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[quote author=mondi_cheeks]they do contribute a great deal to rape cases in SA, I have had a lot of cases where Nigerians are arrested after putting date rap.e pills in women's drinks at clubs and at parties... Various cases especially in Pretoria and Limpopo were Nigerian men used women for sex rituals...leaving them with worms eating their livers and other body parts... Nigerian men forcibly using drugs on women and using these women on the streets as prostitutes... So yes Nigerians play a big role in rap.e cases in south africa[/quote]Another dunderhead have joined the bandwagon.

Y'll belong to the same sewer!

vmonyoue: Better wake up from that damn dream... unless we flush all Igbos out of Nigeria, Nigeria will continue to be where it's at.

Stop taking that shît boy, it's gonna kill you son!

Naturally, you aren't supposed to be dumb but when a child lacks vitamins like you did, the outcome is inevitable.

Your severe case of multiple sclerosis is really hindering the rate of accelerated feedback to your deoxygenated brain, as a result of your toxocariasis, thereby hampering your innate ability to comprehend things.

[quote author=Yeske!]This is politics and not jokes section.[/quote]Awww ! My bad. The mod should take it to the right section.

"Don't die a virgin; a suicide bomber is waiting for you in paradise."


Dear ladies, take it one guy at a time. It's called a relationship not a group meeting. :-)

Hell awaits any girl who can't cook, but still wants a happy married life. #TakeSteps.

U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil Wayne sing 'I ain't got no worries...ur life is on SOS. #TrainingCube.

Nigerian police and Nigerian girls are the same. They visit u, u pay. You visit them, u pay. Either way, you lose something. How true? #OshoFree

Dear boyfriend, I'm not Anny Marcurley, I can't wait for 12yrs, 5 step-children and 2 women before you pop that question. #Faithless girlfriend :-)

If she reads instruction before cooking indomie Or she cook the indomie finish and water full inside like swimming pool, don't marry Her.

Igbo language works best for gospel music. Yoruba works best for Rap & RnB. Hausa is the only language best understood by cows. #HowTrue?

You son of a bîtch, you took my daughter virginity away!!! Akpos smiles and replies: " don't worry, it won't happen again"

Nowadays some girls can roll weed, but can not rap moi-moi. Nawa ooo !!!! *Smh*

Dudes be wearing N300,000 jeans, N250,000 belt, N200,000 shoes, N70,000 shirt just to impress a chic wearing N5,000 leggings! #priorities.

Life is like a pënis...simple...soft...straight... Relax and hanging freely. Then women make it hard. #fact.

Life is too short to commit sucide... Be patient, you will still die.

U been dey follow Aristo, dey tidy sugar daddy, now u are married and u don't want to share your husband, may the lord judge u separately.

Some girls will just open thier mouth #Gbosa and tell a guy 'come and pick me' YOU BE BEANS? No let angel Gabriel refer your mata to OgaAtTheTop

I overheard a girl talking to her boyfriend, initially I thought she was talking to God, coz the things she ask for only God can provide them. *Smh*

Why bleach when you know life is not fair?

The floor is open, add yours...

TheBookWorm: You all are the same. What makes you different? It is not your DNA, because I am guessing if you take the DNA of an Igbo man and compare it with a Yoruba man, 99.9% would be the same. You all bleed the same. And there is not much distance between your respective land compared to other groups of people. I even heard that your languages are similar. So how are both groups are different?

Going by what you wrote above, looks like you neither Yoruba nor Igbo. Am i right? If yes, where 're you from? #justAsking

Omonnakoda, stop being a nuisance!

If you have nothing to contribute on this thread, why not leave and go do something tangible with your time, instead of acting infantile and puerile.

CPC, ACN and the other party merging goofed big time, they only have themselves to blame. The couldn't get their priority right. Hope this will make them sit up, cuz if they are to upstage pdp come 2015, they really need to do better than they doing.

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thelastPope: Dear bittyend, I am not really concerned about your spelling and even punctuations. When people discuss on a public forum, they can make a lot of typing and spelling mistakes. That is expected. What shouldn't happen though is that they should not use the wrong tenses or construct. That is why I called you out.

Your English, right from your first post is pathetic. You should edit your posts.

That being said, back to topic. You still haven't shown where Yorubas were insulted in Achebe's book, "There was a country". Please show us or forever hold your peace.

