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Your wife is 7months pregnant, meaning you were still messing around with your side chic even after your wife was pregnant and it became visible.

Which advise you come dey find now??

Nsogbu001:
I'm from Ebonyi state and it has been from hand to mouth. No long stories. This picture shows how God transformed my life

Happy Birthday and may God continue to bless you.
Please I need your help, can I get a IT job over there. I could send you my CV.

We never solve our own issues, you Dey promise another country help.
No be who get eye, see road Dey lead person??

Technology has to be approved to be used in securing lives and properties?!
Isn’t it supposed to be part of security apparatus..

Goal.

H

Dey never catch them, you don already know say na aliens from Mali. God will punish this Government.

RealTalkNoBull:
Hahaha Guns in the hands of the most selfish, greediest, jealous, and evil Black people on the planet so that what manipulation and voodoo can’t achieve, bullets can, right?

Let me ask you a question. If you know too well that I have guns in my house and my neighbor has and maybe my other neighbor has too. Will you with all amount of confidence come to my house to rob or harm me?
You have the boldness to come to my house/community to attack me because you know too well you’ve got what I don’t and I’ll succumb to you once a gun is pointed.

We always hear this when things like these happens. We don’t want no promises. We want action. I honestly feel like killing those responsible with my bare hands. This is getting too much. The government does not even 4king care. Always promises.

Guns should be legalized in Nigeria. Since the government can’t protect its citizens. The citizens should be left to protect themselves.

B

Good afternoon fellow Nairalanders.

I've been an avid Samsung fan but after I lost my phone, I'm stuck between going for the iPhone XS max or the Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus. Individuals that have used each and phone tech should kindly compare and contrast each phone in terms of

1. Battery life.
2. Speed.
3. Durability,
4. Camera quality.

I appreciate. Thanks in advance.

cc:
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dragnet
honsule
puskin

3 no join for Port Harcourt. Na soot go choke you

JetStar:
want more reasons?
3. You'll enjoy more fresher wind when you open your windows if you live upstairs

My Papa still dey wait for my Mama before e chop.
Even my Mama dey wait for my Papa.
Most times sha.. No be everytime.
Wetin work for Ada fit no work for Adanna..

My guy, chin up.
Life always gets better if you're willing to keep pushing.
My story no too different but now I fit hold my side.

Baba, go police station asap. Arrest the idiot, pay for her to be tracked.
What if the money was money someone gave you to keep in trust, na so she go put you for trouble.
Go to your bank, tell them to provide you the CCTV of the withdrawal.
Damn the consequences, that one na born criminal.
Tell am say if even 1 naira of your money loss, she go rot for prison.

richie240:
...and where exactly in my post did I 'justify' incest edakun?
Is pointing out d causes of incest d same as justifying it?
Me asking u not to expose candle light to petrol to avoid explosion means I'm 'justifying' d explosion?


Why do u think the Bible, the koran, the Bagavadgita and other religious books forbade parents from seeing their children's nàkedness (& vice versa) and siblings from seeing each others nakednesss?
Because God knows if u lay the proper ground for incest, it surely will happen!
(....and it did happen at least thrice in d bible)

All men (with no exception whatsoever) MUST be moved by what they see for sexual intercourse to occur. Is that d same with ALL women?

Moreover unlike most women that are moved by a 'spec of a man she likes'. its not so with men; just show him some mammaty glands and let him get to see a glimpse of some azz/labia and he's ready to fire- spec or no spec.

Mad women move around naked. Do all men get ready to fire away cos she's showing some mammillary glands and labia?

richie240:
You speak ad a woman....and also reason like one; (no pun intended pls).

There will always be an explosion whenever a spark/fire sights petrol/cooking gas; its according to the law of nature- even if u were the one dt used ur money to buy both items.

Have u wondered why d great (religious) books of d world forbids parents from seeing d nakednéss of their children (and vice versa)?

Men are aroused majorly by sight and at d sight of a beautiful female- whether she's her relative or not, the eyes send signals to d brain and pronto, arousal occurs. Even if he doesn't do anything (at dt point), that image will forever remain locked in his mind.

