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![]() That pant doesn't look to me like something that was torn in the heat of the moment ![]() Seems like it was carefully cropped out in the right dimension and circumference to ease penetration. ![]() |
![]() These crop of BBN housemates (ceecee, Khloe, Alex, bambam, Nina,) seems to lack distinction candidates in the bweast department. Unlike the milky Ese and bressed bisola. |
Are you a car owner and needs the services of a personal driver? Do you know someone that knows somebody that needs a personal driver? Search no further; I am here to render personal driving services to you. PM me if interested. Location: Lagos |
![]() Media stunt! The same DG has a % cut from the redeployment runz that take place 'behind the scenes'. |
My God ! Why do I have this feeling that the daura man and his cabal will receive this money and squander it. |
![]() Scrap the sh!t and keep the sh!tmoney to your sh!tselves. Serving this sh!thole is not by force. |
![]() What should I even type sef Ayam speechless ![]() Singing..... Miracle sticker Miracle sticker Come and give me double dose With a bigger d!ck today Come and give me double dose With a longer d!ck today. |
Talk is cheap indeed yet you're unable to use your religious position to make a political change since you are so concerned about welfare of Nigerians. Afterall the midget VP is a product of your 'father in the Lord '. Talk is cheap afterall |
![]() You dey mind dat one ni? Who no sabi 'Ade love' dat year. Leave am shaa.... Errybody wan cook up grass to grace story. Wetin me wey my papa b mechanic go come talk. We kip the hustle alife. We all gat stories to tell. |
![]() Just make sure you get a receipt after payment; very important. |
Impressive The boy even looks healthier than buhari |
We are not lazy; maybe your Fulani brothers are. The idiot called us lazy ass because we decided to blindly give him a chance to rule despite the glaring evidence of his past political mistakes, not to mention his questionable academic credentials. My people let us be wiser come 2019. |
Oyibo and premium marketing. See as the doctor sugarcoat the whole thing sotey death go even dey hungry you. He believes it is a more 'peaceful and I would even say an elegant death |
Greed and selfishness is one problem I have with these bloggers. Somebody cannot view nippies and brown-chocolate areola in peace. |
![]() Religion makes you dumb and until you start questioning some teachings, you're bound to remain dumb and further silly. |
![]() Buhari: I will run for 2019 election Me: I will run before 2019 election |
If you chose to tow the path of |
![]() So I decided to get lucky myself by trying out something at home since they say charity begins at home. I wrapped up some grass into a rectangular sized paper and lit it. 1st drag 2nd drag 3rd...... and I started hearing voices calling me. Sounds pretty much like that of my mum. That was how I carried myself by myself to the sitting room where mum was busy talking to someone over the phone. On getting to her front with my experiment apparatus sandwiched between fingers in my left hand, I suddenly realized she never called me. Now I'm in my room and mum is banging on the door. Should I open or not. |
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![]() A bad way to disburse taxpayers funds. What's the guarantee that this money will be channelled into developmental projects? This shambolic financial display is obviously more of a campaign stride. |
![]() Poor goats! Seems like animals are not spared in the heat of this catastrophic government. The earlier they join forces with us in synergy to jettison APC, the better for both human and animal race. ![]() |
![]() Engineering; the beauty of nature. |
![]() Very catchy title. Many will storm into this thread hoping to see things like Client Format Picker Azza Link Only to see the consistently recycled affiliate marketing jargons. ![]() |
![]() These commercial banks always fail to take responsibility for such financial mishaps. With a good lawyer, Mr Abolade Bode will get his money back for sure. |
![]() Only wise men know that pushing a woman who knows you in and out to the wall is tantamount to fetching an ant infested wood . |
Entrepreneurship is not for everyone. Nature designed us to excel in different fields; find yours and shine. |
As long as you engage in routine exercise, you are free to eat whatever tickles your tummy. |
Who's even talking about e-voting when you guys are yet to make manual voting free of rigging. Ndi ala! |
Create job opportunities to tackle unemployment una no go gree. Yesterday na fake brewery at lagos Today na fake soldiers |
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![]() Real Madrid 4-1 Juventus Cr7 hatrick Halamadrid ! ! ! |
![]() There are train stations in but you hardly see the railway track. The tracks are carefully buried under layers of dirt. Welcome to Aba. |
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