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Nigerians are obsessed with marriage. It is the only thing they live for. I once asked a group of primary school kids what they want to be in future and one told me she wants to be married

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osinbanjoisaliar:
My broda na d stori be dat. One of dem boy Boyz first dey use style lie say osinbajo declaration na part of Tinubu plan. D boy neva check him email before him talk dat one. Like say akintola and awolowo dey play dat year too. Na so d boy open him email. Wetin him see shock am die. Now d boy dey say him go deal with me if I follow am talk for nairaland again. I don free am. Man no get time to dey form beef and chicken

Helinues, Seunmsg and co are waiting for official instructions on what to "think" about the whole Osinbajo's declaration. They can't think for themselves na

osinbanjoisaliar:
Helinues you don hear news. Straight from horse mouth, d news don break O! I tell you say make you check your email. You dey form ostrich.

For emphasis: NOTHING CAN INCREASE THE SIZE OF THE PENIS.
Stop wasting money patronizing charlatans who tell you they have "products".

I swear! I rather masturbate than do okpo. If I no toast babe make we vibe together, forget it!

LIVINGICON:
Nobi correct life at all. Na bullshit life. You go dey bang woman wey go dey give you instructions on where to touch, asking you whether you don cum, pussy go dry like desert, no natural vagina lubrications. The sex becomes too mechanical. You cum and you are like wtf!!. No joy at all. Your life is at risk.

Na lie joor. You had sex with him or still having sex with him. The truth is humans are not designed to be with one sexual partner (both males and females). Let's stop the hypocrisy

Oh you didn't know he was already a police officer before being appointed EFCC chairman? I think the law setting up the EFCC states only police officers from a certain rank upwards can be appointed chairman

Rastaramsey:
Omo
This man still go join Police upon the money wey he steal those years for efcc

The Nigerian system is bleeped

As long as you are a northern and you are part of Buhari's cabal, you can get away with almost everything...

Slawomiir is back. You can now drop this format and create your own unique style.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram CONGRATS to u MAN!


All d BEST MAN!



On that WEEDING day, make Una arrange better RAW WEED for niggaz like us wey go JAZZ in..


No 4get to arrange better HOT GIN to use PRESS TINZ down!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Shut up!

Iyaebe:
Just take your mind off the unfortunate incident and go ahead with your marriage plans, this is the time you should prove your love for her.Please do the needful and inform us of your wedding day, God bless you

Nobody votes then in, they put themselves there. All they do is get some lowlifes like seunmsg, , leodeking, freestuffng, etc to go about shouting at the top of their voices to confer some sort of legitimacy to the heist for the benefit of the international community

donaldking10:
and they still want to further the mistake by voting in Tinibu the ex drug baron.

See someone that is fasting... You may have had iftar, it doesn't mean Ramadan has ended for the day. The entire month is a holy month where you purify yourself and abstain from everything unwholesome including hate - not just in speech (as you're currently doing on nairaland) but also in your heart. If you cannot do that, then Allah SWT says he has no need of you foregoing your food and water.

Mooh247:
How low it has gotten ... Now Ibo girl claiming North just to escape the scolding we give Ibos on here

Abdulsalam was right give that mkpuru Mniri region ₦50,000 and they can sell their children add extra ₦20,000 and they add their wife or husband for a discount


.

You spoke my mind

Hamzashaf99:
Garri with ice cold water.

tmsa abi tpia, two wrongs don't make a right. You shouldn't have called him out on another site

tpia:
In case you're not following or comprehending my posts, do not lift my personal photos without my permission.

Bringing them to nairaland is for what reason?

Ibrahim, you can't even bring yourself to blame the present government for all you can see clearly happening because the president is from your tribe and/or religion.

HeeBraHim2:
You have said it all.. The same people that PDP government leave without education are now the problem of the country.

See what ignorant can do... Many of them doesn't know what they are doing can land them into jail.

