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RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 1:09pm On Sep 07, 2021
UndauntedYOCA:
Do you have a YouTube channel? I'd love to subscribe if you do.
Yes, I have. But I'm no longer interested in it. I've stopped uploading videos.
RomanceRe: I Need Your Help,i Just Got Scammed by Xenry: 12:59pm On Sep 07, 2021
Lol.
This is my own experience. I created a thread about it then. Shine your eyes next time cool.

Xenry:
So, I opened an account in a Keystone bank recently and I went there yesterday to complete the registration and collect my ATM card.
Now, some idiots are calling me to try to scam me. They would call and ask me if I'm Mr — —, and then ask if I have withdrawn money with the ATM card, and then proceed to get my ATM details, claiming that they are calling from the bank.
I first received their call yesterday, and I tried to play them and give them fake ATM details, but they noticed what I was doing along the line, and cut the call after saying that I was unserious and that they will block my account, blah blah blah...
Today again, another one called. He started with the same annoying question: are you Mr — —? Have you withdrawn money with your ATM card? And that they want to activate it, they then went ahead to ask me to get the card and be ready to give them it's details. I then told them that if there's any problem with my Bank ATM card, that I will personally go to the bank and fix it myself, they replied, "but we are calling from the bank, Sir." Then I told them, "I don't give a fùck whether you are calling from the bank or not, just stop disturbing me with your calls," and his last reply before cutting the call was, "Your papa, you be fool, god go punish you."
Mehn, how can I effectively handle these people when next they call? I need to troll them; I tried to give them fake details yesterday, but it didn't work because they noticed it.
Anyways, share your experience with these annoying people.
RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 11:51pm On Sep 06, 2021
nijaomegacode:
Wet waitin?
It looks irritating.
So irritating. Pvssy is only attractive when in clothes o. When the cloth is removed, hmmmm, the thing na bad news. lipsrsealed
Bro, you get the point. What you see with clothes on, is usually entirely different from what you will see when it's taken off, like stretch marks, smelly pvssies, etc.
It's always irritating and disappointing.
RomanceRe: She Refused To Be Fu*k Last-night. by Xenry: 10:09pm On Sep 06, 2021
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RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 8:22pm On Sep 06, 2021
Try to ignore the commenter above.
I don't have time to argue with or reply such people. So, i would usually press the report button, press 2 and then send. Case closed. Even if I want to reply them later, it won't be possible because it's already deleted from my sight. You can see the comments but I can't. Easy peasy.

RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 8:02pm On Sep 06, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
Big breast and big yanch, abi?


Just picture the jelly fish with those accessories, and you'll be fine tongue
Before quoting me next time, make sure to remove the "f" on your moniker.
Why are you so obsessed with "your gender" if you claim to be a woman by putting an "f" on your Moniker?
It is obvious that you are a guy.
Like I said, I'm not a sex freak, and I'm not addicted to masturbati0n just like you.
RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 7:54pm On Sep 06, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
grin grin grin
You don self-service tire abi
Because I'm an animal, right? undecided
What gets a man in the mood is beyond what is in that picture.
I'm not a sex/woman freak.
RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 7:49pm On Sep 06, 2021
IbrahimSkiba:
Op don wet tire tongue cool
undecided
RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op):
Credit: Quora
RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op): 7:16pm On Sep 06, 2021
They are also animals of exceptional beauty, as both images below show.
[Aren’t these images expressions of pure poetic force, as if some color wizard projected all his powers on a canvas in some other dimension ?]
That is enough jelly for today.

RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op):
THREE: Some jellyfish are utterly HUGE!
I was totally baffled by the existence of monstrously large (and devilishly beautiful !) jellyfish.
Meet the Lion’s mane jellyfish. It is the largest known jellyfish species in the world, and is seen by some as the largest animal in the world. Its bell can grow up to 7 feet (2.1 meters) in diameter, and some references claim that its tentacles could grow up to a formidable 197 feet (60 meters). It can weight more than 2200 pounds (1 tonne).
At Wikipedia, I read:
The largest known specimen was found in 1870 off the coast of Massachusetts. Its bell averaged 2.3 meters in diameter and its tentacles reached 36.5 meters in length.

I you want to witness just how big this animal can be, then have a look at these photographs …

RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op):
There are also many sea animals that look like human male sex organs. I feel obliged to show just this one picture (my apologies for the future nightmares !): wink
[Urechis unicintus, a marine spoon worm.]

RomanceRe: Weird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op):
TWO: “Ceci n’est pas une chatte”
Here are two pictures of a shellfish species (whose exact name I was not able to pin down, although I did quite some searching) which dangerously resembles a human female’s vagina.

