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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wwwtortoise(m): 3:31pm On Mar 28, 2018

Greetings

I am new in Lagos and willing to venture into uber business.

I intend to get 03 corolla for the hustle.

Please what are the challenges I am likely to encounter as a jjc in Lagos?

What is the average expectation I should set on weekly earnings (minus fuelling and maintenance).

Is it worth a try?

Thanks as I anticipate responses from experienced gurus in the trade.

Crime › Re: Man Who Robbed His Landlord Of N1.7m & Killed Him: "I Regret My Action" by wwwtortoise(m): 1:11pm On Mar 28, 2018

You don't dispossess someone and still take his/her life.

It's totally unprofessional; with exception to 'ahia ogwu'.

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Crime › Re: I Sold Marijuana To Fund My Education – Geophysics Graduate by wwwtortoise(m): 11:44am On Mar 28, 2018

1st class science student .

You have just inspired me.

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Politics › Re: Ginika Tor Williams Contesting For Federal House Of Reps (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 11:33am On Mar 28, 2018

Contesting for an electoral position under APC is her biggest undoing.

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Celebrities › Re: Idowu Vincent, Those Father: "How I Trained Tboss & Her Siblings In School" by wwwtortoise(m): 11:28am On Mar 28, 2018

Shameful how a family will resort to wash their dirty linens in public.

Everybody has family issues peculiar to them so you know but throwing tantrums on a public forum is a catastrophic approach to resolving them.

Celebrities › Re: Brymo's G-String Costume In His Music Video Causes Commotion Online by wwwtortoise(m): 9:37am On Mar 28, 2018

Plenty are mad

Few are singing

Celebrities › Re: Adediwura Becky Rocks Cleavage-Baring Dress by wwwtortoise(m): 9:32am On Mar 28, 2018

Thank you so much for your service to huMANity and the Nigerian GDP.

I will make it a duty to put any man that will inherit your retirement package in prayer.

Romance › Re: 7 Things You Must Not Tell Your Partner About You by wwwtortoise(m): 1:45pm On Mar 27, 2018

that you want to chop and clean mouth

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Politics › Re: Julius Pondi Shares Sachets Of Garri To His Constituents In Delta (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 12:22pm On Mar 27, 2018

A French man would say

"c'est fini"

Translation "Nigeria and Nigerians are completely

finished "

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Health › Re: UNIMAID Student Undergoes Successful Facial Surgery After Acid Attack by wwwtortoise(m): 9:24am On Mar 27, 2018

Human refurb courtesy of science and technology.

Fashion › Re: Lady Mocked For 14 Years Because Of Her 'ugly' Leg Turns To A Successful Model by wwwtortoise(m): 9:06am On Mar 27, 2018

Only self confidence can make you convince someone even when you are somewhat confused.

It's called chutzpah.

Politics › Re: Bill Gates' Visit To Nigeria Features On CNN; His Comments On Nigeria Goes Viral by wwwtortoise(m): 9:05am On Mar 27, 2018

Yankee101:
E se Bill
Dallo Bill
Mun gode Bill

Even North Korea with heavy sanctions and no money is producing rocket scientists, coders, nuclear physicists etc

We have willing Yahoo boys that can easily transition to programmers with a little incentive

Build 6 world class quaternary hospitals to teach medicine in the six geo political zones of Nigeria. Teach advanced oncology for cancer treatment and neuro-surgeons. Part of resident/house training will be to provide free birthing for rural women and the already identified people living below poverty level

Encourage Innoson and Peugeot by helping them expand and train more Nigerians by guaranteeing purchase of all vehicles, Gowon grew Peugeot via buying made in Nigeria Peugeot for Government officials.

Revitalize Ajaokuta, Itakpe and expand Delta steels for use in all Nigerian construction and manufacturing.

Take Nigerians to China and South Korea to train them on industrial skills en mass. Kano State is doing it and Niger Delta militants have been trained all over the world

Grow a National Guard part of the Army from NYSC passing out batches so they can be called for service in areas of infrastructure building, disaster relief, managing displaced persons and supplying needed skilled teachers and skills to industries.

You're asking for too much from an irresponsible government.

They should just provide 20hours power supply daily and watch Nigeria grow.

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Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye's Impersonator Arrested By EFCC (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 7:45am On Mar 27, 2018

This EFCC don't seem to know their job.

