₦airaland Forum

Zombie spotted

SEONaijaExpert:
I'm really impressed at the rate APC is campaigning non stop. They're more active and really showing that power belongs to the people.

Even as incumbent, APC is not expecting the win to come on a golden plate, they're working for it.

When you do proactive campaigns like this, back to back, what do you expect? A win definitely.

I pity gullible Nigerians. There is no PDP or APC, what we have are just politicians. They move with fluidity from one platform to the other that you can't even keep track who is now where.
Nigerians, especially the Yorubas should stop this blind attachment and fixation on a mere name. Instead, let's be changing them with each elections for them to know we don't care what party they call themselves, rather, all we want is good governance.

After carefully analyzing the issues, I have come to the conclusion all of this is Buhari's fault. If he had created an enabling environment, others would have been equally prosperous not to "think" you're rich. Even your elder siblings won't have low self esteem to be afraid of you and you won't be such a megalomaniac to even think someone is thinking so highly of you.
But as usual, I know Buhari will blame PDP for the 16years

Sheeple spotted

okeyfineboy:
Stop misleading the public. The card is not a heavenly subscription card. People who buy the card are mostly those who are sick (as in serious health issue, in which the person has seeked medical help/gone to the hospital but didn't get better) or have serious problems. When you subscribe, it will enable the Priest to call you on your phone and pray for you concerning the problems you're going through. And the truth is that it works. I know people it has worked for.

What even cracked me up is they still covered some digits on the pin of the sample shared here on nairaland... Like WTF, someone is going to steal the useless card

E no rhyme[quote author= post=74965885]Same question for the 5th time today?

Okay kiddo, Just ask your uncle , the skinny leg, BIG head one!
He washes our plates, so he should know![/quote]

The open chest outfit is sexxxxxyyyy

True Tue

ybalogs:
I sat with my friend in a well-known porridge shop in a neighbouring town of Venice (Italy), the city of lights and water.

As we enjoyed our porridge, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.

He called the waiter and placed his order saying,

‘Two cups of porridge, one here, one on the wall.’

We heard this strange order with interest and observed that he was served with one cup of porridge but he paid for two.

As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying

‘A Cup of porridge’.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of porridge, two on the table and one on the wall.

They had the two cups of porridge but paid for three and left.

This time also, the waiter did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, ‘A Cup of Porridge’.

It was something unique and perplexing for us.

We finished our porridge, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we had a chance to go to this porridge shop again.

While we were enjoying our porridge, a poorly dressed man entered.

As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, 'One cup of porridge from the wall'.

The waiter served porridge to this man with the customary respect and dignity.

The man had his porridge and left without paying.

We were amazed to watch all this, as the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin.

Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear.

The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town made our eyes well up in tears.

Ponder upon the need of what this man wanted...

He enters the porridge shop without having to lower his self-esteem…

he has no need to ask for a free cup of porridge…

without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of porridge to him.

He only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his porridge and left.

Probably the most beautiful wall you may ever see will be our wall of good deeds on the Day of Judgement.

This is what is Charity when you give from one hand & other hand does not know about it.

May the Almighty help us all to spend for the poor and the needy.
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Only you made a post, only you claimed FTC on your own post.
Yet, we will be asking why this country is the way it is. Mtcheew

24hoursreporter:
No matter how strong you think you are, you will always regret certain things after a breakup

It's normal for Yoruba people na, nothing new.
When you meet a Yoruba lady, she assesses your brothers and close friends, if they are not presentable, she will not date you.

Most dumb or dumbest... There is nothing like "most dumbest"

mohims:
You are the most dumbest person I have ever seen. Did you go to school at all? Olodo

He didn't take his life. He was murdered. And murderers are now using this tactics cos they know people like you believe once you hear the word 'suicide' you won't bother questioning or investigating. Rather, you start pontificating in your own self-sanctimonious righteousness

Agbotikuyor007:
i dont have prayer for somebody who take his/her life.

The guy did not kill himself, he was murdered.
Killers now use this tactics cos they know the gullibility level of Nigerians.

Because you are objective, I will take time to answer.
The individual I referred to as a 'zombie' has a notorious reputation on nairaland for sniffing out anything that sounds like an indictment on his principal (president buhari) and countering it with responses such as what he posted. He knows what I'm saying, you may not.

darkelf:
Sorry, I don't mean to insult you bro but what exactly is wrong with what he said? Is he wrong? Can't you criticize without calling names? Has hatred for one another reduced we Nigerians to this extent?

Zombie spotted

IjebuWarrior:
Foolish Nigerians everywhere... Blaming their Gov't at every opportunity like they aren't the ones that voted them in. Just see them all again adulating Buhari and Atiku all over the place.

FOOLS !!!

Isn't Necessity the mother of inventions?

Why can't we proffer a solution to our problem? Why can't we come up with an improvisation? Why can't we... ? Damn it, I'm pissed. I hate being a black man sef.

Chai! See pain

abdulazeez1002:
Criminals are Happy

E pain this zombie

NextBuhari:
" I WILL SELL NNPC" Boom! Atiku secures US visa. America doesn't care if Nigeria goes into extinction.

Zombie spotted

Ijebulogic:
This is what Nigeria has become? Even our candidate is excited to land USA

It is from this post, I'll know the wise zombies from the foolish ones.
A wise zombie will stay off this thread.

This zombie is now typing incoherently... Sarrki's friends, please I beg you guys to go and be with him in this great moment of depression, we no wan hear say person commit suicide o!

sarrki:


Wailers are running mad

More painment

seanfer:
Please come back and talk to me when you have Photos Atiku Snapped in Washington.... Until then Keep Wailing

Attention seekers

Oh shut up with this "someone's future wife crap" marriage obsessed fanatics

Haymaykar:
See someone future wife here ohhhh

Zombie spotted

TheGreenLand:
To every fools and idiots saying trash about the President here.
This is for you n ur people.una no go die beta

Zombie spotted

NOC1:
What does our constitution say about a sitting Governor?
Since the matter is in court and the house of Assembly is investigating it as well, it is also left for an individual or group of people to write to the AGF. Then the presidency have been summoned for legal actions as enshrined in the constitution.
The president have no powers to remove or arrest a governor. Infact no organ of the Government have the power to do that.

They can get married, I don't care, it has nothing to do with me.

They made the marriage private, they don't have to show us pictures. The pictures should be private too. What exactly are we supposed to do with the pictures?

Zombie spotted

Mahsums:
U mean Buhari pikin?
Ipob

There is no karma nothing. Karma is a bhudist doctrine. I don't subscribe to it. Same way, the practictioners of bhudism don't subscribe to Islamic or Christian or eckist doctrines.
People erroneously think karma is one universal thing.

lonelydora:
Sleeping with someone's wife is a loan repayable someday in whatever form Karma chooses.

Only you made a post only you greedily took advantage of that to be FTC on your own post.
You see why we are where we are today in this country?

24hoursreporter:
How you handle a breakup can either make or mar you! The choice is yours.

Zombie spotted

deomelo:
lmao @ a bunch of ipobs entertaining themselves with their usual hate mongering, bitterness, bigotry and tribalism.

Hatred and bitterness neva let you progress..

There's a reason why you ipobs are at the bottom of everything in Nigeria