Congratulations bro

Hahahhahahahahaa delusional [quote author= post=111472095]Nice one,
Charles is following the footsteps of our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
A man he respects, appreciate and love all his life.
You will never ever hear Charles says anything negative about his President.
He adores him to the moon and back, unlike some cannibalistic children of hate, frustrations and perdition.
Uncultured swines dem.

God bless Anambra State.
God bless Charles Soludo.
God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless all good Honest and hardworking Anambrans and Nigerians as a whole.

God bless Nigeria.
We Rise. [/quote]

Fellow Nigerians, a few moments ago, I met with President Muhammadu Buhari. I informed him that I wanted to succeed him as the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Though it is not my life-long ambition, it has become imperative that to rescue Nigeria, we need someone to build on the achievements of President Buhari. I have looked around; I do not see anyone better suited to carry on that solemn assignment than my humble self.
As a great father of the nation, which Buhari is, he wished me well.
I took this bold step after a wide-ranging consultation with Nigerians of various ethnic, religious, and economic hues. I listened to market women and men, I sat down with the young and old, I heard from students and intellectuals, I broke bread with the unemployed and the underemployed, I accepted the counsel of traditional rulers and kingmakers across Nigeria, and more importantly, I weighed in the opinion of my wife and children. All the signals that I got were positive. Go PYO.
Unlike all those who want to rule you as their subjects, I offer myself to serve our great country, Nigeria, with utmost humility. Growing up in Lagos, I did not know that I would be where I am today – one heartbeat away from the presidency of this great country. Having been here, having seen all parts of Nigeria from a close range, having worked beside a great but humble leader, President Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, for almost seven years now, having interacted with leaders at federal, state, and local government levels, I have a burning desire in me to continue with Buhari’s master-plan for Nigeria.
The masterplan may not be clear to some of you, my compatriots, but there is a masterplan coming together. The worldwide economic downturn, COVID-19 pandemic, and decades of lack of investments in Nigerian infrastructure may have blurred what President Buhari has achieved. But trust me, he has taken Nigeria to a new height. Though you may not feel it, you may not honestly say that you are better off today than you were in 2015, but believe me, in things that matter most, values and sincere leadership, our country is in a better place.
My fellow Nigerians, trust me when I say that no matter how dark it looks, we are on the right path. The temporary disruptions that we see today, the blurriness caused by the dust in the air should not blind us to the long time gains of our investments of this day. I share in your pains of this day of cultivation. Inshallah, we shall all smile soon as harvest time comes.
The Nigeria of 2015 was an active erosion site, swallowing homes, roads, and farmlands. What we have done is to channel the floodwater away from the site. Though the gullies are still collapsing and expanding at some places, fundamentally, we have plucked the remote causes. I seek the presidency to begin the next level of the project, which is to fill up the gullies, recover our once lost land and begin reconstruction. In my time as president, you will see mansions rising in our fatherland once overrun by ugly gullies.
I have looked around the field of those aspiring to be president. Though they may be honorable men and women in their own right, none of them has what it takes to complete the job that President Buhari started. This is not the time to bring in people who were not there when the corpse was buried and have them start digging from the legs.
Those of you who watched with amazement what I accomplished in those few days that President Buhari handed power to me can attest that if I get only four years to be the steward of this great nation, I will turn Nigeria into what Ronald Reagan called “a shining city on a hill.”

