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80% of dating in Nigeria are like prostitution. Remove money and sex from it and it will crumble.


She didn't answer the main question. 'Have you been in love before?' was the question.

Transactional both ways ba?

4.75M?

Who dem suppose bomb if not you. The first time I sit to watch Manure match this year after he don trend many times on Twitter na that day werey do own goal

You sound more like a FANATIC than a fan. Cos of game of football, you are wishing for smone to be bombed?

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@Picktrust,

Ok. A million thanks.

05800 41007, GTBank

I have asked someone to send you 5k. Pls buy gas with it and manage it. I HATE to hear people suffer issues with feeding. It should be something basic. And avoid grudging your brother o. People have their reasons for doing whatever it is they do. We do not have to agree with their reasons. Focus on your hustle, work hard. Your time will come.

same here I have to reschedule to march 5th and dis 1 again

Madam, change ticket and transit for Amsterdam na. no allow those Dubai people restrict your movement. The world is for us all.

This was how the monumental fraud of P&ID Process and Industrial Development started.

This year's edition of BBNaija, to me, is the vainest and most uninteresting so far. The only thing people talk about is Nengi's curves and Dorathy's boobs. If that's all the show has to offer, then it's a huge waste of time for any adult who values his time.

The unique selling point of all these reality soaps, is the shock effect. After a few episodes, the shock effect fades. So they are made to engage in more dehumanizing stuffs to maintain the shock effect.

The country I live, is where all these reality soaps format was developed and first aired, before they later got exported. After a few seasons, oyinbos no longer found them interesting. Also, cos they have other interesting and mind-challenging stuffs to do with their lives. So they moved on to other stuffs.

But with the high rate of youth unemployment, lack of future perspective, covid-19 wahala etc etc. Nigeria unfortunately is a huge market for these sort of "entertainment" Same goes for gambling!

What happened o!? Has the CBN stopped supporting the Naira? Dem don tire? Eeya.

Can some officials come forward to come and tell us what is going on? Is it depreciation or devaluation?

Akpabio and the reps don change NDDC billions to $$$?

Hahahaha..The fear of Corona. Even the Orishas too dem lock up. Ok o.

Where all those bald headed men always shouting and carrying all those pangolo charms around wherever this man goes na?

Foolish Bill's from the north. Is anybody still importing sagem, trium,alcatel phones in Nigeria? It's about demand and supply. If there is steady electricity, it will ban itself

It is does not always comes down to demand & supply sir. There is demand for drugs & ashi's sir, but the govt of most countries say, no! Cos of its adverse effects on society at large. Some people already mentioned alternatives readily available to us i.e. solar, wind energy.

When will some women get sense sef? No be jeje she dey wey ya so-called hubby go waka meet her? Take yr battle to the right person, cos if yr hubby will not stop misbehaving, how many babes you go fight dey embarrass yourself for public?�

YAWOO lawon ore e!
See weytin people dey celebrate for Nigeria. Morals totally eroded. Hmmm.

Same way all living things die off slowly?

This is how it can be done with designated machines. They cld even acquire fairly used ones. Instead of exposing people to unnecessary danger. I am in a position to link them up shld they be interested.

If that is what you want, go and contest in elections. Not this nonsense position u people are holding, where you make little or no contributions, no added value & you are on the government's payroll. while also wielding undeserved influences / power to satisfy only your self interests & ignoring that of the community at large.

Every sane person knows a car is a necessity in these crowded, difficult and polluted Nigerian cities

Mobility can be a necessity and he has arranged it his own way.

Nope. Cramming is not effective for scholars. The idea of learning is to understand & digest the substance of what is being taught & be able to express / explain in yr own words. Or take it to the next level using your knowledge / imagination. Cramming does not help this process, further, there is a limit to the amount of info / data that can be crammed.

There are good Nigerians but truth be told an average Nigerian has criminality in his/her blood waiting for the right atmosphere to manifest.

Could it be the other way around? That Nigeria brings out the crminal in people? It is a society where the criminals often win & takes it all. Criminals hold high positions and are respected in the society. Like I say to people sometimes, if we think most of the foreign nationals who come to Nigeria, do so out of their love for the country, no way! Just take a look at Indians & lebanese (no prejudice intended). Nigeria offers good breeding ground to criminals. Corruption everywhere.

[quoteSo why are people bothered by incest, necrophilia and bestiality?
Even the use of codeine
Homosickness has health implications
A young guy lured into the evil cult now has complications - HIV, has issues with rectal control and cannot get it up for his girl[/quote]What line of baseless & irrational position is this? But i'll indulge you with an answer though.
That is because in the above situations u have sighted, the mutuality / consent of one of the parties involved cannot be established & that is tantamount to ABUSE!

