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adekhingz:
The only difference between "US" and the I.K Ogbonna is that; He has seen everything & Phucked the girl but we have seen everything too! This dressing is OBSCENE, especially from someone who we hold as a role model in our society. If your wife will dress like this in public, and you post it to a public domain, what kind of publicity are u making? WE should be hailing you for having a "hot wife" or yearning to have PHUck with your wife Or what

Obviously you have never been to nude beach before... This is being overdressed.

Maybe they want to install their own Gani Adams

Warped mentality embedded in most naija people....dem say person was knocked down by a stray bus, dem dey talk about how dem don ban street hawking. I guess it makes it normal to hit street hawkers since they are already banned.

Are you surprised about his unguarded comments?

https://i.imgur.com/UIqpj2M.gif

Chav

Lol slay queens are lamenting

The madness was on safe mode then

Saintdaprince:
Let us be careful with our words. He is our President no matter what. All Government is ordained by God who lives in heaven. It wasn't by accident that he got there, God gave him that seat and for a purpose. When it pleases God, He will do what is best for us (Nigerians). Let try and be praying for the peace of Nigeria our mother's land.

Please stop calling our President names. Labelling him with names won't do the magic. If you love Nigeria as your country, pray then.

This is why Nigeria is in dire straits. The people you have chosen to govern you should be held accountable for non performance.
Too much respect is not doing anyone favours. Touch not my anointed is the get out of jail card brandished by every twatt holding a privileged position in Nigeria.

bigtt76:
You're PRINCE2 Practitioner certified? So do I too I must relocate this year at all cost. Baba God ...I de wait your call.

Make sure you get cissp too. That cert na door opener

Look at the scrap they are calling truck.

Eleniyan15:

I checked quora saw some information there but still trying to find out which professional course written by some sociology graduate in medical field.
However majority of them are involve in other cool profession i still haven't seen anyone in medical field.
Will be rounding up my studies next year InshaAllah, I want to play my card well because this country ehn!!!

Thanks for the update really appreciate,Friend

LOL I didn't fail cos of the calculations. It was just a cvnt of an exam. Na ojukokoro carry me go write am sef. Prince2 practitioner is doing me fine.

Eleniyan15:
I learnt some IT certification has to do with calculation whereas am not really Good at it that why am trying to see if the medical way Won't be bad

Thanks for the swift response, friend.

Anyone with relevant information with the question i asked earlier i will appreciate

The only certification I did that has a little bit of calculation is PMP and I failed it.

nervorum:
Pls can you explain sir, i don't understand..you are 'codedly' advising some others

There is really nothing to explain more than what has already been provided in this thread. And, I'm not coded advising anyone. This is an open forum where ideas are freely shared.

Eleniyan15:
Passing by

Kudos everyone giving valid information
I.e wonlasewonimi Ukmigrant e.t.c

since have been on NL i haven't heard for once or see a thread of someone working firm with social sciences certificate (most especially Sociologist) in UK


(1) Does anyone have an idea where most end up working or needed in U.K.
(2) As a sociologist you can definitely port to medical line but not giving patient injection
So my question now goes thus;
If one decide to move into medical path, what type of professional exam are mostly written so stand chance to get good paying job in U.K.

I will really appreciate a detailed response
Gracias

Man must Survive ooo
Make person dey do e home work down!!

Tbh, I'm oblivious to most of the other certifications aside IT. I'm sure someone would pick this up and advise you accordingly.

idu1:
Make una recommend CIA, FBI related movies for me a beg.

Quantico
Rated 10/10 by me

too many dunderheads in nigeria...on sunday now, the church would be over crowded with miracle hunters.

Ralphlauren:
won ti fi se won.

its pure greed. 'investing' 1000 naira and expecting 1m naira in 30days.

the new madness in nigeria is 'sports betting'. the amusing thing is that they do not call it 'gambling'. they refer to it as sports betting and it is silently destroying many lives in nigeria.

the likes of akin alabi are smiling to the bank as the gambling sector in nigeria is largely unregulated

ahhhh bros that gambling addiction has detroyed families in Nigeria. I see them lamenting on this platform regularly about losing money. They have forgotten that 'the house always win'. Lol @ akin alabi, if na you nko?

Ralphlauren:
you had better bind the devil quickly and ignore them.

erase any thought of investing your savings in bitcoins.

Nigerians and money doubling are like 5 and 6. If no be say I get conscience, I for do another scheme like MMM.

Prophetic jerry curls

Evidence that Nigeria is messed up. Policemen that are supposed to be protecting the public are in one man's compound..

