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Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia To Open First Alcohol Store In Riyadh by Westerhoffe(m): 7:42am On Jan 25, 2024
Let's wait and hear from Nigeria's Hisbah.
BusinessRe: NIN/BVN: Opay To Log Out Accounts By March 1, Issues 5m Cards by Westerhoffe(m): 7:32am On Jan 25, 2024
Movie Title: The Opay Take Over.
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Rapes, Impregnates 14-year- Old Niece by Westerhoffe(m): 7:27am On Jan 25, 2024
Just castrate him.
He should never use that iron rod on anyone else again.
CrimeRe: Drug Addict Confesses To Causing Johannesburg Fire That Killed 76 People by Westerhoffe(m): 5:25am On Jan 25, 2024
shocked
Imagine that!?
CultureRe: The Vibrant Yoruba Community Of Abidjan In Vote D'ivoire by Westerhoffe(m): 5:24am On Jan 25, 2024
wink
FamilyRe: Advise, My Father Sold His House And Moved To The Village Now He Wants To Leave by Westerhoffe(m):
If I comment what's on my mind on this post, the Mods will not ban me, they will just delete my profile without any traces left behind.
Car TalkRe: Can 2.5M Buy You A Decent Car? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:44pm On Jan 24, 2024
You can only get ugly old cars with that amount.
PoliticsRe: Police Speak On Abuja Explosion by Westerhoffe(m):
Metrofox:
grin overheated metal container.. so IED abi ..
These people actually take Nigerians for fools o
Ibadan, and now Abuja.
They should keep playing hide and seek.

What will make a refuse container overheat when it's not on a heating property?
FoodRe: What Do You Call It In Your Dialect? ( See Photo ) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:28pm On Jan 24, 2024
money121:
So sweet kiss
Yea… it's sweet… so sweet that it will force you shut one eye while the other eye is wide open.
RomanceRe: Divorced Mom To 8 Wants A Family Oriented Man Who Is Secure And Available by Westerhoffe(m): 8:16am On Jan 24, 2024
After 8 children?
Wetin she been dy find again na?
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Help My Dstv Is Showing Parental Guidance by Westerhoffe(m): 8:13am On Jan 24, 2024
cheesy
The TV was actually trying to protect what your eyes see this morning.
Just talk to it and say, "TV TV on the wall what are you trying to prevent me from seeing this morning?

If it doesn't reply, just check, your dish might be giving a weak signal. Or better still, call the service customer care.
PoliticsRe: GRV Caught Plagiarizing His Post About Lagos Plastic Ban On Twitter by Westerhoffe(m):
Monitoring Spirits at work again.
Their eyes no longer comprises of pupils and cornea… they now comprises of lens and scanners. Una go still evolve into tracking demons.


Imagine all the undeniable analysis and evidence.

How GRV will be looking when he sees the bust:

PoliticsRe: Is This Possible Again In Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 8:57pm On Jan 23, 2024
Yes…it's possible…and even cheaper when I become the President.
PoliticsRe: The Good Side Of Tinubu Government (pix) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:54pm On Jan 23, 2024
Those who ain't feeling it are not talking.

Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Executes Mohammad Ghobadlou, Accused Of Running Over Police Officers by Westerhoffe(m): 10:21am On Jan 23, 2024
What do you expect?
RomanceRe: 'This Guy Tricked Me From Calabar To Umuahia, Slept With Me And Ran Away' – Lady by Westerhoffe(m):
Maybe he has used you already.
I wonder how some of you are so courageous to go meet and sleep with people you don't know in a hotel.
SportsRe: Funny Meme Of Ghana AFCON. by Westerhoffe(m):
And the OP wants to make heaven like this? 😁😁😁

RomanceRe: ... by Westerhoffe(m): 2:12pm On Jan 22, 2024
People have problems in their relationships o!
What is this one again?

Some relationship be like the attached.

FamilyRe: Every Street Has This Man by Westerhoffe(m): 2:05pm On Jan 22, 2024
DIAMANTE1759:
the one wen dey our street dn die
Na wetin kill am?

PetsRe: My Net Caught This Beautiful Kingfisher At My Pond Today (Photo) by Westerhoffe(m): 2:03pm On Jan 22, 2024
Indeed, it's a beauty to behold, but please free the bird…
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope, Divorced And Separated Men by Westerhoffe(m): 1:57pm On Jan 22, 2024
Please, choose right by allowing GOD choose the right partner for you.

That way, you'll have no reason for divorce.
RomanceRe: Lady Offered €700 To Join Married Couple For S*x In Lagos (pics/video) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:31pm On Jan 22, 2024
Sounds like a foreigner even.
CrimeRe: Man Sent To Prison After A Girl His Friends Raped dies In His Room (See Photo) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:27pm On Jan 22, 2024
Reason why I don't keep friends.
It can't be more than, greetings, salutations, and short talks.
FashionRe: Wedding Guest Wears A Wedding Gown To The Event (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:16pm On Jan 22, 2024
She's trying to tap into the grace.
Leave her alone.
TravelRe: Unbelievable: 8 Countries That No Longer Exist (photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:10pm On Jan 22, 2024
Omoboricash:
never. I am a very detailed person
OK…
Good for you.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News!!! Images Of Hell Fire Surfaces by Westerhoffe(m): 7:07am On Jan 22, 2024
What a pity…
TravelRe: Unbelievable: 8 Countries That No Longer Exist (photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:59am On Jan 22, 2024
Omoboricash:
La xlick la die
What if you now mistakenly clicked on it?
SportsRe: Did You Guys See This? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:52am On Jan 22, 2024
Shezzman:
The second picture got me zooming...
Yea me too… I thought those guys in the black and white stripes were from Cross River State.

Money Changer.

TravelRe: FATAL Accident In Front Of Federal Govt Girls College, Akure Claims Two Lives by Westerhoffe(m): 6:38am On Jan 22, 2024
virginchaser:
It's obvious both Okada riders and truck drivers are usually reckless drivers.
You've said it all.
Very reckless.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Confused By Oyedele's Plan To Train Area Boys As Tax Officers by Westerhoffe(m): 6:33am On Jan 22, 2024
And then, they'd start going around with sticks and whips and bottles to collect tax…
Now I know the Biblical meaning of a Tax Collector.

We already have Agbero… now we'd have Agbowo Ode too.

GOD save Lagos.
RomanceRe: Ghana Girls Are Direct From Heaven. A Direct Opposite Of Naija Girls by Westerhoffe(m): 4:11am On Jan 21, 2024
I will knock that your coconut head with my elbow.
These aren't what describes a woman fish.

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