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Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah, The Messiah Of Liverpool? by wwwtortoise(m):
kingDELE:
so u think madrid are interested in African/Black players??
Michael Essien

Mutiu Adepoju

Emmanuel adebayor
Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah, The Messiah Of Liverpool? by wwwtortoise(m): 12:17pm On Mar 20, 2018
cool

I will poach him come this summer.

The next time you all will see him after the season will be in 'whites' shouting.....

HALA MADRID
Sports › Re: List Of Super Eagles Players Invited For Game Against Poland by wwwtortoise(m): 12:12pm On Mar 20, 2018
sotall:
Victor Moses plays at the wing back for Chelsea...

How come he plays at the front for SE?
That's how our government works too.
grin
Celebrities › Re: Fans Slam B-Red For Claiming To Be A "Poor" Boy Before by wwwtortoise(m):
Everybody is forming street


They pretend not to have had food to eat


Yet they struggle to Cook good beats


And when you need their help they become strict.
Politics › Re: Lagos, Osun, Cross River’s Debts Exceed Revenues By Over 480% - FRC by wwwtortoise(m): 11:11am On Mar 20, 2018
Those states in massive debt are massively ahead of my state economically.
Politics › Re: Abducted Rann Nurse Becomes Boko Haram Member, Sends Warning Whatsapp Message by wwwtortoise(m): 10:56am On Mar 20, 2018
Shame on Nigerian military heads who have abandoned their protection duty to dance with corrupt politicians.
Crime › Re: Grandpa Nabbed As NDLEA Uncovers 280 Bags Of Weed Inside Ceiling (photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:50am On Mar 20, 2018
Lesson learnt.

Never befriend a snitch.
Health › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman Wanders Away After Giving Birth To Bouncing Baby. PICS by wwwtortoise(m): 10:45am On Mar 20, 2018
Who got her pregnant in the first place?

What a way to bring an innocent child into this cruel world.
Agriculture › Re: Poultry Business In Nigeria: How Reliable & Profitable Is It? by wwwtortoise(m): 10:39am On Mar 20, 2018
Poultry farming is a very delicate and time consuming venture as a starter.

It requires time, energy, patience and hardwork. Your ROI largely depends on how healthy your birds become.

As for your mentor, the fact that he is a clergy doesn't mean you should swallow all he tells you hook, line and sinker.

Make your own background research.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Distributes Cars For Campaign For Buhari, APC (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 8:37am On Mar 20, 2018
The more we talk, the more they showcase their cluelessness and gross stupidity.

Fellow Nigerians can we adopt a new approach.

Talk is cheap.
Romance › Re: When You Glow Up Together: Couple Share 2009 Vs 2018 Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 8:34am On Mar 20, 2018
biacan:
They look so sweet kiss




same thing I've been praying for but no man seems to be coming embarassed
Look no further
Crime › Re: Man Dies In Finland, While On The Phone With His Wife In Nigeria (photo) by wwwtortoise(m): 8:12am On Mar 20, 2018
Cekpo34:
Village people (VP 101) grin
Is that what the autopsy report reads?
Crime › Re: Zambian Landlady Pours Hot Porridge On Tenant's 1-Year-Old Baby Over Unpaid Rent by wwwtortoise(m): 7:55am On Mar 20, 2018
Pathetic!

Btw so Zambian kwacha has more value than naira.

K1 = #38.17k

Shoutout to Nigerian leaders, may all your loots buy you stretchers, wheelchairs, oxygen and drugs all the days of your corrupt lives.
Business › Re: CBN Pumps $210m Into Forex Market by wwwtortoise(m): 7:19am On Mar 20, 2018
Temporary solution to a persistent problem.

For how long will they continue to do same thing and expect a different result in the long-run.

