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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Course Would You Not Advise Anyone To Study? by webizone(m): 8:26am On May 02, 2013
tinnymerit: i could remember i was given pasture and Range management(PRM) in Unaab in 2007,i ran for my dear life,for what?.One man was trying to tell me that as soon as possible all the mallam in the north will shift to southwest because of shortage of grasses.is dat worth living for?.Thanks to God today,its a diff ball game in another field.
LOL, ROTFL, LWKMD!!! LWTIME* Laughing with tears in my eyes* Choi!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Course Would You Not Advise Anyone To Study? by webizone(m): 8:07am On May 02, 2013
ItsModella: Philosophy
History
Fishery
Zoology (how someone could go ahead to get a PhD in this field is beyond me)
Forestry

angry angry angry angry angry
Some zoologists in naija are working in oil companies, go and check. Anyway, I watched a documentary on birds and the commentator was in his element! I now know a side of birds I never knew existed. Now that's some PhD!
Before u attack me, I majored in Electronics, Computer and Telecommunications.
Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Plan To Continue by webizone(m): 9:58pm On May 01, 2013
WOMAN, THAT'S YOUR SECRET. IF YOU WANTED SM1 2 TELL. TELL YOUR HUSBAND. WHAT I REALLY HATE ABOUT YOU ARE YOUR PRIDE IN THIS SIN AND INSTIGATING OTHER UNHAPPY WOMEN TO TRY THIS. IF YOU ARE CALLED SATAN AND BURNED 4 ETERNITY NOW, YOU NO GO LIKE AM. DO STH ABOUT THIS.
Romance › Re: The Dwindling Pool Of Male Lovers In Nigeria -Love Ain't Blind by webizone(m): 9:07pm On Apr 22, 2013
AjanleKoko: Well, it's not a 'strategy' at all. Just a way out for brothers who 'lost out' when they were in Uni.

Like you rightly pointed out, girls like to date upwards. So Mr Corper should take advantage, and go after uni or poly girls who live in his town of primary assignment. So he can quickly 'upskill' himself where women are concerned.

That way, when he is unleashed unto the wider world, he can be better equipped to handle man-woman interaction. Just imagine a guy who had no babe all through uni, and also roasted during his NYSC, now getting a job in a nice bank in VI, where lots of nice bubbly chicks abound. It would be more like a fish drowning in water grin

Minimal effort can be expended to get qualitative results. And there is enough room for trial and error wink
Me no get o 4 uni, now wey I don dey finish service, no hope again? Haba.
Business › Re: How To Start Gsm Short Code Sms Cool Cash Business With A Token Money. by webizone(m): 7:02am On Apr 21, 2013
Haha haha ha
Business › Re: Betonmarkets Funding With UBA Africard? by webizone(op): 1:02pm On Apr 17, 2013
Thanks!
Business › Re: Business Idea For Nigerians (Virgin Ideas) by webizone(m): 12:59pm On Apr 17, 2013
freetowns: Just sent u an email...
Webizone@yahoo.com or 07066120250
Involve me too, and we could move more from here. Cj's the name.
Business › Betonmarkets Funding With UBA Africard? by webizone(op): 12:23pm On Apr 17, 2013
Please guys, can I fund my betonmarkets account with the UBA africard?
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by webizone(m): 7:36pm On Apr 13, 2013
nwgoziri: then u wil be confuse!confuse!!nd d fact dat no1 knws 2moro,if d moni hapns nt 2be dia again u mit strt seein a woman difrnt 4rm d one u use 2 see dos day u r in moni....u nid a woman dat wil respect u witout moni,vry hard 2get!GMBAM
Yeah right. Most girls don't think that way, ok? If you did probability in school, you would know that you would largely continue to meet such.
Romance › Re: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by webizone(m): 7:32pm On Apr 13, 2013
toprealman: You do not need to learn how to TOAST a girl. Be focused, hustle, make good money, know what you want in a girl/wife.....pull a cushion, relax and enjoy the audition as they will come rolling all over you.
Honestly, most guys get married that way.
Certification And Training Adverts › How Can I Achieve Full Certification In A Short Time? by webizone(op): 11:05am On Apr 13, 2013
Guys, I need help! How do I go about obtaining authentic PMP, CCNA, MCP, CCNP, COREN, NIM qualifications? I need the where, when, price and advice. I am an ECE graduate and ending my service in June.
Family › Re: Are Most Women Emotionally Selfish? by webizone(m): 11:57pm On Apr 09, 2013
[quote author=Busy_body]As far as Tunde and Wumi's case is concerned, something might have happened to trigger the onset of Wumi's decline into that pathetic state...


