₦airaland Forum

Multipro Enterprises Limited; makers of hypo should snap up this girl for an endorsement.

She will be used to sensitize teens on toilet-sex hygiene and safe practices.

Just some heads of clement isong/aliyu mai-bornu and they are off the hook.

Is it not our own NPF again?

The 1st pic says it all.

PMB is afraid of books; little wonder he is an illiterate.

There are moments you can't help but enjoy Lagos gridlock.

You just kill the engine and wish you took another route

BB9ja

No experience required

No certificate required

Bonus criterion: be sexually fit

And you walkaway with a whooping sum of 45m + tear-rubber SUV after 3months .

Ask efe.

Please impound the bags of rice and release the weed.

Beer has already become a luxury commodity; don't let my comrades and I return to snuff.

Is it by force to be a PHD holder.

This man has a criminal face.

From my medical knowledge, sexual starvation causes the testicular veins to bulge at any slightest sexual provocation (orally/visibly) and if left unattended, sends a sysmic neuro-signal to the brain.

The brain encodes these sysmic waves and relapses which shoots the testicular veins to the face causing facial rumples .

He is guilty

Good try marvelous awazie but next time request romantically and she'll probably give you more willingly.

Matthew 7:7

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

2 things are certain in life


1) death

2)

Roma 0-0 barca

Peugeot 504 saloon

My dad is addicted to this motor car.
Maybe because he doesn't need a mechanic to fix it when it's faulty.

He knows the car and the car knows him .

He should extend his Commissioning to electric poles and communication masts.

Can I join you guys in your next service with a tanker load of water.

I need this miracle excluding the fire part

Congratulations

Just get a fitting sunshade and bounce with pride jaree

Is he an igbo man?

Whoever deployed that self-driven automobile should remotely monitor it, make boys no go kidnap am.

This is what I call professional savagery

Such a high bar for the intro

I hope it wouldn't be a difficult task for him to maintain such level let alone raise it.

Because my igbo brothers will say

"onu n'eriwala nu adila committed"

INEC should make it possible to vote for someone and vote against another.

That Igbo man is clearly on the thunder-side.

Click LIKE against bubu and SHARE for him. Please let's stop confusing the thunder.

uguta lake comes to mind

Taxify and uber ti takeover

While northerners enjoy PVC home delivery service from INEC

There is a saying that goes thus

"when a thief joins you to search for a stolen item, it can never be found".

The ogas at the top are major financiers and stakeholders in the Boko business so what do you guys expect.

They should use that money to purchase a plot of land in their state, then use it as a ranch.

Yeye dey smell

One major reason why people make wrong marital decision is Societal pressure

- Lafarge records revenue fall

- Owerri city almost submerged in rainfall

- NSE down by 150b

- Married woman gang raped in front of hubby

All these some minutes after bubu declared intention to run for 2nd tenure.

Jesus was clearly referring to Nigeria when he said "it is finished ".

Loot the looter and hide the bounty.

APC motto

Going nude with an innocent child held aloft is Child Abuse.

You don't need to drag the poor child into your olosho advert.

easzypeaszy:
i finally found my brother...i suspect ur birthday is bw April and May..I mean are u a Taurus

April 27

I love the sound of the word Billionaire

Just a few Naira and I will travel to Equatorial guinea to join the league .