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Lol, speechless!

But wait oh, are u sure he doesn't know its u? Are u sure he's not just playing along?

This is not the best way to follow this issue, i once had a girlfriend who liked creating new yahoo IDs to chat with me and always asking silly questions and i remembered playing along with her and finally when she got home for the day i told her exactly what she'd been up to. . .  That was the beginning of the end.

TheSeeker:
Lexi, this one is making me go speechless.

That used to be my favorite song at a time. . . . Thats a song that makes sense, it forces your brain to reason!

Not irreplaceable by Beyonce. . . Rubbish!

Abbey_city:
@Topic
We are da bomb

Are u having a laugh?

I want it all, I've gotto get it all

After a night out where isiewu and alcohol were consumed. . . My fart would probably kill a horse

@Poster: u can try women

Lorddozzy:
When i asked her again, she later told me that she dosen't like mouth to tongue kissing, that she prefers mouth to mouth. Friends can some one tell me the best way to kiss some one you love.

How old are u lot??

#50 was repeated though

I love 6,7,8,9,10

She's thinking of having a baby in the UK to help sort paper issues out for her. . . Well, u can inform her that that luxury has now been amended, as long as both the child's parents are not British [Either by birth or by adoption], that child will not be eligible to the benefits previously handed out for babies born in the UK. . . until the baby grows up to 16yrs, it will be the responsibility of its parents

So if u no want to dey pay child benefits from naija, hold your sperm oh

^^^Needfully so

@Poster:

Needless to say, women want equality in everything but not responsibilities, naija babes just wanna have fun

Needfully

NL Guys are kool, I had a pic with another NL user in my profile

na2day?:
come on dude, u know i have no problem showing myself, i am well designed by God, handsome, 7packs and all, don't just make me take your girl's breath away

In your next 10yrs, u will still not be able to take my girl away from me until i leave her

Your girl is on her way out, it will only depend on how long it takes this ibukun guy to realise he has her at the tip of his fingers and next thing u know, they're shagging  It always starts with the girl telling u "oh, there's this guy, he's quite cute, bla bla bla". I cant recall how often i've heard that line and it always has one outcome, i find my way out

Its a sad reality but it will happen.  Dude, have your fun now and prepare to not be surprised.

Yeah, i've got a question. . . are u male or female?

As long as a guy or girl cannot show their true photos, their opinions regarding looks dont matter. . . If u want to criticise others, show yourself first

There are times when a man does things with a plan. . . His reply sounds too tight, i think he wants revenge on the girl more than a make up romp with her. . . I say, thread carefully, u shouldn't be doing this in the first place!

izeek:
lexi, why u jusy wan form james bond blunt

Shola2009:
wetin u wan use that one do??

If you've had previous encounters with ghosts, you'd know why

Spooky, but i'll go back with a flashlight and a match stick. . .  and the first thing i'll say to her if she's still there is: Sue, they say you're dead!!
If she disappears, i'll know what to do, but if she's still there and i can touch her skin and confirm she's there for real, i would wanna know what the hell is happening!!

Jazz

follypimpi:
Back 2 da topic.
Some of em G. NL posters are bitter,sad,full of hurt and anger.i guess being single,hvin no companion,no sex,no romance is tking it's toll on em so they come here bitter tryna become some fake ass Feminist that will soon fly outta the window when they fall in Love.

Not entirely sure about that one

No2Atheism:
Whitelexi . . .  i know say no be only your sister you visit for leeds . . .

Oh, i forgot Manchester, Nottinghamshire, The Leeds and Halifax of West Yorkshire, and of course, the dear oh dear oh dear of Cambridgeshire

eleshin:
are we stiil talking of nland girls or lagos ashana or orscrambo as we normally call dem in d hood?

Whether in lagos, abuja or even abroad. . .  The mentality is the same.
Do u want me to go into details of what happens in wuse zone 4 or in maitama, or even in london, birmingham, warwickshire/coventry, leeds, bristol, or northamptonshire??

