₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
You know that some of the best weed in the world is grown in Canada, yet you seem to be suggesting that our Shakis-man Kabiesyii, who is also a paramount chief and Baale in far away Canada, should not enjoy partaking of his Holy Herbal Sacrament that is 100% LEGAL in Canada.

Let me explain the law to you. Shakisman Kabiyesii is a DUAL citizen of Nigeria AND Canada. therefore his palace is by definition a sovereign territory of Canada, where the Nigerian police cannot enter without first applying for Canadian visitor's visas.

In his capacity as a citizen of Canada, and a royal area fada to boot, who occupies a Canadian diplomatic premises, where Canadian law prevails, the Kabiyesii is well within his rights to roll big fat joints of powerful cannabis sativa, and smoke them vigorously until such time as a hallucinogenic high of sufficient intensity has been achieved by the royal father, all else being equal.

Kaaaaaabiyesiiii o. No mind enemy of progress dem. If you sheck dem pocket you go meet Ekiti Wonda Bush for inside, wey dem self dey chop for corner-corner witi style.

Carry go Kaaaabiyesii Baba. No shaking. Notting do you. We dey follow you for back. Just try and drop small ting for ya boys. Shun sa !

The legality of an action does not remove its social implications.
This is Nigeria!

Flip-flopping governor.
The people will eat you raw if you extend the lockdown due to your incompetence.

You have lost respect by changing the rules every day.

Lagos is supposedly on lockdown and hundreds are moving in and out every day.

Misleading headline.
The body clearly states that the figures are unrealistic.

Bevista:
Africa's population is estimated 1.2 billion. That forecast would mean nearly every person on the continent getting infected.

These models are nonsense sometimes. The guys at Imperial College did similar modeling and projected 2 million deaths in the US and 500k deaths in the UK. After scaring everyone into "mass house arrest" they have now reviewed the US figures to under 80k and the UK figures to around 20k.

That is how modeling works.
They are not facts but projections based on sketchy information.
Even those making them don't really believe the figures.

BTW, if they didn't scare anyone, I am sure a lot of people will accuse them
of being incompetent if a higher figure is realised like the WHO is being hounded.

sapientia:
Sorry, I don't trust WHO

What don't you understand about "preliminary investigation"?

BTW, the figures are unrealistic but it has nothing to do with your screenshot.

This social miscreant should never have been near a royal stool let
alone sit on one.

The kingmakers apparently lost their minds because he was a Canadian returnee with dollars.

Taribizy:
Thank you so much sir. This is a very good advice and I like the part you said report the page and go to the bank to try to get your money. As for the police, they may not have the understanding or technical expertice to handle cyber crime. Ja police shoot first then ask questions later. Pls let us do what we can to help spread this information to unsuspecting people

Posting on social media has little to no effect.
If you search Nairaland, you will see many scam stories involving these same people.
But that didn't stop your wife from falling victim.

If you really want to make a change, take it up with the police or EFCC.

Taeewo:
Sometimes i dey always think say this people dey use juju to scam but na lie..

Na girls mumu past wey dem fit scam...

How would some one ask me to send 20k n received the double in few hours times..

You are wrong.
Most of their victims are men.
Most women don't have the mind nor means to gamble with money.

You are late to the party as this particular fiction have been relegated.
Even the lunatics who started it have moved on.

You should be more concerned about your mental health.
Not knowing if you are male or female is a terrible pointer to what is coming.

Massive dropouts(from tertiary institutions) is what we really need.

Our overloaded educational system churning out incompetent graduates
must be reformed.

This is the age of skill and not certificates.

abbey621:
LMAO....Child there's so much you don't know! Just this week, we had over 20 protests in the USA demanding government reopen the economy, over the next few weeks, it is going to get worse and people might start getting violent. Americans [/b]are not like Nigerians, they would rather risk Covid than to remain locked up like lab rats and lose their way of life.

Why don't you be truthful and tell us who the protesters are?
They are gun nuts Trump worshippers who deserve no recognition.
Those hillbillies do not represent Americans.

