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Sports › Re: Chinedu Udoji Confirmed Dead In Accident by wwwtortoise(m): 1:39pm On Feb 21, 2018
gentlezypher:
that should be my problem and not yours,how about you facing your own problem?
I want to help solve yours first Mr udo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by wwwtortoise(m): 5:24pm On Feb 20, 2018
Barça dey rob pass anini.... Dem fit even give Kante red card as em dey shake hands with players before the kickoff.

Sports › Re: Chinedu Udoji Confirmed Dead In Accident by wwwtortoise(m): 11:01pm On Feb 19, 2018
gentlezypher:
does my gender add anything to you?
No, rather it removes something from you.
Politics › Re: Buhari: All Recovered Assets Will Be Sold Off by wwwtortoise(m): 8:31pm On Feb 19, 2018
...... why ?

..... to whom ?

........ when ?

........ how ?

slowpoke presido
Politics › Re: Fresh N10bn NHIS Scam: Buhari Presidency Stinks, Has No Honour Left- PDP by wwwtortoise(m): 8:18pm On Feb 19, 2018
I laughed so hard the other day I was passing-by a primary school and heard school children reciting the national anthem with enough gusto and energy.

Unknown to them... ...

The leaders have betrayed them.

They have put them and their unborn kids into national debt and mockery.

They have traded their security for political gains and selfishness.


Our leaders are a curse to Nigerians and the black race.
Education › Re: Are Polytechnics On Par With Universities? by wwwtortoise(m): 7:49pm On Feb 19, 2018
See the kind stupid question Op dey ask.

Instead of you to channel your aproko towards

employment and job opportunity related topics, you are

here trying to plant further discrimination.
Sports › Re: Chinedu Udoji Confirmed Dead In Accident by wwwtortoise(m): 11:52am On Feb 19, 2018
Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Rocks Short Crazy Jean, Gets Fans Speechless With Her Fashion Sense by wwwtortoise(m): 9:29am On Feb 17, 2018
Real Madrid come see wetin una cause...... Naso bookmakers con give psg 1.073 odds to win Strasbourg.

What manner of fuckery is dis?
NYSC › Re: Will Nasu Strike Affect Nysc Batch A Mobilization? by wwwtortoise(m): 11:11am On Feb 16, 2018
churchee:
I want to ask, is there a way one can boycott NYSC and still get the certificate?



Right now, I'm even tired of NASU, UNN, NYSC in fact, Nigeria.
My thoughts too
Politics › Re: 2019: ‘not Too Young To Run’ Bill Scales Through 21 States Assemblies (names) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:55am On Feb 14, 2018
Ffhh
Politics › Re: What Is INEC Registration Situation In Your Area? by wwwtortoise(m): 10:50am On Feb 14, 2018
Did mine a couple of days ago @aba-north L. G. A. and was issued a temporary card same day.

Now I am out of state; don't know how long it'll take for the PVC to be ready for collection.
Sports › Re: Iwobi Says Argentina Will Fall Again In Russia by wwwtortoise(m):
If it were to be a foreign player being interviewed by the media, the convo will go thus'

Press: we understand that you and other members of

the Super Eagles are leaving no stone unturned with

respect to the upcoming World Cup and particularly

another face-off with the 'La Albiceleste'.

What's your take on that?

Footballer: Argentina has wonderful and world-class

footballers in their ranks. It will be an interesting and

tough match; and I hope we will win the tie and most

importantly qualify for the next round.
Family › Re: “domestic Violence Can’t Be Cured” – Woman As She Walks Out Of Her Marriage by wwwtortoise(m): 7:03am On Feb 13, 2018
sgtponzihater1:
Women come to the Internet to rant and get all the sympathy from poorly baked individual. Marriage is not a game of tennis, ping pong or ludo it's a serious Business. What we have these day are people preparing more for wedding than leaving together. Before she post these rubbish, she should definitely find out; Is she marriageable?, how about her attitude?, does she have regard?, did she take time to study the guy, date and know if they are compatible, or did she spend more time checking out modern wedding fashion on Bella Naija?. 85% of our ladies and sadly also men are not marriageable, but they come online to rant all the rubbish they can gather, and get warped minded sympathisers to cheer on their bad behaviour. Peace!
So it is all about her behavior and attitude?
How about that of the hubby; I guess it shouldn't be questioned right?

Domestic violence is not a manageable situation. The moment it occurs knowingly or unknowingly, the union has been poisoned.

