jp philips:

do you even know the role of Govt in a society?

Stoopid question.

jp philips:

your naievity is growing to stup!dity, watch it

Another dunce comes in. You just learnt some grammar and you feel it right to use it?

occam:

Just as I thought. A rhino dung

U misplaced your medicine? Dummy?

str8_talk:
u r talking about 2013 while we r still in 2012? Pls,can somebody tell me if i am still living in d past?

You sure are one shitty nigger. Thats how car manufacturers name their cars. Is that new to you?

OP- No. Its a sign of a broke ass nigger.

Thumbs up.

Greatsteps: I think the Lawyer will do well to ignore this surveyor. As you can see, this man is a distraction. I am richly blessed by our moderators education.
I want to ask a question though. My question is:
A) A bought ten plots of land at Oke Agbo, Ikorodu. I need the Land as farmland but meanwhile I want it surveyed. Please what range of Surveyors fee should I prepare for?
B) Will the fees be cheaper if I request that the 10 plots be lumped together and not separated plot by plot? Please I will appreciate any education in this regard.

LOL. U r just too impossible. I am a distraction indeed. Thats why you are asking a lawyer what fees a Surveyor should charge. You are funny. oops - kindly ignore me o. Next time you need the services of an engineer - ask from a lawyer how much he should charge. LOL. Some people need to go back to primary school.

A-ZeD:

Dude you have comprehension problems.

Tell me - Mr. Teacher.

occam:

you seem like an person that just relish being a contrarian. We all know what Nigeria is: it's everyman for himself

And BTW the Nigerian flag is mainly displayed in govt offices; never seen it in people's homes

Dummy

umechuma: I hate Nigeria with passion.Nigeria is among the most useless countries in the World.

So we should start crying?

I have seen a sick, bedridden American whose last words on earth were that he was proud to be American. I do not know any up-and-doing (perhaps the opposite of bedridden?) Nigerian who maintains that he is proud to be Nigerian!


Lie - How many Nigerians have you met on their sick bed? How many Americans have you met on their sick bed? How many Nigerians have you asked if they love their country Nigeria?


I have never in my life seen a Nigerian flag in the private residence of any Nigerian. According to the grapevine, Nigerians do not feel they owe anything to their country and/or government, no wonder they exhibit a persistent disconnect between them and the symbols of their country, Nigeria.

How many Nigerian homes have you been to? Lie.

tobechi20:

so gudluck is d problem in nigeri.a. Was naija like america b4 Gudluck had power

U dont understand sarcasm?

drnoel: if its among the fist 10 in africa it then means that this continet called africa does not have any places to land planes that can be worth calling an airport. Pity be i heard someone call MMA 1 & 2 airstrips.

No - dem no get. Na your head planes been dey land since.

post.email:


Pulling off shoes for screening is not the issue. MMIA floors are dirty compared to Heathrow.

I see ur shallowness.

There is petrol scarcity in Abuja because the filling stations have decided to hoard fuel because of sallah - when will this craze for money stop? Yesterday, the filling station in front of my crib in Abuja had fuel, in fact they were hardly selling due to non patronage, but alas, this morning, the queue is as long as anything. They are deliberately creating the queue to make money, according to them, it is salah time. When will this stop?

GenBuhari: Top 10 in Africa?

Are we supposed to clap for ourselves for this?

Cry instead.

What have you contributed to Nigeria to make it anything better?

solomon111: my brother,i tire for Nigerians o.

I sometimes weep at their stoopidity.

Yea - Nigeria will become like America when GEJ resigns.

I got two emails with different content and title from NairaLand, and wasted no time in deleting both.

post.email:
Murtala Airport is a shame. Two months ago they were doing manual check-in because FAAN and a company were having a dispute. It took hours to check-in. Horrible airport. You still have to pull your shoes and walk the dirty floor barefoot for screening.
Officials and check-in staff are always in your face demanding money. "goodday sir, anything for us?" " oya do something, today na weekend ."

Even at Heathrow - you have to remove your god damn shoe- even if it is made of gold.

As expected - Nigerians rubbish anything that seems to praise sing the country Nigeria. Yet many of them has not even left their cocoon to compare what Nigeria has with anything else around the world. How many of them don even enter MMA before self? Soon enough, they will be saying Ghana's airport is better than MMA - when in fact, the Accra airport is not even comparable to MMA2, the local wing of MMA. How many airports worldwide have they been to? None.

