₦airaland Forum

1stola:
BASTARDS.

Iam just happy that we are all in this mess together.


The good thing about this Corona is that, it can spring up the long awaited anarchy and revolution.


No more abroad runs...

I hope you are a member of the 1 million gang.
If not, you will be deceiving yourself if you think you will be spared.

btaliat:
Hmmm... Audio testing.. How many people have even seen these ncdc testing people. I don't even understand. All I know is that in as much government is making money thru various donations, it doesn't mind locking us down til it pleases

Stop typing rubbish because you can.
Learn from Brazilians and Ecuadorians who dismissed the virus until
it struck them hard.

Be guided.

The refusal to mass test may derail the government prevention strategy.

Freelane33:
dont be that guy that sit around for prople to cry on your shoulder in hopes of one day being the next loser to get played by them .she is not going to allow you fully in her life because she has the thugs and the alpha simps for that . She will suck you dry like she does to her other betas because you are her emotional tampon that makes her useless cunt feels better, she calls upon you when no one is available and she will leave you hanging when you need someone to vent to( you needing to vent is why she’s not attracted to you )).you think you’re someone significant to her because you know majority of her problems ?bro do you understand the reason why you’re the only one that knows majority of her problems ?she knows that you’re the only guy that give a shit about her cunt .the fact that she can cheat while she was in a relationship , who are you to her not to triple cheat on you . Bro man up and don’t ever let such happen again .

You are sick and need urgent attention.
This is the kind of life where the player is existing but not living.

You are like someone who mocks an Olympic athlete for losing when he is too scared to participate
himself. You feel like a winner because you avoid all challenges.

You are not strong but utterly weak.

SMH.

Descorts:
I'm not listening... what I want to do, i do it .

Who cares?
Go hang yourself if it will make you feel better.

LASUITES:
but 15 years old girls today are ripe nah


See my signature for info on how to earn free money online

Yes, pedophile.
If it were left to me, cradle robbers will regret being born.

michlins:
See how this thread will be tribalised

Shut up!

shagasha:
I don't believe this story sha

Why would you believe it?
It is not as if they showed you a video of it happening.

kiyosaki1:
How sure are you or you are one of the inept that swallowed wholeheartedly news from cnn without independent research .

I am always surprised when I can diagnose a conspiracy believer who happens
to be a total stranger with 100% accuracy.

No, I am not like you. I haven't watched any news station for a decade.
Neither do I rely on YouTube videos produced by kids and failed professionals.

What you guys call research is a joke.
You type "bill gate antichrist" in Google or other search engines.

Then you are greeted with websites and videos run by lunatics confirming your belief
with "secrets" that only they have access to. Then they link to sister websites peddling
the same "news".

Just by making you a member of the imaginary exclusive club, you are 100% sold.
The next step is to start spreading the same "hidden"
knowledge to other shallow thinkers and attacking anyone who would raise any question.

That is not even ordinary research, let alone an independent one.

I could have schooled you on proper research but I will be wasting my time because
the guy who said this is your hero:

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters,”

This shows that your conviction isn't a matter of facts but blind loyalty to the cause.

Emmynator:
To be brief, someone took my phone and recharged my line with airtime and transferred it to a betpawa account (they allow funding through airtime).
How do i report the case to the police with all this lockdown of a thing going on? I stay at suleja, niger state.
Note, i know the person who did it, but i dont want to take the laws into my hands, and not reporting the fraud is like supporting it.

Why not demand for your money back since you know the person?
If they refuse, wait till the lockdown is over to report.
If the money is much, you can report online to EFCC(no arrest though).

Good job OP.
Ignore the bitter fake news spreader.
There is no cure for coronavirus, however, people are free to take whatever
they like without branding it a cure.

kiyosaki1:
What you posted us the opinion of the writer and so not in any way make it right just as otherwise.
There are ways you can pass out your opinion without condemning contrary opinions.
The same way you tried to defend bill Gates wife.

Let me guess, you are Trump worshipping conspiracy believer.

You need a proper education.

This is an Opinion: Color blue is better than red
This is a Lie: Nigeria is the most populous country on earth.

There can be contrary opinion but contrary fact or alt-fact is a lie, no sugarcoating it.

They didn't tell you guys from the headquarters, do they?

chuksbaby:
politics. They are treating Malaria

You are so smart!
I hope your kids don't take after you.
SMH

tammie24:
Did he really die of covid-19?

Cos I hear in the US
Every death is counted as covid-19 death
May his soul rest in peace

As an adult, you should stop believing everything you hear.
Not all deaths are counted for Covid in the US and the number
being reported is lower than the actual one because some die in
their home.