Singles out there should be more concerned about compatibility of their supposed spouses.
Car Talk › Re: Will You Buy This 1976 Mercedes Benz For N10million? (photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 4:03pm On Feb 12, 2018
1976 Benz with automatic transmission
Celebrities › Re: Lady Tattoos Davido's Face On Her Chest by wwwtortoise(m): 8:06pm On Feb 11, 2018
That chest really needs some upkeep not tattoo.
Romance › Re: "Run Away From Any Successful Lady That Is Above 30 & Single" - Physiotherapist by wwwtortoise(m): 8:49pm On Feb 10, 2018
olaboy1:
I owe you no explanation fu$ktard
Lol
I know your type. You are a frustrated half-man who easily gets intimidated by successful independent ladies.

Well I will give a simple advice.... Change your orientation on this subject matter or go pick a spouse from your village.

Your life, your choice but never again should you make generalized assumption from your sh!tlife experiences.

And to even think you wanted to sound intelligent by adding biblical/religious reference only makes you dumb and silly.

D!ckhead
Romance › Re: "Run Away From Any Successful Lady That Is Above 30 & Single" - Physiotherapist by wwwtortoise(m): 8:37pm On Feb 10, 2018
OILOFGLADNESS:
THIS IS PURE LIE
I AM A PROUD INDEPENDENT LADY
RESPONSIBLE FOR MY BROTHERS SCHOOL
SUPPORTING MY BROTHERS IN BIZ
SUPPORTING OTHER SIBLINGS , BOTH , COUSINS, UNCLES AND AUNTIE,
PROUD TO HAVE PAID SOMEONE HOSPITSL BILL
PROUD TO HAVE BAILED 2 FRIENDS FROM POLICE STATION
PROUD OF MANY THINGS,
PROUD TO STAND IN MIDST OF PROFESSIONAL COLLEAGUES AND SAY MY MIND
THAT DOESNT MEAN I HAVE LOST MY HOME VALUES, IT DOESNT ALSO MEAN I WILL KEEP CALM AT EVIL AND WRONG ACT JUST TO BE A LADY

MOST MEN ARE SIMPLY INTIMIDATED BY SUCCESSFUL SINGLE LADIES, THAT WHY IT FEEL AS IF THEY DONT GET MARRIED

BUT WHEN THE RIGHT MAN APPEARS, HE BRINGS OUT THE BABY IN THE LADY

WE SHOULDN'T GENERALIZE OUR PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
STOP SPOILING OTHERS MIND

ANY UNSUCCESSFUL LADY AT 30 AND NOT MARRIED IS SIMPLE NOT HELPING HERSELF


MY BROTHERS HAS ADVISED ME AGAINST BUYING A CAR COS OF THIS SAME SHIT.

THIS YEAR I AM GONNA LUNCH MY 4MATIC. WRONG PERCEPTION AMD IMPRESSION IS A KILLER

WHAT A DEPENDENT LADY DO OR SAY IF A SUCCESSFUL LADY DO SAME OR SAY LESS, IT WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD, WHY? COS OF WRONG IMPRESSION AND ORIENTATION


IF A MAN CAN BE BOLD TO TELL ME THAT I AM TOO INTELLIGENT FOR HIS LIKING AND THAT I USE MY INTELLIGENT AGAINST HIM, WHAT CAN I DO?

START BLAMING GOD WHY HE MADE ME THAT WAYhuh

PEOPLE SHOULD WORK ON THEIR ORIENTATION SO AS TO LIVE A BETTER LIFE
I love this.... You just reproduced my thoughts in print.
Romance › Re: "Run Away From Any Successful Lady That Is Above 30 & Single" - Physiotherapist by wwwtortoise(m): 8:34pm On Feb 10, 2018
olaboy1:
You can see the few successful women have refused to marry or settle down, God knows why he put the worlds wealth in the hands of men.
No matter what feminism tries to achieve in terms of equal pay, men would always find another higher source of wealth creation, and they have once again done so by creating crypto currency trying to move away from fiat money.

