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i ve come to realise that boldness and confidence is the key factor in regards to Nigerian women and

girls who plays hard to get in general. by being bold u are communicating strength unlike some guys who ll

be lolligagging and pretending to be friends with them when in reality they are after one thing and one thing only

Straight out of the top drawer

Jazz

Naija babes sef. . . @Poster: is she from Edo?

When i'm not mad!

The girl has got u in her stronghold, so believe her and continue until u catch her red-handed! A guy answered her phone and u still need evidence Continue assuming u're in a relationship

Most girls wont call u if they dont give a damn. . . They value their mobile credit too much to waste it where they think there's no potential. On the other hand, if she or they like u, your phone batteries will die before 12noon daily after a full charge overnight. I had to buy an extra travel charger which is in my office drawer cos they call and call and call until your battery goes dead!

Never be too attached to a relationship, if things go wrong, its easy to dust yourself and move on.
If u sense she cheats, u should get some proof - things may not be what they seem sometimes. . .

follypimpi:
It's really sad i dont have head for Birthdays.

Dont even have one for names sef. . . I struggle to remember my relatives' names

jay bee:
I am def liking the drama even though the temperature is on the low side lately.
Where art thou agielove?

u didnt really expect her to return to this thread, did u?

@Post: Possibly

Yeah, stop calling. . . its all part of the drama, when she waits 10weeks and nothing from u, she will be the one chasing u around the place.

Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ,
"In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."
"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"
"What is your FIRST request '

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse. "
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days."
"What is your SECOND request "
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But I will still kill you tomorrow."
"What is your LAST request "
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, , alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, Looks him square in the eye and says,
Listen Very Carefully !!!!

FOR, THE, LAST, TIME,

I SAID ,


"BRING POSSE"

They are too many
One thing they have in common
Precision controlled thinking
Excellence is what they continuously strive for.

C2H5OH:
I don't think she ran. I think you are on at the wrong time. Everyone was present much earlier, but you showed up far later.

If you are truly the culprit, the girl has dragged you in the mud and defecated on your face. I think she cares a lot about you so she kind of held back on the name-dropping. But now that afefe has fe and we have seen the buttocks of the chicken, you are required to come out and defend yourself.

Girls will be girls, they fumble, they want out, u grant their wish, they wait for u to come begging for what u dont even understand in the first place, u ignore them, the drama starts turning against them, then they resort to back-stabbing at u, like following u around on a public forum looking for an opportunity to talk crap


I'll pop in and out from time to time, i'm at work and need to do a few things - u know how the banking industry is in the face of the credit crunch?

yicob:
Where is Tope2000? We did a great job. We disencrypted some of the characters before they appeared in the game.
@ Whitelexi, play it cool with babe jor, shes still coming to be slammed. No b Woman ?
@ Na2day, dont just claim any innocence, just leave a*id*op alone. . .or else I would report u to Nls.

@ all, let da game flow, more shots to be released, watch from afar as the game unfolds. Slot in Act 1, Scene 2.

As i expected, she don run. . .  Dont start what u know u cant finish, i have absolutely nothing to lose here. Next thing she will go and ask the Mods to lock the thread

yicob:
Welcome brov, you need clear yourself off this. U are a serious suspect o.

I think this was actually directed at me, so i'm the main culprit here. . . Yet again!

eleshin:
hmmmmm,but where is whitelexi and thoniaslim?.i think they are in the best position to uncover the culprit cos one of them is actually the *********(culprit or victim),logically it follows that aprilmay is either one of those victim or the new girl in the culprit captivity,she is an old member but opened new id just to express her feeling.then there was stelastoirs who may turn out to be agielove,but realy agie is nt stela and she is nt thonia cos we all know thonia was bruised in the heart by the supposed culprit.one thing i know is that,that guy is too loose,why must you tell everybody that u just 4k somebody,nt everybody love to hear that and obviously agie is one of them.guy i think you shud take a break frm nland cos guys are on the lookout if you open anoda username.

Point of correction. . . Thoniaslim bruised her own heart by dating a dude who tore her heart apart - That dude was not me.

Agielove:
I can see that u are smarter than ur friend, after all he did, he still had the effontry to post his rubbish on the same forum. . . .dumb guy!

I have always maintained that most of what i say is actually from experience, and although my cybercharacter is controversial and critical of naija babes, my true character is quite the direct opposite. Whatever i do on the forum is for the fun of it, but when a girl shows advanced interest in my true character - i might just give her a chance to impress me.

@Thread:

I have been targeted yet again by a disgruntled naija girl who fell out of favour because her flaws were unbearable, first it was thonia - who actually shot herself in the foot to make me jealous, but ended up getting a broken heart
Now it is Babycool who had her chance but tried to get all dramatic and lost it in the process. Why wont all these girls understand that i know your next move before u even take it, I grew up with 8 elder sisters, there is no trick in the market that i dont know so get a grip with your act!

@Babycool:

You know what u started, trust me, i can play this game damned well. I'll be the defendant, Nairaland'll be the jury
There's only one person who'll end up smiling at the end of the day and u know who it is. . . Registering a new ID and claiming to be your friend was the first wrong move.

Just want to let u know now. . . oh, u know what? Let's raise the stakes!
I'm introducing Sienna, his current Fiancee, and ThiefOfHearts into the picture. . . You wanted shit to hit the fan? it just did!

Dont even bother phoning me cos it wont work, let's end what u started!

_{Now Monitoring, still reading thread, but will respond accordingly to another assasination of my person}

Thanks B for bringing this to my attention.

Any girl that wants my number needs to impress me first. . . YIM - whitelexi - Weekends only! You never know

Which white man? She's right here doing me

Not even thinking anymore.

AmakaOne is the one!


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Elrazur, I'm waiting for u now oh, i no see u again, abi u run

amebo no1.:
if debo sees me , i bet you he will cum

Thats a very strong thing to say oh, are u saying u're too hot, or debo is too weak

tboy1:
cool . . . leavin work in a bit

Me too

ElRazur:
Oh please, I am on one of the fastest [besides virgin 50megs] in the UK! 18megs from Be. What is yours?

I think the lagg is down to Konami's stupidity.  I mean, people with 2megs can play shooting game with 16players without lagg what so ever. Blame Konami for the problem on Pro.

Kool, i'm on sky's premium 16MB. . .  Hopefully it will be smooth.

What can i say. . .  May the better man win!

ElRazur:
Dude I am waiting for you at home today! Your claim [clue in email] is something I would like to examine please. If I trash you, can you imagine the bragging rights on naira land? Awesome!

Whats your internet connection speed?  

amebo no1.:
is it your business you better put on mary amaka dress cos i dont want anybody to take sauron, whitelexi and pataki from me

im cumming with you too, wait let me add jaybee to my list

Now i know u want to bring terrorism into the ranks

ElRazur:
Can we talk about ps3?

Those of us playing pro evo, can we know what team some of us like to use etc?

I like Chelsea. There set up goes well with my style of playing.

On the other hand, do we have an uptodate ps3 coming to the event? I.e are the team up to date with third party patches that allows real names and kits?

I may be a gunner at heart but i use only chelsea on pro evo. . .  I use them to devastating effect so its looking even better playing u

amebo no1.:
PATAKI KI LO DE

get ready im cumming with you too

Ahhhh, first it was sauron, now pataki

This fight is looking even better

amebo no1.:
im cuming with sauron

Nice

I predict a fight on the day

Pataki Vs Sauron

Only. . . The fight will be over before it even starts

Where is Pataki