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Well, yeah, she's gotto be mad!

studio43:
Living a fake life. Lol

Too much forming, when they're really nothing!

Even uju no fit shout again

Ebonyeyes:
I guess you need to go back to the drawing board with your "rhyming" cos its wickety wack

So you're still talking to the hand abi

Miss Ebon - yeye

Ebonyeyes:
Negros pleasehttps://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/msn/msn32.gif and lexi, 4 fat thumbs down for your rap skills https://www.thescubasite.com/smile/tongue/tongue0015.gif

I see u met my hand

Miss Ebon - yeye

P.S, its not rapping, its called rhyming

TheSeeker:
Lexi, na you dem send come meet my wife?

Who your wife?  Abeg no fall my hand ohhh Dude, abeg up your viva!
she pretend to be my friend
but i know thats a lie
she contemplate my end
i see it in her eyes

Ebon - yeye

9 times out of 10 when this sort of story happens in naija, jazz has been involved.

Her story has all the symptoms of jazzing them by herself, why?

1. She confronted her gf and when that one insulted her in public, she kept silent and never went back.
2. She reported him to his family and they did nothing about it either so she just decided to move on without him.
3. When he got ill, she didnt visit [I dont blame her for not visiting either], and that sort of gives u someone to point an accusing finger at.

A woman cannot just come and snatch your husband like that, maybe your boyfriend but certainly not your husband. They were not divorced and her husband was not married to her friend, so why did she just give everything up like that? Marriage is not that soft abeg.

Honestly, I think she did it [and justifiably so], but i also know i could be wrong.

What would u do if he was arrested and jailed for 10 yrs?? Wait or move on?

aisha2:
Dads are always better supporters in cases like this, The mums tend to worry more about what peeps will say and how many aso ebi have gone out. ANyway, you made the right decision, things will fall into place

u know what they say about girls tending to fall in love with men who look more like their dads

Radiant:
Oh no you didn't say that!

What? I was here thinking she was like 20 stone, from the way she was announcing that she is fat, i thot maybe the guy don tire. . . I didnt know it was a common 70kgs that average guys can sweep off their feet and carry up the stairs sef that he was complaining about.

Arrant nonesense

fatjulie:
i weigh 70, and 5.2 ft tall

At 5"2 i have to say it is not doing u any favours to weigh 70Kgs, but you are certainly not fat. Go and have a body mass test and if your body fat is below 20Kg, then it means most of your weight comes from body fluids, bones, and muscle. . .  I dont think your bf should get all upset with u because of that, sit him down and have a heart to heart chat and if he insists, ask him to go and eat shit.

@Radiant, your IM is not working, so send me an email whitelexi@yahoo.com and i'll give u the number. . .

fatjulie:
am sure am better than most of you judging me. am not God, he created me like this and he knows why,so stop judging me. i thought coming here will make me a little bit happy but it the opposite, no thanks to you guys, am sure all have problems and i wonder how you will feel if you share your problem and instead of advice, you got mocked. thanks

Hi fatjulie. . .  Perhaps u want to put up a recent pic of yourself, or even give some dimensions, how many stone or Kgs do u weigh? and how tall are u? etc. If u want us guys to give a fair assessment from your bfs point of view, then we need the details.

Different people have their own definition of fat as u may have read so far, but if we can have a mental picture of your case, we will be able to make more accurate judgement for u.

Radiant:
Whitelexi abeg o. . . it's too early to laugh so hard How u deh sef? Long time

This is not an issue of "love you for what or who you are". The girl said she wasn't this fat when they met She's being honest about the steady increase in FAT accumulation Dude, won't take that from her. Dude is being honest and actually loves her enough to tell her. Some would just get rid of her and still leave her fat and ugly


Stop looking for an excuse to be fat. Please loose the fat. It doesn't look good let alone sexy . .

I'm doing fine o jare. . . u just decided to abandon us here abi? Anyways, things are very good and i'm pleased, how r u doing?

u should keep in touch though.

chika98:
Black is deceiving! Have you seen that dude up close? His cheeks are busting outta his face.

So you've seen me up close abi? If u want some silly attention, just let me know, silly baumfaulk!

chika98:
Anything over size 32 is fat! LOL   Dude is fat and has a very nasty attitude.

It is your father that is fat and has a nasty attitude, go and suck some privates, Lousy Prick!

I know we've had our moments
of disagreement
cos i made some silly comments
which caused resentment

In the past i apologised
and got no forgiveness
but today's extra specialized
So i'm having confidence

Spikedcylinder to Nairaland Mods
is like ginger spice to Lamb chops
Smacks you in the proverbial right cheek
by giving the burst of flavour you desperately seek

So spikey here's my gift for you
a wonderful day full of love and joy for you
many happy returns in the months ahead for you
and may your hands reap only good stuff this yr for you

It gives the wrong impression when an adult pees in bed, where's your bladder control.

ronniq:
I laugh - if a nigerian girl tried it you will call her cheap - a white girl does it and your impressed and say its bold. right so you would be happy for your sister to do that if she saw 2 men sitting down IN A PUB O! and just randomly approach them, give me a break

Well, there u go. My point is that thats their way of life and its different from ours, so nobody should say a black man does foolish things to get them, they do the things we tend to see as foolish to get us!