ThelastPope, the dude can show you nada, cuz there's nowhere in the book Achebe insulted the Yoruba's. He is just going off on a tangent.

Yoruba_omoge and Ikengawo you both should stop spamming the thread. Wtf!

^^^The dunderhead couldn't even show us where Yoruba was insulted in Achebe's book.


whoever brought him to nairaland must be running a circus cos he is nothing but a clown!

Wow!
Look at me thinking all along that this airhead is smart, but he just proved me wrong.

Even if GEJ resign now, i bet it won't change a thing. Corruption, nepotism, bad governence did not start under GEJ administration and it woun't end with a new government in place. And even if he resign who takes over from him? Isn't it gonna be the same corrupt pdp political elite? What can it possibly change. Nada!

Nigeria don't need a strong leader, what we need is a strong institution that works.

Even if an angel takes the helm of affairs today, he won't make any big impact, cuz we don't have a strong institution.

Double post.

My question is, Why is it not enough for Alams to live quietly and luxuriate in the billions he has stolen and would still have coming to him by virtue of being a kingpin of the Niger Delta and a benefactor of a sitting President who cares little about the market noise on corruption that is about to kill Nigeria?

Of course it is clear that the stage is only being set for worse "in your face" to come when Alams will run for Senate and (not to be ruled out) even President of Nigeria.

Oh dear! Jonathan can do anything he wants in his privacy and to his private estate, but to assault the conscience of the nation in this most disdainful manner is the unkindest cut of all! Yet for anyone to assume this is how the country will always be run is to live in a fool's paradise. One day, and soon enough, a Pharaoh will come who will not know Joseph.

TechRev: And its funny that your people and your leaders sympathize with Boko haram and even want amnesty for the murderers. Some brainwashing know no bounds.

Don't mind the idiota.

He is a BH sympathizers.

They created the monster and it's gonna consume them.

Idowuogbo, you are hilarious...

Btw, i admire you or should I say I'm a secret admire of you.

What got me lol~ing is the underneath quote >>>

“Our average scx goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week,” he said.
“That’s more or less why I’m asleep at six o’clock. I’m probably going to die of a heart attack. It almost killed me as it is.”

For real?

I 'll advise all Southerners to start returning home ASAP. Looks like the BH boys wants to send a clear message to the government.

The FG should face this challenge head on, or else BH are gonna over power out security agent and declare a republic of Bakoharistan.

What are you on about op?

Mtcheeew...!

The shame of collaboration....

Rubbish list.

Nigerians like to denigrate other people who are not of their own, even within Nigeria itself it happens. That aura of superiority is imbibed in us.

What is wrong if South- Africans Ladies decides to marry Nigerian men? Or rather Nigerian men marrying South-Africans?

Does that make them less human?

It is illegal to be too loud in bed in Australia. 

An Australian couple was sentenced to a fine after their wild lovemaking has been seen as disturbing their neighbors.
Jessica Angel and Colin Mackenzie are being fined $4,000 for breaking the 1993Law of Environmental Protection, according to local newspaper reports.
Under the law in South Australia, the noise is classified as a form of pollution and that includes vibration.
Police have visited the apartment of the couple twenty times in the past. MacKenzie, 45, accused his girlfriend for making the noise.


“Our average scx goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week,” he said.
“That’s more or less why I’m asleep at six o’clock. I’m probably going to die of a heart attack. It almost killed me as it is.”
An emergency environment protection order was served on the pair, ordering them to cease all noise in 72 hours.
But the couple was reported to have ignored that order and the police were called again on Tuesday morning when they were arrested and charged.
The couple is reportedly the first in South Australia to be accused of violating environmental laws.

Culled from the Australian times.

I love this Generation...

=Where we have BLACKBERRY

=Where we have iPad

=Where people likes to Club rather than go
to Church or Mosque

=Where girls drink beer like their father
rather than cook like their mum

=Where Virginity are lost just because of BB
Z10

=Where the real thieves ride in exotic cars &
the righteous die of Hunger

=Where the word I LOVE U is no more
touching

Let me Rest my case add urs. What do U see and have to say about this generation?

At age 60, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, Alams for short, is no longer a young man. Indeed, going by the conventional opinion on life expectancy of the average Nigerian, put at about 40, Alams has been 20 years in the "departure lounge" of this world, to borrow from the popular self-deprecating joke among our politicians.

