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RomanceRe: Somebody Help!!!!!! This Girl's Body Odour Is Choking Me. How Do I Tell Her? by Wisedove(m): 3:04pm On Jun 09, 2022
The easiest way to go about this is for you to ask her in a friendly manner the cream she is using.

Her : white secret, Caro white or any other bleaching cream.... I am sure it's a bleaching cream.

You : i see! I thought as much too
Her : why sir?
You: the cream is a very bad cream, it gives it user an offensive odour. Formulate a story about one of your female friends who has a body odour from the cream. Then you use the opportunity to tell her what ever you need to tell her about her hygiene

Trust me, this method works alot.
CrimeRe: Trafficked Lady Cries Out After Being Trafficked To Oman. Photos And Video by Wisedove(m): 9:49am On May 21, 2022
richiemcgold:
4 girls from my neighborhood here (AKure) called yesterday that someone took them to sokoto and they were already on their way to Libya. They were crying on phone asking us to save them but there's nothing I could do since they don't even know the address of their location. These are girls between 13-15 years o.
Knew few of them that traveled same way around oke aro are.
The fact is, these girls knows exactly where they are going from the start they just pretend to be ignorant of the fact and act along.
CrimeRe: Inside Nigeria’s Deadly Money Ritualists: Human Parts Traded Like Commodities by Wisedove(m): 5:47am On May 21, 2022
Anytime you see/hear Ifa, ogun, Sango something as the name of juju man just know that it's probably a scam.
Bearing names the prefixes above and wearing those big native attires is what most con man is use to gain the interest of gullible people.
NYSCRe: Missing Corper Stephanie Se-Ember Terungwa Is Dead, Her Vital Parts Removed by Wisedove(m): 12:52am On Apr 28, 2022
[quote author=zumbigbo post=112333700][/quote]When you are done reading my write up the second time you can edit this.
Not in for vawulence today, i for don put am for your body wotowoto
NYSCRe: Missing Corper Stephanie Se-Ember Terungwa Is Dead, Her Vital Parts Removed by Wisedove(m): 12:50am On Apr 28, 2022
tonididdy:
Lad chill it pls.
In saner climes, most people are extremely nice. They can go as far as going against their will to make sure you are safe and comfortable.
But in Nigeria most people are wicked.
You said in a saner cline, Not Nigeria.

You wanna feel comfortable riding with a complete stranger? WTF. Guys don't do that and car owners don't pick guys too because guys will never stop cars randomly.

People should understand that this is Nigeria and they have to be security cautious.

Naija no be oyinbo land, people are desperate for money lately
NYSCRe: Missing Corper Stephanie Se-Ember Terungwa Is Dead, Her Vital Parts Removed by Wisedove(m): 11:49pm On Apr 27, 2022
It might not even be a case of runs gone wrong, but the rate at wish ladies and women stop random cars on highways for lift is just too alarming.
Like how could you stop random people on high way to give you a lift without knowing who they are.