As for the rest of your post, it's mainly due to the ways people have been raised these days... For the male of the Nigerian specie, it's about getting money from "anywhere", otherwise you cannot put a ring on "anything", and as for the females, it's about getting that ring from "anywhere", at all cost... So there is no longer any need for careful research or due diligence, because everyone is in a race to "belong" cool

Finally someone gets it! 'My husband doesn't love me anymore and he beats me.' This is why.



So what you deem "selfish" is infact "preventative measures or buffer", which is used as a cushioning effect by ladies for the future, in case their needs to be a safe-landing of some sorts...[/quote]
Health › Re: Noma - A Face Eating Disease Spreads In Nigeria by webizone(m): 11:21am On Apr 09, 2013
lorretta u: Northeners and diseases.I wonder what the north will be like when their wishes are granted them.Western education is a sin.so pls I hope they'll leave western medicine alone.and die in their ignorance and diseases.fo.ol.ish cows.ignorant apes.
Anyways, although they shouldn't be illiterate, not every idea that comes from western education is good. A lot of their ideas these days are satanic. My point? Never forget where u come from.
Phones › Re: New To Android Bundles by webizone(op): 11:53pm On Apr 02, 2013
Well, thanks y'all 4 growing this thread. Anyways, I ask, what does the mtn 2h plan do when your bundle is exhausted? Is it just to add 2 hours to your browsing time?
Phones › Re: New To Android Bundles by webizone(op): 12:48pm On Mar 29, 2013
Thanks very much! I will definitely try it out.
Phones › New To Android Bundles by webizone(op): 11:01am On Mar 29, 2013
Guys, I just got a techno android and I would like to know if I use the same mtn blackberry bundle codes would it work the same? If not, what could be the bundle codes and their characteristics?
Entertainment › Re: Six Nigerians Honoured By World Economic Forum by webizone(m): 3:28pm On Mar 17, 2013
[quote author=deepwaters ]I feel so impressed and challenged reading this. As far as I'm concerned, these are my own celebrities, role models and worthy candidates for national awards.
As for the person saying the list lacks federal character, do you think the international organisation is interested in sacrificing merit on the alter of FC?? They're only concerned with those who qualify for their awards.
By the way, I keep wondering why all these big coys don't organise contests/fairs for technology/manufacturing/agric/business and other tangible innovations. Its always music/beauty/movies. We should encourage all round innovation, so we can more of such testimonies[/quote]Hmmm. He was just joking when he said 'Federal Character'. It was his chance to laugh for the shunning of a nonsense concept (to him).
Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Late Marriage by webizone(m): 3:48pm On Feb 20, 2013
Kassidy90: Chai no more time wasting, marriage mood activated, gonna be 28 by sept abi I too small ni?
Ah ah, where u dey rush go? Since men no dey get menopause, chill out guy. You should start thinking seriously about marriage when you are 65. By then, you go don get enuf money and want to settle. Akika.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by webizone(m): 6:00pm On Feb 09, 2013
SamConquer: 'Other rappers be like Naija them no dey reach finals'...time to change it to 'other rappers be like Ghana dem no dey reach finals'...OLAMIDE GO REMIX THAT SONG O.NAIJA DON SPOIL THE SONG...IF U BELEIVE THAT THE AFCON 2013 TROPHY WILL BE ON IT'S WAY TO NAIJA ON MONDAY AFTER THE MATCH ON SUNDAY.....LIKE THIS COMMENT
Na 4 una wey dey like hear mumu songs. Olamide na star?
Sports › Re: Mali Vs Ghana - AFCON 2013 3rd Place (3 - 1) On 9th February 2013 by webizone(m): 5:21pm On Feb 09, 2013
Kajina: LOL! So there are BLACK NIGERIANS too huh I thought Nigerians are whites. BTW I also hate both Ghana and Nigeria porn-like home videos They disgust me cry
Yeah, duh, there are millions of BLACK Nigerians. Being african is just too good. I would never trade that. And you all have to grow up. To me am glad to have strong african teams that will make them whites take note of us!
Sports › Re: Mali Vs Ghana - AFCON 2013 3rd Place (3 - 1) On 9th February 2013 by webizone(m): 5:06pm On Feb 09, 2013
Kajina: Congrats to the white Africans (Nigeria) for beating Mali! Good luck in the finals with another black Africans (Burkina Faso)
Hey am black. And am Nigerian. I hate poor officiating but I also like Ghana. I hate their porn-like home videos but I remember their best U-20 and senior world cup successes. To be better than they are, we must learn to avoid their mistakes.
Sports › Re: Pitroipa Cleared To Play In Afcon Final by webizone(m): 6:13pm On Feb 08, 2013
Then then then, that ref is *stressing it* in trouble.

