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Bolarge:
@Topic

So where're the recommended spots?

I think the carribeans, miami, california, or hawaii, or any nude beach where sex is a norm

pepperyboy:
i really want it to be special and unique. was thinking of putting the ring in icecream and letting her discover it but wat of if she swallows it and, or kneelin down in d midst of a large crowd, pls ladies and guys wats your take on this

Make sure she's using a straw!

If u cant dump him like everyone is sayiong, pls continue calling him. . . You never can tell why he is not calling back, perhaps things are still a bit rough for him, perhaps he hasn't settled into the system properly, many people get abroad and just move on cos friends and family are close but others have to start from scratch on their own and its not always easy. He could be well on his way to becoming a man that u will be proud of someday, it might be close so dont give up girl. . .

Dont just take what people say, be wise, and be patient.

Another crazy talk thread. . . Like OMG! I went to this gig and it was off da hook! I thought i was dead cos i could see angels! So like, i walked up to one and asked, God! am i dead cos i can see angels? and she was like wateva, and i was like wateva, and she was like wateva, and so i was like wateva, but at least we chatted!

It will surely get worse if it is done in public too

She's got all my passwords
She hardly checks anything online though, I also have all of her's but its just there. . .

I wonder when they'll learn

A British man and woman have each been jailed for two months in Dubai for committing adultery, according to reports.
Mother-of-two Sally Antia, 44, was detained last month after her husband reportedly tipped off police, accusing her of having an affair and claiming she was in a five-star hotel with her lover.

Mark Hawkins, 43, was also charged with adultery following a raid on the hotel and the pair were each jailed for two months by a court in the United Arab Emirates, reports said.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Adultery_couple_jailed_in_Dubai&in_article_id=677092&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=

Not talking to someone u are in a relationship with is childish - whether as a form of punishment or as a norm.

Dude, cut your share, bone

Ok, seriously, give your neighbour a hint and ask him to come home unexpectedly. . .  or u can send off a txt msg to signal when he needs to come home to see things for himself. If u keep quiet, the more u encourage that behaviour.

_Girls,   

Na lie, if we tell so many lies and treat them so badly, how come they cannot get enough of us.

Do anything u both feel like doing on the first date, delay is dangerous

hayoakins:

I'm from a polygamous family and we get on very well,

what percent of polygamous marriage are peaceful and successful?

If u take that up as a research work and your sample population is a world-thing, i bet u that peaceful polygamy would have more percentage oh. . . It is only when u decide to sample naija alone that afraid will catch me small

v3nom4eva:
@all. . . She's already been delivered and it's a BOY!!!It's obvious she STILL can't be pregnant AFTER three years. .

The thing is i had somefin to do wif her when i came back after a 3year stay abroad. . .But i'm having a feeling i'm NOT the father of the baby and she's using it as a trap. . Honestly, i've sat over this issue and given it some serious thought, i'd wanted to tell my gf but @ some point, i lost courage cuz she's the emotional type and you know how it iz. .

I knew there was something missing from that story

Part of this story is still missing

Abeg, before someone will see vision and claim i am olabukola, make una stop this play play oh

Lol @Tboy1 and Olabukola

Its impossible to know true love. . . I see people who say they love me today wanting my head minutes later

tboy1:
^^ poster wanted perfume for ladies  

Go and tell them u did not see me

I wear le bleau by issey - absolutely love it. Eternity used to do it for me, but thats changed now.

Never cried since i started showering myself, belonged to the Man-Chester-11 group in school where we used to chest the flogging punishments. Didnt cry when i lost family, Money, or even babes. Honestly, i dont think i'm capable of crying!

What is it with all these petty attacks?
All that talk was wrong, and was even confirmed by the moderators, so stop making a fool of yourself.

I will request this thread be locked cos i dont see the use

When u even tell the truth, they will take it that u r lying

Leave no stone unturned, investigate that certificate. . . Anything can be forged today - even currencies and visas!
If truly she's your birthday mate then good luck to u both, last couple i knew who were very similar [born same day and in same hospital], after they married, all hell got let loose, it didnt even last 2 months and it was over

"Not on the first date"

For where?

People do silly things that just puts u off, things u never knew they were capable of doing when u approached them . . . Things u cannot tolerate. When that happens i lose all interest, the rest doesnt need explaining, i just end it as nicely as possible.

There's nothing wrong with it. . . Its called being spontaeneous

For your first post, this has got to be an award winner

Your problem is a serious one sha if you're a naija man. . .  If you're oyinbo, u dont have any issue

The best solution is the natural one, some people pay for frills but u can get premium quality for free by just being overwhelmingly bravo oscar lima delta. . .  Turn it over and switch, then turn around and switch again. . . b4 u know whats up, u'll be stacking up them inches. . .

I feel you 100%. It's as though there is an unwritten law which says that guys must always do the calling, while babes do the answering.   This thing don cause wahala btw me and my babe tire. . . and its not fair. . .

You miss a scheduled call for whatever reason and they demand a 2 week long break

_{@Seun: I don tire with this copying and pasting of quotes! Make this site IE8 compliant pls!}

So, you 're in here whilst your house is on fire somewhere, huh!
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I guess this applies solely to the Unserious ones

Some fires dont need the fire service, just ignore them for long enough and they'll quench themselves

the sad part is that na u provide the credit wey dem de use run down ur battery

Bro, u know exactly what i'm talking about

@Topic: I actually met girls who never call, i also met those who call only when u dont call for a while, then i also met those who cant live 1hr without hearing your voice. . . I think its just u need some luck to land the good ones

Word of advice?

Just dont front!

_{Not sure u'll get a 2nd chance after that}

Miss my mum, my cousin Rabbi [the great teacher], my partners in crime Dr. Dee, Puffy, Shaggy, Benjamin becks, Benjamin Minches, Bobitos, and leximobile - cant wait for our brains to fuse one more time!
I miss fynewaka and kitaun, where u at? NL is dull without u in the mix!
I miss checho - best thing that happened to me. . .
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I miss checho right now