RomanceWeird Sea Creatures (Jelly Fish That Looks Like A Woman's Vagina) [Pictures] by Xenry(op):
Some Weird And Beautiful Sea Creatures
[b]ONE:
The Portuguese man o’ war is NOT an animal
This news is very recent (dating from January 7, 2019):
SYDNEY: Highly venomous Portuguese man o' war have stung more than 3,000 people on Australia's northeastern shores in just a few days, authorities said Monday (Jan 7), forcing the closure of several beaches across Gold Coast and Sunshine Coast.[/b]

The very jellyfish called “Portuguese man o’ war” is infamous: it can occur with thousands at the time, and is famously venomous.
But it isn’t a jellyfish in the classical sense. In fact, it isn’t even one animal !! It is a colony of polyps, each with its own specialization, that work together as one super organism. So ONE Portuguese man o’ war is a WHOLE BUNCH of animals strung together !
These polyps are attached to one another and physiologically integrated, to the extent that they cannot survive independently, creating a symbiotic relationship, requiring each polyp to work together and function like an individual animal.

CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Welcomes Second Child by Xenry:
She only shared a picture. Did she told you it's her child? angry
RomanceRe: My Cousin Always Posts Pictures As Soon As I Post Pictures Or Videos/ Online? by Xenry: 3:42pm On Sep 06, 2021
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RomanceRe: Are Tattoos Beautiful On Fat Women? (pictures) by Xenry(op): 1:41pm On Sep 06, 2021
Brainard22:
E shock the hunter say e become hunted grin

RomanceRe: Are Tattoos Beautiful On Fat Women? (pictures) by Xenry(op): 1:14pm On Sep 06, 2021
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Werey. You wan use my spells on me grin?

CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael & Chizzy Alichi Fight Over "A Woman Being King Of Boys" by Xenry: 1:13pm On Sep 06, 2021
lichocho:
tanx for your comment.u just made my day with d meme too grin

RomanceRe: Guys Or Girls Room Which One Is Always Organized by Xenry: 1:06pm On Sep 06, 2021
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RomanceAre Tattoos Beautiful On Fat Women? (pictures) by Xenry(op):
Are Tattoos Beautiful On Fat Women? (pictures)

PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu And Andy Uba Dancing To Phyno's Highway Song (Video) by Xenry: 1:00pm On Sep 06, 2021
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RomanceRe: Ladies/girls, Can You Do This For A Guy? by Xenry: 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2021
NOTHING. nothing at all.
When we are ready, it will be "Babymama" all the way! That's how we roll — no stress, no stress at all!
Foreign AffairsRe: Teacher Removes USA Flag, Tells Students To Pledge Allegiance To LGBT Flag(Pix) by Xenry:
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Modified: As you can see, I'm the FTC (first to comment) on this thread, I didn't made any noise, yet I didn't die. Make una no dey disturb person each time you become the FTC on a Front-Page thread undecided.

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Reacts To Toke Makinwa Comment That He Was An Errand Boy For Buying Amala by Xenry: 12:37pm On Sep 06, 2021
Go for him.
But as for me, nothing concern me and Nigerian musics or musicians. I no get even one of their songs in my phone. They too like to dey sing about women sad.
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael & Chizzy Alichi Fight Over "A Woman Being King Of Boys" by Xenry: 12:20pm On Sep 06, 2021
Who else noticed that Nigerian movies are BORING these days, unlike the days of Osuofia or Samloco?

HealthRe: 5 Die Conveying Corpse Of Cholera Victim From Lagos To Sokoto (Pictures) by Xenry:
No be Funali herdsmen be this? The zombies of this country sad.

PhonesRe: NCC: Telcos To Pay ₦200,000 Fine Per Line Over Failure To Verify NIN by Xenry: 12:08pm On Sep 06, 2021
I haven't yet linked my numbers to any NIN, let them do their worst.
They will keep postponing it till "thy kingdom come" grin. Werey government.
PhonesRe: NCC: Telcos To Pay ₦200,000 Fine Per Line Over Failure To Verify NIN by Xenry: 12:08pm On Sep 06, 2021
They should just sell this country or it's land and share the money among the citizens. Enough of all these jokes, we have had ENOUGH!

RomanceRe: Times Are Different!!! by Xenry: 12:00pm On Sep 06, 2021
'100 years'? Lol. That's funny, but true. grin
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Are Useless by Xenry: 11:56am On Sep 06, 2021
So, it's no longer "nigerian girls are useless", but "ugly girls are useless"?
Una dey try shaaa.

CelebritiesRe: Saskay: I Was Supposed To Get Married Next Year (BBNaija) by Xenry: 11:49am On Sep 06, 2021
Why are BBN threads always moved to the Front-Page?sad
I hate this BBN with passion—strong passion.
They should just CLOSE the damn show!

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