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Stalkers chase me round town all the time but i ignore them, my car. . .  Chai!!!  they destroyed it, so now i only go by public transport.
I change my numbers when i need to, cos them babes can be a thorn in the flesh.
Stalkers go round talking trash to any chick they notice i'm chasing, but they've always failed.
Stalkers have even chased me into nl with all sorts of accusations, and all they achieved was further disgrace. . .


As far as stalking goes, they will continue to die of turmoil inside until they learn to live like free spirits and get some maturity instilled.

Gabry:
What does Agape means

Do u watch naija movies?

If yes. . . There's an old one i saw about 7yrs ago, it was titled "Valentino"

Look for it and watch it, u will know what "Agape" as an exclamation means

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1080852/

Story is incomplete. . . Still dont understand why she'd wanna end it just like that except either the guy didnt perform right or perhaps, she was unhappy about it being all about sex. Surely, u dont expect her to say the sex was wack or that she really hates u for taking her to be a cheap slut!

Wonderful. . .

This award go carry person head oh, see as some people dey vex because them no see their name for list

The OP should add a poll to this thread

Gabry:
U owe me more than that! HA!

Agape!!

countdown2:
Awww Mama Ngozi thanks for the Nomination.
So lexi u thin sey na only u sabi flirt huh?

You even get liver to question my flirting abilities on NL.
As he come be sey na only you sabi FLIRT, ask Gab to edit my name off the list


I have too many peeps to show my loff, but the number on my list now is FL.

I am just so much in crush for you babes.

Is dat who i think it is

Ujujoan:
^^^^ So what are you? Cupid?

Cupid and fate are on xmas vacation, so seeker and i were asked to fill in for them until they return after xmas

na2day?:
lord lexi, na true, i bi child of the lawd ooo but i get twin brother and i don hear say that guy ney dey hear word

Stop all the long story and just get hooked!

Infact, i don sanction u and Beautiful.B

When a girl spends everything she has on you as a guy, u must be doing something very well. . . far much better than she's ever known it!

Keep it up

na2day?:
me i am a child of God ooo, i have not be sleeping around, in fact i am not sure what a woman looks like, shey a woman is persin wey the front side and the back side no equal?

C'mon sharrap ya mouf there

No let me open ya case file oh

NL is more fun cos even when peeps hate u, they cant block u off
NL is more interesting cos there's loads of different areas u can jump into.
NL is more specific cos it focuses primarily on Nigerians at home and around the globe.
NL is more flexible cos you're in constant conversation with friends and adversaries
NL is more relaxed cos you can say things and air your views with no fear of being misunderstood
NL is more Educative cos u find all sorts of info here even before u hear of it on the major news channels or tabloids
NL is less technologically advanced. . .  We really should have an NL app for the iPhone and Symbian OS Platforms!

FL Gators:
Mr Blazer, even if I was free, I wouldnt look your way.
So stop asking.

Ouch!
That just eliminates options, u need to be more subtle. . . History has shown that chemistry exists even in adversity so u never can tell

TheSeeker:
Now, y_me, come under Lexi's umbrella. I guarantee protection, satisfaction, agape love, and lots of goddies.If I catch that your lying mouth. . .

Y_Me wey don run

The queen bee couldn't sting afterall

TheSeeker:
Which song do you want to sing? Make It Rain or Umbrella?

Umbrella is nice, make it rain is too slow, i need momentum right now

bethangel:
This thread is losing its purpose  

someone need to hook Bethangel - she feeling lonely

y me:
oh dear  
where is my darling IFELEKE,just hope he is okay

party ke----am not ready for that adventure yet
remember am the queen bee
becareful else am gonna hit you like the meteor shower
i dont pretend honey i just love to play my cards well

am out of here for real this time

I'm waiting for that shower oh, and hey i'll take the storm with no umbrellas
Wet is good too

Y_me, the killer bees make sweet honey, i like them dangerous too

TheSeeker:
Mr. Blazer + FL Gators

Secretzo + TheSeeker

Y_me - IFELEKE + Whitelexi

And whitelexi sacrifices Ifeleke to the Gators

y me:
am out of here before you guys make me speak the unspeakable words

You mean like speaking in tongues?

y me:
anything legal, fun and do-able

Why? I shoulda known that. . . little wonder

y me:
you know i will always have time for a darling like you
yeah right christmas is arounnd the corner if not here already--lol
am gonna feed you like a baby dear

FL Gators:
And for me. . . .

What else apart from food do u girls wanna do all alone in a house at xmas?

People speak in tongues nowadays, u need to start listening in tongues

Secretz:
lol.  


@ Topic, I can think of a few. . . . afterall . . . majority of NLders in real life are extremely different to their 'posting characters'.  

Secretz, u know the winter's round the corner?
Those heaters dont do a good job these days

FL Gators:
To answer your question, orange and blue is the FL Gators color.

Ah i see, some bloody yank club. . .  yuk yuk yuk

FL Gators:
Theseeker, you still havent answered my question.

Why should there be any dating on NL? Esp when everything ends up here?

It ends here when some grown ass women decide to make it a point of public discussion. It will always depend on what the individuals want

FL Gators:
Inconsistency, that's another one of your problem.
Plz, sit in one corner and enjoy the rants.

I like intelligence, i was only trying to change the topic. . .  Didnt wanna pick a fight, your tone sounded too serious too, but very intelligent to spot the change of conversational target.
I'm sensing some sort of connection gators, what of u?

FL Gators:
Yea and it makes it much better when you keep coming back to listen to the rants

Gators, if u pls. . .  I keep wondering what it means to bleed orange and blue. . .  How exactly do u mean it? Metaphorically, hyperbolically, or ironically?

ibkaye:
Don't they just make your skin crawl?

Majority of them anyway.

Watch that small tongue oh

TheSeeker:
Why now?

aaaaaaaand the ranting continues

TheSeeker:
Why now?

They've started ranting

Oya oya oya, make una stop this yeye mouthing!

Back to the topic abeg. . . When is beautiful.b going to declare her love openly?? Na dat one i wan know!