₦airaland Forum

TheGuyFromHR:
Take off like 3 hours from work before you do so.
HMRC and Nigerian High Commission are now almost the same thing.

I just search for an alternative number from saynoto0870.com. They always answer fast

DeeOneBangin:
Someone gave a clear explanation and you just knocked it off by saying he is wrong.

To dey drop opinion for nairaland sef don dey fear person. Public forum oooooh!!!

FYI, I didn’t get taxed until after about 5-6 months in the uk and I was earning like 2k monthly. My only deduction was NI.

Don't worry you will pay the tax back. They will create a tax code to claw back any tax you didnt pay. You might not even realise they are doing it. My good friend just paid back about £6k

Tinubu has not done just one of these structured interviews to assess his capability. All he has been doing is dishing out millions to the north.

He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

NaughtyBrainiac:
Was he and his team not supposed to have taken that into consideration before making the initial offer? A factor as paramount as that ?

The truth is that there is no system that will accurately give the exact number of fake accounts.

He has gotten them by the balls. It's part of negotiation tactics! If he withraws his offer now, he would pay $1b fine and walkaway. Twitter shares will tank or He can renegotiate and pay about $40 per share instead of $54

You're the architect of your own way of life...You determine the direction!

dubaiprince:
Omo. Those estate agents showed me fire (family of 5). Getting a 2 bed was near impossible so had to settle for 3. Even with that, at one point, I had to start lying about my number of kids till I saw a house where the Landlord requested he sees the prospective tenants physically. It was when I saw the Landlord was open to giving me the apartment I declared the true number of kids, guy man just added £100 monthly to the rent and said he was happy to do a 2 year contract with a 6 month break out clause which I accepted. It proved to be wise decision in the end as rent in that area is skyrocketed and I am just close to a year into the contract and salary increased 3ce giving me headroom.

Those estate agents cannot make heaven.

Dorwadora:
The list long o...... He don cover every part of sex

Who con remain to have sex with nah?

He didn't mention a cow

Lexusgs430:
Nah crime to born 3 pickin..........

Apoararently na crime o in this area.

Lexusgs430:
Nah crime to chop your own together............

Omo adamo

Lexusgs430:
Time to declare surplus. .........

but we both got na

AlphaUno:
Hello house,

URGENT!
Anyone has a sure plug (an agent) for rented apartments (2 bed) in and round Ellesmere Port, Birkenhead, Chester and Liverpool for a family of 4 that just relocated to the UK about 2 weeks ago. The family is ready to cough out 3 months rent upfront.

Or better still, anyone with a 2 rooms in a flat to sublet for a short period of time (1 to 2 months)

NOTE: rightmove and other sites have not been helpful

Good luck with that. Based on my experience with a family of 5, the estate agents showed them pepper.

This will distract youths that are supposed to be focused on the electioneering process to secure their future. Anyway, most have no future ambition

[quote author=Lexusgs430 post=112849741][/quote]Thanks got the 20 now.. Den wan swindle me

Lexusgs430:
If coutts offers £200 nko .........

I no dey open again

Abeg send your referral code, e be like this people wan take my 20 poun away.

Broomstick01:
Maybe unrelated, but where do guys shop for wears pls?.

In stores are very low quality and expensive: jeans up to 35£ and dull looking
Online not that expensive and still wack. Boohooman, wish, amazon.

Possibly there are other places you guys shop.

Hey buy your jeans from primark but you go manage chaffing, so you go buy robb join

Lexusgs430:
We nah talk and do .......

I used it too, how long does it take to get the reward? I have way too many accounts now, this is my last.

By the time he completes it in 2030, the world would be dropping fossil fuels and moving to alternative energy. He would then go bankrupt and move back to Kano and become a herdsman.

Idiots dey plenty for this country. What does it take to drive 2022 bmw x6 in UK? Just have a good job and credit.

That's a good device for a hacker. All the trails are destroyed everytime.

Brunosamel:
He's untouchable nobody can hurt Elon he's just looking for small attention from his followers.

That's not attention seeking, he is letting people know about threat to his life. He already complained about a dude that built a bot that tracks his private jet. The guy is disrupting established car manufacturers, internet service providers, Twitter employees and now Russia...you don't want to be Elon right now!

So, I follow this guy on YouTube and he upoaded this video today. Extremely shameful!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YevSPoHTqk&ab_channel=BobSharpe

when half of the room is full of shoes, make up table taking most of the space, bras hanging on the wardrobe door and various g-strings tripping you on the floor, I'd want a separate bedroom too

Corporate bodies should be paying for it to disseminate information. You pay for financial times and magazines online. CNN and the likes will pay for the service. This dude will eventually become a trillionaire

CountVersailles:
You said it better. Nigerians just don't think rationally. That's also why the country is in the mess it is, no doubt. Dude's fears are legit. But it seems no one, at least not many people, care about the several unavoidable deaths on Nigerian roads daily. They believe it will never happen to them until it does.

Life is meaningless to them. They see it as normal for 200 people to be killed in a single day. There are still over 60 people in kidnappers den that were traveling on that ill-fated train on which that doctor was killed. No inquiry, nothing. Life goes on for them. @OP just look out for youself and don't travel anywhere!

oldienavie:
So I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 months and she is perfect, actually she is a virgin, well behaved and very respectful. The relationship is going very fine but I am starting to really think deeply and I may just break up.
Why ? I have lived abroad for a while and do have a very serious phobia for travelling on Nigerian roads, her parents are a journey of 4 hours from where I am and I understand the area is rife with kidnapping and robbery of all sorts.

I find myself obsessing over having to make that trip to her parents place and also have my family embark on that journey and I always shudder at the thought of it.

I am seriously considering breaking up with her and looking for a lady whoose parents are here in the same city I reside, cos one of the things that gives me serious head ache is travelling on Nigerian roads.

Since I got back to Nigeria I have not travelled outside of the city that I am and it is because of how serious that phobia is.

But how do I tell her I am breaking up with her for this reason, it sounds very trivial but its a serious issue for me.

You have to understand that most nigerians are not rational thinkers that's why you're getting all these idiotic feedbacks. Your life is more important than any girl's whether a virgin or like Toke makinwa. Just let her go and find a woman where you would be comfortable commuting to in order to have a heathy and safe relationship.

We will soon be tweeting on whatsapp

Elon is buying nairaland

leef2022:
@ bolded, Is that were you go fishing?

is that the only thing you picked from everything?

mex551:
i applied for a role that required Security clearance, and was shortlisted for the interview. Had the interview last week for one hour 30mins. Longest interview I ever had. Was thinking they will raise the issue of security clearance but they didn't. All fingers crossed. I came to UK in Nov

Don't worry once they give you the job, your access would be restricted until your clearance come through. I have heard about situations where the security guard escort you to the loo.
The security clearance process, most especially, the DV is very intrusive. Be ready to answer questions regarding all your escapades like having side chicks, watching porn and gambling. You cannot lie about these things becausethey already know! Not excluding your family history in Naija. God help you if you got a Russian babe from Plenty of Fish

ruggedtimi:
If osinbajo eventually wins, it doesn't change anything. Tinubu camp will align with osinbajo and tinubu will even become stronger. Tinubu will likely be the de facto president just like late Abba kyari

That's not his ambition to become defacto president. He would probably go back to London and become a recluse.

TheGuyFromHR:
They no fit sell Nigeria to the media as a safe country, unfortunately.
That £120m would have propped up the naira exchange rate a little so I can extract the rest of my funds from Naija.

turning the migrants to Nigerian princes should be the USP