Have you bought our GPS/Sat Nav within the past year? Have you loaded your Garmin GPS/Sat Nav with our detailed maps within the past one year? If you do, it is necessary you bring your device in for new maps - dont navigate around town with old maps - update your maps and Sat Navs today.

Call Third Dimension Technologies on 0703 694 9019 or 0805 579 4269 for details.

ABOUT 449 first class graduates from various universities across the federation on Monday, sat for an aptitude test meant for selection of candidates for the Presidential Special Scholarship Scheme for innovation and development.

Executive Secretary of National Universities Commission (NUC), Professor Julius Okojie, who supervised the conduct of the test at the Chams Plc, an ICT firm, in Abuja, said 449 candidates were shortlisted, having met the selection criteria.

He disclosed that a total of 100 best candidates, who would emerge from the test will be awarded the 2012 version of the special scholarship scheme.

Professor Okojie, who emphasised that the selection criteria was purely based on merit, also debunked claims from some quarters that the criteria used for selection was a deliberate policy to marginalise some of candidates from certain parts of the country.

He clarified that the scholarship was for only students, who applied and those qualified were shortlisted for the test, stressing that, the Commission went as far as outsourcing an ICT firm to conduct the test, in order to free the exercise from any form of abuse.

He said: “That is why the membership of the committee of the Presidential Special Scholarship Scheme comprises a professor each, who made first-class from the six geopolitical zones, so, there was nothing like marginalisation.”

He said the scheme was part of efforts to create manpower towards actualisation of Vision 20:2020 and the government’s transformation agenda

He said, “the Federal Government has plans to develop a critical mass of professionals, who will serve as catalysts of change and agents of scientific and technological advancement.

“This sustainable economic development will be achieved through the sponsorship of outstanding students for postgraduate studies in the top 25 universities in the world,” he said.

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/45857-449-candidates-jostle-for-jonathans-100-scholarship-slots

I still cant figure out what the big deal is in that picture.

danjohn:

werepeLeri, after you finish laughing, please join Retardeen to pray for Boko Haram members to come out and confess. Please dont forget. Im sure Retardeen wouldnt.

Whats this one saying?

This is a lesson to all suckers who drive against traffic - maybe if she obeyed the traffic and driving rules, maybe this man would be alive today.

Sad. People in uniform are also human and they have families who will grieve for them.

oxford: Buzz words on nairaland:
1. clueless
2. Retardant
3. shoeless
Once you used any of those words, then you are intelligent. Its doesn't matter even you don't really understand what they mean. The rule of the game is pass the blame of your stupidity and that of fore fathers on GEJ. Thats how to 'appear' smart on NL

LOL. Example - the king of CPC - dem dem. The Day o Kanus and many more of them.

floriana: It is so disheartening watching the so called African 'Independent' television A'I'T these days. The most annoying programme being Kaakaki where the two weak presenters reason and talk like 5th graders reminiscent of kidivision 101 of those days. It is pretty much like what we witnessed in the days of the military when the '30M viewers' of NTA were fed thrash. Has NTA and A'I'T merged or what is really happening?

whats d point? Judging a whole TV station by one single programme is utter nonsense.

why should he be sacked?

Even the loud mouths on NairaLand are being silenced by Okupe. LOL. Well done bro.

They said he made Third class as a medical doctor - but they were silenced by the fact that there is no third class pas in Medicine. What else will they spew? Now they said he owes Benue State government. LOL. What else?

OX59: The way Nigerians reason is simply nauseating.This crappy way of reasoning is indeed why the country WILL NEVER MOVE FORWARD,BUT RATHER BACKWARDS DAILY!Just imagine that the spokesperson of the president is accused of a criminal offence which involves huge sums and yet the youth who should know better are rather spitting crap about ACN,LAI......CAN'T YOU F*** FORGET YOU HATRED FOR TINUBU AND CONCENTRATE ON THE FACT THAT A SPOKESMAN FOR YOUR LEADER IS A THIEF?

Mtcheewww - and also concentrate on the fact that the head of your opposition is also a thief who should be kept away for life.

if past leaders have tried to add 1500mw to the grid each year prior to now, do you know how much we will be talking of by now?