That kind of building would be a church in Nigeria

Ralphlauren:
on this driving test issue. my Mrs passed first time. she had never driven in the UK before prior to the commencement of her driving test.

she basically took her time to study the whole routine and listened to her instructor. she took the test using a manual transmission car.



so true.
this was why I failed the first time. I was doing 35mph on a 30mph road. meanwhile, I had just come off a 40mph road and I just assumed the 40mph speed limit applied. the examiner suddenly told me to slow down and he stepped on the breaks. to make matters worse, there was a speed camera on the road so he couldn't afford to take any chances by incurring a speed ticket. this was less than 10mins into the test and guess what, the test still continued for another 30mins even though the examiner knew quite well that i had failed

my second fail was because i hesitated for less than a minute at a set of traffic lights. it was also a junction and i was asked to turn left. so i wasnt sure if i had right of way as there were incoming cars turning left too. I wasn't also sure if the green light applied to cars turning left (basic highway code) . i spent less than a minute just to think and assess the situation and that was why i failed. the examiner said that i had caused 'distress' to the driver behind me as he looked at the mirror and he could see that the driver was unhappy that i remained put when the light had turned green when i should have driven off.

Your misses should be amongst the few that passed first time then or not too bad a driver in naija.

My own bad habit was to drive with one hand on the steering and other on the gear denge posing, applying the clutch and accelerator together, not looking at the mirrors and so on.

the first test, I had not even driven for 5 minutes before the examiner matched the brake, he said i was going to hit the front car, about 2 minutes later, he matched it again saying I was going run the red lights. I almost gave him a backhand. In about 20 minutes later, he matched it again i wasnt even bothered, I was saying in my mind e be like say this guy get brake problem. At the end, he gave me a big fail.

Second test, I was prepared. I was in high spirit and really needed it badly cos I wasnt ready for stupiid lessons. Everything was going on fine for about 25 minutes until this morafucker took me to the most confusing set of traffic lights with double roundabouts and to turn right. You need to see the horns blasting from left and centre. I knew there and then that I gats to do this again.

the third time, it was a lady examiner, very nice. I was going at snail speed throughout at the end she just told me.... You cant be too slow cos its equally dangerous. She just gave me the pass. I almost jumped on her. It's a very stressful process I must confess.

LagosismyHome:
Nigerians can easily fail the driving test because the way they drive in Nigeria is different from UK .... here is more careful and you have to know the signs and ways

Also that one of failing people just for the fun of it.... that na story for tortoise. It doesn't happen . Nobody fails anyone here for the fun or it.

People fail in some cases because they are not delivering what the examiner is looking for . Once you fully understand what is expected then you can easily pass .

It like driving , if you drive with one hand like they do in nigeria , prepare from today till tomorrow that examiner will not pass you , not due to the fun of it but the examiner is expecting you drive with both hands on the wheel looking like 10am & 2pm clock . If you make turns without indicating expecting the driver behind to be a magician to know that you are turning left or right that na another fail

As a matter of fact, your instructor has a lot to do if you are already a driver in Nigeria. He would have to work with you to get rid of the bad habits before getting you prepared for the proper driving methods. Here, you and mirror will become paddy paddy before you can pass. And, during your test if the examiner should step on the brakes, just forget about passing.

That's not a curvaceous body, it's a form of disability.

bigtt76:
lets use Yopmail.com ...self destruct too if you want

shakushaku@yopmail.com

bigtt76:
Ok just wanted to ask you some questions directly instead of derailing thread ...if you don't mind.

t2525171@mvrht.net

send me an email here...it's a temporary email self destructing in 60 minutes.

Why are you guys responding to these morons?

bigtt76:

OK I got a message you tried to send me an email.

bigtt76:
They forgot to add 'Passport leaflets'

I forgot the password for the email I used to register for this.

sharpboyus:
Where are you learning your programming from if you don't mind me asking?

YouTube

stealthtiger:
I intend on learning penetration testing sometime next year using Arch Linux.

I also didn't have a premonition that Python has a very big demand when I started it out.

How big or small is the demand for web dev.

With almost every application hosted on the Web, its a no brainer that pen testing skills are in high demand.

I thought you use kali Linux for that. Python and Ruby skills are on the rise. I don't know much about Web development skills

Ilekokonit:
Was that the ACCA sending you the letter ?

The last time I paid those criminals annual subscription was in 2006 and they are not getting any penny more from me forever. They can shove their "paper tiger" certificate.

Haaaa me I still paid till 2012 when I passed CISA. I just borrowed myself brain.

stealthtiger:
Hello.
I just started programming using Python, JavaScript.
How lucrative are these languages in the UK.

And also I want to get started in Cloud computing using AWS, Azure. How do I go about it?

You're an IT guy in UK which means you're exposed to lots of modern technologies. I'll be happy if you can be a mentor to me.

PS: I'm a student of Unilag living in Lagos, Nigeria.

Bro. I'm currently learning AWS and one of my target for early next year and knowing python would set you up for life. Everything is about automation these days and python is best in that area especially within devops environment.

The secret to surviving in UK like I mentioned in some thread some weeks back is to do what a lot of oyinbos cannot do which is programming, latest tech like hadoop big data, machine learning and so on. I'm IT security which is a whole new kettle of fish. Ask away if you need any info. There are gurus around here.