Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah, The Messiah Of Liverpool? by wwwtortoise(m): 1:20pm On Mar 20, 2018*. Modified: 1:37pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
kingDELE: so u think madrid are interested in African/Black players?? Michael Essien Mutiu Adepoju Emmanuel adebayor |
Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah, The Messiah Of Liverpool? by wwwtortoise(m): 12:17pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
 I will poach him come this summer. The next time you all will see him after the season will be in 'whites' shouting..... HALA MADRID |
Sports › Re: List Of Super Eagles Players Invited For Game Against Poland by wwwtortoise(m): 12:12pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
sotall: Victor Moses plays at the wing back for Chelsea...
How come he plays at the front for SE? That's how our government works too.  |
Celebrities › Re: Fans Slam B-Red For Claiming To Be A "Poor" Boy Before by wwwtortoise(m): 12:04pm On Mar 20, 2018*. Modified: 3:28pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
Everybody is forming street
They pretend not to have had food to eat
Yet they struggle to Cook good beats
And when you need their help they become strict. |
Politics › Re: Lagos, Osun, Cross River’s Debts Exceed Revenues By Over 480% - FRC by wwwtortoise(m): 11:11am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Those states in massive debt are massively ahead of my state economically. |
Politics › Re: Abducted Rann Nurse Becomes Boko Haram Member, Sends Warning Whatsapp Message by wwwtortoise(m): 10:56am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Shame on Nigerian military heads who have abandoned their protection duty to dance with corrupt politicians. |
Crime › Re: Grandpa Nabbed As NDLEA Uncovers 280 Bags Of Weed Inside Ceiling (photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:50am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Lesson learnt.
Never befriend a snitch. |
Health › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman Wanders Away After Giving Birth To Bouncing Baby. PICS by wwwtortoise(m): 10:45am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Who got her pregnant in the first place?
What a way to bring an innocent child into this cruel world. |
Agriculture › Re: Poultry Business In Nigeria: How Reliable & Profitable Is It? by wwwtortoise(m): 10:39am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Poultry farming is a very delicate and time consuming venture as a starter.
It requires time, energy, patience and hardwork. Your ROI largely depends on how healthy your birds become.
As for your mentor, the fact that he is a clergy doesn't mean you should swallow all he tells you hook, line and sinker.
Make your own background research. |
Politics › Re: Okorocha Distributes Cars For Campaign For Buhari, APC (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 8:37am On Mar 20, 2018 |
The more we talk, the more they showcase their cluelessness and gross stupidity.
Fellow Nigerians can we adopt a new approach.
Talk is cheap. |
Romance › Re: When You Glow Up Together: Couple Share 2009 Vs 2018 Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 8:34am On Mar 20, 2018 |
biacan: They look so sweet 
same thing I've been praying for but no man seems to be coming  Look no further |
Crime › Re: Man Dies In Finland, While On The Phone With His Wife In Nigeria (photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 8:12am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Cekpo34: Village people (VP 101)  Is that what the autopsy report reads? |
Crime › Re: Zambian Landlady Pours Hot Porridge On Tenant's 1-Year-Old Baby Over Unpaid Rent by wwwtortoise(m): 7:55am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Pathetic!
Btw so Zambian kwacha has more value than naira.
K1 = #38.17k
Shoutout to Nigerian leaders, may all your loots buy you stretchers, wheelchairs, oxygen and drugs all the days of your corrupt lives. |
Business › Re: CBN Pumps $210m Into Forex Market by wwwtortoise(m): 7:19am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Temporary solution to a persistent problem.
For how long will they continue to do same thing and expect a different result in the long-run.
CLOWNS. |
Education › Re: List Of Universities In Nigeria That Offer Admission Without JAMB True or False? by wwwtortoise(m): 7:17am On Mar 20, 2018 |
Education in Nigerian is just a subtle way of keeping adolescents busy over time. Nothing else. |
Phones › Re: Carlcare Website Just Got A Massive Update by wwwtortoise(m): 7:15am On Mar 20, 2018 |
This app has been in my device since Adam but I've never bothered to use it before. |
Education › Re: PHOTOS: World’s Best Teacher,andria Zafirakou, Wins $1m by wwwtortoise(m): 7:13am On Mar 20, 2018 |
 The only world best I know is Cristiano Ronaldo. |
Sports › Re: Britain's worst Boxer, Robin Deakin Hangs His Gloves After A 12year Career. by wwwtortoise(m): 6:18am On Mar 20, 2018 |
 At old age, this guy will be like a vegetable. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Andrew Ejimadu's Members Lick His Shoes For Blessings (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 6:38pm On Mar 19, 2018*. Modified: 7:04pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
 They're all adults, it's their choice to bend, kiss, bow, stroke, blow , suckle any part of his body . African Religious Mugus. |
Car Talk › Re: See 30 Of The Weirdest Car Accidents (pix) by wwwtortoise(m): 6:06pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
 Don't be surprised if I tell you most of these are deliberate stunts. Oyinbo are spontaneous, weird and adventurous. |
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Withdrawal Of Policemen Attached To Vips by wwwtortoise(m): 6:02pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
Following your logic, we all are entitled to police boys because we all pay tax . |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Philippines For Romance And Fake Dollar Scam by wwwtortoise(m): 5:38pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
 Surprised to see that this format still works. |
Politics › Re: ”recover Idps Funds Stolen By Your Cabal” PDP Tells President Buhari by wwwtortoise(m): 5:33pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
Association of
Political
Criminals. |
Celebrities › Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by wwwtortoise(m): 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
OhiOfIhima: U dey mind her, unless she goat. Am vr sure she knows dat her fiancée is in a critical condition n still d boo manage to called her n d Idiot beautiful nonsense ignored his calls. Vr soon she go jump into d next available dick.. To hell wit d so call relationship, Alayee, any nigga wey ready marry one village girl n leave dis slay mamas n deir over sabi wahala. The female folk are too complicated to fully understand, try not to make them top priority with exception to very few anyways. |
Crime › Re: Electric Cable Vandals Arrested By Police In Abuja (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:02pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
 Person wey thief Maggi dem go show em face for crimefighter. While the real thieves earn over 13m naira in allowances. #Leaduswell |
Celebrities › Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by wwwtortoise(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
..... and she came to the social media to tell us about the missed call. |
Politics › Re: Things We Crucified GEJ For That Hasn't Happened In This Administration by wwwtortoise(m): 1:47pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
This present administration is wonderfully clueless. |
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Overrated, I Am Wack" - DJ Cuppy Finally Agrees With Ushbebe by wwwtortoise(m): 1:33pm On Mar 19, 2018 |
The best way to counter critics is to embrace criticism outwardly, then strive to be better than yourself inwardly. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Man Who Doesn't Have Money For Plasma TV Breaks Wall & Does This by wwwtortoise(m): 10:15am On Mar 16, 2018 |
This is technically wrong until he does same for the standing fan and DVD player. |
Travel › Re: Gold, Platinum And Diamonds Worth ₦136b Falls Out Of Russian Plane by wwwtortoise(m): 10:11am On Mar 16, 2018 |
See how men had wanted to secretly move wealth.
But our social media outlets no go rest if one yeyebrity acquire #25,000 worth of jewelry. |
Education › Re: The Effect Of Student Housing Conditions On Academic Performance by wwwtortoise(m): 7:42am On Mar 16, 2018 |
The depth of your pocket determines whether you reside on-campus or off-campus. |
Crime › Re: RRS Asks Lagosians To Come And Claim Their Missing Cannabis. by wwwtortoise(m): 7:36am On Mar 16, 2018 |
 Mine was missing but I have found it. |