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Crime › Re: Face Of A Scammer by wwwtortoise(m): 12:50pm On Jan 29, 2018
hawk05:
Good day nairalanders, am down and I need your help... Lemme go straight to the point without wasting time. Today I lost 64k meant for my boss, and he give me 6hours to refund his money.
Am begging any meaningful nairalanders to please help me. Any amount will be appreciated. God will surely reward you..
Lemme guess...... You used the 64k your boss gave you to play a 6odds bet9ja bet on the 26th and lost.

Now he has given you 6hours grace to provide the money. And what quickly came to your mind is to register a new account on NL with a 6-alphaNumeric moniker.

Better stop these petty lies this new year else you will turn a 666 candidate.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancy With Ali Baba Explains Why Companies Prefer Experienced Hands by wwwtortoise(m): 12:00pm On Jan 29, 2018
Quite true (mostly in a very competitive market).

However it is pertinent to inject serious, eager, and smart freshmen periodically to spice up the system.

Every master was once a learner.
TV/Movies › Re: Meet 2018 Bbnaija Contestants: All You Need To Know About Them!! by wwwtortoise(m): 10:29pm On Jan 28, 2018
25 years asin football age shocked grin
Celebrities › Re: Babylon Lounge Opens In Abuja, Hosts Iyanya (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:06pm On Jan 28, 2018
cruzita:
I KNOW SAY NA LADIES GO FULL THERE
Don't be envious....... I can reserve a slot for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo: "We Have Been Flying Jet Before You Went To School, Don't Be Jealous" by wwwtortoise(m): 6:28am On Jan 28, 2018
12submarine:
Control your jealousy.
Free the sheeple
Nairaland General › Re: Henry Chukwuemeka, Taxify Driver Sues Dorcas Shola Fapson For N5M by wwwtortoise(m): 2:37pm On Jan 27, 2018
5mil small naa...... Demi sugar daddies fit cough out the money easily.
Bro make it 30mil.
Celebrities › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Is "Pepper Spray" Ambassador - Twitter User Declares by wwwtortoise(m): 9:54pm On Jan 26, 2018
I wasted my precious data on a 5min video watching a dumb girl trying to become relevant by intimidating a humble hustler.
Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa Falls For Fake Davido's Handle On Instagram by wwwtortoise(m): 11:02pm On Jan 24, 2018
Childish overgrown baby.

Even on your birthday you refused to get sense.
Crime › Re: Men Arrested With Counterfeit N8 Million In Niger State (Photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 4:49pm On Jan 22, 2018
oyb:
These are not the names I was looking for
You need unadulterated sense.
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Ronaldinho Strike A Pose by wwwtortoise(m): 12:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
See men them that made soccer game fun.

Nowadays we have players running the length and breadth of pitch like robots without flicks and dribbles.
Business › Re: First Bank Main Market Onitsha On Fire (Live Pictures) by wwwtortoise(m): 12:16pm On Jan 18, 2018
Few will benefit from this chaos at the detriment of many.
Celebrities › Re: Ray Hushpuppi Shows Off His Versace Bedroom And His New Gucci Swag (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:57pm On Jan 17, 2018
zarakay:
Fat Ugly pig
This criminal thinks we don't know the source of his blood money
Ok.... now you know the source of his wealth..... and so?

Is it your gucci.....NO?

Is it your money...... NO?

Was your blood used for the ritual....... ?

If I hear piim from you again eeh
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Hotel, Hardley Apartments Lagos Taken Over By AMCON As He Laments by wwwtortoise(m): 1:22pm On Jan 17, 2018
Impotent executive arm of government unable to carryout court orders.

Corrupt judicial system occupied by selfish and half-baked personnel.

Greedy Legislators with comedians/clowns (Sen. Kogi cen.) in their ranks.

Confused citizens only after their daily bread.


FG has looted the national treasury dry and now turning to personal properties of her citizenry.

SHAME on Nigeria!!
Literature › Re: The 48 Laws Of Power- Which Of The Laws Is Your Favourite? by wwwtortoise(m): 7:26am On Jan 14, 2018
49th......... booth Buhari outaa corridors of power.

2019 will decide.

