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Ebonyeyes:
Sweetie im one of the most tolerant people on earth.

I haven't seen any proof of that with the way u ambush unsuspecting "negros" on NL sha

I know some men who have done it, not sure i'd do same though

Ehem, kunbee. . . I will soon open your case book. . . Prepare to answer your case

Gabry:
@Topic,

Nope. Its never a problem but remember, not every partner has exactly all the criterias which you are seeking for.

Example, my bf. . . I love it when he is clean and he is funny and he always tells me the hard cold bitter truth and he knows to cook and acts like an old man at times but there are some things which I dont like about him and when he does it, it irritates me to bits and truth be told, I cannot tolerate with it but the thing is that I must always remember that its not about me but its about us. I would just have to tell him what I dont like and hopefully he would try and change for me or I would just have to tolerate with it.

Thats so sweet

Ebonyeyes:
I think if we were more tolerable, the world would be such a better place.

See pot calling kettle black

Where there's no commitment, there cannot be cheating.
If you're engaged or married to him and he's messing about with other chicks, then thats cheating
If you're only dating and have made it known to each other that there'll be no 3rd parties and he's messing about with other chicks, then thats cheating too.
However, he's got to be actively involved in touchery, kissery, and fuckery, because lookery alone doesn't count!

Some people cry victim when they realise that you are about to break up with them when they've done nothing wrong. . . Thats gotto be a concern for anyone who has a heart. If you look at it from the point of view of the person you're breaking up with, it feels like you're heartless

Being Selective With Good Reason

When you have very distinct expectations, when you feel he/she has got to meet certain criteria, when you are extremely selective, when you feel there are traits that can be worked on and those that cannot change, when you feel the need to break-up with him/her in the near future as soon as you identify a trait that you cannot stand, when you break up with lines such as, "You're a wonderful person - I'm just not meant for u".

Is "Being selective with very good reason" a problem??

When I'm feeling blue
All I have to do
Is take a look at you
Then I'm not so blue
When I'm in your arms
Nothing seems to matter
My whole world can shatter
I don't care
---Groovy kind of love - Phil colins

J-CzAr:
Tears or no tears, you gotta do what you gotta do.

JayBlood, but thats emotional blackmail init?. . . cos they know we cant stand their tears - its not proper to leave em to cry init

More like this:

@Poster: I'd like to know if you woulda considered giving him a 2nd chance if u were still single.

Truth oh!

Dude, whichever model u choose, u will not escape it. The funny part is that no matter how hard u try to hide the fact that you came in from abroad, they will know. . . Easily too. I went out with friends, we were all dressed tight and speaking correct pidgin but for some reason, i was the centre of attraction for the babes. Asked why, they replied: My skin texture and complexion is different.

Next we went to get some food at a nice joint like that. . . Everyone ordered what they wanted but when it got to my turn the waitress smiled and asked if i came in from somewhere. . . Asked how she knew, she said: even my pidgin english sounded like it had some serious phonetics. . . Personally, i didnt even notice anything different in all our pidgin english oh.

Whatever boat u choose, girls will come to u, the bad side is its the hardest thing to know which one is for real and which one just wants to flow with u cos u are in from abroad. Guard your loins, because they will also see u as easy prey!

This xmas. . . I want to rediscover my form, on the road, in the bed, at work, and in church!

190:
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Funniest, controversial and smart male - Whitelexi

Once again i get 3 awards in 1. . . Thank u, thank u, thank u

bethangel:
I call it stalking, he calls it love

Four to five phone calls a day
He's the first to comment on my FB status
incessant mail messages in my box
declaring his love barely two weeks after meeting me
suprise visits

I'm getting tired cos i think a guy should really get to know a girl before indicating his interested in more
or what do you think?

Like u dont like it

My nairaland friend is still single and he's looking for a correct babe, send your CVs in and if you meet his criteria, i will contact u for the 2nd stage of your application. Here's some tips:

He said he like it raw
keeping it dirty
down to the floor
oh, and she must be flirty.

Ujujoan:
Well, you said so yourself!