Family › Re: Should Alimony Be Practiced In Nigeria by wwwtortoise(m): 7:35am On Mar 27, 2018

Poor journalism.

Next time you are writing on a subject matter that is quite uncommon, it is advisable to explain the topic in details.

For those of us that don't know what alimony is

'a husband's (or wife's) provision for a spouse after separation or divorce; maintenance' and usually enforceable by law.

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Car Talk › Re: Incredible Collection Of Supercars Worth N38.5b Meets To Raise Funds For Charity by wwwtortoise(m): 7:36pm On Mar 26, 2018

Life is good when you have money to spice it up.

Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: US Expels 60 Russian Spies’ Over UK Nerve Attack by wwwtortoise(m): 4:35pm On Mar 26, 2018

Crime › Re: 5 Kenyan School Boys Sneak Into Girls' Hostel, Caught & Tied By Soldier (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:42pm On Mar 26, 2018

Upon embarking on this 'missionary journey' endeavor

not to be caught even if it means leaving your boxers

behind.

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Crime › Re: Policemen Shoot 2 People In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:28pm On Mar 26, 2018

A breakdown of NPF

- zero job satisfaction

- greed

- lack of proper orientation

Just like Jesus said on the cross 'it is finished'

In Nigeria, it has finished completely.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Brazilian Man Initiated At A Sango Shrine In Oyo State (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 6:55pm On Mar 22, 2018

xynerise:
So Sango sef don dey use certificate?

Evolution of the Shrine

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Travel › Re: Diary Of An Uber Driver (interactive) by wwwtortoise(m): 1:24pm On Mar 22, 2018

Can one register same car on uber and taxify?

If it's possible what are the pros and construction.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Currency Deal With China Stalls Two Years After Talks by wwwtortoise(m): 10:00am On Mar 22, 2018

Not surprised.

Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Pictured In The Snow As His Dreams Come True by wwwtortoise(m): 9:57am On Mar 22, 2018

Happy to know that you have achieved your 'snow' dream.

Next......

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Celebrities › Re: 9ice Shows Off His White Benz In Adorable Photo by wwwtortoise(m): 5:52pm On Mar 21, 2018

adesamtuns:
This got me thinking. Thanks bro

Sadly that's the truth.

Until we awaken and nurture the creativity in us.

Celebrities › Re: 9ice Shows Off His White Benz In Adorable Photo by wwwtortoise(m): 12:52pm On Mar 21, 2018

The biggest achievement of black man is to possess/showoff foreign technology.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Extra-curricular Activities Can Aid Your Job Search by wwwtortoise(m): 7:28am On Mar 21, 2018

Most times focusing solely on a problem only creates panic which makes it worse.

But try embedding your thoughts on whatever makes you feel happy and see how solution come faster.

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Travel › Re: The Grass Is Actually Green Dust In Obodo Oyibo by wwwtortoise(m): 4:51pm On Mar 20, 2018

I can categorically say that life in Europe saddled with debt is way better than we have here.

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Nairaland General › Re: 7 Reason Why You Must Be Rich by wwwtortoise(m): 4:34pm On Mar 20, 2018

I don't want to be rich, I want to be wealthy.

Wealthy people know how to make money while rich people only have money.

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Celebrities › Re: Chika Lann: My Hairstyle Is Worth 40 Million Naira (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 3:23pm On Mar 20, 2018

She keep face like pneumonia

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Rocks Low Cut As Beverly Osu Reacts. Hit Or Miss? by wwwtortoise(m): 3:14pm On Mar 20, 2018

Nnamdi kanu look-alike

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Politics › Re: 100 Most Reputable Africans: Nigeria Tops List By Reputation Poll by wwwtortoise(m): 3:05pm On Mar 20, 2018

Are we supposed to celebrate ?

One or two trees don't make a forest.

Car Talk › Re: These Are 9 Of The Worst Scandals In Auto Industry History by wwwtortoise(m): 1:30pm On Mar 20, 2018

Honda series fragile wheel bearing.

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Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah, The Messiah Of Liverpool? by wwwtortoise(m): 1:28pm On Mar 20, 2018

Temple1288:
Yaya Toure? Did he ever play for RM? Maybe he played for their Tennis team

It's obvious you started watching football recently.

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