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Lol, i remember a girlfriend who got herself some dude and claimed to be much better off - telling me all sorts of trash like oh he's handsome, oh he's kool, oh he's young, and bla bla bla. . . Of course it didnt last 6 months and it was over!

I felt bad sha, cos of all she said to me, however, i later got to see this dude, he's older, fatter, shorter, and not even half as goodlooking as i am
At this stage, the feeling was ecstatic

jidobaba:
^^ this flgator has been making increasingly senseless posts lately. wtf
@poster, your gut feeling tells you that the girl used you because THE GIRL USED YOU. You fell for her kindergarten plot because you do not have a girl of your own at the moment. Happens . If you wish to continue wasting time with her on facebook, skype I cant stop you but next time she wan come over tell her to pay her own way.
P.s.

LMAO

@Poster, Gators just doesn't want u out of this mess. . .

Do u wanna continue spending for her to come home and rape u? and then she's off to visit ex's - perhaps to rape them too?

Dude, help yourself, i never said get any nikky, i said introduce competition! Get a girl on the side, someone u r attracted to as well!

Besides, Gators is a woman. . . Will u take advice from a woman on this issue Or will u take from a man who is seasoned in the art of relationships

No can do

Thank u very much!

Dude,

The true test of her feelings is to introduce competition.

you're giving her too much of your time right now, get another babe that can split up your time for her and then watch to see how she reacts to this.

It can only favour u in both directions. . . cos if she truly loves u and u can see it, then u can amend the situation, and if she doesn't love u, her replacement is already in the frame

Sagamite:
Are you telling me a chair and chain would hold you down if you see this?

[img]http://www.sofiavergarafan.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sofia-vergara-looking-amazing.jpg[/img]

Close your eyes and think about her saying "I want you to take me now" and she takes that black top off and 2 things start bouncing naturally as the laws of physics dictated.

And when you see the curves on her, you would realise any ride on those curves would cause an over-stir like a car going 250 mph on the M25 motorway.

Yes, its gotto be a solid NO to that one, she can't even get this machine started

It is a 50 - 50 situation

He may have lied to you on the one hand, and on the other hand u may have seriously cocked up.

Family members have problems let alone best friends, and jealousy can lead to all sorts before its curbed!

As i can only read your posts and not see your looks, my list is based on the understanding that the names therein are of people:
1) Who are of adult age, and
2) Who are not bad looking.

In no particular order:

_Deleted

We love it that way

free us and our full blooded igbo women

We dont even want any mongrels

Princek12:
nairaland is not the appropriate forum to post this topic.

There is no better place to post it ohhhh

Confront her, and then u shall know what to do. Her reaction should speak volumes, and you'll know whether or not u still have her.

I'm 6'2. . .  Even at that height, i feel i tower over many

If i were to date anyone on NL. . .  She'd have to be fun to be with, have a good attitude, be pretty and brainy, and have a good relationship with God.

Nearly all the girls i know on NL pass this criteria but there are a few who mix all that with a good level of maturity - thats from a distance sha.

When they come closer, i'd wanna know how good a cooks she is, and her general personal hygiene also comes into scrutiny Then we shall look at a few other things before my mind will rest

OYINBOGOJU:
common gunnners, i neeeed ball inside chealsy net,

Its about to happen

Chelski know they simply cannot play our passing football with us. . .  They can use other teams to shine in that regard, but definitely not the gunners

ibkaye:
Happy birthday whitelexi

Secretz:
Happy Birthday!! Long life and prosperity! To God be the Glory and all the rest of that bla bla bla.

Thanks soooooo much

THE-AMAKA:
na wa for you oooooo
i can even enter rated R movie sef, so im not trippin.

Lexi when i come, it will be like a surprise package! lol

No2Atheism:
@whitelexi and @busybody

1. I am a little confused . . . what exactly is going on between you two . . .

There are many things u cannot code about me

C2H5OH:
the one and only love-vendor from the kalahari, is it your birthday

Happy birthday

https://lh3.ggpht.com/bocounts/RzCgAVm9xYI/AAAAAAAAAD4/AuuCD-2UTjI/s800/NixuParis.jpg

Come oh, no be this man from "The gods must be crazy" be dat?

FL Gators:
Happy bathdey.

Thanks luv

THE-AMAKA:
Hmmmmm massages are good.  
but i hope you like surprises, eh?

That surprise has gotto be damned good to surprise me, but yes, i love surprises. . .  Pleasant ones

Igwe.:
Happy birthday chief, I wish you all the best.  

Ogbuefi, thank u very much, man don dey grow old like play like play

THE-AMAKA:
im fine oooooooo
hahahahaha youre gonna have one long sleep after you burn out.
make i come join you and give you a massage after a long day and night, eh? my treat? 
anyway since you say its back at your home, im assuming youre having company.

Hmmmm, birthday massage hmmmm, i love massages. . .

Busy_body:
Hapi buffday darling Whitelexi


Here's wishing you long life and may you prosper in all you lay your hands on, and most importantly, may you be able to curb your excesses and wandering 

Awwww    Thanks sweetie

_{That last line shoulda read "May u walk and never stumble" sha}

THE-AMAKA:
whitelexi, happy birthday to you!!   
best wishes!!
party it up! 

Thanks luv, haven't got any sleep so far, partying started from the office to the refinery to the clubs, and now we're bringing it home How u dey?

THE-AMAKA:
whitelexi 
dont mind him ooooo
you shall be mine, just one taste and youll be back for more and more.
its like Lays chips "I bet you cant just eat one." lol 

Amaka, u wont walk for 3 days after the first time guaranteed

Still Principle No1 cannot be broken, its the easiest to remember: Thou shalt not commit child-abuse

full depth:
AMAKA  ooooooo

i pray u find a jobless maga as a husband ! AMEN !!

Needless to say needfully so

THE-AMAKA:
lolol!!!! yes ooooooo


Whitelexi, i love you oooo!!!
you shall be mine, AMEN!!

follypimpi:
o gaoo small pikin wey want dey chop hin granny plantain go hear am oo,amak dont say i didn't warn u.

I'm not about to breach Principle No1.

Secretz:
No I will never be the type to 'ask' my man to wash plate, I 'expect' he dey get sense to compromise and do am. I nor demand or ask.

You're joking right?

THE-AMAKA:
lolol
dont worry, when you get this pusssy, ill have you washing my panties too.
youll beg for more and say "yes mommy" whenever speaking to me.
understood?

Amaks

With me, you've bitten more than u can chew oh

I laugh even as i'm punishing u

Which dishes??  u dey dream??

Situation go change by that time, the lion will turn into a female puss cat

THE-AMAKA:
LMFAO!!!
@ topic
whitelexi of course!

with that your attitude??

Try buy coffin as u dey come

Secretz:
All these guys agreeing with the OP, nor mind them, especially that WHITELEXI DUDE, you, especially, I know you go to the kitchen and cook VERY WELL, you even go on all fours and scrub them floors good and proper.  

Yes i do when i'm in my house and single, but when i marry, i expect certain things to change. . .  it cannot be by force! Lai lai

@Plat, dont be disappointed, old-fashioned women are everywhere, they do a good job as wives and still behave themselves.

When u clock 35, things will change by force

THE-AMAKA:
you dey craze?!?!

shaaaa they wan chase me to the white man ooooo.
im tryna keep my faith in naija guys.
anyway i wont marry any of them that are like YOU!

I see say thunder wan fire that your premature mouth