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Christianity Etc › Re: Female Pastor Lifts Catholic Blessed Sacrament. See Reactions (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:31pm On Jun 02, 2018
Hypocrites everywhere

Most of the 'reactors' do worse behind the closet and they will be the ones criticizing at the forefront.

I am indifferent about the whole drama anyways.

Maybe someone should kindly point out where in the bible it's a taboo for a feminine gender to lift the sacrament.

Nobody holy pass.
Celebrities › Re: E-money And Wife, Juliet Okonkwo At Wembley Stadium For Nigeria Vs England Match by wwwtortoise(m):
Una two make brain

Next time wear a sporting gear or preferably a replica Jersey of your favorite team.

Thats how we roll in Europe.
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Dribble Brought Harry Kane To The Ground. See Reactions On Twitter by wwwtortoise(m): 10:13pm On Jun 02, 2018
History will only remembrr the winner of the match and nat some opportunistic dribble.


BTW why ahmed musa still worwor inside the jersey wey all man dey use slay ni?

Aboki will always be aboki walai.
Sports › Re: Raheem Sterling’s Car Collection (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 3:01pm On May 31, 2018
grin

Do you know?

Arsenal and Realmadrid FC have won a joint record 13 UCL trophies cheesy

Now you know.
Career › Re: Kehinde Adeola: Between A Female Barber & A Male Customer (Pics) by wwwtortoise(m): 1:47pm On May 31, 2018
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wwwtortoise(m): 1:39pm On May 31, 2018
alstarmayo:
You didn't state your skills, nobody will give you a job out of pity. We need to know what you can do.
Thanks for pointing this out.
I will modify.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wwwtortoise(m):
Good day all,
Certainly this is not the appropriate thread to post this kindly bear with me and focus on the message.

I need a job (formal/informal) to keep body and soul together and also flee from temptations that arise from boredom. Who knows who may know someone who knows somebody that needs a helping hand on something no matter how big or little.
embarassed
I personally decided against engaging in anything illegal, hence my need for a job.



My location: Amuwo udofin, Lagos.

Contact: 09020302146


GRATITUDE.

modified

Good interpersonal communication skill

Can drive

ICT proficient

Sartorial designing.

PS: something temporary pending when i will commence NYSC.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool : UCL (3 - 1) On 26th May 2018 by wwwtortoise(m): 8:45pm On May 26, 2018
Liv'pool go hear am 2nd half

Halamadrid !
Celebrities › Re: Gifty Shades Davido And Chioma Over Their Relationship by wwwtortoise(m): 11:48am On May 26, 2018
Gifty Power is mistaken her hairdressing calling for a detective career.


Do you know?

Ethiopia has 13months in a year.

30days each month

5days on the 13th month

Now you know.
Properties › Re: Millenari Interiors by wwwtortoise(op): 6:12am On May 26, 2018
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Contact: 09020302146
Travel › Re: Man Crushed To Death By Truck In Lagos Accident. Graphic Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 11:57am On May 24, 2018
sad

Don't tell me those photographers can't do any other thing aside taking shots of the crushed man or are they journalists?

Lost generation.
Sports › Re: Michel Slams Alvaro Morata For Moving To Chelsea by wwwtortoise(m):
Cow wey dey in a hurry to go abroad go come back as corned beef.

Like for Real madrid

Share for Liverpool

26th is the D'day.
Politics › Re: National Assembly Increases 2018 Budget To N9.1trn (dailytrust) by wwwtortoise(m): 3:20pm On May 15, 2018
shocked

NASS is a big joke in this country little wonder they no longer command respect as before.

Their gameplan is to always delay the budget approval to a latter time so as to pad it up with figures and then table it to the executive who at this time becomes impatient and likely give accent.

Thereafter the loot from the padded numbers is shared.

Nigeria is a bigger joke since we are almost halfway into 2018 and the annual budget is yet to be approved.

Buhari is the biggest joke.
Politics › Re: Do You Know The Speaker Of Your State House Of Assembly? by wwwtortoise(m): 12:21pm On May 13, 2018
grin

Nairaland wants to turn to a trivia question site.

Xo many 'do you know'
Celebrities › Re: Gifty Mawunya Nkorn: 5 Things To Know About John Dumelo’s Wife by wwwtortoise(m): 11:44am On May 13, 2018
angry
Who cares

Lazy bloggers digging irrelevant things
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Know If Your Name Is In The Book Of Life? by wwwtortoise(m):
adoyi8:
Is it still the book of life? I thought that it has been updated to "Website of life".
Seun caused all these; the incessant ridicule on Christianity.

One gets to swear an oath before posting a comment on Muslim threads while Christian threads are porous for urchins to have a comic field day.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wwwtortoise(m): 4:10am On May 12, 2018
Are you a car owner and needs the services of a personal driver?

Do you know someone that knows somebody that needs a personal driver?


Search no further; I am here to render personal driving services to you.

PM me if interested.