I think this type of mentality (I deserve to be treated nice and have access to things for free) is what makes women vulnerable to things like this
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Friend Paid N400k To Secure A Job That Pays N50k Monthly by Wisedove(m): 5:30pm On Apr 21, 2022
Jmichael1:
POS BUSINESS
That's the only business i think is best for this economy now. How ever if it involves any other business that requires renting shops then that amount is just a waste because the probability of the business to fold up in the third year is very high
FoodRe: How Did You Survive Living Alone Without Cooking? by Wisedove(m): 4:16pm On Apr 21, 2022
OriOko88:
Thanks to my Ekiti female neighbor.. Na she dey always pound yam for me every two days.. We both live in a One bedroom flat bungalow and our flats face each other. She cooks and I supply gas and foodstuff sometimes.. But recently we've about taking it to d next level...cos she's started having effrontery to sleep on my three sitter to late hours.. In fact na tomorrow I don plan to give her close marking.. The babe gather boobs die
Comrade i dey envy you o. More pounded yam to your stomach grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Friend Paid N400k To Secure A Job That Pays N50k Monthly by Wisedove(m): 4:13pm On Apr 21, 2022
MartinsD12:
That's madness 400k you will invest in a business and make so much money what nonsense, I see you are joking, job of 50k that is not even assured the next month you might not finish one month sack might come, this is a total lie
What business is he going to start with 400k and yield profit?
Don't tell me they are numerous please, just name one here let us know.
Technology MarketRe: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by Wisedove(m): 5:31pm On Apr 14, 2022
acunon:
Now available!!!
Pictures of this please
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Hospitalized After Finding Another Man In Bed With His Girlfriend by Wisedove(m): 12:26pm On Apr 13, 2022
This is so serious. A young man was at my shop yesterday and out of frustration he was telling me he wants to go and arrest someone.
But boss, wetin happen na? The young man told me he rented an apartment for is girlfriend and furnished it before he traveled only for him to return (i don't know the months or years) and caught the said girl with another man in the house he rented and furnished with his money.

Me: Bros sorry ehn, you need to take am easy o..

Young man : easy you say? Yes of course I will be easy on her after I retrieve all my properties in that house, i will be going there right now with police and a truck to pack my things.
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by Wisedove(m): 12:24pm On Apr 13, 2022
Wisedove:
Do you know how old i am than you are?
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by Wisedove(m): 12:24pm On Apr 13, 2022
Do you know how old i am than you are?
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Clash With Ondo Amotekun Operatives For Arresting Their Cows by Wisedove(m): 10:01am On Apr 06, 2022
The said place is close to my house, the herd men called solder and they really assaulted this ametekuns, I think three of the ametekuns were chained and driven away by the soldiers.

It is just so sad that the eastern and the western Nigeria don't see that they have an enemy in common instead they are busy attacking themselves on here.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Else Notice This On Nairaland. Picture Attached by Wisedove(m): 5:05am On Apr 02, 2022
It is censored by the moderator to curtain the tribalism going on here.
That is the best way to go about it but I think all others abusive words used on here should have been censored too. Example includes, Afonja(though it is meaningful but it now being used on here when a south-westerner perpetrate an evil act), son the fallen demons, conehead, potopoto, yamleg.... Among others

It is very sad that the efforts of the moderators to reduce the tribalistic war on here is taken for another thing, please let us not be too quick to judge.

Peaceout
CrimeRe: Kenyan Thief Lies Comfortably On Street Light To Avoid Beating (Photo) by Wisedove(m): 5:25pm On Mar 31, 2022
Anybody that is knowledgeable in the art of photoshopping would know that this is a doctored picture.
It is a fuuny one though and I like the concept
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Wisedove(m): 3:55pm On Mar 29, 2022
qekng40:
Wow, okay. My contacts are boldly on my signature.
I sent you a message already on whatsapp
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Wisedove(m): 6:07pm On Mar 28, 2022
qekng40:
Tag her cool
She's not on this forum of course, I would have tag her.
I can link you guys up though. She was surprised when I sent her your pic .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Wisedove(m):
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Wisedove(m):
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Met Your Lookalike (doppelganger) And What Was Your Reaction? by Wisedove(m): 1:31pm On Mar 28, 2022
qekng40:
I haven't o cool


But you could check my Profile to see if we look alike! cool
I know someone that looks like you. From edo
RomanceRe: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by Wisedove(m): 5:07pm On Mar 19, 2022
All lawyers and spectators of this jury are against you, ur lawyers turned their back against you too.
As the chief judge of Nairaland, you're hereby subjected to appeasing this angel or serve a year barn or both.

I rise!!!!

