₦airaland Forum

Nothing could be as beautifully scary as seeing the outpouring of venom from a woman scorned.
Even the dumb drunk b*tch from the tweakers house will drop the man like a hot potato!
He ended up being the loser at both fronts.

Ah...cheater's luck!

Hmmm.
Hope the source of your picture is authentic? There are many politicians with bloody noses, currently on the prowl.
Since there is no further information as to who gave or received the envelope, I'll just classify this as sensational witching

When they begin sending reinforcements from their commando jihadi units to help their Nigerian northern counterparts, that's when Bubu will sit up.
Isn't it funny how the presidency hasn't bothered to make official statement concerning this issue?

All these stories sef...
Who's cooking them? From whose kitchen are they emanating from?

Mind blowing. This is amazing.
Now I'm thinking, if he could glue the salt grains to a wooden surface like that, such that it can be framed and hung on a wall...that'd be some cool cash.

Everyone, take note of the recent series of events.
It began few weeks ago when a suicide bomber infiltrated into the shi'ite group's march and detonated an IED which killed several people.
At first, Boko Haram claimed responsibility for the attack (Don't know why BH would want to attack them, though)
However, in a surprising turn of event, this man, Zakzaky, countered that claim and said the attack wasn't masterminded by Boko Haram.
That response made me realize there is something sinister going on. At the same time, Zakzaky didn't mention the person or group responsible, even though he claimed that he knows their identity.

Next is the latest claim by the Military that Zakzaky and his men tried to assassinate the COAS, Buratai, which led to the gunning down of several members of the sect. Now, Zakzaky has been captured, and it won't be a big surprise to hear he has been killed, perhaps while trying to escape or being rescued by his men.

In all this, I'm happy that the C-in-C of the Armed Forces is a northerner and a moslem. He should fully understand what is really going on and what the military is up to. However, the disgusting thing about Bubu is his silence over the entire affair. If events of such magnitude as this, which has led to the loss of scores of lives within a few days is not enough to make him address the nation, or at worse, give a press release, what else will make him talk?

Even the chatterbox, Lai Mohammed hasn't said a word over this issue. We are only left with the Army's claim that they tried to assassinate the COAS, which the sect vehemently denied. As it is, we are left to speculate and guess and make uninformed theories about this horrid turn of events that will no doubt, claim several more lives before the year runs out. A parallel event occurred in 1984 when the same Bubu was the Head of State.

Enough with the silence, Bubu. Tell your subjects what exactly is going on. Why the sudden crackdown on this group. Let us know whether to brace ourselves for the possible emergence of another monster, for this is how Boko Haram emerged, and we have not fully tamed this beast since then.

Interesting.
So, Bubu didn't have a favourite song until this mallam sang "Say Baba Buha-ri"

Would love to see Bubu dance to the song!

Such a pity.
This once beautiful country has been overtaken by vultures and hyenas.

It got exhausted from it's futile attempts at escape. These birds are mostly carnivores.
Once it's regained some energy, it should fly away. You can trap a small rat or lizard (live) and put into an enclosure with the bird.

Don't try too hard. Just do this....

This seasonal hustle is getting out of hand!

Perhaps this is the Christmas to end all Christmas?

Policemen? More like police-maid.
When they get paid some naira notes by so called celebs, or anyone who needs to make an impression, their sworn duty takes a backseat.
You can hire them for a few minutes to escort you to a fast food joint, a shopping mall, a public toilet...just for the hell of it.

They are yours for the asking. Just give them a few thousands. Works like magic all the time.

Just the bogus name of the school. They offer nothing of quality.

Like most mushroom private schools, they employ ill trained and unqualified teachers who get paid peanuts.
The bulk of the school's earnings must go into the pocket of it's owner. That's what the business is all about - minimum input with maximum earnings

Prosperity4All:
I want to believe that this thread is not about Imo indigenes involved in farming but rather about farm practices/ opportunities in Imo state.

So it would help to see information in that regard dropped here. For instance someone posting details of Acres of Land in a remote area going for N300k/ Acre or less will help stimulate Agriculture in Imo and the East.
I would also like to see us discuss access to market. Where is the market for farm produce located in the East or how do eastern farms transport their produce to market timely and cheap. For instance, besides cheap lands, the attraction to farming in Ogun state is the proximity to the market, Mile 12 Lagos.

In the meantime am porting to Ogun state for reason above by next month, January.

You made a very valid point, especially with your comments in bold. We all know that most of the farm practices in the south east is on subsistence level. Land ownership is very fragmented, with moderately large parcels being community owned. That comment by irynterri about 5 plots bought at N300k sounds unbelievable, and I'm hoping it would turn out to be true. Haven't heard anywhere land is that cheap in Imo state.

