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This picture actually warmed my heart.

It depicts a simple life, led by love. In these material times, a woman who does this with you, will stay to build a strong future with you.

Women are awesome. In the game of life and marriage, they usually out-think and outfox men---docile men like you, that is.

So, you didn't know that all her initial conflicting opinion with yours about having a marriage ceremony beyond your budget was actually to test your mettle, to see how far she can push you around, and have her way?

This was the test of superiority which you failed woefully. The excuse about being in love and letting her wear the trousers instead, in my opinion, is "mumu-ish". You just showed her you were not man enough to take charge, so she occupied the driver's seat. You either remain content as a passenger and accept the situation, or you can grow some balls and take charge of your marriage.

Perhaps no one told you yet: Women love men who take charge and who are firm, yet gentle. You are none of these things. You aren't matured to get married yet. What you need is a pet dog.

The truth is always bitter. Peace!

Come to think of it, I have not heard about arrested killers such as this getting the death penalty and executed afterwards.

If public execution of such killers is strictly enforced, I think it will curb this horrible crime to a good extent.
Such a painful thing to behold.

Why can't Islamic terrorists just go and build their own society in a piece of unoccupied territory in the Sahara dessert, for instance?

They observe civilizations that have been founded hundreds of years of years ago without religious sentiments, and begin to wish they can overrun and convert them to their brand of archaic and disgusting system.

I'm pretty certain if Al-Qaeda, Al-Shabbab, Boko Haram, Muslim Brotherhood, ISIS and their likes all over the world decide to relocate to unoccupied or sparsely populated regions to practice whatever their holy book instructs them, it will be to everyone's benefit.

But no! They all have this phobia of seeing people happy and free. In fact, if they were to conquer the world, they still wouldn't be happy. They need to continuosly spill blood and cause mayhem in order to be content.

To the female terrorists among them, I hope they get their 72 virgin males to drill them forever in their paradise!

You'd wonder why anyone would speed so much on this narrow stretch of road.

Wow!
I would love to have that ride.
I saw a neat looking Peugeot 505 evolution sometime last year, and the owner looked like he's on top of the world.

Personally, I won't give a flying F@%$ if my girl decides to ride in it with me or not. I'm riding in it because I love it, period!

Thanks for sharing this, paulasca4real.

However, I'm wondering what you meant by SEMI CONCRETE fish pond?

Kindly explain how this works. I'm thinking since this is a swampy region, perhaps you plan to leave the bottom of the pond bare, with no concrete floor?

ramdris:
He is a chronic masturbator who is hiding under d guise of sperm donation....

Chronic masturbator indeed.
I visited this thread because I thought he actually had those babies through conventional sex, and not as a sperm donor.
Reminds me of a French movie I watched, called Starbuck.

Great news!
He knows next to nothing about the power of social media that had brought him such good fortune, and hopefully, he's going to become a sensation and we get to know more about his success.

Such kids are better enrolled in special schools that will nurture their talent and make them become self reliant.

Too bad.
I hope they don't make it sound like Nigerian men are beasts.
Well, this guy is a beast, and he couldn't rein in his emotions till it led him to commit this crime....in China for that matter!
I'm not sure what Chinese law and penalty for murder is, but I'm pretty sure this dude is going to be between hell and a hard place much soon.

I've met several Ugandan ladies. They are mostly soft-spoken. Wonder what poor Sherry Koko did or said that unleashed this monster. May she rest in peace.

HateU2:
God bless you OP. I like this. The guy below me thou will never do that

Wrong!
I help my woman loose her hair whenever I get the chance to do that. It is such a romantic moment for both of us.
So romantic that, something must happen immediately afterwards

She compliments me on the way I gently handle her hair without tugging at it. That I got such soft hands that makes her feel like I'm f0ndling her, rather than doing a boring chore. So, this heightens the romantic feelings, that more often than not, each episode comes to end in the bedroom.

Right. Like the OP said, ain't nothing macho about begging to get laid. If you know her buttons, you can easily turn a fierce lioness into a purring kitten. Real men do that all the time. We got it down pat.

He should have come on a stretcher, with IV drips attached to his arm.

Huh.

He should have arrived on a stretcher, with IV drips connected to his arm instead.

Rubbish.

Why didn't he arrive on a stretcher, with IV drips connected to his arm?
Someone need to tell him that this prank has gotten old already.

If he wishes to escape judgement, let him simply commit suicide.

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Don't take it so hard. just try to move on.
To her mother, you were obviously good enough to shag her daughter, but not suitable to marry her.