If you run into Alamieyeseigha, say at the departure lounge of Lagos or Abuja airport, as I once did, you are bound to mistake him for a priest from the monastery or a lost sojourner from Mars - gentle, quiet, and lost.

But no mien could be more deceptive. Wily and mean, Diepreye was lord and master of his Bayelsa State as governor from 1999 to 2005 and given the appellation Governor-General (of the creeks). In return for the obeisance of his people, Alams raised a private army of militants (thugs) to ensure his word was law; he turned the state treasury into his private purse, doling out millions of dollars as patronage, and siphoning billions out of the country to extend his "empire" beyond our shores while the state remained undeveloped and despoiled.

Before long however, Alams fell out with Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, then president of the country, who in his selective witch-hunting anti-corruption campaign turned the dreaded Economic and Financial Crimes Commission loose on Alams until he was literarily driven out of the country.

Not assuaged, the Nuhu Ribadu-led EFCC pursued Alams to his England redoubt until the irreverent British police nabbed and charged him to court on many counts of stealing his Bayelsa State blind, money laundering, and sundry other crimes which could earn him many years in jail. But neither the EFCC nor the British police reckoned with the wiles and capability of the "governor-general." Reportedly dressed as a woman - shaven, boobs and all - Alams escaped and fled the UK and its law back to Nigeria and its lawlessness and impunity.

Back to the beginning, one of those who benefitted (by some stroke of luck) from the whim and largesse of former Governor Alamieyeseigha was one schoolteacher named Goodluck Jonathan, who was plucked from the classroom to run as his deputy. Goodluck's stroke of luck did not end there. With Obasanjo's EFCC not relenting, a thoroughly harassed and dazed Alams soon got impeached, prosecuted, convicted and jailed to the benefit of his weakling stooge who stepped in to act out their term.

And the story did not end there and has not ended yet. Through a succession of luck and machination of that same Obasanjo, that same Jonathan became President of Nigeria and here we are!

Jonathan is human; and only a villain of the most rotten kind would not remember whom he owes his ascendance to.

Not long ago, and as if preparing us for what was to come later, our President Jonathan made it known publicly and to all Nigerians that his benefactor and rock is Alamieyeseigha, who the rumour mill says has transferred his abode to the President's Villa in Abuja.

Still Nigerians did not expect what was to follow. How could we? President Jonathan has granted "state pardon" to Alams! State pardon to a rogue and fugitive who is still wanted by the British police and would step unto the English soil at his peril or under yet another wily disguise.

President Jonathan gave the cover of night, literarily, to his devious deed by mixing a number of other state ex-convicts within the prerogative. Clever? Not nearly so. These others are almost all victims of military governments and politics.

Why would president Jonathan who though had once said he doesn't give a damn throw this in our face? Why is it not enough for Alams to live quietly and luxuriate in the billions he has stolen and would still have coming to him by virtue of being a kingpin of the Niger Delta and a benefactor of a sitting President who cares little about the market noise on corruption that is about to kill Nigeria?

Why, why, why?

Of course it is clear that the stage is only being set for worse "in your face" to come when Alams will run for Senate and (not to be ruled out) even President of Nigeria.

Oh dear! Jonathan can do anything he wants in his privacy and to his private estate, but to assault the conscience of the nation in this most disdainful manner is the unkindest cut of all! Yet for anyone to assume this is how the country will always be run is to live in a fool's paradise. One day, and soon enough, a Pharaoh will come who will not know Joseph. Nigeria shall rise!

http://odili.net/news/source/2013/mar/17/827.html

AjanleKoko: The report sounds like poppycock to me. What would Bill Gates and his polio runs have to do with GEJ's pardoning of Alams?
Gates is not representing the US government. Sounds like Naija journalists trying to whip up some sentiments jare. I wouldn't get too excited.

Gbam!

Well said.
Same here...

Oyb, this is for you, never make a sarcastic post on Nairaland, cuz some don't know what sarcasm means and some are new on NL. They wouldn't know whom Gej's apologist are, and so it can backfire on you the way Alams pardon is backfiring on Gej.

Gej should fire all his advisers ASAP, cuz it's obvious they don't mean well for him.

[quote author=style$co]Imagine you asking who is Bill Gates. Till you die you won't acheive 1/100 of what he has acheived.
He sold rubbish OS and made such a name for himself, what can you do?
Better have respect for people who deserve it.[/quote]Hey! Oyb is being sarcarsic with that post. Gerrit?