PS: IF we all should adopt 50% of those laws in our lifestyle, believe me humanity will be lost.
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Romance › Re: Things Guys Say When They Want To Get Down With A Babe: See Hilarious Comments by wwwtortoise(m): 5:29pm On Jan 11, 2018
bodyonchecheche:
Lol I always know what's up when I see 'what are you wearing?'
Slay queen attract boys
Health › Re: Baby Girl's Head Continues To Swell In Jigawa State (Disturbing Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:28pm On Jan 10, 2018
sodiqapril:
I'm not being tribalistic but strange diseases like this seem prevalent in the North. may Gold heal the child.
You must be a Living faith chapel member cos your case is quite different. Or perhaps a lover of peak milk as tribalism is in you.

Please is there anyway concerned Nigerians can make humble donation to this course?
Career › Re: Man Falls From Scaffold In Rivers & Dies Instantly (Graphic Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:24pm On Jan 10, 2018
Keneking:
But the scaffold looks well positioned and intact.

He fell into the next compound at an amazing speed.

Must have lost grip and landed with head with the speed of light.

Does the property have building permit?

Looks like a Pentecostal church in design.
Pentecostal gini?
wilyu kip kwayet!
Events › Re: Kenya Tycoon Buried While Sitting In His Car (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:19pm On Jan 10, 2018
It is good to respect the wishes of the dead.
Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike Kissing His Pet Python, Toke Makinwa (Photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:10pm On Jan 09, 2018
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Family › Re: ‘Men With Many Wives Live Longer Than Those With Just One’- 91-year Old Man by wwwtortoise(m): 2:26pm On Jan 08, 2018
That it his personal opinion.

Imagine a poor man with 2 or more wives...... high BP is not usually far away.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lord's Garden: Dr Paul Enenche's New Multi Billion Naira Auditorium (Video) by wwwtortoise(m):
onuhabel1:
Nigeria is the Lord's and the fullness thereof...
Brotherly quit smoking ant-infested weed..... it is not good for the brain.
Crime › Re: Girl Stabbed By Man ‘Osama’ In Delta For Rejecting His Advances (Photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:14pm On Jan 08, 2018
psychophats everywhere
Business › Re: 4 Totally Simple Ways To Get Out Of Debt by wwwtortoise(m): 2:12pm On Jan 08, 2018
Our irresponsible Government needs this info more than we do.
Food › Re: PHOTOS: Lady Finds Another Egg Inside An Egg She Was Boiling For Breakfast by wwwtortoise(m): 7:11am On Jan 06, 2018
Twin chicks
Politics › Re: 'Money Stop Nonsense' Woman "Faints" After Attacking Commissioner In Delta. PICS by wwwtortoise(m): 12:01pm On Jan 05, 2018
After realizing she F***ed up big time.... she wan com apply emotional ddrama.
I bet she would have been hailed by her colleagues if it were to be a common man.

If you no get money hide your face....

When you get pepper, your personality and wealth will act even before you literally act.
Health › Re: Penis Bleaching Men Are Now Rushing To Hospitals To Bleach Their Private Parts by wwwtortoise(m): 9:28am On Jan 05, 2018
Buhari u see ur life grin
Politics › Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria If You Were The President? by wwwtortoise(m): 12:52pm On Jan 02, 2018
Power
Career › Re: When Is It Appropriate To Ask For A Salary Raise? by wwwtortoise(m): 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2018
When you are prepared to be fired
Celebrities › Re: If Davido And Wizkid Were Ronaldo And Messi Of Nigerian Music, Who's The Neymar? by wwwtortoise(m): 5:01pm On Dec 26, 2017
Small doctor


Burna boy >>> balotteli

2face >>> David Beckham


Daddy showkey >>> Eboue

Airforce1 >>> januzaj
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Squad 2000 And 2017 Compared Following Their Loss Yesterday by wwwtortoise(m): 7:44pm On Dec 24, 2017
LaClicKLaBenDin:
Just some months ago, Barca was beaten home and away by Real Madrid, no one made too much noise about it. Now that Barca has beaten Madrid, different articles are now popping up everywhere...

Madrid beat Barca 3-1 away, with 11 vs 11, beat them home, and now Barca managed to beat Madrid with one man down, we no go hear word again.

Note: Madrid beat Barca to claim the Spanish super cup, and Barca beat Madrid in a league game, which has has more significance?
Your head dey your neck jaree
Career › Re: Help!! Business Or School? by wwwtortoise(m): 10:01am On Dec 23, 2017
Chykeboss:
is a complicated issue try and discuss with your pastor if it still dosen't work out just follow ur heart. my 1cent. may the force be wit you
Pastor kwa?

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