In this day and age, many unenlightened people still consider tribe when marriage issues are broached. I have witnessed this several times,
It's so painful.

On the other hand, consider this as a blessing. If after all your sacrifice and devotion, and this girl terminates the relationship JUST BECAUSE HER MOTHER SAID SO, then you are better off not getting married to her, because her parents interference would have become much more unbearable if you guys had gotten married.

You have probably escaped a lifetime of pain and anguish narrowly.

In saner places, there would be an investigation into this allegation, and also an inquiry as to why the price of a car she won has not been redeemed.
It is generally perceived that these beauty pageant contestant are made to wh0re themselves before they can succeed. This practice will continue as long as men are in charge of organizing them, and girls without moral scruples participate in them.

A few organizers are honest, though.

Wow!
The mob actually meant to kill them.
The police arrived at the nick of time to save their sorry ass. Ten more minutes of this treatment, and they would be in gangsters heaven hell.

I'm yet to see any human being this sort of nose septum ring look half presentable on.

These rings are usually worn on cows or bulls for certain reasons. Whoever told women that it would look good on them was very mischievous.

For this fat lady, she more than ever, looks like a cow. It's such an eyesore.

I'm yet to see any human being this sort of nose septum ring look half presentable on.

These rings are usually worn on cows or bulls for certain reasons. Whoever told women that it would look good on them was very mischievous.

For this fat lady, she more than ever, looks like a cow. It's such an eyesore.

Well, Nigeria has gotta be located somewhere in the statistics.

According to the table, we are not well fed, but we are not starving either, right?
#Yawns#

Obviously an adulterated product.
Drugs are manufactured in batches, so if this were to be an error, the entire batch would be recalled.

Ah...I was describing how things are done in civilized countries.
Do you intend to do something about it, like reporting this to NAFDAC, for instance?

I don't know the rule guiding this. I think companies do this so that other road users can call to report when the drivers concerned are reckless on the road.
So, a fleet manager should be available to oversee things like this, especially in a large company like Julius Berger. Probably the driver painted out the rest of the numbers.

I have once witnessed a van that displayed such notice with a complete phone number. When I dialed the number to complain, the call was answered by the same driver I tried to report! We were driving beside him on the road while I made the call, and I saw him pick up his cell phone (while driving!)

When I asked him how come, he told me to mind my business!

It is just sweet when you have a tailor made scapegoat to blame for your shortcomings.
Now, they couldn't secure the Chibok girls because Jona got swindled? Meanwhile, Bubu had admitted last month that they have no clue as to the girls whereabouts.
They should be mindful that excuses and blame games can only go so far.

Yes, Jona ran a loose regime. It was open season for anyone who could tap into the largess. Almost everyone scammed Jona. We all know that now.

Bubu and team are the new sheriff in town now, right?
Enough with the excuses. Catch 'em and fry 'em.

I rejoice with the family of this adorable little girl.
I made a prayer to God over her, and this day, MY DAY, God has answered.

It's great when you sometimes get that feeling that God pays special attention to your requests.
It's a blessed day!

Wow! Great initiative.

Really nice to see sistas with beauty and brains doing us proud in distant lands.
Is this a charitable gesture, or subject to standard billing? Wasn't specified.

Nature does have a sense of humor

That moment of insanity when common sense couldn't come to the rescue.
If both ladies realize that fighting over the guy cannot improve or change the guy's perception of any of the ladies, they would have a rethink.

I am yet to see any man or woman who fought over a lover and ended up happy afterwards. Losers, both of 'em.

There is something about wedding reception parties that makes you glad to be alive.

My sincere and heartfelt prayers to every spinster here hoping to walk down the isle, and say "I do" to your soulmate.
May 2016 never come to an end without it getting fulfilled.

....and may your fav artiste happens to be passing by, and feel prompted by the spirit to gate crash your wedding and give a free performance!

When you consider the fact that many users have multiple monikers, then you realize it's no use trying to estimate the exact number of regulars to this forum.

As for the population of any state in the country, there is really no reliable data. Figures are regularly exaggerated for political purpose. All we have to go on with is just estimates.

Much like its country of origin....no reliable or exact info on the actual number of nairalanders. It's a Nigerian thing.

Well, bring the fattened cows and rams. Let's pour libations and celebrate your good fortune.

The grammar and choice of words....nah die!

Africa has been lucky so far.
Good thing a large portion of the continent is not sitting on unstable tectonic plates. Vulnerable parts are east and north east Africa.

But still, most African countries have no emergency plan in the event of huge catastrophes. We have been redolent just because the continent has been largely free of such disasters.

Thank goodness there were no casualties.