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I've had a few friends on NL, fall in luv with em. . .  No!  I loved em but when i met some in real life it was not good, there's always a catch. . .  Nothing beats meeting real life people and choosing one from a cluster. . .  Having done both, i can conclude in my experience that meeting people is just bliss!

@Poster, do not be fooled, anyone can describe themselves using the best chosen words, it makes more sense if they are physically beautiful to top it all. . .  However what truly matters is your true life perception of them

izeek:
me think say the strategy go work fine.

u mean i should keep going strong even when her value is at crash point?

Of course if she's of no value to u, then get off before u start making a loss

izeek:
Our portfolio manager ( mess analyst) has said it all.

initiate when its at its highest, and withdraw when the market won crash.

lexi, am i right!

If i interprete u correctly, then your babe or wife will leave u when u use that strategy on her

It sounds like engage her when she's burning and then leave her when she's high and dry

Look what u done started!
Take a look at me now!
Wait till i catch u, u will confess!!

izeek:
see open tripping for seeker oh!
guy your stock dey appreciate.
better sell to highest bidder before your market crash.
and trust me that will not favour u. ask lexi

It is always good to buy at the right price and exit just before the stock peaks out, that is called portfolio management. . . I no know anything else wey Mr. Izeek dey yarn ohhh

izeek:
whitey, well i guessed it had to be that,
all tanks to your reputation on NL.
MR CONTROVERSIAL.

That reputation has long changed my brother
Now its mr. doesnt give a flying f*ck!

izeek:
u sir, like the art of fooling people.

And u sir, are very very intelligent!!

u decoded it right on one stroke

I leave mine anywhere as long as its within 10mtrs of my PC, she uses it, goes through it and does whatever she likes with it but she'll never find a thing.

Bluetooth technology and the new Nokia software work beautifully. . .  I have a vault in the root directory of my PC, that directory is encrypted and only i know what the decryption key is. The bluetooth radios on both devices are constantly listening for signals and once a paired match is found, all texts, notes, emails, pictures, and videos are synched via a fast dedicated network stream and after that the application proceeds to delete all content on my phone so its always free to recieve more stuff sent to me.

In realtime, this process takes roughly 45secs if we're talking of 200MB worth of data and that is excellent. As long as this connection is paired, all new texts ring on the phone but go straight into my vault.

The girlfriend often hears my phone beep, but by the time she gets to it, clicks on messages and starts searching for texts, its vanished

Thankfully, she no dey NL, she simply hates social networking sites

April

The seeker and plat merely work together in the dispute resolution court, nothing more nothing less.

190 get a grip man, u dey fall my hand oh Plat is there to be chased like any other woman, why not free SeekerMayUWalk, and proceed with the chasing??

_{Dont make me bring my full carriability into this gbege ohhh!}

Ofido:
WHITELEXI, the tukor u are referring to,is it my man ifeanyi oruche?

No, this Tukur lived in lagos and his name was Henry Onyeka Ebugbelor. . .   He died after a car crash while avoiding a petrol tanker in Lagos, and because 4 different hospitals refused to treat him until they see a police report. The police were not gonna give a report until they had been sufficiently bribed. . . Naija is in chaos walahi

Ujujoan:


Scary right?

I fear so

TheSeeker:
You choose to eat certain foods and not to eat some; same goes with drinking, and as well as smoking. You choose to smoke and not to smoke, and because it's an addictive habit doesn't make it indecent. Do you want to tell me you're not addicted to doing certain things? Do we say, hitherto, that what those things are indecent?

Couldn't agree more

Hehehe, uju, your man is in for some serious behavioural levelling

Ujujoan:
Independenc day!

What's romantic about it

I'll be at work all day, but the bubbly will get home with me so we can cuddle up and see a movie

How about that?

TheSeeker:
So you think smoking is an 'indecent' behavior? I thought it was just a choice of habit, or habitual choice. Oh, well, it's in your opinion right?

I dont find it indecent, but many girls i know do

Ebonyeyes:
I didnt know this was a dating agency .

NL has all sorts, but u answer to this sort of posts so quickly that i'm now suspecting u

Decency depends on your point of view.
A decent girl can dress indecently, what does that make her?
A decent guy may drive a decent car and have a decent house and job, but have an indecent behaviour like smoking etc.

Bottomline is: Everyone has got a point of view, and everyone will have both decent and indecent attributes in everyone else's view!

_{Gosh, now i'm confusing myself sef}

Ebonyeyes:
Now what now?

Be more elaborate if you're answering to his rallying call

Thats right son, just stay away

Leave em to yap yap yap till they get tired

Dude, u should sign up to a gps mobile tracker and supply that idiots number, u'll have him in minutes, then u can bitch slap him unexpectedly before revealing your identity. Prick!

follypimpi:
Whitelexi Old dude droppin Proverbs

You know how we do

Dead or alive, u do not play with the lion

The poor old fool in love is about to bite off more than he can comfortably chew. . . This will surely make a very hard swallow!

;d ;d ;d

She was the best ever
She still is

If it didnt end 09/09/2009, what makes u think it will end 12/12/2012??

@Post: NO

kokoA:
Can you throw more light please? Thanks.

My 2nd post on this thread already threw more light to the first.  I think your brother has seen something u have not seen. You must stay away from that girl cos she is with your brother, but if he suspects she may not be perfect afterall, then he clearly feels she is pretending. If he's older than u, then u wont expect him to throw open the can of worms for u to understand, he will only give u bits and pieces out of it - which will not be sufficient for u to draw conclusions from.

Only a foolish man will have sugar in his mouth and spit it out for salt, if she's that perfect, then i dont see any reason why he would wanna look outside his relationship. 

When a man comes out dancing in the market square, his drummer cannot be far away. . .  A word is enough for the wise.

Ujujoan:
That's why I never say never when it comes to forgiving a cheat! Cos even the ones that try to 'blissify' it also cheat!

As usual, u earn my admiration with your truthful comments