As we know, some people are born corrupt. Some people have corruption swimming all around them. I am clothed in a bright gown of integrity. Integrity is modest, integrity is humble and integrity never fails to accomplish and excel. I never have and will never steal from the Nigerian people. Those who steal are greedy. Period. They never change. Please do not believe them when they say they are born-again.
I am vast in the rudiments of nation-building and sustainable economic growth. When I come into my own as president, that skill set will make all the difference. It helps that more than all the pretenders in the political arena, I am hardworking, I am committed to my stated goals and I am determined to rise above all my enemies and my competitors. My vision for Nigeria is clear and simple. I want Nigeria that is great but just, prosperous but fair and progressive but united. Justice, fairness and unity are very close to my heart.
I have never cheated to be where I am in life. We are where we are as a nation because we have allowed some people to cheat and steal their ways to what we call success. I made myself what I am today by converting challenges into opportunities. That is the philosophy that I will bring to my presidency. I will deploy this philosophy to lure back our compatriots who have lost faith in the Nigerian project. They will give Nigeria a second chance when they see my sincerity of purpose.
I understand the internal factors dragging down the economy of Nigeria. I have the foreign and nationwide connections that I need to speed up the economic renaissance of our nation. When it comes to security concerns, I will take decisive actions to quell the lingering security problems across Nigeria. As someone close to the beaming youth of this nation, I know how to inspire them to deploy their restless energy into productive ventures. I have done it on tiny scales in line with my limited portfolio as vice president. As president, I will multiply my effort by 100 million folds.
Those who know me well will tell you that I am like water. I have no enemy. I will carry every part of the country along in the journey of Nigeria’s emancipation. Yes, that is what PYO stands for – total and final emancipation of Nigeria. We are all children of God, and the God that I serve does not discriminate. I firmly believe that what is good for my children must be extended to the children of the lowest citizen of our country.
I believe now is the time to reverse this current system where we leave a great majority of our people to wait for crumbs to trickle down to them from the table of the rich and mighty. When I am president, I will ensure that the least amongst us have the first choice before the mighty. Having run “TraderMoni” and school feeding program, having worked with young entrepreneurs starting a business, I know the potential in them. I will not let that potential go to waste anymore.
I know what most of you are waiting to hear. What about my great friend and benefactor, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (aka BAT)? As you all know, I have tremendous respect for Asiwaju, Jagaban Borgu. But in matters of the fate of 200 million Nigerians, we cannot afford to let emotions rule us. The situation of Nigeria today is so critical. We need a healthy, vibrant, and untainted leader to handle the situation, now that we still can.
The same goes for other aspirants from all the other political parties. We have no room to play around anymore. We have no space for people who will learn on the job. We have no patience for those carrying a truckload of toxic baggage. The urgency of our situation is palpable.
For this and other reasons, I offer myself to serve our great nation by declaring my interest in running for president. It will be the greatest honor of my life to serve you all.
May God bless you all. And may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Source
https://saharareporters.com/2022/03/28/vice-president-osinbajo%E2%80%99s-presidential-declaration-speech-rudolf-ogoo-okonkwo

Best comment! One day, woke folks will tell you it is a crime to breathe, that it offends their sensibilities

ETHICALLYrlght:
It's the way these woke libtards interpret very clearly spoken words to mean the most bizzare things that makes me fear for the future.

Alopecia is simply baldness. Pep Guardiola, Zidane, Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson, Rooney etc are bald. Many girls that use hair extension lose their hair when they get rid of the extension. Boys that also carve their hair frequently suffer alopecia, especially, if genetics does not favour them. As long as I know Mrs Smith she's mostly had short hair and it appeared to be her fashion statement. Her daughter, Willow, has many short hair images saved in the public gallery too.

It was a clear GI Joe joke and the character is a powerful and charismatic female . It had nothing to do with a disease.

If you think that joke in any way mocks a health condition then comedy shows should be prohibited because it means when a comedian makes a joke about someone farting, every listener with gastrointestinal disorder should assault the comedian or every chubby girl with an eating disorder should assault a comedian who makes jokes about a glutton. Make a joke about a snoring husband and get slapped by men with sleeping disorder. My examples are even incomparable because alopecia isn't even a sickness.

The "health condition" claim shows that the world is becoming more stupid. Alopecia is not cancer. It doesn't reduce a person's quality of life in anyway. More like a fashion defect but the way they're all over it one would think it's like stage 4 renal failure.

The reason he reacted that way was most likely because his promiscuous wife thinks so highly of herself and believes she shouldn't be the subject of a joke. Medical condition talk no be am at all.
Trump has been repeatedly trolled as "Orange Man" by these same people. Let's find a name for a medical condition that makes people orange and throw everyone to prison for ableism.