Women are so full of pride, ego and very selfish. Very few would spend their money on boo, only to litter your chat with bae, boo and emoticons, abeg this 2018 if you can’t spend that money on boo hide your face.
Can you expatiate the boldened.
You are beginning to sound silly
Education › Re: 6 Countries You Can Study At Top Universities At Affordable Fees. by wwwtortoise(m): 2:58pm On Feb 09, 2018
uyiekpenn:
Canada is also an affordable destination. I finished from the University of Manitoba and it was a wonderful experience.
Good day
Can I ask you few questions?
Business › Re: 5 Reasons Why E-commerce Is Not Thriving In Nigeria As It Should by wwwtortoise(m): 6:00pm On Feb 07, 2018
Naija hasn't got to that level just yet.
Crime › Re: Lady Falls For Scammers On Attempt To Help A Fake Sick Child by wwwtortoise(m): 4:15pm On Feb 07, 2018
Originakalokalo:
Nature cannot reward anyone.

God rewards the activities of men.

Though the reward may appear Natural, it is not Natural.
God in nature
Crime › Re: Lady Falls For Scammers On Attempt To Help A Fake Sick Child by wwwtortoise(m): 12:04pm On Feb 07, 2018
That is the society we live in.

Everybody is continuously in a bid to outsmart somebody through psychological empathy, emotional blackmail, forceful maneuver, religious brainwashing, and the list goes on......

How then can one maintain personal sanity and mental peace?

Do not relent in showing kindness.

Be careful; not too careful.

Nature owe you a reward.
NYSC › Re: Will Nasu Strike Affect Nysc Batch A Mobilization? by wwwtortoise(m): 12:01pm On Feb 07, 2018
Fifthwave:
True. They are also holding students planning on post graduate studies abroad. Processing their transcript becomes a problem.
It's so annoying.
NYSC › Re: Will Nasu Strike Affect Nysc Batch A Mobilization? by wwwtortoise(m): 11:37am On Feb 07, 2018
I am in the same fix too and the bitter part is that there's barely no news or updates on the ongoing NASU strike.

FG is holding young graduates to ransom via NYSC...... Self planning becomes difficult.

SH!TH0LE
Crime › Re: Man Transporting Arms To Benue Intercepted In Jigawa (photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 10:03pm On Feb 06, 2018
Seize the said firearms

Detain him

Interrogate him skillfully (with torture if need be) until he vomits vital information that will point out his sponsor(s) and accomplice(s).

That is the normal procedure in sane climes where safety of citizens is paramount.

But his name is Sallisu; from the 'untouchable tribe'.

Sh!thole.
Politics › Re: Corper Kiki Osinbajo Rocks Her NYSC Crested Vest In Style (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 8:32pm On Feb 05, 2018
Seun and his dim wit mods needs orientation.
Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Spends $215 On Dominican Lady, Couldn't Have Sex, Rants by wwwtortoise(m): 9:17pm On Feb 01, 2018
Mentality of kids
Business › Re: Why Paddy Adenuga's Bid To Acquire Chevron Failed by wwwtortoise(m): 1:25pm On Jan 31, 2018
Teewhy2:
Failed or not what needs to be learn't in the story from my perspective.

1) Be as Bold as you can, Nothing is impossible to acheive
2) Dream Bigger than your immediate enviroment
3) Not all things should be kept secret from your close friends, you never can tell they may have an
information that can be the game changer.
4) Don't give up on challenges easily.
5) Don't allow your ego and pride becloud your sense of reasoning and judgement.
6) Always keep every contact of people you meet intact, even that Kunle welder no. might be
important one day.
7) Always trust your Instincts.
8 ) No matter what always take good care of your self and treat yourself well.
9) No age is too small to take on a great challenge. Age shouldn't be a barrier in conquering the world.
10) No training is useless, it might be of help one day.
11) open your mind into different things and make researches.
You have spoken well.
Politics › Re: Buhari Departs Addis Ababa (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 4:47pm On Jan 30, 2018
Ajali 1 of daura republic
Crime › Re: Man Beaten Mercilessly For Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. Graphic Photos by wwwtortoise(m): 4:08pm On Jan 29, 2018
Next time a milf tells you to pull off your pants, tell her......

Sorry ma'am..... Man's not hot�
Sports › Re: How Can I Join Nigeria Football Supporters Club? by wwwtortoise(m): 4:01pm On Jan 29, 2018
Topestbilly:
Ogaa ooh! Someone will need strong connect to support national team again? Dis naija sef!
Lol

Bros I tire oo
Crime › Re: Face Of A Scammer by wwwtortoise(m): 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2018
hawk05:
To guess wrong is very expensive... Thanks
Apologies if I sounded offensive in my previous post; perhaps it was a poor attempt to ease you off the delinma you are facing.

I will advice you create a thread on this topic in the family section.

Apologies once more.

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