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ALSO HERE: http://abusidiqu.com/gov-akpabio-spends-n1-billion-to-commission-akwa-ibom-stadium-plots-to-have-stadium-named-after-him/

Gov Akpabio Spends N1Bn to Commission Akwa-Ibom Stadium, Plots to Have Edifice Named After Him:

Investigations has revealed that the fan fare that came with the commissioning of the new Akwa Ibom International Stadium by President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria, alongside the Presidents of Ghana and Ivory Coast, Gov Godswill Akpabio did not come so cheap.

The ceremony that came with the commissioning gulped N1 Billion from the coffers of the state treasury.

It is also gathered that the Governor, Godswill Akpabio has begun to hatch plot to get the stadium named after him so he will remain engraved in the hearts of Nigerians and the world, as long as the stadium remains in use.

According to our sources in the government, Akpabio has already pocketed the Speaker of the House of Assembly and his colleagues to pass a motion naming the Stadium ‘Godswill Akpabio International Stadium’, despite being named ‘Nest of Champions by Akpabio already. The motion for naming the Stadium was moved on 6th November 2014 and may sail through any moment.

Despite being celebrated, prominent indigenes have already began protesting against the governor for wasting close to N1 billion just to host the dignitaries that came, an amount they argued could have built schools as well as roads in the hinterlands. The Stadium though of international standard does not have swimming pool, indoor sporting hall, lawn tennis court and even practice courts as stadiums built with the amount of money he spent have.

SOURCE: http://brainnewsng.com/gov-akpabio-spends-n1bn-to-commission-akwa-ibom-stadium-plots-to-have-edifice-named-after-him/

Mrkuvuki:
Nokia no fit use broom na, or even umbrella

You see!

AFCON 2015: Where To Get Tickets For Wednesday’s Super Eagles Match In Uyo - Sports - Nairaland

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AFCON 2015: Where To Get Tickets For Wednesday’s Super Eagles Match In Uyo - Sports - Nairaland

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AFCON 2015: Where To Get Tickets For Wednesday’s Super Eagles Match In Uyo - Sports - Nairaland

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AFCON 2015: Where To Get Tickets For Wednesday’s Super Eagles Match In Uyo - Sports - Nairaland

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eunisam:
Wow i need ticket for vvvip.wanna seat near the governor jor.

Then go get it! In all the Commercial Banks in Akwa Ibom State.

This shows that NOKIA INC. is not sleeping like majority of Nigerian Politricians!

AFCON 2015: Where To Get Tickets For Wednesday’s Super Eagles Match In Uyo - Sports - Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/2002236/afcon-2015-where-get-tickets

AFCON 2015: Where To Get Tickets For Wednesday’s Super Eagles Match In Uyo - Sports - Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/2002236/afcon-2015-where-get-tickets

I wishes them Goodluck even as they play in my LOCAL GOVT AREA, UYO.

And Finally! Pray to God for Forgivenness about sleeping with someone's husband etc. You knows more than me! Ok

Where to get tickets for Wednesday’s Super Eagles match in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, between Nigeria Vs South Africa:


Tickets for the last qualifying match for the Super Eagles in Group A of the 2015 AFCON qualifiers are being sold at All Banks, All State Ministries, Local Government Headquarters and Major Eateries across the State. Tickets for the popular side will go for N500 while tickets for the VIP seats will be sold for N3000 each.



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She is not Lazarus but her story would shock you even more. In one of most amazing news of recent times, Ruby Graupera-Cassimiro, a Florida, United States 40-year-old mother, stopped breathing for 45 minutes after doctors tried to deliver her of a baby through cesarean section. She was practically dead.

According to techtimes.com, doctors performing the operation after trying unsuccessfully to bring her back to life, called on her family members to say their farewells. But just at that moment the unexpected happened – the blip of her heart beat began to show on a monitor. It is a miracle that continues to stun doctors.

“She went for almost an hour without a pulse and the resuscitation lasted almost three hours,” said Dr. Jordan Kanurr, the anesthesiologist who also led the resuscitation effort. “I’ve never seen anything like this. Neither have any of other anesthesiologists and other doctors I work with.”

The excited survivor, whose daughter was born healthy, says she is just savoring every new day.

“I remember feeling a force telling me ‘you’re not coming here, this is not your time. I was dead. My husband tells me, ‘you were gray. You were cold as ice, and you were dead. You had no colour in your lips’.

“To me this is humbling. The doctors call it a miracle and that they do not have an explanation,” she said.

Kanurr said the medical team realized something was wrong when Graupera-Cassimiro lost consciousness shortly after the birth. Resuscitation efforts began immediately and continued until doctors felt there was no hope left.

“Just before I did that, she began to have a rhythm. To keep it simple I believe this is truly a miracle. Her survival is a double miracle because she had no brain damage despite going for so long without a pulse,” he said.

