That kain woman go too keep secret from you. No real intimacy there.

kenzysmith:
oga leave NFF chairman alone d reason y they employed a forigen coach is o bridge the gap with world which country u have ant take build league have u built d Npfl na women league u wan build. No Nigerian club has ever win the caf champion league coach by a local coach. Go and sit down quite a pity u are from my state

Well, Coach Okey Emordi won the CAF Champions League with Enyimba fc

lookingfly:
you never see the once you try chyke and them de do yanga for you, if you move on....notice how they be the first to check you DP without sending a message even if it' s100 DP they have the time to check it. Would it kill them if they say hello or hi first

Ha. Women ba. They won't do that unless there's a comma. For instance, the women that answers hi, when you send it in their dm, are either married or are single mothers.
Or you are an old man and she's in her teens, Or you are a teen and she's a grandma, Or you are a Priest, which you know it's a taboo for you to be in a sexual relationship. Things like this, that's when women go for you. But you can't be normal normal with her and you get chance, no way. Na so one do yanga for me while we were in school. From the first time I indicated interest, this girl would just be behaving somehow. All the time in school, this girl never said hi or anything. We don comot for school, and it's been a year after school o, I received a call and a text from the blue. Lo and behold, na this girl. Wetin concern me for her matter na? We are not even in the same state. I just fashi her. But when her calls became too much, I had to warn her off.

duduade:
You calling her baby


I pray that plenty guys toy with all your sisters and daughters heart the way you are using her to while away time
Immature GOA....T wey you be

I used to feel like you (that is if you are a guy). But I have come to realise that girls tend to like guys that usually do them this kain thing. When I met girls, I usually come with a clear intent, but I never got a chance. Nowadays, I just focus on building myself for all the time I didn't.

seunmohmoh:
Is it a good course or not?

How would I know? I didn't study the course.

seunmohmoh:
Whenever I come to education section of nairaland, it's always about the popular courses in Nigeria (everybody just dey follow trend) No one really talks about Tourism studies, Travel and tourism, tourism and aviation... Is it that no one studies this course here in Nigeria? Any tourism graduate in the house? Is it a good course?

You wan be like me when I wan jack everything jackable. I would go to matriculation syllabus texts and marvel at the array of courses available. Reality sha happened.

Why always UBA?

darkstar6971:
I fit assist u

How can you assist?

Truvelisback:
The game was fun mehn! I played this game on Black and White T.V.

Imagine then your shock when you saw your mario environment in colour!

SugarGirl44:
But can't men control themselves?
They're to blame for this mess, if you don't want a child, don't cum in a woman. Very simple.
Or is that so hard??

Here we go. Blaming men. As if a woman can't and doesn't tell a man how she wants to be f***ked.

I think I now understand why women had no say in ancient times. Our ancestors knew something. No offence, hardworking and wise women. But true. Maybe poor upbringing things.

salem1996:
no mind am. I just updated him on that.
I hate people that speak before thinking

I didn't even know you gave him a similar answer! Wow, kudos.

t2luv1:
Partner if you don't know what you are saying why don't you shut the f**K up. Abortion is merely 5% of the issue. It's all about precedence. When a constitutional right that had been granted for 50 years can suddenly be taken away just because of some religious interpretation of the constitution then we got an issue. When a Christian person is given the right to pray in a government building, but a Muslim cant do the same then we got a problem. Demographic changes are happening in America, and the White Christian men don't want to give up power without a fight. Then we got a problem. Where is the separation of religion and state? Obama was the wake-up call. He won Presidency twice each time winning just 28%, and 25% of the White votes. Obama won the Presidency both times with over 300 plus electoral votes and a plurality difference of over 7 million each time. That showed the White population they ain't the majority anymore. Only one other person has ever done that Franklin Roosevelt won the electoral votes of over 300 plus twice. That scared the White population and this country has never been the same again.

You think that the overturn of that judgement is from a Christian interpretation? Then in the same vein, I think that the institution of the judgement in the first place was a satanic religionist's interpretation as well.

mpire:
You guys are just saying nonsense. No one is supporting killing babies because you got impregnated. Some of these Republicans states already have laws in place, no abortion no matter what.

So if that's fine so can I pray that next time armed robbers come to your house, may they rape your wife, sisters and mothers and get them impregnated. And few years after, may the robbers come back demanding to see the children take them to court and also demand child support. May I also add your brothers to impregnate your daughters. May you be in-laws to boko haram that raped your family members and may God give you money to raise the children they'll have with your wife, daughters, nieces, mother and sisters.

Please say amen.

If can't say amen to this simple prayer then shut your trap if you don't have a uterus.

So na all the thousands of women wey don go do abortion for America na hin dem rape? U sef check am nah. Must u fail in every aspect of life. Eh? This man!

t2luv1:
I am assuming you are a man, Partner getting an abortion is something you and I will never have to worry about. A woman's decision to have an abortion should only be between her and her doctor.

I strongly disagree! If a man has no say in the matter, then there's no obligation for a man to be in a relationship with a woman so that they can raise their children together. But you already know, that would adversely affect the children if that were the case.

divinedesign101:

My body, my choice

When your body has taken in, it ceases to be yours alone, even from when you had sex. Whether consensual or not.
Talkless of when there's a new life involved. If your body, your choice, what of the baby's choice on keeping his/her own body alive? Or is it because they are weaker than you and you can take away their life? Then why would you complain when someone stronger than you begins to oppress you?

Annie001:
Na this mind mentality make una get kids roaming round the street rendering themselves useless and useful for skull miners.
Nobody should be made to have babies they don't want to have.
They end of becoming a menace to the society.
And please don't preach to me about condoms because condoms have failed numerous times

Maybe it would have been better if you were never given a chance to say what you are saying now, because your mum just changed her mind and don't want to have babies.

SHINJA:
Fear Igbo people..

They can do anything for money...

No wonder my good friend okoro hate visiting the East...

God bless southsouth and southwest..

One brothers

But na Igbo people beat am for Germany nah.

Sweetness4:
I tried to fix it with a software but it is still the same. A phone repairer said it is battery. I'm really confused now.
Please do anyone know what the problem is?

It's the booting software. Just like infinix was doing to me back then. After rebooting with a software, it stopped booting again after a while. That was when I switched to Xiaomi redmi phones and I have no complaints ever since.

triple996:
Some people go wail today
In 3..2...1...…

Wail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you satisfied?

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Naija guys are becoming useless.

Stand up straight, girl. U know u gat no ass. Still cute tho.

Well, I think it helps to build confidence.

Newyorkitis:
No be to rush follow oyibo for everything abeg.
Otherwise, very very soon, brothers go begin to marry their sisters based on sperm donations up and down.
By then, science go come again with the health complications from incest.

Na so I take see am o. Plus, person wey comot for your body na your pikin be that. Who knows what the child will be going through.