Even the Constitution gives superiority to [b]preserving the American way of life over anything else. You want to know why Trump blames WHO? WHO an organization that is funded 40-60% by the USA was not proactive, they failed to declare CoVid as a global emergency hence gave Trump the false idea that it was not that serious.
I mean it's like the CDC in America saying Ebola is nothing to worry about.

There is no such thing as the American way of life in the constitution.
You have been brainwashed by the economically disadvantaged far right.
The US only funds 10% of WHO budget not the 60 that you quoted.

What a shame. When did Trump start following what "globalist" organizations says?
Now that he knows that it is an emergency, why is he risking the populace to open up?

Oh, I don't remember the USA or any other country shutting down because of Ebola.
The WHO never said Coronavirus was nothing to worry about.
Even after the disease was declared a pandemic, most countries including the US did nothing
to protect themselves.

Make no mistake Trump deserves to be blamed too but if you think Biden is going to defeat him based on Covid then you're sadly mistaken, Trump is going to open the economy back even if he has to use every dirty tactics in the book and a bright economy is a sure path to reelection.

Unemployment and not Covid will determine the election.
Along with his stupidity that cost the Republican party the house majority.
If you really know what it means, Trump cannot reopen the economy.
He didn't even close it, to begin with, the governors did.

Biden would have to do what Hilary could not and that is win rural America, I can bet my last dollar that is not going to happen judging by Trump's approval ratings rising steadily over the past few months

Democrat have always lost the rural votes. A knowledgeable person should note that.
Rural states don't matter because they always vote for one party.
It is the swing states that determine the election.

jericco1:
This man's desperation will even lead to more loss of lives. US has the highest case and death in the world and he still feels that the virus is nothing to be scared about.. he should swallow his fucking pride and agree that his mismanagement and incompetency led to this virus overwhelming them exhaustively.


Let November 5 come so that he can take his racoon face out of the oval office. Motherfuckèr!

festacman:
Mr. Trump is so much focused more on his 2nd term election than on the health issues at hand.

First, he put the blame of high incidence of COVID-19 in US on World Health Organization (WHO) to dilute the narrative that his late reaction and unnecessary grandstanding was largely responsible.

Now, he wants to open up the economy as early as possible inspite of still high number of cases of COVID-19. To some people this sounds rational. However, the fact is that this move is driven by selfishness because his 2nd term campaign strategy is woven around performance of the economy, which was doing very well until COVID-19 lockdown.

Desperate politicking!

Trump is only fooling the uninformed and his worshippers.
He has no power to reopen any state.

He is hoping to blame the Democrats if the economy refuses to bounce back before November.
If they refuse his advise, he will blame them for the recession.
If they accept and there are mass deaths, he will say only the states have the power to reopen
and he didn't force anyone.

haryothosyn93:
I love this man because of his foresight and principles. We can't continue like this as country Nigeria, I sincerely belief that there is covid 19 in our land but the way things are done make people to doubt this.


Our govt officials are looting the money.


Fact...

What are the examples of his foresight and principles?
Can you explain his plan and how they will be implemented?

haryothosyn93:
I love this man because of his foresight and principles. We can't continue like this as country Nigeria, I sincerely belief that there is covid 19 in our land but the way things are done make people to doubt this.


Our govt officials are looting the money.


Fact...

What are the examples of his foresight and principles?
Can you explain his plan and how they will be implemented.

Jokerman:
Lol... Someone like you who voted Buhari

Vote Buhari?
What a joke.

questioning a renowned businessman, one of the richest men in the world and the usa president??

A renowned conman with net negative worth.
Being a president of the US means nothing.
It doesn't mean the person is sane, good or straightforward.
He just had a higher proportion of the electoral college votes.

The bragging scammer is so rich that he is afraid to publish his tax returns.
Stop worshipping white scammers

Check bro, are you ok??

But for the coronavirus outbreak, I would have advised you to visit Yaba left for a checkup.

TheSourcerer:
Are you Nigerian?

Yes, a Nigerian with a wide experience.

jesmond3945:
what has WHO done? just because china is a friend look at where we are.

WHO has been feeding you(with food and drugs) for years but I can't explain how
it works in a way you will understand.

TheSourcerer:
you just woke me up haha thanks


btw are the buildings not worth seeing , their perfect floors , btw I've heard people say been they feels like you're in a dream,

It sure feels like that for those who came from extreme poverty.
However, the feeling usually wears off after a few years and they will
have to confront their financial situation.

