₦airaland Forum

Okija_juju: No Igbo names involved here either...

We are still watching..

jigawatts: When christian (Ibo) were caught doing drug trafficking, did anybody abuse christainity

miketonic: This is one of the reason why i hate Nigeria... anyone can come up to you and accuse u of stealing, and before you know, a group of mob is onto you, with TIRE AND FUEL ready to burn you alive. smh. am soo happy that am in America, thank god, i will never return to thAT GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY,

odumchi: Chai Chineke mee! O nwe ihe nmadi ama avuvo na nairalandi a?

Johnnoah1st: Yes d match as been show it is going to be interesting d match is either Nigeria trashing them 6-0 or Nigeria playing 3-3 with dem and dats means Nigeria is out and if the scoreline we be Nigeria 3-3 liberia den dats means Nigeria we come from behind to draw with Liberia but if Nigeria are 2 beat dem 6-0 den Nigeria would have been up by atleast 2-0 by first 20 minute of play and i can see IK UCHE among d scorer of dat first 2 goals within dat 20 minute and if Nigeria are to qualify dey we loose dere first match in group stage and thery we win de other matches in group stage and i can see one of d B countrys in our group either Bostwana,BOKINAFASO , Benin or any other B's country. MARK MY WORDS

tjskii: For some reason this 2facesong is wat comes to mind

Ma lorope omopewo ni ko lomalowo
Ma lorope no be gbogbowa we go make dis money

ashmanpolo: Every man deserves a woman that can convert all these raw materials they buy from the market into a finished healthy food. Fresh, vibrant recipe ideas packed with the good stuffs to have you feeling and looking better than ever.

In the interim, prior to marriage how can you condone a wife-to-be that cannot even toast bread. You give her a million naira to prepare even if it's two cups of rice it still won't work out.
She prepares egusi soup and you def will need spoon to eat dat food

She makes her own idea of a fresh fish pepper soup and you'll see coagulated blood inside the fish floating on top of
What i Should call your grandmother's urine.

You return home extra-famished to get a salty, pepperish food dat will send u straight to the toilet

U decide to go lowkey on beans and you'll end up shuttling btw ur room and the rest room. Dat night don't even think of wearing boxers cause u'R just gonna mess it up. Just tie her wrapper.

Now this is a girl you l♡ve so much and don't wanta loose.
Pls what should POSTER do?

Acidosis: sir don't even stress yourself talking and explaining. The people your talking to won't reject ANYTHING. Infact they'll gladly accept the #5000 note with honour expecially when its new . You know Nigerians with their "ego" .

"a typical Nigerian guy would insert the new note in the br. east pocket of his starch - looking transparent white shirt for all to see especially babes..

"some will even upload bundles of note on facebook..lol"

"Na that time we go know who get money for party... esp wedding& birthday"

"na that time hungry dude go talk 'baby you can keep the change', for fastfood & boutique" all because dude wan impress babe..

"na that time we go know the next cynthia" i don laugh tire, You go kill person

garri_dude: Why is he saying this now that he is no more in power? Hypocrite!