Court!!!
CelebritiesRe: Isreal Dmw Brags With Davido Diamond Collections (video) by Wisedove(m): 8:42am On Mar 19, 2022
In as much is making his cool cash then he is doing well! He is becoming more relevant in DMW than others there but some people who don't get it are calling it ass locking.
I won't be surprised if this guy got an endorsement deal soon grin
PhonesRe: A Nairalander Lost His Phone Shop To Fire. by Wisedove(m): 9:33pm On Mar 14, 2022
This particular post is stinking. An account created just today is claiming to be a Nairaland and trying to solicit for help?
Old members on Nairaland are used to this type of scams because there are people that have used similar scam concept in the past, in fact with an old account too but most ended up to be fake!! And guess what most people have already sent them money before they were busted.

I am not saying the op is a scammer but he might not to far from scamming.
wait for old Nairalanders to get here, they will surely burst this because it is not new to them again
PoliticsRe: Fresh Video Evidence Of Bola Tinubu’s Cognitive Challenges Emerges - Reno Omokri by Wisedove(m): 9:46am On Feb 23, 2022
This video justify nothing. Only a fool can believe that the voice in background is real. Anyone can edit video at any given time to do such. Expect more of this in the coming days.
CrimeRe: How I Scammed A Scammer Of Fifty Thousand Naira #50,000 (50k). by Wisedove(m): 7:54am On Feb 10, 2022
You are nothing but a hardened scammer. That is exaltcty how scam work, promises of what that would not be given so victims can pay.
Op, you are the number thief(scammer) in this case y
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Sleeping Around?? Virginity Might Be Over Rated by Wisedove(m): 11:50am On Jan 21, 2022
You might have gotten it from your Virgin girlfriend but that doesn't mean she is sleeping around.
One thing I noticed about some of these Virgin girls is that they are not hygienic because they think they are not showing there privates to anyone thus bacteria do enter most of them.

If you ask them why they don't take care of themselves they will tell you that no body is looking at them or there is no body they are taking care of themselves for.
Most of these these church girls carries bacteria infections all around because they don't take care of themselves
CrimeRe: Moment Some Yahoo Boys Tried To Plus Two Ladies: Pics by Wisedove(m): 10:30pm On Jan 03, 2022
It is just a skit, there are two different videos that was joined together.
The first one where a guy is pulling the lady is probably a skit while the second part where a lady was stabbed and butchered is a real video that have being in circulation since the middle of last year.
Mind you the said lady was butchered by ladies too not boys
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need The Interpretation Of My Dreams, I'm Really Scared Right Now by Wisedove(m): 3:08pm On Dec 02, 2021
Znation:
thanks.. But is the dream really bad and should i need to worry?
I won't use the word worried because there is nothing to worry about. But i would rather say you should be at alert so that good luck, opportunity or what ought to be yours won't pass you by
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Need The Interpretation Of My Dreams, I'm Really Scared Right Now by Wisedove(m): 12:00pm On Dec 02, 2021
Okay hear we go. It could be that you're not putting in all your efforts or the required resources to achieve your target.
From the dream, the thing is readily accessible for you, but the vendor will take it back from you once he/she noticed that the resources (torn 10 naira) you're offering is useless. Until you go back and glue the torn money together before you can get your goods.

You might have been trying to achieve a particular goal for some time now and nothing to show for it. Kindly seat back, restrategize and go back into it this time fully prepared trust me you will laugh at last.

Note : The project might be coming in future date but whenever it comes put in all your affort.
The project here can be anything such as job, finding a partner, traveling, business opportunities etc
PhonesRe: How Can I Connect My Phone To My LG TV? by Wisedove(m): 4:47am On Oct 10, 2021
Eyanbahose:
how much is this miracast sef
I got mine 5k ealier this year
PhonesRe: How Can I Connect My Phone To My LG TV? by Wisedove(m): 11:36am On Oct 09, 2021
Pious101:
First, is it a smart TV ? If it is not I don't see d possiblity
It is very possible on all TV.. All you have to buy is miracast (check jumia or some offline stores). You will connect it cord to the TV HDMI port then connect to your phone through Wi-Fi.

You can search YouTube on how to use it after buying the miracast

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