So, the thread I believe, would also focus on farm practices/opportunities/innovation/marketing of farm produce. As more people share their experiences, several more information should come to light.

At least he looks fit and trim.
Many of his contemporaries are laden with huge, protruding stomachs...just like that man in blue (2nd pic)

Not every man his age could raise a leg the way he did.
Finally...em,...well, we all know our northern brethren are not keen on football.

This farmer is from Imo.
I am at that stage where every aspect of agriculture appeals to me, and I want to try my hands on everything, before I decide on a niche for myself.
I am presently not on ground. What I'm doing in the meantime is acquire lands for this purpose. You know how land acquisition in the south east can be: very expensive and in short supply. But I digress.

Some of the lands are presently cultivated by relations, and I just give tips, advise, and some supervision whenever I visit. They await when I will be fully available to unleash the knowledge I have been absorbing all this time

You are doing a great job here, Pavore9. I'm pretty sure we are going to meet in the near future.

Olayinka777:
Honestly burnt bricks is the way to go! That was what my mum used in building her house in Makurdi. It good for hot climate during the hot season the interior of the building was always cool. Here in Nigeria what we are good at is follow follow who don't like trying out new things or inventions. That's what I plan to use for my building.

Bro, kindly share where you source for burnt clay bricks, as well as the cost.

"The angry youths also made coffins, where they buried
corruption and bid it goodbye."

They got a lot of time to waste.
Would have made more sense if their anger spurred them to bury corrupt officials instead.
Dasuki and Dokpesi will most likely get a slap on the wrist and that would be all. The entire government structure is corrupt. Even the very foundation of the country was built on corruption.

Every serving politician merely pay lip service to fighting corruption, "chop" their own due, and move on. Anyone who thinks PMB can make a big difference needs to rethink. One word of caution from IBB has made him checked himself and piped down. Wasn't it PMB who said Abacha wasn't corrupt and didn't steal? Yet, it was part of the recovered Abacha loot that got misappropriated in the guise of acquiring hardware for the military. This present anti-corruption drive is a charade.

If police in Lagos state has drones to track criminals, they had to wait to use it for a prominent personality.
They wouldn't even ask the complainant to write a statement and "drop something" before swinging into action.

Let's hope this swift service gets extended to us still managing our 1999 model Camry

warrior01:
Congrats on your elevation to being a brother to a prospective baby mama.

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Does this statement have any meaning in context to what the poster said?
How does a guy go from being a brother to a prospective baby mama?

@OP, you didn't say how old your sister is. Provided she is 18 and above, then there's very little you can do, but hope and pray the guy she has pitched tent with is at least responsible and willing to stand by her, and eventually marry her. His not forthcoming at this stage points to the fact that he is not financially ready for that big leap yet.
I think his coming to see your parents and getting introduced by your sister as his future husband shows that he is at least serious to an extent.
When girls get bitten by the love bug, the last thing you should expect is for them to act or think rationally.

By now, their loot has been exchanged for a few thousand naira at Ladipo or any nearby auto parts market.
What was the response from the neighbors when the alarm was raised?
Nobody wan die

Though I think such thieves would only be armed with a knife, and he knows that he could still make a run for it once people living there summon enough courage to come outside to confront them.
These crooks will quickly squander what little money they get from risking so much, as if having a little cash to spend this season will improve their lives in anyway. By the end of Christmas, they are back to their miserable selves.

Not surprising. I knew this will be Fashola's agenda when I heard his ministry is going to be in charge of road construction and maintenance.
Same thing he did in the Lekki axis. Don't know yet if his boss, Tinubu's coy will be sneaked in to mishandle the tolls. That's what he does best.

Seemed like the dude standing behind her is trying to hide his erection.

Talk about her appearance being "creative"......I'll leave others to be the judge of that.
As for moi, I know a h0rny and attention seeking seductress when I see one.

spyder880:
Palms drive, sounds good.

"Drive" will be appropriate if the road is winding, and not straight.
Boulevard or avenue can be used if we decide to plant trees (royal palms?) at the center of, or by the sides of the road respectively.

spyder880:
Fencing this land

Quick question, pls.
What is the size of this land, and what is the size of the building?

AMOUNT OF CALORIES BURNED DURING INTIMACY

Everyone knows that sex is a great form of exercise. What isn’t known is exactly how much calorie is burned off right from the moment of pre-intimacy till the climax.
Here is a hilarious breakdown of the estimated amount of energy burned during the various stages of intimacy.
These amounts were estimated from the level of excitement each stage generates in the male participants. During these stages, the excitement increases the heart rate (beats per minute) blood flow is increased, and this process burns energy, measured in calories.

