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guuudy87:
Congratulations... You just reached level 10 of stupeedeety

Understand what "sarcasm" means before quoting me, otherwise, stay the fùck away from mentioning my moniker.

SeyiFargo:
That's one of my major problem, once I see a sexual dressed woman I do lust after them

Stop admiring food that you don't have access to, it will only increase your hunger and force you to look for an easy way out. Be focused and look only at their faces, nowhere else.

Read the thread below and test yourself.
https://www.nairaland.com/6454088/try-experiment-14-days-men

Stop admiring women, no matter how attractive or sexy they dressed . . . Look only at their faces. And also stop anything pornography.

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And when the urges come, keep your phone away from you, stay out of bed, force yourself to go and take a bath, go out, take a walk, exercise, (just do anything that will be able to cause enough distraction to you and shift your Focus away from fapping).

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This will be able to help you. Good luck.

Bad idea. Nairaland Redpillers won't find this funny.

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Instead of you to hustle, get money first and then get married, you now want your parents to marry for you, what an entitlement mentality.

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If he is a Funali herdsman, or a Buharist, let him go ahead and JUMP abeg. They are the Zombies in this country.

Nigeria is getting better day by day, $1 will soon be equal to ₦1 as promised. All thanks to the amazing and hardworking government .

Jeremani:
When the desired is not available the available becomes the desired

Exactly!

I don't know her, but I'm sure she's one of those girls that once had crazy dreams of marrying a rich, tall, handsome man with pink lips, six packs, a mansion, and a couple luxury cars.

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Now see how such dreams usually end. That's funny though. And that's the FUTURE of Nairaland feminists with wide and crazy dreams. Una never see anything sef .

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Keep insulting broke men, if they no make am tommorow, they go still come back to marry your broken ass. Don't support them, continue being a liability. But you can be sure of this; 40 seems far, but it isn't. Hahaha, that's life.

Lake Natron, Tanzania

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Lake Natron in Tanzania has the ability to turn the birds that approach it into stone, as the water temperature in it reaches 140 degrees Fahrenheit, with a pH of 10, it has the ability to burn the skin and eyes of animals that approach it, but nonetheless it is totally safe for flamingos.

Mohenjo Daro, Pakistan

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The strange city of Mohenjo Daro, located in the Hindu Valley in the Republic of Pakistan, is one of the most mysterious places on earth.

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The city is located under the desert and is about 4,600 years old. Everything indicates that its inhabitants disappeared overnight. A series of bodies were found embracing one another, many of them apparently suffering from radiation poisoning. What happened in this place? Scientifically, no one knows anything yet.

Overton Bridge, Scotland.

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Overton Bridge in Dumbarton, Scotland, is one of the places where strange things happen.

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Most people know it as the "Bridge of Suicide Dogs" because over 50 years ago, many dogs were released there and ended up at the bottom of the valley.

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So far, science has failed to explain why this phenomenon occurs, as dogs reach the bridge and suddenly it looks like something is causing them to jump off the bridge.

Aokigarhara Forest, Japan.

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Internationally known as the "Suicide Forest", it is located along Mount Fuji in Japan, and some consider it the most terrifying and infested place in the world.

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Since 1950, nearly 150 people have disappeared in the forest without explanation, and according to National Geographic, local authorities found about 36 bodies from the previous number at one time in one of the search periods.

MightySparrow:
Nokia all the way.

Yea, the handshake when powering on their phones will never be forgotten.

During the press conference to announce NOKIA being acquired by Microsoft, Nokia CEO ended his speech saying this “we didn’t do anything wrong, but somehow, we lost”. Upon saying that, all his management team, himself included, with tears in eyes, sadly.

Nokia has been a respectable company. They didn’t do anything wrong in their business, however, the world changed too fast. Their opponents were too powerful.

They missed out on learning, they missed out on changing, and thus they lost the opportunity at hand to make it big. Not only did they miss the opportunity to earn big money, they lost their chance of survival.

The message of this story is, if you don’t change, you shall be removed from the competition.

It’s not wrong if you don’t want to learn new things. However, if your thoughts and mind-set cannot catch up with time, you will be eliminated.

Conclusion

1. The advantage you have yesterday, will be replaced by the trends of tomorrow. You don’t have to do anything wrong, as long as your competitors catch the wave and do it RIGHT, you can lose out and fail.

2. To change and improve yourself is giving yourself a second chance. To be forced by others to change, is like being discarded.

3. Those who refuse to learn & improve, will definitely one day become redundant & not relevant to the industry. They will learn the lesson in a hard & expensive way.

4. Wrong and Right are really relative each other. The point is you act slower. In today's business world, from survivors to leading companies are only those who act and change faster including fail faster and pivot faster.

5. Its never too late.

6. The only thing unavoidable in life is change.

7. A lesson to other companies also: arrogance is the kiss of death.

8. When you're a leader in an industry you have to knock your own cash cows off or someone else will.

9. Great lesson for entrepreneurs... innovate or die.

10. Mark Zuckerberg’s formula “Ambition, Vision, Determination, Execution, Luck and Timing.”

It’s not wrong if you don’t want to learn new things. However, if your thoughts and mind-set cannot catch up with time, you will be eliminated. Nokia is now history... Who is next?

It’s called a “codpiece”.
Do you think it should be imported to Nigeria? Why?

Bro, it costs a lot. Run from it.

Nigeria is getting better day by day, $1 will soon be equal to ₦1 as promised. All thanks to the amazing and hardworking government .

"Can nairaland turn an individual into a global celebrity accepted all over the world?"

Even Seuñ himself, the NL creator, isn't a "celebrity accepted all over the world". So, rest . . . If you want to be a celebrity, Nairaland is far from being a place to start from.

Nigeria is getting better day by day, $1 will soon be equal to ₦1 as promised. All thanks to the amazing and hardworking government .

Juliusmalema2:
I still wonder who brought about shaking hands. What some people do with their hands en, after they will expect somebody to shook hands with them.

Lol, that's disgusting. Hand shaking is one of the things that I would avoid if I see the chance to do so. Even now, after shaking someone with my right hand, I wouldn't be able to eat (slacks) with it again, so I would then use my left hand.

What are the things that you think should be normalized?

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For me, I think they should normalize not greeting "good morning, afternoon or evening" because not everyone is actually have a good day. Let it be a choice, not a must.

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What about you? What is it that you think should be normalized?

If your girlfriend is disturbing you for séx and you refuse to satisfy her, just forget it; she will definitely get it from another guy. And you can be sure of this — she's already telling her friends that you are impotent.

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So, agree to her "terms and conditions" in the relationship, or you break-up with her. Easy peasy.

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She's a virgin? Dude, don't tell me you really believed her , just DON'T . . . We ain't in the 90s anymore.

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BTW If you are single, then you don't know what God has done for you. The peace that comes with being single is underrated.

'Friends', bro. Change the friends you roll with, and find something that will be keeping you busy most of the time.

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Lalasticlala, give this guy a trip to the Front-Page.

You mean people live in this small small huts?
Thanks for the pictures mehn, didn't know this kind of villages still exist. That's really an old village.

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Fulani, really?
*runs outta thread*

When she grow old, all these will become a distraction to her, especially the big boobs and nyash... She would want to reverse it, but couldn't.

As a certain Nairalander would say, "this I have seen."