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Crime › Re: Man Pays 50k For Tearing Lady’s Pant And Bra Over Sex by wwwtortoise(m): 3:49pm On Apr 25, 2018
angry

That pant doesn't look to me like something that was torn in the heat of the moment grin

Seems like it was carefully cropped out in the right dimension and circumference to ease penetration.

grin
Celebrities › Re: Ex-BBNaija Housemate, Khloe In Braless Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 3:41pm On Apr 25, 2018
sad

These crop of BBN housemates (ceecee, Khloe, Alex, bambam, Nina,) seems to lack distinction candidates in the bweast department.

Unlike the milky Ese and bressed bisola.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wwwtortoise(m):
Are you a car owner and needs the services of a personal driver?

Do you know someone that knows somebody that needs a personal driver?


Search no further; I am here to render personal driving services to you.

PM me if interested.

Location: Lagos
NYSC › Re: NYSC DG Gives Condition For Corps Members’ Relocation by wwwtortoise(m): 8:07am On Apr 25, 2018
grin

Media stunt!

The same DG has a % cut from the redeployment runz that take place 'behind the scenes'.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths Get World Bank N8.6bn Graduate Unemployment Youths Support Schem by wwwtortoise(m): 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2018
shocked

My God !

Why do I have this feeling that the daura man and his cabal will receive this money and squander it.
NYSC › Re: FG Set To Increase Allowance Of Corpers - NYSC DG by wwwtortoise(m): 5:22pm On Apr 24, 2018
grin


Scrap the sh!t and keep the sh!tmoney to your sh!tselves.

Serving this sh!thole is not by force.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Obinim’s Sticker: My Husband Can Now Last Longer In Bed – Woman Claims by wwwtortoise(m): 2:22pm On Apr 23, 2018
grin

What should I even type sef shocked

Ayam speechless sad

Singing.....

Miracle sticker

Miracle sticker

Come and give me double dose
With a bigger d!ck today

Come and give me double dose
With a longer d!ck today.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "You See Where Change Has Brought Us Since 2015" by wwwtortoise(m): 4:27pm On Apr 22, 2018
shocked

Talk is cheap indeed yet you're unable to use your religious position to make a political change since you are so concerned about welfare of Nigerians.

Afterall the midget VP is a product of your 'father in the Lord '.

Talk is cheap afterall
Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan: My Brother, Aremu Is Stupid For Saying Our Father Was Very Poor by wwwtortoise(m): 4:17pm On Apr 22, 2018
grin

You dey mind dat one ni?

Who no sabi 'Ade love' dat year. Leave am shaa.... Errybody wan cook up grass to grace story.

Wetin me wey my papa b mechanic go come talk. We kip the hustle alife. We all gat stories to tell.
Properties › Re: Who Should We Obey In This Case, The Landlord Or The Wife? by wwwtortoise(m): 5:06pm On Apr 20, 2018
grin

Just make sure you get a receipt after payment; very important.
Health › Re: Woman Shares Story Of Her Son With Partially Damaged Brain by wwwtortoise(m): 2:11pm On Apr 20, 2018
Impressive

The boy even looks healthier than buhari
Politics › Re: Yul Edochie: "I Rejected Money To Step Down In 2017 Election, We Are Not Lazy" by wwwtortoise(m): 10:44am On Apr 20, 2018
shocked

We are not lazy; maybe your Fulani brothers are.

The idiot called us lazy ass because we decided to blindly give him a chance to rule despite the glaring evidence of his past political mistakes, not to mention his questionable academic credentials.

My people let us be wiser come 2019.
Crime › Re: Sarco: The 'Suicide Machine' Invented By Philip Nitschke "Dr Death" by wwwtortoise(m): 8:05am On Apr 18, 2018
shocked

Oyibo and premium marketing.

See as the doctor sugarcoat the whole thing sotey death go even dey hungry you.


He believes it is a more 'peaceful and I would even say an elegant death
Culture › Re: South African Lady Goes Topless To Celebrate Her Culture With Pride by wwwtortoise(m): 1:42pm On Apr 17, 2018
shocked

Greed and selfishness is one problem I have with these bloggers.

