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Experience comes with job satisfaction.

Money precedes both unless you are not in the sh!thole.

OP make this article safe for our eyes first using line spacing and paragraphing.

Kenyans or Ugandans again.

Why use glasses when you need to 'shine your eyes' in the street.

Love thy enemy

When he/she proves unrepentant, show more love.

I owe my children another nationality even if it's Ghana or Cameron.

This is why I avoid short girls; they can do and undo.

Bad move!

It's better to constructively criticize them from 'behind the scenes ' .

But what do I know?

Unbelievable!

I just came to see pictures of breasts in different sizes.

Who is with me?

That can not happen.
#fact

Don jazzy looking like an European prisoner.

Head of house ko

Head of d!ck ni

Coca-Cola is more harmful to health than TM.

#fact

Smart move.

A problem shared is literally half solved.

If you will be needing illiterates to train, do not hesitate to let us know as we will gladly send one dullard in aso rock to you.

Regards.

Poor journalism.

You should have informed us what led to the fire outbreak.

It will be easier for Arsenal to win the EPL than for EFCC to win an anti-graft court case.

Story for children.

nkemdi89:
George weah will be in Owerri on Easter Sunday .

I hope his statue is ready too

I am better off with a high grade military chopper than these.

Kids bragging.

While you boast of a loaf, remember someone somewhere owns a bakery.

#fact

Your wife loves money more than she loves you.
#fact

Now I am fully convinced NL mods are crazily insane.

Bullying is not peculiar to online alone; it happens offline at school and playground.

Number 2 is a debatable point as smartphones if used properly and under guidance can improve academic pursuit of kids.

There are many ways to avoid exposure to porn sites. One of them is via site-locking on the targeted device.

Addiction is subjective. The keyword is moderation and can be achieved in multiple ways.

Sleep deprivation is out of the equation as many things tend to deprive us all sleep from time to time.

Ps: do not deny them the opportunity to get acquainted with technology at the early stage. However this should be done with close supervision.

I. T. C is the future.

These guys 'high' crazily before any performance so no blames biko.

He is under the influence of something bigger than his brains

Disk jockey play me FALL

There is hunger in the land.
The real thieves will rather erect tall fences than build long dining tables.

Only time will tell.

simplex2:




I can imagine the scenario.

Interviewer: Why do you want to leave your present place of work to join us?

Me: (goes ballistic) Fvcked up ars'holes! They take me for a slave...mvtherfckers didn't even give me a car as a sales person yet they expect me to generate market leads everyday! Who does that?

Interviewer: Huh?

Me: Yes, i have to be jumping molue at every turn! Then when I don't meet target, they cut 25% of my money in a stupid scheme they call variable pay.

Interviewer: Really?

Me: (now fuming) I have never ever gotten 100% of my pay, its either they cut it because of target, or because I missed a meeting or because I came late...silly excuses just to make sure I remain frustrated. And my co sales person never gets the same treatment because I seriously suspect she is sleeping with the line manager!

Interviewer: For real?

Me: Yes, the bit'ch screws even the HR manager, never gets a query, always getting paid 100% of her salary. But I learnt a lot of things in that place shaa.

Interviewer: Like?

Me: Never trust your boss! That's why I need this job...I suspect he is planning to sack me. i need to surprise him by resigning before he does that. Its called 'being ahead of the game'.

Interviewer: (smiles)

Me: So, when do I start?

Hilarious
You must be a salesman

This happens when you know you have a sensitive government that can read between the lines

I am coming...... Let me quickly fry sperm and spermatozoa

She deserves a nice lap massage .

The race of life is not won by the chicken-hearted; rather by the dogged and brave.

#survival

My childhood crush