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Yoruba adage says... The person who stole palm oil in the market is not at fault but the person that took it from him.... Thief steal am thief collect am

Bunch of idiots.... They can disrespect their president but their pastor cannot be disrespected.

What kind of shithole is this?

thesicilian:
A brilliant idea, but how do you breed without a male counterpart?

Maybe the guy can help to put the antelope in a family way

modelmike7:
All i can say is WOW! WOW!! WOW! like an AMBULANCE!!!

I'm sure you are from calabar, your wow sounds like a 404 - dog

dlondonbadboy:
Imagine if Buhari had gone to school....Do you think Nigeria would have been like this?

Jonathan went to school and it was downward spiral...though buhari' senselesness takes the biscuit

Rubbish... It has to be omoge, mofe nawo, ibadi, gucci, ferrari senseless lyrics.... Don't you guys get tired repeating the same shiit

An igbo man working in London named dikedi was refused too cos the email was translating it to dickhead

KEVIND:
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The two major certifying body for this program are Project Management Institute (PMI, USA) and AXELOS (UK). PMI not PMP

They are 2 different project management certifying bodies. Axelos is PRINCE2 and PMI is PMP

I still don't understand why people are not learning things like salesforce, hadoop, aws, azure, tableau etc. These are some of the courses that will stand the test of time. Not to talk of money spinning. Anyway, knowledge is power....ignorance is a disease.

Abuskidonline:
I dont think people go to school because of job, and if not so then they fail woefully. Reasons of being educated is to widen up your horizon of seeing,creativeness and so on. I m currently a 300l Mechatronics and systemz Engineering but never excepting govt job, rather offer the govt a job, cogitate over becoming a graduate.

You are incoherent mate.

femi4:
Only in Nigeria do people go for masters for the wrong reasons like to get a job

Don't mind them... Too many paper junkies.. No transferable and soft skills.

Igba123:
dis sounds strange to me bc I'm required to put my atm pin before I can transfer any money.

And God save you if your atm pin is stored in clear texts on your phone.

nextstep:
USSD is a quick code (similar to, but not the same as SMS). USSD is that *555*N# *737*N# code that we type to recharge our airtime or transfer money. If you've setup to do transfers with your phone number, then it's trivial for somebody to do the same if they are in possession of your sim. They don't even need your account number to do that.

The one that scares me is how they can do set things up even if you haven't done transfers. Unfortunately, since banks think phones are secure and send SMS confirmation alerts, a thief can do short codes from it, check for account details, authenticate and sign up for transfers.

I'm not sure why they'd need an insider working at the bank, since an insider already has all the information they need to steal money without stealing the phone.

Thanks for the information.

If proficient hackers face Nigeria peren.... Na gobe o

don4real18:
Don't you know what USSD is?

No I don't know please enlighten me. How do you check your USSD account online without Internet connection?

Geetrix:
That mumu button go scarce oh....Personally, i think British people are very proud and i don't mean that in a bad way. It's just the way eg....SW looks down on hausas as illiterates! In my experience, i think, Brits generally have a superiority complex, so will probably need to be a big time person to attract or impress a Brit...Very handsome, great personality or be a footballer rich! or celebrity...Otherwise, maybe you are the one who will be the mumu and profess your undying love, probably because of visa and end up being the 'Houseboy". I think, other Europeans, except for Germans and maybe French, are less proud and more likely to date you or fall in love easily, Indian or Pakistani....those ones will not even look at you, as their family will easily frown on you as a black person. The family usually arrange marriages, no matter how much they might like or love you.

But, what do i know, i've only been here 1 year! I had a 1 night with a 37yr old Romanian divorcee and i think she felt she was doing me a favour. I wasn't into it, she was just disturbing me and i was trying to be polite! And the blacks i try to hook up with on Tinder and other dating websites are extremely proud, even more so than whites.

So, if you no fine, no money, and not a celeb. You might save yourself headache and get a wife in Nigeria who will love you like Superman for bringing her out of Africa

I think you got it the other way round. Oyinbo will fall in love with you even if you are cleaning the street and when she's tired she won't pretend she would fall out.

I have seen cases of female top executives married to security guards and they are happy to show them off.

francis247:
It depends on her bank. Some banks don't require any special procedure for activation of mobile banking. Anyone that has access to the SIM card phone number linked to the account and perhaps BVN automatically has remote access to the funds in the bank account. USSD Mobile banking does not require internet connection or ATM

How can mobile banking not require Internet connection? Do you connect to it in the spirit realm?

Bank / card security in Nigeria is a disaster waiting to happen

Why are they all dancing shakushaku

Na fight go end am

They think it's the same like construction Julius berger does

He just wanted to show his louboutins

To vote for buhari again

missGLAM:
maybe you didn't really concentrate on the series ,htgawm is one of America big series even Melanie trump call it her favorite, it also got viola Davis the emmy award for best actress, maybe if you have watch it pass episode 8 you might understand it better.

Lol@melanie trump. The poster child for odenson

How daft can this chioma be.... This guy is a walking sexually transmitted disease at the moment.

Ki tan lara were...

Learn a better skill... Pure waste of time

Xtopher123:
Nigerians don't care about cyber security which is quite disturbing..

By the time Hackers begin to Milk CBN and Other Local Banks, then their eyes would open..

Imagine if anyone could tap into your credit card details, your phone calls and SMS.. Then your own is finished..

I once discovered a loophole in one of the leading E-commerce in Nigeria and if I wanted to make use of that opportunity, by now they would have filed for Bankruptcy...

Millions of Algorithms are out there right now trying to eat into your personal data.. but no they dont care..

I still say Nigerian companies are just too lucky.

Now that awareness is gaining momentum maybe they will sit up.

Good times

Joke of a country

AntiWailer:
Sending you links showing https is not text book response.

I have outlook, gmail, yahoo and official email setup on my Outlook for office 365 set up and everything requires your Email Address and Password.

Yeah textbook answers like banks are regulated and they do audit and so on.

The outlook I was talking about was pre O365. This was in 2001. It would have changed now.
It's a known fact that most companies don't even know adversaries are traversing their network.
Most Nigerian banks are not mandated to report breaches like they do in developed climes that's why you don't know much about them.

I have seen companies paying to get their data back from ransonware.

We shall see more breaches in future

AntiWailer:
Even Yahoo mail will not POP up their email in a new account. I cant argue with you but setting up email requires your email Id and password so i am still wondering about this claim.

Unless u are saying u are an exchange administrator and have access to email accounts.

There way you setup outlook email is different from the way you set up yahoo.

I googled wema on my phone and came to the page where no https was used it might different using a pc. When I get home later I will check. I can't be using work pc to check dodgy naija banks.

It seems you have textbook response to all the questions. Real life is a different ball game.