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Stop being ignorant. Anyone can suffer a heart attack. A 40year old still doing active sports is one of the most healthy people around

toffyz:
This man should just retire na, if I'm not mistaken this guy has been playing since the time of Raul, Carlos, Ronaldo, and even zidane....He should be over 40 years by now.


He's one of the most decorated goalkeepers of all time.


He's a living legend.

You have done more than enough IKER! Now its time to hang the glove!

Best comment I've read in a while... If a fraction of Nigerians think this way, this country would have been far better than it currently is... Maximum respect.

delugajackson:
Other countries have advanced in science and technology, making ground breaking discoveries, artificial intelligence is getting better each day, health of citizens have tremendously improved through the application of technology, thereby saving millions of lives daily. Others have taken it upon themselves to clamour for change, protesting against the ineffeciency of their leaders.

Others even started a revolution that ended the reign of dictators, power-drunk fascists and mass-murderers, but what Nigerians concern themselves about is which old man's wrinkled balls a 19year old internet-wh.ore chose to suck. Take a moment and check your account balance and then ask yourself if there's any single reason you should give a fvck about something that doesn't add a single kobo to your bank account.

Stupid story

They can use any calculations they want. I don't care.

...keep to their not there

Samuel940olodo:
May God bless this Company.
I love companies that keep to there words congratulations success see as you dey happy

I don't care, it has nothing to do with me

A family leech spotted

DAramis:
Your opinion is really biased. It is good to help but must be at a limit. Most times, it is even better to empty your account if the case is extreme.

Like my father once said, it makes no sense that you have money on your account while the family goes hungry.

Some people will never bring out money to help someone but once such person dies, the will bring enough money for his or her burial. May God never allow us to have such people in our lives

Who is she? What is her story?

The otobolizer himself!

He said "look at the snake we killed"...he is blind, others killed the snake.
People asking how a blind man killed snake, can't you guys read?

yen yen yen... Obsession with marriage is why we are still where we are in this part of the world.
You will hardly see articles about how young people can attain financial freedom or at least survive in the face of daunting and grim economic realities.
No! It's articles goading them into marriage and reproduction to swell the already bloated and unkempt population.
Sometimes I truly wonder if this part of the world isn't cursed afterall

By default, most yoruba married women sleep around. It's axiomatic.

Soon, you will hear Abba Yusuf marries little girl who fasted for him.
And bigots will come here and defend how that isn't paedophilia.
I spit on parents who use their hands to offer their little kids to these public figures.
R. Kelly comes to mind.
Na so e dey start

It's time for honesty:
Are you a cultist?
Did you submit genuine ssce results at the point of entry?
Where you involved in any criminal activities, fraud, etc on and off campus?
Where you involved in examination malpractice like impersonation?
Lastly, are you aware that the term 'rustication' is the penalty for these classes of offences?
Now if you claim not to have registered for a session, are you aware that automatically means you voluntarily dropped out of school?
If this was the case, then your only hope is to appeal officially and unofficially, that is, if you know anyone higher up the school hierarchy that can plead your case.
Going to court will only worsen your case cos it is clearly stated in university guidelines that failure to register for a session amounts to automatic withdrawal

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And he had to release a full press statement to publicize his donation.
He is being defensive after being lambasted for wasting valuable resources on a teenage girl.
5m is peanuts compared to what he has lavished on the little girl, and the value shrinks even further when publicized in this manner.

I pray for this spirit of courage and fast judgement in time of crisis

This ogboni man?

Beverly Naya is beautiful.
I know on nairaland there's alot of name-calling and body-shaming of female TV personalities.
I just feel those who do that are either being sarcastic or just plain sad people..

OP do you know what an Air Chief Marshal is? You're talking 4-Star General here.
The only person currently holding the equivalent of the Air Chief Marshal rank across the three services in Nigeria is Abayomi Olonishakin (Chief of Defence Staff).
Please correct this error o!

We know that's what LMAO means

tundetr:
LMAO_ laughing my ass out

Let's reason together:
1. We know for a fact, the core north can only turn out en masse to vote for a core northern candidate.
2. We also know that the two major political parties know this and neither wants to be in a disadvantaged position by fielding a southerner.
3. We also agree that before any other consideration, the primary focus of the major political parties is to clinch power.
3. With the gains made by PDP in the gubernatorial elections in the core north and Atiku's strong showing in the last elections, he and PDP may feel the presidency is within touching distance in 2023.
4. PDP will tell you their last president was a southerner (Jonathan), so, per their own zoning arrangements, it is the North's turn.
5. APC clearly won't want to lose power, hence will have no choice but to match PDP strength for strength by also fielding a northerner. (most likely also from the northeast).
6. Lastly, do you sincerely see Buhari going about campaigning for a southerner to succeed him? Like seriously, do you see him raising a southerner's hand up in a Kano presidential rally?

By listing all the things she did, she made it sound like being faithful was a luxury she ordinarily could not afford.

At the last Exxonmobil recruitment advertorial, there was no single mention of age.
If you are qualified for a role, you apply.
Now, this is an American company that recognizes inclusion of the "age" criteria amounts to discrimination - same category with racial, religious discriminations.
Nigeria needs to move beyond this meaningless practice.
I see people here on nairaland try to 'age-shame' people, its pathetic, age is nothing.

Fake story. Bode Thomas died from complications from acute malaria. In those days, we didn't have fast acting effective athemeter and lumefantrine anti malaria drugs.
So, symptoms of malaria are misconstrued to be spiritual attacks.
Africans, grow up!

This is the result when a society places so much premium on marriage and giving birth.
As a result, children are brought into the world without any provision for their care, they then grow up to become hoodlums unleashing sorrows everywhere....

When a person dies after a protracted illness, loved ones and friends usually come to terms with the reality a bit easily... But when life is snatched in this manner, it makes it much harder to process.
My thoughts and prayers are with his loved ones at this trying moments.

In the south, there's a lot of decadence. Sex is regarded as nothing. Modesty is scoffed at. Cheating spouses isn't such a big deal anymore.
Kids are given alcohol to drink by their parents, worn skimpy outfits, if you talk, you're insulted and even called a paedophile for daring to say a kid should be properly clothed.
The kids grow up loose, they grew up in an atmosphere saturated by sex, it's natural they follow suit.

Now you all know where the money she's been spending comes from.

The man is 85, the woman 80.
Which kind 103, 100.
And they've been married for 60years.
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Let's cut the embellishments