Yes it has.

LeoDeKing:
So how has Tinubu's endorsement deprived anyone of his/her franchise?

Lets dissect it: by default, this is the normal shape of an average south african female.
Also, by default, this is the normal dressing for an average modern day pentecostal christian.

In southern Nigeria, this is the norm. The "decent" ones dress this way while the indecent ones no longer even wear bras.

Fake story.
The fantasy of every male employee is to get in-between the legs of the female boss.. Especially in this part of the world. The male gender is a conquistador by default, a high- value female is the ultimate prize. On the flip side, women are hypergamous in nature, they seek males higher up in status than them, no matter how high they already are.
All these tales of madam sleeping with driver, boss lady sleeping with junior male staff, Hot sugar mummies all over Abuja and lagos are nothing but FANTASIES!

There is nothing sacred about fucking a married woman. There is nothing spiritual about it. Girls sleep with married men all the time and nothing happens. Isn't it the same marital vows?

The Simp is calling for someone to be begged to marry him. Mr Simp, how will that kind of marriage be? You will be irritating her.
You don't beg someone to marry you, jeez! These simps will never learn

On nairaland, I have come to understand how bitter the tribal hatred is in Nigeria. While the political class can at least put aside that hatred for their selfish interest - which is looting.., the foolish masses cannot do same for their own interest - which is good governance. You log into nairaland and see unfortunate souls calling themselves despicable names e.g "wailers" , "children of hate", etc.
As we speak, politicians from all the tribes are united in looting the nation blind.
While the masses are vehemently taking sides over meaningless tribal loyalties.
Are Nigerian masses are cursed?
#Spits

Lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominique, rules 2, 3 and 7. Threats to a nairaland member.

Candidlady:
Please never ever forever quote me again! Icould inflict pains yet imaginable by any being on earth on you!

Always pray our paths remains a PARALLEL LINE

have a lovely weekend

Desrey baby, there's nothing wrong in two cousins having sex. In many parts of the world, cousins marry. There is no a taboo or abomination about it.

Oh you're yet to know the kind of opposition "they are"? Okay, you that is in government, please tell us how come 91% of our commonwealth is being conveniently stolen under your watch. The "wailers" didn't make that claim, the federal government itself did. And the IOCs say it is not mere theft, but an organized crime.
That tribe you hate so much, the one don't mind doing alliance with plus the one you belong to are all united in stealing at the very top. The joke is on you that is here on nairaland doing ethnic loyalty.

helinues:
I am yet to know which kind of opposition you guys are. I just raised a point which you might not have thought about, instead of you to pick from that and use it in your next argument, you want to start your round of wailing. 7 years counting

It worked in Ghana because the people collectively told the government things were hard. In Nigeria, the people are too divided to even agree things are hard, if I say things are hard, will start shouting "children of hate" and other meaningless phrases. The other day that fuel scarcity was really biting hard, seunmsg said its a lie, that he was comfortably buying fuel at Abuja. Leodeking is there insulting anyone who dares says he doesn't want Tinubu. Etc etc. So how will our leaders not laugh at us and take us for granted.
Just watch how an unfortunate soul will try to attack this mention

What exactly is "consensus"? Who and who agrees before a decision can be termed "consensus"? The consensus that I know is every single person agreeing to a decision, EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this case has to be every card carrying member of the APC. This obviously isn't what is going on here, just a few people sharing positions among themselves and calling it "consensus".
This was exactly the same thing that sank the PDP. Nigerian politicians are just a bunch of miscreants, they don't care about anything but their selfish interests.

Just so we are clear: Fossil fuel rules the world. The next time any woke pseudo intellectual who watches nothing but CNN comes to tell you how oil is no longer going to be relevant in xyz number of years, give that person a resounding slap. Oil isn't going anywhere! Oil is the past, it is the present, it is the future.

Propaganda