At the top...the looters are united in their mission to have more than enough. however, on Nairaland comments and on the streets, the forgotten ones are always busy targeting one another with verbal or physical blows rooted in tribal hatred

May God continue to bless you in wisdom & all the good things to enrich your life.
One of the basic but essential elements necessary to uplift a society, community, country, people etc Nigerians / Africans lack, wch is: "wisdom of the masses"

What u often see is, in Nigeria people get confronted endlessly with madness, poverty, chaos, hunger etc created by a few never-do-well elites who feed on these vices and "wisdom of the masses" does not prevail in a manner that a section of the masses should critize or speak against the perpetual evils orchestrated by these small elite group that cuts across ethnic or religious groups. They have their ever ready trolls on social media, who are also victims, to attack anyone who dares ask any questions or critize, all for the little crumbs they get frm the tables of their masters. Mortgaging the futures of their generations yet unborn. They come with lines like: "if u dn't have money hide yr face", "money fall on you", "God pick my call", "is it your money?" Their mindset has bn so warped by poverty that they fail to realize that it is actually their money that is beign squandered by a few elite click throwing billion naira weddings to their faces left & right. If the wealth had been distributed evenly & appropriately, no one would even notice any weddings going on, but no, there is hunger in the land, huge youth unemployment, majority have been impoverished by a few. They now employ the services of a few social madia trolls to throw their excesses in the faces of the impoverished & they salivate & fight over a fake lifestyle they yarn for, but only available to the few jackals. And this game of distraction continues. Nigerians wake up and develop the "wisdom of the masses" and start to empower yourselves.

BTW security guard in US is not security guard in Nig. Some carry guns

Who no dey carry gun for America? So tey mentally unstable people dey carry gun too.

Op,
Someone mentioned one major investment killer in Nigeria, inflation. If u factor in year-on-year inflation rate of between 15 & 17% for say 3 - 5 years into yr projected monthly income of 400k how much will yr nett income be then?
Why not consolidate yr $100k present investment & invest in real estate.Cos I think crypto has had its day in terms of huge returns.

Hello, what is yr budget?

Nobody is going to fight any war for you old fools. And the other Nigerians who have lost loved ones & assets to Fulani herdsmen attacks? That was not enough to beat drums of war abi? Cos they are creatures of lesser gods? Now cos the farm coincidentally belongs to Falae, then it is time to beat drums of war? For those who do not know, Falae belongs to the political elite class of Nigeria & I am sure his children are not in Nigeria. Falae & the stoopid Afeniferes know the right thing to do. They have representatives in Abuja, let them do smthing about the anti-grazing law, have it implemented & enforced. Nigerians don wise-up. Endeavour to do the right thing that will be beneficiary to the general populace & not just a few. If u do not, then this is just the beginning for all of you. If they like let them burn yr bia-bia. Lol

[bOk, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers[/b]

You still do not get it. Ordinary apprentice zombie like you. So you are trained to shoot / kill defenceless / harmless citizens? Now we know part of the root causes of zombies misbehaving comes from. You are just a f..ng NDA undergraduate and you already reason in this manner? What will happen if u eventually graduate & you become a full ranked soldier? I hope some of yr superiors wth brains will read this & call you to yr senses. I am also going to draw the attention of sm peeps I know to this. I hope that ex of yours is also on Nairaland to blow your cover.

[quoteWhy exactly are they defending the naira? The should leave the market force to determine it.[/quote]Cos the funds used in defending the Naira for the most part goes into the pockets of a few people. Some people call them cabals. And this is Nigeria. The govt distorting free market processes to favour a few people.

When the so called Elders speak like children, then its a clear confirmation that Nigeria is under a curse...

That is part of the biggest problems of Africa / Nigeria, people tend to assume that common sense & intelligence comes with age, which is not the case. It is also part of what encourages corruption, older people thinking they are more entitled to things without merit!

@EgunMogaji

I celebrate your intellect Sir.

Many will consider themselves educated but have woefully failed this simply question posed.

Have a nice Sunday.

I am humbled sir. A very pleasant Sunday to you too sir.

INNOVATIVE SOURCE 1 is a company platforms hat collect fees on behalf of Nigeria Immigration Service aboard. they harmonized this initiative to monitor and trace visa fees collectively

This much is clear. The question the op has is, why can’t the Nigerian immigration do this themselves.
It is very a simple process; all they need do is, link their website to some back-end payment platform (The telecom companies in Nigeria have been doing this for years, where you buy credit to your phone via your bank site) and then audit the amount of visas issued against the revenue from visa fees periodically i.e. quarterly, bi-annually or annually. All the visas issued have reference numbers, so it should not be that difficult to reconcile. No, they won’t do that. They will make every simple process a draconian task in order to create loop holes for corruption.

Money is good

Yep. Other peoples's money.

you look too pretty to utter such curse words...easy there.

My thoughts exactly. Hey, but the clothes & looks does not make the lady.

...and this is lalaland

Typical Yoruba man. Always ready to snitch and rat you out.

Someone gave you a rewarding job to do out of his own goodwill but just when the going gets tough you rat him out like your progenitor AFONJA.

Phucking snitch! I can't even employ a Yoruba man to look after my cat.

Phucking RATS!

Bros,
Who do you like this!? Must every thread be reduced to tribal / ethnic rant!? Go take your medicine o.