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Dude i know is shitting bricks right now cos his pastor called to pray for him after seeing a vision in which some chick was jazzing him. Pastor said as he prayed, all he could see were arrows targetted at this homie, arrows of disappointment, arrows of failure, arrows of long suffering etc.
Dude is being monitored from a mirror according to the pastor, and they can see his every move. Dude is paranoid right now as in - he cant take 3 steps without looking back to check if anyone's about to strike at him. I rushed at him today to greet him by surprise, but dude nearly fainted and warned me seriously before explaining the situation to me.

Dude cannot work out which chick is in question cos he has floored many many many, but maintains that he never hurt any of them and all his relationships have ended mutually and cleanly, but obviously, if we're to take Pastor's words seriously, then probably someone is still hurting after him.

Now he doesnt know what to do. . . Any advice

Bad bayz are the shizzle

I found Busy_body on NL oh, and we never divorce yet

naijababe:
Is it me or does that goal look rather sloppy? Almunia coulda saved that

Almunia seemed to move too quickly there cos he was already leaning to his right side before the ball was kicked

Penalty claim not given to arsenal, and at the other end AZ score almost immediately after

Diaby makes it 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And we are getting even closer to the 5 i predicted

HNIC:
Almunia is also back!!!!!!
What a save!!!!!!!!!

Impressive init?

Fab 4
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The flood gates are opening, this can be very bad for AZ. . . I remember one team that bagged a 7-1 scoreline - their coach didnt know when others went into the changing room for half time, he just kept staring at the empty pitch

With this momentum, we can get the scoreline to 5 - 0 before the end of the next half. Shame we are not qualifying immediately cos of the scoreline in the other match, hopefully, that will change.

190.yaris:
was i referin 2 u~

**hiss**

Hahaha, ah so its u 190? why dem ban u naaa?

190.yaris:
^^

precious

e clear say u be benin~
abeg nor be me go teach u BOOK
i de work for national assembly not secondary school~

Firstly, her name is not Precious, and secondly, she's not from Benin. . .  The only thing clear here is your absolutely stupid assumptions, which are erroneous and misleading.

If u dont know something for sure, then ask questions first!

Cant imagine being female, all that blood and monthly cramp, pregnancies, heavy load on chest and back. . . Damn!

In all my lives i'll be a man, simples

adiona:
@HOLLANDIS eazyyyy on kanye west, he has realised his mistakes and has nt replied any of this threads, thanx so much @whitelexi, gunners for life, igbo kwenu ooooooo, iseeeeeee, lets stops this insults on nl and embrace love c'mon guys,

You're welcome anytime

@Topic: I'm still waiting to hear what Amaka has done wrongly to deserve all this vernom. You all keep telling me not to defend her but u dont answer my questions. . . And BTW i dont know Amaka personally, so i'm not defending her in any way, i just havent seen anything wrong in her actions and although i may be wrong, i'd like to be corrected with proof and not just words!

Hi, this is Lexi's colleague, and i think u are hot like fire lol

Wow! What a thread!!!

This was supposed to be a peace-making thread, not an all out boxing arena!

adiona:
pls all we need is one love guys, we need to love one anoda, it matters, @sefago am sorry dear i ain't gt that fraking attitude, k trust me, @edoyard well one man, hw do i gt to the gunners thread, i need clues k.thanx, accept this little gift from me, i love u all.

Gunners Thread: IN WENGER WE TRUST!

Lexi, if I see you come here to defend this miss thing, I will bitch-slap you and 22 teeth will fall of that big mouth Grin Angry

@SeekerBlood: You sure say no be your hand go fracture?

Rooney firing blanks as usual. . . always knew fergie shoulda left him on the bench!

I had to order skysports on my mobile cos i'm stranded at work and someone hid the remote to the damned tv here, but now i wish i didnt order this service cos i was hoping to see a contest and not a procession!

Very soon, rooney will score an own goal!

Someone put an end to this ass raping oh!!!
See them cheering Rooney like he's gonna make a difference!

Damn, united are getting ass raped by CSKA, 1-3 at home Damn!!

finemocha:
but isnt that what makes NL fun

I wonder oh!

Babasexy:
Easy going? (is there any hidden agenda?)

Waiting to be refined? I think you need to recommend the address of the best human refinery, she needs to enroll there sharp-sharp.

Looks like i'm missing something BIG TIME!!!

Why all the hot air about Amaka? Honestly, she's always come across [to me] as just trying to catch some fun oh, i've never seen her in a war of words with anyone, and yes, although we like to look for her trouble, she hasn't really responded in any outrightly rude manner. . . Abeg someone should educate me on this mass revolt

Whatever happened to "aiming for the top"?

tithe:
Hellooooo, u guys ar just wasting yr time, Amaka is my cousin i can only give her to a guy with the following qualities

1. You must be a virgin, never kissed, romanced or smooched.

2. You must ve graduated from yr primary education at least primary 6

3. U must ve a well paid just of atleast =N=5000(five thousand naira per month)

4. U must ve lost yr mother and father we don't like mother and father in-laws they ar trouble

If you know u ve all this qualites let me know asap

***DEATH***

Ebonyeyes:
Sounds good to me "Extends an olive branch"

Lol, nice one.

So no more fighting

Now let's concentrate on making NL more fun to be in!

tkb417:
i said it
u have been infected!

seek for help

My resistance is second to none, I cannot get infected by any virus oh

tkb417:
Amaka is a social retard

im afraid he/she has infected a lot of peeps on this blog with her asinine comments
wht can u do? read and ignore. na my formula be dt sha

I beg to disagree oh

Me thinks Amaka comes across as a fun loving, easy going, free spirited girl, who has tremendous talent waiting to be refined. . .

michelin89:
Oh my bad. That is what I noticed. You are more bearable, at least on my part.

Behind every positive change in a woman, there is a man!