CLOWNS.
Education › Re: List Of Universities In Nigeria That Offer Admission Without JAMB True or False? by wwwtortoise(m): 7:17am On Mar 20, 2018
Education in Nigerian is just a subtle way of keeping adolescents busy over time.
Nothing else.
Phones › Re: Carlcare Website Just Got A Massive Update by wwwtortoise(m): 7:15am On Mar 20, 2018
This app has been in my device since Adam but I've never bothered to use it before.
Education › Re: PHOTOS: World’s Best Teacher,andria Zafirakou, Wins $1m by wwwtortoise(m): 7:13am On Mar 20, 2018
grin

The only world best I know is Cristiano Ronaldo.
Sports › Re: Britain's worst Boxer, Robin Deakin Hangs His Gloves After A 12year Career. by wwwtortoise(m): 6:18am On Mar 20, 2018
shocked

At old age, this guy will be like a vegetable.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Andrew Ejimadu's Members Lick His Shoes For Blessings (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m):
cheesy

They're all adults, it's their choice to bend, kiss, bow, stroke, blow , suckle any part of his body .

African Religious Mugus.
Car Talk › Re: See 30 Of The Weirdest Car Accidents (pix) by wwwtortoise(m): 6:06pm On Mar 19, 2018
grin

Don't be surprised if I tell you most of these are deliberate stunts.

Oyinbo are spontaneous, weird and adventurous.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Withdrawal Of Policemen Attached To Vips by wwwtortoise(m): 6:02pm On Mar 19, 2018
Following your logic, we all are entitled to police boys because we all pay tax .
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Philippines For Romance And Fake Dollar Scam by wwwtortoise(m): 5:38pm On Mar 19, 2018
angry

Surprised to see that this format still works.
Politics › Re: ”recover Idps Funds Stolen By Your Cabal” PDP Tells President Buhari by wwwtortoise(m): 5:33pm On Mar 19, 2018
Association of

Political

Criminals.
Celebrities › Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by wwwtortoise(m): 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2018
OhiOfIhima:
U dey mind her, unless she goat. Am vr sure she knows dat her fiancée is in a critical condition n still d boo manage to called her n d Idiot beautiful nonsense ignored his calls. Vr soon she go jump into d next available dick.. To hell wit d so call relationship, Alayee, any nigga wey ready marry one village girl n leave dis slay mamas n deir over sabi wahala.
The female folk are too complicated to fully understand, try not to make them top priority with exception to very few anyways.
Crime › Re: Electric Cable Vandals Arrested By Police In Abuja (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 2:02pm On Mar 19, 2018
shocked

Person wey thief Maggi dem go show em face for crimefighter.

While the real thieves earn over 13m naira in allowances.

#Leaduswell
Celebrities › Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by wwwtortoise(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2018
..... and she came to the social media to tell us about the missed call.
Politics › Re: Things We Crucified GEJ For That Hasn't Happened In This Administration by wwwtortoise(m): 1:47pm On Mar 19, 2018
This present administration is wonderfully clueless.
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Overrated, I Am Wack" - DJ Cuppy Finally Agrees With Ushbebe by wwwtortoise(m): 1:33pm On Mar 19, 2018
The best way to counter critics is to embrace criticism outwardly, then strive to be better than yourself inwardly.
Jokes Etc › Re: Man Who Doesn't Have Money For Plasma TV Breaks Wall & Does This by wwwtortoise(m): 10:15am On Mar 16, 2018
This is technically wrong until he does same for the standing fan and DVD player.
Travel › Re: Gold, Platinum And Diamonds Worth ₦136b Falls Out Of Russian Plane by wwwtortoise(m): 10:11am On Mar 16, 2018
See how men had wanted to secretly move wealth.

But our social media outlets no go rest if one yeyebrity acquire #25,000 worth of jewelry.
Education › Re: The Effect Of Student Housing Conditions On Academic Performance by wwwtortoise(m): 7:42am On Mar 16, 2018
The depth of your pocket determines whether you reside on-campus or off-campus.
Crime › Re: RRS Asks Lagosians To Come And Claim Their Missing Cannabis. by wwwtortoise(m): 7:36am On Mar 16, 2018
grin

Mine was missing but I have found it.

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