Like this if you like the action.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Mali (AFCON 2013) - (4 - 1) On 6th February 2013 by webizone(m): 6:43pm On Feb 06, 2013
winutech: Super Eagles won because of God on their side. Also d Malians did not xpect diz kind of play. Even their coach was confused.
Anyway dis is where my fear lies! Will Super Eagles not CRASH after soaring dis high?
But we will play our best in the final. The best is yet to come.
Romance › Re: How To Survive Valentine’s Day When You’re Single by webizone(m): 11:18pm On Feb 01, 2013
born2fuck: That is a sign of no girlfriend,no wife, no families to even show love to, I am sad for you....what are you working for?
You know, it wasn't God intention that we be lonely. Thanks to the devil, there are now more excuses for loneliness. It is gradually becoming an absolute norm.
Romance › Re: How To Survive Valentine’s Day When You’re Single by webizone(m): 7:13pm On Feb 01, 2013
valuka: kiss
will u b my Val? wink
will u b my Val? *(2121A5F1)
Nonsense. Never gonna work. Worst method.
Romance › Re: Why Marry Early? I Would! by webizone(op): 8:24pm On Jan 30, 2013
True2myself24: @ webizone Well I'm just saying that marriage isn't the only way to get your emotional needs met.
Duly noted.
bendazum: Son,This is a noble cause and you sure have my blessings but you need to have a house and reasonable source of income to support your wife and kids.Ever seen those kids begging in the streets?I guess you have.Some girls out there also share your views.Meet the right gal and all is well,meet the wrong bit.ch and you 're a dead man!
Noted too.
Romance › Re: Why Marry Early? I Would! by webizone(op): 7:58pm On Jan 30, 2013
True2myself24: @ webizone Well I'm just saying that marriage isn't the only way to get your emotional needs met.
You know I think I have heard that before. Oh, I know. From myself! Girl, I know what I want.
Romance › Re: Why Marry Early? I Would! by webizone(op): 7:53pm On Jan 30, 2013
claremont: @OP: I was your age once and faced with the same dilemma. I chose to pursue a career and I have never regretted my decision ever since. I totally believe that I wouldn't have been able to achieve the little I have achieved now if I had obeyed the cultural impulse to marry early.
Well, that's your culture and you are you, Claremont.
Romance › Re: Why Marry Early? I Would! by webizone(op): 7:50pm On Jan 30, 2013
KINGwax: pls save up for coffin.
Early to bed, early to rise. Ok? grin
If you know you must cross the river, make sure you do it well.

Truly I say unto thee (Jesus Christ, I love Your style), it is not judged by how late u crossed but how well.
Romance › Re: Why Marry Early? I Would! by webizone(op): 7:34pm On Jan 30, 2013
True2myself24: Then date somebody. You don't just walk into marriage just because you want to be loved. There's a lot more that goes into it.
Date somebody? Why do u think am making my feelings known? But remember, too many dates with different people have an 'echo' effect. You have cared for your exes too long to remember them thereby causing fragmentation of your heart, love and possibly life (home).
Romance › Re: Why Marry Early? I Would! by webizone(op): 7:27pm On Jan 30, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]webizone, i lyk u... der is something abt u...[/quote]Thanks, I appreciate it.

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