Location: Lagos

Contact: 09020302146
Family › Re: Pastor Divorces Wife Of 21 Years For Sleeping With A Deacon And A Bishop by wwwtortoise(m): 9:12pm On May 11, 2018
grin

Poor pastor

The earlier you move out of that ministry the better for you.

since your superiors prefer to 'spread the gospel' inbetween your wife's Babylon than preach the gospel to the congregation.

The bishop and deacon are worse than your wife.
Crime › Re: I Paid Evans 223,000 Euros As Ransom – Witness Tells Court by wwwtortoise(m): 9:04pm On May 11, 2018
angry

Evans is heartless to have demanded and further collected over 80 million naira ransom from one person.

C'mom man, that is enough to crumble a business entity as a whole.
Crime › Re: EFCC Storms Club 57 In Lagos, Arrests Many Clubbers, Seizes Cars by wwwtortoise(m): 2:13pm On May 11, 2018
angry

And when did it become a financial crime to go clubbing after the daily and weekly madness in 9ja in the name of hustle.

EFCC
SARS
NYSC
NPF..... should either be reformed or better still scrapped.
Health › Re: UK: Doctor Accidentally Decapitates Premature Baby During Botched Birth by wwwtortoise(m): 11:05pm On May 10, 2018
huh

This is a case of murder.

That consultant gynaecologist should be stripped off medical qualifications and should be transferred straight to a prison facility.

So unprofessional and to think the same CS the consultant ignored to deliver the baby in one piece will still be undertaken to extract the trapped decapitated head of the baby from the womb.


Imagine the trauma the woman will have to live with .
Politics › Re: Saraki Meets Ibrahim Magu, EFCC Chairman (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 8:35am On May 09, 2018
angry
Romance › Re: 7 Ways To Keep A Man By Kenyan Lady by wwwtortoise(m): 3:56pm On May 07, 2018
These are for slave-housewives

'Keeping a man' is a subjective term. However I assume you actually mean making your man loyal and loving.

In this case real women keep their man by being spontaneous (no rules, no protocols) and have a good sense of humor with a blend of respect; and he will always come back to your welcoming arms.
Car Talk › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Range Rover Pickup Before? Dope Or Not? by wwwtortoise(m): 3:23pm On May 07, 2018
cheesy

Just like Nigeria, it's a shithole automobile.

Luxurious rubbish.

But if person dash me I no go mind.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Saved N200bln From Ghost Workers – Osinbajo Says by wwwtortoise(m): 3:17pm On May 07, 2018
And we are supposed to give you a clapping ovation when we all know where the money will end up.

Only if you guys will just take this money and leave we Nigerians in peace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid (2 - 2) On 6th May 2018 by wwwtortoise(m): 6:53pm On May 06, 2018
Akinz0126:
The only thing that saddened my heart as a madridista is that Isco'll not be playing the match;He is the only madrid player that knows how to trouble barca's midfied
He is barely fit to feature in the match..... undergoing recovery from a shoulder injury.

However I see it as a plus cos he contributes less to the defence unlike the gallant duo of modric and kroos.

I will want zidane to deploy Asensio and Vazquez to the flanks; their intensive energy will be required. Though the latter will likely find himself at the right-back in place of the injured Dani carvajal.

Barça 1-3 Real Madrid

Hala Madrid!
Sports › Re: Andrew Robertson Reaches UCL Final 6 Years After Tweeting About Being Jobless by wwwtortoise(m): 6:42pm On May 03, 2018
cheesy

Such is life brothers and sisters!

Success has no single path/road; but with believe and determination we achieve our dreams and more.

If you can't fly ...... run

If you can't run ...... walk

If you can't walk ...... crawl

By all means endeavor to keep moving.
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: Labour Settles For N66,500 Nationwide by wwwtortoise(m): 9:01am On Apr 27, 2018
Good move

However the state and federal government should 1st pay civil servants salary arrears they owe.

Our theory government will rather sniff life out of this move than implement it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wwwtortoise(m): 1:13pm On Apr 26, 2018
Are you a car owner and needs the services of a personal driver?

Do you know someone that knows somebody that needs a personal driver?


Search no further; I am here to render personal driving services to you.

PM me if interested.

Location: Lagos

Contact: 09020302146
Crime › Re: Two Bribe-seeking Policemen Crushed To Death By A Truck In Delta State. by wwwtortoise(m): 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2018
grin

Tell them..... they stand akimbo in the middle of freeway and be tasking drivers like commandos; risking their lives in the process.

Briber and bribee gone wrong.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: AB Inbev 2018 Global Management Trainee Program (GMT) by wwwtortoise(m):
grin

Sometimes when I think of all the money I have spent on buzz and alcohol I feel ashamed.

But then I remember the workers; their dreams and aspirations.

If I stopped gulping buzz, it will insignificantly result to a drop in sales figures and further put them out of business.

Then I say to myself ' I rather remain a drunk for them to achieve their goals and objectives than to be selfish and worry about my liver' grin

Hero..... Mmanyam

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