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Ujujoan:
Hmmmn! Well my BF dosent mind!

u dodged the question, nice one.

how's your bf sef? abeg ask him to forgive me about the other day. . . Tell him i had a hectic weekend, travelled to train some new staff and got back to work on monday, i've not had the time to get back at him.

smooooooth:
a gift is a gift, and its not so polite to reject or return them when they dont come with a condition. i think u shd accept them.

some men will feel betrayal. . .  uju, imagine how you'd feel if your bf started accepting gifts like boxer shorts or perfumes from his ex. . .  Would u feel comfy with that even if it was 'just a gift'?

He does that and all he'll hear is talk of not respecting u

Ol'boy, this one pass me oh. . .  That girl was the product of an abomination [in some parts], or a Sacrilege [in other parts].

She is human, and deserves a good life because her circumstance is not her fault but does your friend want to get into what he knows nothing of?

Love is a dangerous phenomenon, but love itself can be beautiful without being all-out stupid.

_{The gods are wise, and the ground is very sandy too}

Dude, pls yourself. . . Dont ever do things to pls anyone, worse still, a lady!
If u plsing her plses u, then pls yourself.

nethacker:
i dnt think i will cos that will pave way for future pleasanteries which can lead to disaster

I thought of that too

davids202:
his your man rite u shld have spent time finding out wat facinates your man over time he unconsiously wld hv told u wat he like doing or wat he will like 2 do in case he is still a broke ass find a way & do dos small 1s alrite i think  modern men dis days wnt 2 look good. jst tink

I dont wanna look good! Shopping for clothes are done in a very spontaeneous manner like i'm walking by a street shop and i see a fabric i like, i step in and pick up my size and walk away. . . That probably happens like once in a month!

But i love gadgets

Get me an app to drive my car with, and i'll study the code in it. . .  bliss

TheSeeker:
Whitelexi, come up with your list and don't be afraid!!!! Now put it up

My list will cause an earthquake on nairaland

I've seen a number of personalities here and some will even surprise u. But all will happen in due course, I'm working on it.

HEHEHE
A man loses his sense of direction after three beers. . .  A woman loses her's after 3 kisses

Druss:
If you truly love someone - how can you not call them for one day? That is bizarre!!

Dude, some people actually have things to do. . .  Like some of us have really busy schedules that keep us out and about for like 18hrs a day!!

If a call matters so much to her, why cant she call?

@Poster: Your's was 2 days, mine was a day, and its not like i forgot oh, i went to watch my gunners play a soccer game. . . i didnt call cos we lost and i was pissed. . . Its crazy!!!

Ebonyeyes:
If you say so . Hope you are well.

Yeah yeah, my enemies will not laugh

Dem wan use swine flu kill me b4 my time, but my resistance was good

Ebonyeyes:
You can never know seeing as TheSeeker is now female

Seeker is male sha

Ebonyeyes:
I do worry sometimes that people _{including myself} may be flirting with the wrong team  

Good to talk with someone before flirting

Ebonyeyes:
TheSeeker, are you now female

It worries me oh, he/she had a sex change

platinumnk:
hhahaha apparently they misspelled too

the first link didnt open and the second was :

sweet potato marsh recipes 0 found

hey u are in the uk--- is it marsh or mashed

Apparently you're right Its mash, that link also got it wrong, my bad

platinumnk:
hahahah Dude you are just wrong, I googled it, there is no such thing as potato marsh

Mashed potatoes

A marsh is a type of swamp

No need to talk too much

http://home-and-garden.webshots.com/photo/1258710274060795428aOTBzy
http://www.bigoven.com/private/sweet+potato+marsh-recipe

The Sly:
Tkb417 and eldee.
I have a man crush on those Niggas.

Now, thats scary

Secretz:
ROFL. . . . . Why wouldn't they be when you're around.

I'm not that scary, am i?

They shouldn't use cos i'm around as an excuse. . .

platinumnk:
what is potato marsh

you mean Mashed potatoes?

Bloody yanks go always get their own version of English

sexyZee:
^^of what

Most NL girls these days are kids, and they're scared of everything! They're scared of the air they breathe and the make-up they wear. . . They're even scared of getting fat! Worst is they're scared of Men!

She loves potato marsh and peas with some nice french gravy. . . and her hobby is flirting with me in everything she does

Secretz:
Pay me first. . , I will even compile a list if I were a guy and which NL chics I would date. . . .

I have a list and even a supplementary one
But we sure would like to hear your's first

This thread smacks of jealousy and failure

Secretz:
I would be interested in dating. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ehen??

Complete the phrase naaaaa

I'll watch the drama

SeekerBlood: whats with the change of sex?

Used to be my favourite too, but i tasted Affang soup and went mad. . .  Just recently, my friend made it and promised to teach me how to. . .  I was shocked to discover that affang was actually our very own okazi leaf
He showed me what to do and i surprised myself!!!
I will not be cooking any other soup for a while, thats for sure

y me:
who say i run
i stand my ground big time, i just left to get some goodies thats all

Your case was like that of STS 129 Atlantis Rocket, that took off and flew away at nearly 4000 miles per second
I was looking forward to a fight with some killer bees, but they abandoned their honey and ran for dear life

platinumnk:
@topic - PC Guru should be on that list - Totally Dig Him

and Sauron- He makes me giggle

you should post your list. . .

SwaggaCob:
Just wondering why a normal guy would leave the chicks in his vicinity, only to come on Nairaland to chyke girls. Some guys need to get extra balls. Are u 1 of them ?

Some peeps are getting the best of both worlds, what do u say to that?

OBVIOUS:
Is this something to brag about ? You should be ashamed of treating women the way you do----- pls this is nothing to write home about.

Dude, women hate to be dumped - thats a fact.
Unfortunately, i dont swallow things i cant stand. Besides, relationships are meant for getting to know people better - so if you're fine from far i want to get closer and study u, however if from close, u r far from fine. . .  I'm sitting u down and doing some serious straight talking.
I wont be to blame if you cant handle your emotions. . .  Girls do this to men all the time, i'm in a position to take such decisions and i do. . .  Do u have a problem with that?

Stop being very obvious pls

Well, now i know for real