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Ebonyeyes:
Its twisted already

Sharp and twisted
like me pinning em down from tha elbow
get em mad running all tha way to Heathrow
Like chicks already marked in a deathrow, i know u're feeling me yo
but dont get carried away tho, i'm just smoking up some indo

Ujujoan:
Ajo mmadu

Ebonyeyes:
You and your twisted mind

I didnt have my specs on, but now i see clearly

Ujujoan:
errrm Alex, what does your sig mean

We're developing a brand new language for me and my friends here, that particular line means that "If u believe this crap, then u must be dumb, dumb"

rooney86:
ah, i see!

how come so many disgruntled chicks?

Hmmm, thats simple.

Accumulated Ranting: meaning they chose the same time to rant on NL - actually there was a minimum of 1.5yrs between the dating times but because one has come out to rant, others follow.

Ebonyeyes:
Your reputation precedes you

I've always been a lady's man, but hey, principles are principles. . .  Dont get it twisted aiight?

Ebonyeyes:
In this case it would be a nightmare. Im not getting raged into the age thing

For a moment i thought i saw raped there

rooney86:
whitelexi, i'm aware you are a confirmed cheater. so pls tell us

where you born that way or a crude bitch turned you like this

Principle no. 12: Always end one relationship before going into another, even if there's no cooling period.

Being constantly in demand by chicks doesn't strike me as being a confirmed cheat, get your facts right man. Just cos some disgruntled chicks feel they can come to NL and rant about how they got dumped does not change anything.

TheSeeker:
I think if Seun was charging a fee for posting on each thread, he'll be one of the world's richest men. That shows the level of addiction of all Nairalanders. I know one addictive NLander who used to post 80's daily

I think Seun should be paying me for the number of hits i generate on his site

Business acumen

chic2pimp:
If you are a good boy,then I am a virgin.

see as u just tell dem say u no be virgin

TheSeeker:
You're still smelling coffee? I think they're making lunch and I'm smelling it from inside the kitchen. . . . I'm waiting for them to finish the cooking then I'll be served, when I am served, I will be left with the option whether or not to eat; this means, I'm waiting on them to finish the partnership after which they will sample me I shall be glad to let you know the outcome

I always thought i was smelling the coffee, but now i think it must be tea and fufu flavoured biscuits, cos this one has gone beyond lunch. . .  Na tea time dem dey
I wouldn't wanna get served sha - make e no reach that level

Remember to give me the outcome. . . That is if u survive it sha

chic2pimp:
Na who dash you?

Na me dash myself

scaring oh, loffing oh - its all spice and sugar

Bust seriously, u nailed it there, cheaters are made when people cheat on them, they were not born that way.

patwhizkid:
Whatever lexi

I thought u were logging off NL for good??
Why are u still posting?

@Seeker: why do i sense a dangerous partnership brewing between uju and ebony??

Can u smell the coffee??

patwhizkid:
. . .now, dhiz is my last post! . .lemme log out, am not a NAIRALAND ADDICT.

Death by boredom!

Ujujoan:
I think they are made

Thats why i loff u

Ebonyeyes:
Will Smith and Jada. Will is about 6'4 and Jada is 5'1 they have been happily married for years now. If she truly has the qualities you love then stay with her.

That was a one off, how many more can u count?? Only Will sabi the kind muscle wey the girl take hold am sef

Ebonyeyes:
I aint saying his a golddigger but he aint messing with no broke broke

The guy fall my hand

platinumnk:
thanks lexi

anytime.

Ebonyeyes:
Good boy my foot

Teenager

Saw on wedding tv how some tall fine young ibo dude got married a short old chinko in America, wedding cost a total of $2m and her father was paying. . . My friend said, well thats understandable, u get a wife, your documents sorted, plus loads of cash, why shouldn't u marry her

That was last night, trust me, when u take the amount of stick i've taken on NL for being a good boy, you get unaddicted

I dont take NL seriously
my job is just too boring, less boring than NL

Ebonyeyes:
Teenager kini? I will not disclose my age but Im not a teenager. Your views on women are abit much as well

Its called constructive criticism

I love women, but i cant stand their tricks sometimes

TheSeeker:
^^^ Seriously, tell me, what can she possibly know about love when most older girls don't understand in entirety what love is about. At best, all she may have experienced is puppy love. If I'm correct, you can't know what you never experienced. I have always said it, girls in their teenage are loads of emotional trauma. I still wonder why most men go for them

Me thinks the same of lil miss ebonyeyes, her philosophy about guys is a bit overestimated

Lol at puppylove nice one there.

Done!

Just seeing your msg Plat, thanks for the heads up.
I'll see the donation website right away.

Ujujoan:
Now that's the talk I wanna hear

You know how we do

Ujujoan:
How deep is your pocket

Very long thing ohhh

Ujujoan:
Are you cheating on me?

Anyway, pple find demselves in positions where they could cheat if they are not careful. If I know my man dosent care who he sticks it into, what's to stop me from having that fling once in a while

U know i cant cheat on u naa

jay bee:
I am inlove with ma one and only ujujoan

You're in loff with who?

No let me jazz u ohhh

Ujujoan:
Once the guy am dating cheats on me, that's all the go ahead I need!

To do what? to cheat? So u want to correct a wrong with another wrong? it doesn't work that way oh, better find a better route to resolving the issue oh.

So if i cheat now u will start cheating too

Ebonyeyes:
I think Ladies are heteroromantics and wish that we had someone to love us as we will love them. Men tend to just think of sex and who they will put it in next

I see you're still fronting

Men tend to just think of work and how to make the money!!

Welcome aboard son, if there's anywhere to fix your boredom, then its nairaland

Go have a drink by the poolside at the Nicon Hilton in Maitama. . . There's an angle that has got a lovely view of the Abuja metropole, and young professionals from the banking and IT industries gather there for a laugh after work. I really dunno if it still buzzes there but it used to when i was there like 6yrs ago.