TheSeeker:
Picture this: My friend went to Lagos and on his way back, he saw this girl who was supposedly 'stranded' at a gas station. He actually went there to refill and buy some refreshments, and here was standing this beautiful chic (as he described her and he doesn't fail assessments). He helped her by picking her up, fortunately for her, they were heading in the same direction to the same city. She said she was going to visit a friend around there and doesn't know her way around.

My friend kindly dropped her off at the exact place she was going; they exchanged numbers and they kept in touch for that day. The next day, she called him that she needs to be shown around town and needed him to do that, he obliged and went there to pick her up. Some hours later she said she wants to buy some stuff at the boutique. They both went there. She picked what she wants and do you know she was expecting my friend to pay? He didn't bulge an eye - acted completely as if he was naive of what she's doing -  the girl then came up to him to actually ask him to pay. How ridiculous  He told me and I gave him a solution and that's not going to be pretty if I tell it on NL

u must complete the story ohhhhh

chiogo:
@topic, who wants to know?  

Of course u dont wanna know. . . but this is about guys and their views and we need to know!

TheSeeker:
How do we have them have a change of attitude when more and more gold diggers are springing up and we're supporting and satisfying their fetish requests. You need to hear what happened to my friend very recently with a girl he just met in less than 2 hours.

I've seen less than 10mins too

platinumnk:
Of course

Ok, How many other girls u know from Owerri that are on Nairaland?

Dem plenty plenty
I've learnt not to call names anymore sha

eleshin:
thats true maybe other posters have more evidence to affirm their position.of course they might have taken it beyond forum level thereby given them an edge over me on evaluating nland girls.but for me,my position remain d same.

I respect your position on this issue, and the fact that u admit it may be another issue when viewed more comprehensively

platinumnk:
^^ save the best (or the smartest) for last

You read what u want to hear, not the other side
u may be my sister from owerri, but we both know how owerri girls are so let's not even go there. . .  Right from owerri girls to imsu and the rest. . .  They are rotten to say the least

Mr Eleshin is talking based on a few girls, if u look at the bigger picture, ur mind will change faster than the bookmakers' on liverpool this season

X_factor:
Whitelexi
You clearly have not travelled out of your country yet. Do so before you chat about looks my friend. I personally find the men much better looking than most of the woman and for the most part better behaved. Your women are arrogant, they think they are men and are gold diggers of the highest level. I have seen how they manupulate their men here in South Africa when the poor fool is putting his life at risk to put food on their tummies and clothes on their back. They feel no qualms about keeping money secret from the very person who supports them (is that not theft?) Let's not even start on the levels of gossip and lack of ambition. Parasites, that's what the majority is and i pity you.

Well, apparently we're saying the same thing

nana:
hmmmm. . . these guys ehn

I see someone is beginning to agree with us.

@Seeker: I agree with u, i think we need a mass change of attitude starting from the bottom up. These girls are seriously influenced by what they see on tvs and read in mags, but it is not the way to go.

victorazy:
for me, they are sexy

Here's a very good example of placing looks before your brains

TheSeeker:
I'd like to admit that look is somewhat important, but not very. I don't suppose you'll choose to date a lady with protruded incisors, instead you'd rather date someone sexier that you 'think' you can refine later into what is most likely close to who you want, given that she's a nasty girl that is - and when you want to say she's nasty, you gotta be sure or she'll be crying you're trying to change her.

Some (very few) Nigerian girls are very smart, and as it seems the younger generations are beginning to overtake the older generations in terms of intelligence, but it appears the latter are influence the former which is very pathetically saddening.

@Seeker,  That trend applies to the European and american nations, i don't see it applying to naija girls, the younger generation there seem more interested in fashion and more abstract stuff, than to studies and books. You only need to visit a few campuses in naija to see what i mean. . .  Its all about aristos and what they can get from guys
They even fight over it sometimes, as in real fights with lots of blood and injury  I dare add that most of these girls are actually from rich and well to do homes where morals are taken very highly. . .  So how do u do the correlation??

Its a weird situation to be in