Enjoy!

1.REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her consent.........................................................12 calories
Without her consent....................................................187 calories

2.OPENING HER BRA
With both hands...........................................................8 calories
With one hand.............................................................12 calories
Using your teeth..........................................................85 calories

3.PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With an erection..........................................................6 calories
Without an erection.....................................................315 calories

4.PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris.............................................8 calories
Trying to find the center of gravity......................................92 calories

5.POSITIONS
Missionary...................................................................12 calories
69 lying down..............................................................78 calories
69 standing up.............................................................112 calories
Wheelbarrow...............................................................216 calories
Doggy style.................................................................326 calories
With another man’s wife...............................................1203 calories

6.ORGASMIC
Real.............................................................................112 calories
Faked..........................................................................315 calories

7.POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging...................................................18 calories
Getting up immediately................................................36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately................816 calories

8.GETTING A SECOND ERECTION. IF YOU ARE:
20 - 29 years old.......................................................36 calories
30 - 39 years old.......................................................80 calories
40 - 49 years old.......................................................124 calories
50 - 59 years old.......................................................972 calories
60 - 69 years old.......................................................2916 calories
70 - 79 years old........................................................Results still pending!

9.DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS
Calmly.......................................................................32 calories
In a hurry...................................................................98 calories
With her father knocking at the door...............................1218 calories
With your wife knocking at the door................................3522 calories

So, that's about it. I'm still waiting for my uncle to get a second erection. He's the 70+ years old I used for my research.
If you're getting laid this weekend, you can have an idea of the amount of calorie you are about to burn from the list above.
Have fun. Have responsible fun, and don't dare do it with another man's wife.

Lalasticlala Mynd44 can we have some laughs?

searchiing4love:
HE LOOKS LIKE A TRUE LEADER UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS ACCIDENTAL OTUOKE PRESIDENT WHO GOT TO EVERY SEAT IN HIS LIFE BY LUCK. THIS MAN IS READY FOR TO FIGHT THE CORRUPT ELITES HOLDING THE COUNTRY TO RANSOM AND DELIVER GOOD GOVERNANCE TO THE MASSES. ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SUPPORT HIS ADMINISTRATION SO WE CAN REAP THE BENEFITS TOGETHER ESPECIALLY THE IGBO'S WHO ARE SHOUTING BIAFRA AS IF BIAFRA WILL BE HEAVEN ON EARTH WHERE THEY PLUCK MONEY ON TREES

Oh, really?
He got the cojones to fight the corrupt elites?
When he made a little noise soon as he assumed office, that past corrupt leaders would be probed, only a single caution from IBB, and he quickly chilled.
At best, his anti corruption war will be selective. At worse, he would throw in the towel and give up.
He who comes to equity must come with clean hands. This is what IBB wrote him, that he has got records of PMB's stewardship while he was head of PTF, and that he is ready to make everything public in case PMB feels that "na him holy pass".
Since then, dear Bubu developed selective amnesia.
His administration cannot touch many past players....IBB, OBJ, Tinubu, Abdulsalam....and a host of others are all untouchable. Even if he tries to prosecute some minor players in the past administrations, the process will implicate the bigger fishes... people Bubu cannot afford to mess with.

That Biafran flag logo seem to appear only in web servers/providers based in Naija only.
I have used different browsers, even different ISPs to open punchng.com, but the flag doesn't appear.

Who the hell is UGLICIA?

Really can't say why Leo hasn't won an Oscar yet.

If his performances in Titanic, Catch Me If You Can, Inception, Wolf Of Wall Street...to mention a few, hasn't been considered Oscar worthy,
then, that plaque may never adorn his wall.

This is plain horrible.
How could the teacher punish a 3 year old this way?

Even so, I believe the medical attention the child received was too poor in the first place.
What sort of treatment would give room for this degree of burn to result to complication that eventually killed the child?

Poor educational institutions.
Poor healthcare institutions.

This is one of those very painful deaths that is entirely avoidable.

I don't know if BH fighters are zombies that keeps getting up to fight after they are killed, or the army is just trying to win this war by propaganda alone.
Going by the advances the army claimed to have made since the beginning of the year, BH should have been decimated to a few, isolated and demoralized stragglers.

Except it falls into a mound of shyte, who really needs to wash a cellphone with soap?

If this is it's best selling point, it doesn't hold much attraction for me.