And n, the man died the in the UK.

No details.

Yet another propagandist masquerading as a policymaker.
Well, I hope those in charge are smarter than you or we are
heading for disaster.

puremaker7:
Blacks and attitude of ignorance

Shut up.
It has nothing to do with blacks.

The most painful thing is that the unfortunate man would have infected many of his sheep before passing on.

Moral of the story.
Never believe your own bull shit.

wisdomiskey:
Disgusting!

Such a disgusting way of asserting yourself. How dare you speak to people in such a condescending manner. Who the fvck do you think you are?

It's obvious you've spent majority of your unpaid Nairaland career (since you have no other job) having your asss kissed so much by ignoramuses like you. So much so, that you've convinced your deluded self of a false sense of 'intelligence' when in actual fact you are as dumb as a pile of rocks.

The highlighted in your statement above implies that, in other words, no matter the amount of overwhelming evidence you are presented with, you will remain hell-bent on turning a blind eye because you are a proud SLAVE to the establishment..Now if that isn't the sign of a ignorant individual with the brain of a gold fish, I don't know what is.

You deserve to be vaccinated with poison, chipped and have your rights taken away. Just like your colleague RisenPhoenix who recently deactivated his account after being humiliated by his own foolishness.

You have mental issues.
More serious than coronavirus.

HappyPagan:
That's why I'm against the government ban on religious gatherings. I need this to happen to Adeboye, Oyedepo, Ibeyomie and friends. All those Nigerian miracle men.

That's dangerous even for you unless you live in a cave alone.
Your neighbor, their friends or even Okada man could contract the disease
from their members and pass it on to you.

DuBLINGreenb:
What does that comrade in your name stand for now?? ~Nigerians~ Africans and their animalistic tendencies for titles

Imbecilic white slave.
You have been noticed.

Congrats on winning the Darwin awards.

nonny400:
Feel free to join whatever you want to join. We will be here to discuss your arrest and torture here too.

You people like nonsense. See how you think you can boldly blackmail people emotionally, same way those fake beggars and bus pastors will tell you to give offering and tithe or go to hell.

Bros, please join a bad gang. You have our support.

He is not blackmailing anybody.
Some fool up there wants to reward criminals, it is thus normal
for other would-be criminal to speak up.

ede1:
This buhari administration lack effective communication system or method. you won't blame kanu on this. How can you open up your airspace for them to come in and the same time says you did not invite them.

Learn to read.
The minister was responding to fake news that the FG imported the Chines doctor
and will be paying them.

Some Nigerians will be coming in from US and UK in the next few weeks.
Did FG invite them?

If the WHO chief wants to come and see how Nigeria is fighting Covid-19.
Does it mean Nigeria invited him?

Those Chinses doctors are part of the contribution of the Chinese Construction company
to Nigeria along with $100K kits they brought.

hisexcellency34:
“Apart from that, they are informants to Nigeria government. They go about claiming that they are members of Biafra Secret Service media and innocent family members are in police custody because of them. ”

Coward.
Kanu set up the Biafra Secret Service(BSS) promising them heaven and earth.
Some brainwashed Ipob members continue to believe in your fake promises about BSS.

You now throw them under the bus for continuing to parade themselves as Biafra Secret Service members.

These men were normal members of their community before Kanu deceived them into giving up
their dreams for him.

Kanu is a traitor. He can't be trusted.

nuban07:
If this small boys are claiming undefeated, then Book haram are undisputed Champion. Nigeria security is in jamboree.

They would have been wiped out if treated like Boko haram.
What police have been doing is catch and release which makes
the miscreants feel special.

It is time these irresponsible bloggers and fake news generators are taught some lessons.
Even if this country escape the Corona mass deaths as witnessed in others,
we will have a calamity on our hands with rumor mongers.

They are destroying every government attempt to stop the spread.

otitokoroleti:
because you are stunch member of APC & your family member are known member of APC for a very long time. We remember how you spent your money to sponsor various program on radio to propagate APC so why won't you get testedM

But the disease is "audio"?

jaymejate:
Baba calm down, we're talking of the one in Nigeria... they are counting people with malaria join.

If na the same virus wey de abroad de here, you think say we go remain? Stay there

Yes, it only kills about 1% of infected.
Do the calculation.

Jarus:
Oga, I was tested

The fake news being spread by ignorant Nigerians is just too much.
Even Nairaland is mad compared to fake WhatsApp broadcast about the "audio" coronavirus.

I just hope we don't end up creating a big disaster.