Well, what can i say? Be careful what u wish for, cos i might just happen

190:
the seeker me playful~ ill catch ya a$$ later in private~

Now, seriously, that dont sound playful ohhhh

SeekerBlood, guard your loins

kody-licky:
and they had the balls to show their face and disturb they peace of the public with their rants

thats even worse than staying and hanging their heads in shame. . . Now we can clearly see they have no shame.
first they allow a dude to round them up in circles, then they come out in public and make a scene of it, thats just sooooooooo low, and they're bigging the guy up the more

@Topic: Cos if his hands are as big as mine are, then she could die after only a blow-slap.

@Topic:

It is becoming an epidemic and we should not be encouraging it.
Very soon we will have to consider many things before approaching a pretty girl in the open, cos most of them out there today are just pretty but empty upstairs!!

Like someone [walk] said earlier: Many of them can school u on the latest fashion and tricks to snare aristos but know absolutely nothing about their books - Surely that is not a way of life!

pc guru:
@seeker you sure cuz me thinks thonia slim is cool. And i disagree ebony is a feminist.uju is.

Dude u got it all twisted, uju used to be until she got cured, ebony today is the shadow of uju last year. . .  She needs to be cured, and fast!

Uju is kool right now
When uju was uju, ebony no near her own naaa

Funny enough, me sef dey interested in the answer to that question. . . I been wan get the answer myself but now u have asked, i'm all ears

Uju, abeg oh, take am easy with this billionaire thingie, Life na small small.

No2Atheism:
@spiky

do u mean automatic braking system or wat . . . cus there are different ABS so please be specific cus i might just have wat u are looking for . . . or it might be Whitelexi instead . . . that has it.

Ebonyeyes:
1.God fearing
2. Ambition and potential
3. Clean and neat
4. Understanding
5. Nice person.
6. Fun loving, vibrant personality

As for looks, I dont mind as long as they are taller than me. I dont ask for much really

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izeek:
u wanna plug and play your hardware device into some chicks software abi?

Very direct

izeek:
this is some kinda nomination category now?

well like some1 said, am glad to make the list. lol

That was spot on, you are very direct to the spot, u no dey miss road at all

Ujujoan:
^^^ Yeeeeah, it's friday! Whoopie! I soo need the rest!

Well, good to know my face is safe . . at least if he grants my xmas wish, he wont have to run back to where he came from!

I'm sure u mean, he wont be able to run even if he tried

Ebonyeyes:
Now what now? So because I say the truth and nothing but the truth im a feminist?

dont even pull that innocent face, i can see behind your fronts

you are feminist in almost every comment u make, the only time you post with your church mind is when you are helpless

TheSeeker:
My nominees:

Most brilliant male - MrBrownJay

Funniest, controversial and smart male - Whitelexi

Playful male - 190, chic2pimp

Most direct male - izeek

Stupidest male - Charles316

Most easygoing and peaceful male - IFELEKE


Most brilliant and constructive female - TopUp

Most blunt female - posakosa, ebony

Most direct female - FL Gators

Most absentee female - Secretz

Most disrespectful and rudest female - TheAmaka

Proudest and Vain female - ThoniaSlim

I will come up with the rest nominees later

Funny and controvertial, i agree. . .  Smart - I'm flattered    But how did Ebony make the blunt list? She's downright feministic

You na correct guy, i'll be out with mine soon

Ujujoan:
pls help me tell him oh.

Third class can never determine anybody's destiny! Some very great men started out very badly in school. Like I said, examination is not the true test of ones abilities!

Some oh, what happened to the rest?
So because a few of those that had a bad start went on to become powerful, does that mean they all did?
Most times it is those who couldn't afford it, but at least they had the brains to sit their asses down and study! The girl wasted her yrs in school and her result is the evidence. You dont play around for 4yrs and expect a good grade, she saw her 1st yr result and could've worked harder if it was poor, she saw 2nd yr result, 3rd yr result as well, so what other excuse does she have??

Personally, i dont like laziness, and back in the day, when it came to  crunch time, i stayed hours with no sleep just to make sure i pass and pass very well - that is the desire that leads to success, nobody knows it all but if u strive, u will surely learn!