Aloy~Emeka:
You are a racist and these people do not mop floors for white women. They mop floors in their own home. Anything wrong with that?

White people are generally curious about anything they dont know. I was once in a pub called JD Weatherspoon having drinks with 2 friends and we were speaking pidgen english. . .  Some oyibo babes sitting behind me just joined in for the sake of wanting to know how we could speak a language that had so many english words mixed with local parlance so easily and fluently. I was shocked at how easily my friends and i flowed with them. . .  They learnt some yoruba words there and then, and they use those words till today.

They are naturally eager to know, and they're quite bold to walk up to total strangers [of a different color] and blend in so well. Imagine how many black chicks can walk straight up to u in a public gathering and chat u up. . .

Bro, go and give thanks to the lord

Ebonyeyes:
I believe if a man doesnt look like tyrese with little to no fat content on him, he has no right to critisise a woman's weight.

Ani Lee:
hehe u gat a point dear

Pro-Feminists!

chasy16:
So true! the Geminis are liers, in fact they see no reason why they lie. They just find themselves lying and do not know why.

sex wise, i give it up for the scorpios, haven't tried the scorpio before? give it a try ladies! it will be be memorable thrill!

The biggest liars according to zodiac signs are still Aries the Goat, and Pisces the Fish. . . God! that fish can lie!!!

Ebonyeyes:
LEXI, YOU AINT EXACTLY TYRESE FIT YOURSELF

AT LEAST I SHOW MYSELF, U NKO? HOW WE GO KNOW SAY U NO BE ONE YOKOZUNA SEF??

chic2pimp:
ROFLMAOWPIMP

Na true naaaa, tomorrow she will meet someone she feels so much attraction for, dude will easily spot that this chick fancies him, dude will more than likely tag along and say the things she needs to hear until BAM!!! Belle wahala.
Na for that stage the true colors go start to dey flow


Then they come to NL to complain, my man cheated

Ujujoan:

dont be shocked dear, u should actually be relieved that u now know where all my hot blood has been coming from

crosstheshowboy:
@whitelexi, if you are a fire sign does it make you better than the air element? And, honestly, which character of your sign do you see in you? Uju, i see you've found yourself a supporter.

Dude, of all the stars, the fire star is the best - forget wind, water or land, they cant be as interesting as us. . .  Just imagine how it feels for 2 fire signs to fall in love? The fire turns into an inferno  You cant get that with any other star.
Being a fire star and a hunter again, i've got the best of both worlds. . .  plus, i see it in my daily activities

_{At least those of u that hate me can see its not my fault}

candylips:
aint joking o. but she might regret the decison sha

My thoughts exactly. . . Remember what they say about sticking with someone who loves u, or falling for someone who doesn't give a F.ck?

Tomorrow, the story will change to, "We love ourselves very much but he has been cheating since we had our first baby"

Lose the weight or vamoooooose!

chaircover:
@whitelexi. . . . . .she might log on to Nairaland while you are out making money, and get influenced by these naughty feminist ladies on here  

Seriously, I am sure you know that a pushover wife will bore you to death and that will be excuse number 1,002 to have an affair which will be conveniently blamed on the push over wife.

You are right. . . . its a mans world LOL

There's a difference between respecting your husband and deciding to not be a push over wife!  It may be a thin line, but it divides things. I firmly believe that there are strong decisions that only a man can make, and it includes decisions about the welfare of kids.
I wont be sending my kids to naija to school in boarding houses, i will return to naija with them, and when the time is right we will relocate to the UK, if u have a house here, it always helps.
You lot talk of a pushover wife, do u all really want a sissy husband that u can pushover at will Damn!

Ebonyeyes:
I see someone wants to marry a pushover. Goodluck with that.

Some of the terrible kids in society were brought up in disciplined homes so go figure .

So a woman who respects her man is now a push-over to u? Goodluck to the man u marry

chaircover:
@whitelexi what if your wife doesnt buy the idea of sending your kids to Nigeria?
But thats besides the point . . . . Many of us are doing a great job of bringing our kids up over here and we havent been imprisoned or the kid on the social services at risk register.

What you need to do is move out of Inner London once the kids start coming  

Who is the man of the house My wife will be very well brought up too, she'll know better than to challenge my authority.

Ebonyeyes:
Yes you will train your kids in 9ja but they will come here eventually and you will get men like you talking trash about how disrespectful, "independent" and loose your daughter is because she is in UK. Just like you and your cronies do on the regular.

When children are properly raised, it sticks with them. They wont end up in the wrong company.

Ebonyeyes:
@@Lexi

Lets pray you dont have a daughter because this same society that is cushioning you will be against her.

I will have many sons and many daughters, Amen! thank u

None of my kids will grow up here, lai lai. . .  They can be born here, but they must school in boarding houses in naija until they get to 16!!!

Even the Holy book of books says suffer little children to come unto me!  Well, that is totally impossible in the UK, if u try it, your neighbours will call social care to come and pay u a visit for child abuse