Somebody cannot view nippies and brown-chocolate areola in peace.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor Mike Nwanegbo: "God Banned Friend’s Wife From Heaven Over Tithe" by wwwtortoise(m): 12:54pm On Apr 17, 2018
grin


Religion makes you dumb and until you start questioning some teachings, you're bound to remain dumb and further silly.
Politics › Re: Senate Website, It’s Shutdown & Implications For The Country by wwwtortoise(m): 7:37am On Apr 17, 2018
grin

Buhari: I will run for 2019 election

Me: I will run before 2019 election
Celebrities › Re: Mark Angel: "We Were Offered N144M For Our Facebook Page" by wwwtortoise(m): 10:20pm On Apr 16, 2018
If you chose to tow the path of APC minister of information, it's your choice.
Education › Re: 10 Lucky Discoveries That Made People Rich by wwwtortoise(m): 9:25pm On Apr 16, 2018
wink

So I decided to get lucky myself by trying out something at home since they say charity begins at home.

I wrapped up some grass into a rectangular sized paper and lit it.

1st drag

2nd drag

3rd...... and I started hearing voices calling me.
Sounds pretty much like that of my mum.

That was how I carried myself by myself to the sitting room where mum was busy talking to someone over the phone.

On getting to her front with my experiment apparatus sandwiched between fingers in my left hand, I suddenly realized she never called me.


Now I'm in my room and mum is banging on the door.

Should I open or not.
Sports › Re: 10 Life Lessons From The Quarter Finals Of 2018 UEFA Champions League by wwwtortoise(m): 6:47pm On Apr 16, 2018
cheesy
Politics › Re: Governor Ugwuanyi Disburses N5 Million Each To Another 171 Communities by wwwtortoise(m): 6:09pm On Apr 16, 2018
sad

A bad way to disburse taxpayers funds.

What's the guarantee that this money will be channelled into developmental projects?

This shambolic financial display is obviously more of a campaign stride.
Crime › Re: Kogi State Government Arrest Goats by wwwtortoise(m):
angry
Poor goats!


Seems like animals are not spared in the heat of this catastrophic government.

The earlier they join forces with us in synergy to jettison APC, the better for both human and animal race.
grin
Politics › Re: The New Face Of Oshodi As Construction Continues - Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 5:44pm On Apr 16, 2018
grin

Engineering; the beauty of nature.
Business › Re: How To Make Money Living The Laptop Lifestyle by wwwtortoise(m): 5:39pm On Apr 16, 2018
grin

Very catchy title.

Many will storm into this thread hoping to see things like

Client

Format

Picker

Azza

Link

Only to see the consistently recycled affiliate marketing jargons.
grin
Business › Re: Angry Customer Sues First Bank To Court Over Mastercard Fraud by wwwtortoise(m): 5:32pm On Apr 16, 2018
angry

These commercial banks always fail to take responsibility for such financial mishaps.

With a good lawyer, Mr Abolade Bode will get his money back for sure.
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Michy To Expose Shatta Wale On How He Got His 2 Mansions by wwwtortoise(m): 5:28pm On Apr 16, 2018
angry

Only wise men know that pushing a woman who knows you in and out to the wall is tantamount to fetching an ant infested wood .
Business › Re: Is Entrepreneurship Over-rated? by wwwtortoise(m): 5:42pm On Apr 15, 2018
Entrepreneurship is not for everyone.

Nature designed us to excel in different fields; find yours and shine.
Food › Re: What Meals Do I Need To Avoid To Stop Growing Fat? by wwwtortoise(m): 1:03pm On Apr 14, 2018
shocked

As long as you engage in routine exercise, you are free to eat whatever tickles your tummy.
Politics › Re: No E-voting In 2019 – INEC by wwwtortoise(m): 12:06pm On Apr 13, 2018
Who's even talking about e-voting when you guys are yet to make manual voting free of rigging.

Ndi ala!
Crime › Re: Fake Soldiers And Military Officers Paraded After Their Arrests In Lagos.Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 10:54am On Apr 12, 2018
shocked

Create job opportunities to tackle unemployment una no go gree.

Yesterday na fake brewery at lagos

Today na fake soldiers
Romance › Re: Intimacy Gadget Stuck In Man's Anus In Argentina ((Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 6:19pm On Apr 11, 2018
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Juventus: UCL (1 - 3) On 11th April 2018 by wwwtortoise(m): 5:24pm On Apr 11, 2018
grin

Real Madrid 4-1 Juventus

Cr7 hatrick

Halamadrid ! ! !
Travel › Re: Why Is Trading And Other Activities Allowed On Railway Tracks In Lagos? by wwwtortoise(m): 3:17pm On Apr 11, 2018
wink

There are train stations in but you hardly see the railway track.

The tracks are carefully buried under layers of dirt.

Welcome to Aba.

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