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Wish u was in that water abi?

Ebonyeyes:
Your filthy mind

No be only filthy, pluto is even more filthy than earth

Ebonyeyes:
Hmmmmm whats in it for me?

The free meal should be enough, dont u think?

TheSeeker:
So who's going to be paying for the fried and jollof rice?

Only the finest ohhh, it has to taste just right

Ujujoan:
Hmmmn

I think Lexi will take care of that! What ya say hon?

Already on their way to MM international airport

Ebonyeyes:
Wrong

Mind your business lady, nosey people get it too

You know what?

Uju, I'm your man, dont let SeekerBlood come between us

Ebonyeyes wants u seeker

Happy Birthday Uju

Welcome back Ujujoan, nice to see u again

J-CzAr:
Whitelexi, nwa mama, warn your protege before she gets hit. . . I no fit shout abeg!

I didnt know i now have a protege, abeg ohhhh

@JayBlood, some nlBlood's still very watery, not thick at all, go easy on em bro

J-CzAr:
A good wife depends on what you mean by that expression. I will like to choose a wife that knows how to take care of her home and protect it.

An educated woman makes a good wife by all means, but it doesn't bring along the characters - but it makes some know how to act in public. Education is almost equal to public awareness of some facts that the illiterates don't know, and these notwithstanding, aren't criteria that can make a totally good wife.

If a wife doesn't know how to think intellectually, education may or may not enhance it. One thing I like more about most educated women is that they are opinionated. I clearly understand where you're coming from, poster. Some Nigerian women, not just the educated ones, but the ones who have managed to get out of the country always look down on their husbands; the trend is changing these days and they are beginning to know better.

However, an educated woman will do a man a lot of good. If you're man enough, you'll be able to handle her, and constantly sound it to her ears that two captains can't be in a ship if she's starting to boss you around without respect.

JayBlood, you've done it again But in the end, i couldn't have done any better, preach on bruv - i'm happy to do the practicing

THE AMAKA:
AND THIS MADE FRONT PAGE, AGAIN?

IM REALLY GETTING FED UP WITH THE MODS.
some of the stupidest threads every are making front page, why?
someone needs to be FIRED!

Like u dont know it was u, me and na2day that are at the heart of this one

I only get oppressed when she looks me straight in the eyes. Her eyes bring goose pimples outta my skin, and if i've been bad i confess straight away. I always try to avoid her eyes but i feel them boring into my head when i'm not looking, she's got the most magnificent eyes

fiance4lov:
Hello Ladies,
I am a eligible young bachelor looking for a committed lady for a serious relationship, if God wishes but hopefully it can lead to marriage. If you are interested in getting to know me, you can easily email me : fiance4love@yahoo.com, gosplelove@aol.com.

No let them discourage u with their bad mouth, God dey

Ujoan:
Sweetie, take am easy abeg! No let them provoke you oh!

all those aproko people wey thunder don fire finish?? How can they provoke me?

izeek:
if i was put in the know prior to the wedding, why not.
but if he held such vital info back from me, then i will not go ahead.

Since when did u become a woman

Sex change Op?

Ujoan:
NA wa oh!

Wetin dey wah oh?

You no see that oh-yes member [yeswecan] that evaporated from his house and condensed on the internet to contradict himself? 
First he accused me of being poor and insecure, then he contradicted himself again by saying i brag, i terrorize and bully people etc 
How do u handle people who go and get a new ID for the sake of singling out one person and stalking him 
And na dem dey quick go raise topic about stalking

_{Nonsense and ingredients}

I know it is over when i choose to end it.

izeek:
sorry but i was wondering if anyone knew what jack and jill went up the hill for,
seeing they where alone, and never came back with no water!

Yeah, so? You wanna go looking for them now?

Ebonyeyes:
Kpele o1 you are strong sha for still continuing to post in here.

No retreat, no surrender
Nairaland needs me as much as i need it
If not for nairaland, my daily work schedule's boredom will kill me prematurely!!
So if anyone wants me to stop posting, then they can take Nairaland.com off the bleeding internet

sexyLeamon:
who cares anyway I do what ever I damn well please people can assume whatever they want.

Yeah? Thats my philosophy

rokiatu:
not every female, am not among them.

Trust me, if we start talking here, like we are right now, then u're flirting with me right here

yeswecan:
Why bragging?
Dude you are a lowlife terror. Do you even think about those you terrorize? It is really funny just anyone can be on this thread.
You just supplied me with joke for the whole week.

Bruv or Sis, i no know which one u be, why una like to dey drink panadol on another person headache? I ask again, are u one of those that i've declined in the past? cos u're begining to sound like one. Free me and my terrorism, free me and my socializing, why not do your own or join the party insead of beefing. Baumfulk!

Ebonyeyes:
Now what have you done again lexi? You know they say there is no smoke without fire all these accusations are just too much.

I've seen tough times, times that would burn your ebony eye white and gold
The only smoke u see right here is haters who hate with no damned reason

yeswecan:
Dude you are poor and insecure, exactly how little people think cus if you were born with a silver spoon you wouldn’t put out such post. You like to intimidate a weaker or smaller person. It is surprising how you consider social class and status before choosing your friend, funny enough you are on the low side. Your picture tells so much (posing in front of a bridge) I guess you can send that home to your peers.

Dude you are still on the other side.

Thank u very much asshole

[size=1pt]seriously sounding like one of those i declined[/size]

J-CzAr:
Why is everyone female accused of flirting with guys on Nairaland? Is that true? OK! Gossip time! How many ladies have flirt with you? How many men have you flirt with?

Dude, i feel u, cant have a decent convo with the opposite sex now cos everyone thinks you've got a hidden agenda, not knowing that the truth is u just trying to discuss a relative matter.

Is it the reigning thing now? To moan out an ex's name during sex with another guy? Una no go kill me for NL

J-CzAr:
@Lexi, I'm always strapped, you know how it is

Just checking bruv, just checking

J-CzAr:
Who is accusing Amaka and Lexi of flirting each other? Wetin my eyes dey see so?

Na2day thinks i'm after the loff of his life Amaks So he's taken the wise precaution of warning me to steer off - of which i've gladly obliged

J-CzAr:
Lexi lexi lexi oh Lexi

Czar Czar Czar nwamama ohhhhhh

CzarBlood, sup bro?

Dude, i really dunno what you're getting at but i know one thing. . . I dont need u to warn me about nada, i watch my own back. And i dont have a grudge against anyone, many have beef with me and thats understandable, but i'm not gonna change my life cos of them, i really dont give a flying f*ck about what other people think as long as i'm enjoying my life without stopping them from doing same.

So dont worry your mind. . . This is my terrain, i love the edge and so i live within that ramification.

THE AMAKA:
and im not even that young.

Still doesnt change none