Graupera-Cassimiro remembers nothing that happened after her daughter was born. But her 21-year-old niece, Crystal Santos, said family members gathered to say goodbye.

“They said they were going to have to call a time of death, that it had been almost 45 minutes and that they normally don’t go that long on a code,” Santos said. “My grandmother was crying and begging for God to take her instead.”

Moments later, a blip was heard on the heart monitor.

“There were at least 15 people in that room working on her and they all started crying. They told us they had never seen anything like that,” Santos said.

Although several weeks have passed, she said she still feels like she was watching herself in a video and that the entire experience seems unreal. After the near-death experience, time with her husband, seven-year-old son and infant daughter is even more precious, she said.

“Now we are just savoring the moments. Every day is a gift,” she said.

SOURCE: http://brainnewsng.com/photo-meet-the-woman-who-woke-up-from-the-dead/

Really?? Great news i must say

What are Nigerian Students turning into?

Governor Godswill Akpabio has announced the appointment of new Secretary to the Akwa Ibom State Government.

He is Engr. Nkereuwem Ekanem, immediate past Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Works, Uyo. He replaces Mr Udom Gabriel Emmanuel who resigned his appointment last month to contest for the Governorship position under the platform of PDP in the State.

Engr. Nkereuwem, who is a fellow of the Nigerian Society of Engineers and a holder of M.Sc. in Engineering from United Kingdom, hails from Nsit Ubium Local Government Area.

Governor Godswill Akpabio who announced the appointment Saturday at the St. John Chaplaincy at Government House, Uyo during the Government House Prayer meeting, said the new SSG would be sworn-in next week, saying there have been a series of promotions in the State as reflection of presence of God in all affairs of the State including the successful commissioning of life-touching projects.

He described the inauguration of Akwa Ibom State International Stadium, Uyo as spectacular and a sight to behold, and added that God was at work at the ceremony attended by three Presidents of West African States.

The Governor who condemned media reports that there was a stampede that led to death of two persons during the inauguration of the Stadium, described as uncalled for the editorial of a national newspaper for a probe of the incidence, saying there was no stampede at all.

Akpabio who took the first Bible reading from Exodus 14:10-16, commended the clergymen in the State for their prayers, which he said have been a source of inspiration for him.

In his homily, the Rev Dr. John Obot of Assemblies of God, Uyo who preached on the theme, God will make a way for you, said when God made promise, He would bring it to pass.

Dr. Obot who said God is always alive to make a way for His people, called on believers to pay the sacrifice of obeying leaders from God, stressing that there can never be two leaders at a given moment for a group of people.

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Godmother:
A little too late for regrets. He should just try to discipline himself so any more kids he has comes from Annie

I stand with/support you! Sweet madam!!

Superstar, 2face Idibia regrets having his seven kids from different mothers.

While speaking on his regrets at a press conference recently, the multi award winning artiste said; “I didn’t plan to have kids from different women. But it has happened and I’m just taking it the way it is. But if you ask me what I wish, I will say ah, I for like make all of dem (children) come from one person. Yes!”

He further revealed that if he wasn’t a musician, he would have been a footballer.

“You know like I said, me and music, it wasn’t a coincidence. So, I have never, never thought of doing anything else. But there was one point in time that I was really, really into football and na goal keeper I be dat time. So, I been dey think am say if music no work, I go just enter football just turn to goal keeper peacefully (Laughs).” He stated.

SOURCE: http://brainnewsng.com/i-wish-all-my-children-came-from-one-woman-2face-idibia/

Pastors work + Church is now a full time business especially in Nigeria now!

Thats Nigerian Politricks for you! Very soon you may start seeing it on Bread! lol

Wonders shall never end! God will save his children

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The University of Uyo has announced the schedule of events for the 19th and 20th Convocation Ceremony of the institution. The Senate of the University of Uyo wishes to announce to all graduands, parents, guardians and the general public, that the Nineteenth and Twentieth Convocation for the Conferment of Honorary Degrees, Higher Degrees, First Degrees, and the award of Diplomas, Certificates and Prizes to her 2010/2011 and 2011/2012 graduands will take place as follows:

University of Uyo 19th and 20th Convocation Ceremony – Schedule of Events:

1. Thursday, November 20, 2014
• 10.00am – Press Briefing by the Vice-Chancellor
• 12.00am – Inauguration of Projects
• 3.00pm – Convocation Lecture
Topic: To Heal A Fractured Nation: Some Thoughts on Education and Leadership.
Lecturer: Most Rev, Dr. Matthew Hassan Kukah, Bishop of Sokoto Catholic Diocese.
Venue: ELF Theatre, University of Uyo, Main Campus, Nwaniba Road, Uyo.
• 6.00pm – Convocation Play/Musical Entertainment and Refreshment
Venue: PTDF Auditorium (Y-Building) Main Campus, Nwaniba Road, Uyo.
2. Friday, November 21, 2014
Conferment of First Degrees, Award of Diplomas, Certificates and presentation of Academic Prizes.
• 10.00am – Guests should be seated at 9.30am
• Keynote Address: Nigeria’s Education in A Season of Economic and Moral Decay – The Way – Forward.
• Speaker: Mr. Udom Inoyo, Executive Director, Mobil Producing Nigeria Unlimited, Lagos.
• Venue: Convocation Arena, University of Uyo, Main Campus, Nwaniba Road, Uyo.
3. Saturday, November 22, 2014
Conferment of Honorary Degrees, Higher Degrees and Postgraduate Diploma.
• 10.00am – Guest should be seated at 9.30am
• Venue: Convocation Arena, Main Campus, University of Uyo, Nwaniba Road, Uyo.
• 1.30pm: Convocation Luncheon
• Venue: Multipurpose Hall, Main Campus, University of Uyo.

Information To Graduands
Granduands are expected to pay the following amounts as applicable to their categories for hiring of gowns; purchase of Order of Proceedings and scrolls at the UNIUYO Microfinance Bank, University of Uyo, Town Campus.

• 1. First Degree, Diploma and Certificate Graduands are to pay a total sum of Four Thousand Naira (N4,000.00) only.
2. Masters Degree and Postgraduate Diploma Graduands are to pay a total sum of Five Thousand Naira (N5,000.00) only.
• Graduands who are yet to pay the Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) Alumni Association Fee are requested to do so immediately.
• Academic gowns and invitation cards should not be collected by proxy. Each Graduand will collect an invitation card for his/her Guest from the relevant Faculty Officer/Secretary, Postgraduate School.
• Ph.D Graduands are to purchase their gowns at the cost of N40,000.00 (Forty Thousand Naira) only, and also pay the sum of N2,000.00 (Two Thousand Naira) only for the Order of Proceedings and scroll.
• The list of Graduands is available on the University website: www.uniuyo.edu.ng
Return of Academic Gowns
All hired academic gowns must be returned to the respective Faculty Officers and Secretary, Postgraduate School, not later than Monday, November 24, 2014. Each Graduand should obtain a Certificate of Clearance from the relevant Faculty Officer/Secretary, Postgraduate School. Graduands who fail to comply with this directive will have to pay a penalty of Two Hundred Naira (N200.00) only per day, until the gown is returned.
Press Accreditation
• Arrangements have been made by the Office of the Director of Information and Public Relations for the accreditation of members of the press, Photographers and Video Cameramen not later than Wednesday. November 19, 2014.
• Graduands should please note that only University accredited photographers and video cameramen will be admitted into the Convocation Arena.

• Forfurther enquiries, please call: +234(0)8146129875 +234(0)7017747407

The Italian returns to the San Siro for his second spell with the Nerazzurri after Walter Mazzarri was sacked on Friday morning:

Roberto Mancini has been named as the new coach of Inter, returning to the club for his second spell in charge.

The Nerazzurri sacked Walter Mazzarri on Friday after a poor start to the season and have brought the former Manchester City boss in to replace him.

Mancini, who won three consecutive Serie A titles as Inter boss between 2004 and 2008, has been confirmed as the new coach of the 2010 Champions League winners.

"F.C. Internazionale is pleased to announce that Roberto Mancini is the new first-team head coach. He will begin coaching duties on Saturday," a statement read on their official website.

Club president Erick Thohir has expressed his delight in appointing the 49-year-old, who has coached Manchester City and Galatasaray since leaving San Siro.

Thohir believes he is the right man to take them back to the pinnacle of Italian and European football.

"Our goal is to regain our rightful position as one of the very top clubs in Europe and that's why I am so happy to welcome back Roberto Mancini," he said.

"His track record both at Inter and elsewhere speaks for itself, and his international experience and hunger for success will drive the team to the next level."

Mancini won seven trophies in total in his first stint at San Siro, including two Coppe Italia.


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http://brainnewsng.com/the-irony-of-sponsorship-why-our-educational-sector-is-not-growing/

NON-EDUCATIONAL SHOWS:

Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).

Maltina Dance: N10 million.

MTN Project Fame: N7.5million and an SUV.

Etisalat’s Nigerian Idol: N5m and a multi-million naira contract.

Glo Naija Sings: N5million and an SUV.

Gulder ultimate search: N10m plus endorsements and an SUV.

BUT FOR EDUCATIONAL SHOWS:

COWBELL Mathematics competition: N100k

Lagos State Spelling Bee: N50k

School Scrabble: N25k.

Cool-FM Spelling Game: A goodie bag filled with Amila drink.

UNN BEST Graduating Student: 50k
And someone is asking and wondering why there is so much failure in WAEC and JAMB?

Soon, there will be a time parents will say, “Read your lyrics and make a hit song! Not read your books.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THIS?