Whether he takes it to d 'next level' or not depends on his values/fear of God.

I speak as a man!
tnx

Stop justifying evil. It is only an animal that gets aroused and has sexual relation with it's child. That man is an animal....
and stop these man are aroused by sight and women by words talk. Women are also aroused by what they see too, or you think a woman doesn't gets Hot just by seeing a spec of a man she likes or because prick no dey stand make you see ahbi. The man is just an animal, that's all.

How is a man even aroused by the sight of his own daughter?? Nawa o. But this kind secret ehh, I fit die from the shock if I be the girl. This is the real House of Commotion

When we were protesting for your welfare and safety. You shot at us based on order from above and felt like lords.
This is what happens when you're turned against the people by your paymasters who pay you peanuts who in turn turn against you.

sapphiere:
Thanks. Till Easter.

So cos I'm female. You won't hang out with me?

Weedee:
Let's hang out there when you're in Uyo.

sapphiere:
I'd like to visit this place. Who would take follow me here this Easter?
Modified:

Being women advocate does not mean I can't hangout with good looking and sensible men.

By asking who would take me there, I didn't refer to who would spend on me. Just someone to hangout with. Could me female could be male.

I'd pay my fare the person pays his/hers.

I'm a boss Lady. I don't depend on men for anything. Why would I seek for a man to spend on me when I'm actually preaching against women allowing men spend on them?


NL boys be warned!

Let's hang out there when you're in Uyo.

Driedfish:
Meow meow.

I’m not impressed!!!



See rubbish way day happen for third world zoo.

Na to jump and pass anything Nigeria this year

Na wa o
E be like this your cat dey enjoy life pass me o.

tetralogyfallot:
na flight dem suppose use?

Guy lemme o. Na mad people dey always drive this things.
E get one day this thing almost bash me for junction, E just drive like say e no know say dem dey pump brake for this thing.

This things no suppose dey drive for road. RIP

RisenPhoenix1:
I should go and learn your brand of logic, which is that one should hear of dangerous happenings and still stick his head inside, because 'married people also kill themselves'. Ok. I've learnt it. Thank you for the logics lesson.

Listen to yourself again.
Dangerous happenings in the society = Marriage (Death in Marriages) Relationship (Killed by Boyfriend of Girlfriend)
According to your logic cos this ((Relationship (Killed by Boyfriend of Girlfriend))) happened one should run to marriage as if this (Marriage (Death in Marriages)) doesn't happen.
Guy shift jhor

RisenPhoenix1:
Ok sorry.

Continue doing it.

People like you just dey tire me.
So cause I made a statement to counter your illogical statement, it means I am doing whatever it is you're saying.
Go learn logic please.

RisenPhoenix1:
Leave boyfriend/girlfriend and keep your legs closed until he does the marriage rites, your family has snapped his passport pic, and your father has warned him with double barrel that they hold him personally and wholly responsible for your well being; you won't listen. You will be dodging up and down to spend nights in unknown men's houses; while your father will be thinking that you are busy studying for your final exams.

'Independent women' are their own enemies.

Because married people don't also kill their spouse right...
Passport ni, Double barrel ke.
You are responsible for your own self and safety.

Mrtaye:
I love your perspective and I wanna see the beau behind it

Just one of the regular beau you see on the streets everyday. Nothing special

Mrtaye:
Looolz can I private chat beau

why? State your reasons.

Mrtaye:
Well I am not totally ruling that out in reference to the Hudson River plane crashed whereby the plane crash landed on the river like it wanted to land on the runway and the pilot already alerted emergency and first responders and they were already on standby bye because it was already premeditated by the pilot and as such a lot of people were rescued......bur this is not the case in this Indonesian plane crash because it suddenly disappeared from radar and crashed by diving with a heavy and might this into the sea causing it to break into shreds and giving no room for survivors because of the impact and also rescue wasn't immediately

Well, always hope for the best but prepare for the worst..