The funny thing about these abroad propagandist is that they spend
more time trying to impress their "poor" relatives and friends back home
or bash their home country rather than focus on becoming better immigrants.
And the cycle continues as more suckers are converted.

anyasiemmanuel:
How do people even fall for all this scam self �. It just greed and stupidity

Do you blame your greed and stupidity for the type of government you have?

Asquare84:
I thought Nigeria is a bad country and a shit hole as most people that travel abroad make us to believe. Oh once you're in abroad everything works well and dollars rain in the street, how come this young Nigeria are doing romance scam in Canada that is full of goodies

Those are lies that travel agents and extremely poor people tell others who in turn share it with their friends.

If you are unskilled, you will end up surviving on the government's welfare in Canada.

Some people are content being a Canada Almajiri but others
who feel disappointed will go into fraud because of their false expectations.

Objectively, it is very much easier to make it in Nigeria for many of those struggling to travel.

kikero:
Shocking

On a more serious note, being on admission in any hospital setting is not funny.

Was admitted to hospital once. And the truth is, even though everyone was treating me nicely, and I got good care, I really did not like staying in the hospital, and was glad when I got discharged.

Even if they put you in a comfortable isolation unit with lots of nice amenities, you will still feel like you are in jail. Not good for the psyche.

Congratulations on being pointless.
How about they move the patients to your house while they recover?

SMH

ttmacoy:
Stop lieing.

China locked down Wuhan to local travel Jan 23 but continued to allow international travel while WHO was claiming no person to person transmission.

Always read and pass when an issue is beyond your intellect.
No country to date has banned external traveling.
The airports partially stopped working because of social isolation rule.
Moreover, is China supposed to prevent Americans and European countries from leaving?

Trump banned travel from China Jan 31 and got a lot of attack from liberals the media and China and even WHO. He banned travel from Europe as well a few weeks later and was also accused of xenophobia only for the same EU countries to implement and of their own a week or so later.

Trump did not ban travel from China.
He banned only Chinese. I hope you can understand the difference.
Americans and other country's citizen could still leave China for the US
and more than 40 thousand made the trips.
The fool thought that only Chinese can be infected and he allowed Americans
back into the country without quarantine or isolation.

Trump has never been bothered about accusations. He does whatever it likes,
it is a shame that you are losing faith in your god and thought accusations have
any effect on him.

And your claim that he said the virus was a hoax is such a lie I can’t believe you’re still peddling it. He said the Democrats use of the virus to attack him was their new hoax after the impeachment and Russia shams.

How exactly are the democrats attacking him with a virus?
What is really the hoax? the virus, the democrat or the fact that he was downplaying it?

Does it really make sense to blame China and WHO for the "hoax" that democrats created?

Yes Trump is again a lockdown of all of the US same as China did not lock down the whole country. He wanted to close the epicenter NY to prevent people moving around the country and was blocked by the governors who were threatening to go to court.

I never knew Trump usually back down because someone wants to go to court.
People went to court over border wall, he didn't back down.
People went to court over his Muslim ban, he didn't bark down but
he has a chance to astronomically boost his reelection chances and
he decided to back down because some governors threaten to go to court.

Your dear leader wants to lock down NY after several states have already reported cases.


Who cares about what China does?
Trump is supposed to be in charge and not the Chinese.
He is supposed to do what is best for his country and not attempting to copy
a small part of what China was doing to its citizens.

Anyone with a few brain cells already know the game he was playing.
Pretend to want to act, then withdraw so you can claim responsibilty
if your inaction turns out great or blame other people if it turns out worse.

I see the CCP has started spreading their propaganda on Nairaland as well with their 1 cents army. well done.

I can't really tell if you are lying for Jesus or truly brainwashed in your defense
of the most irresponsible president America has ever had.
Your position might also be due to poverty or the fear of hellfire.

I have something for you to enjoy from your supreme genius leader.

Raydos:
Nah audio recovery oo

Most of them are having just Malaria

Prophet Raydos, the seer of all.
Can you help us tell the "audio" recoveries whenever the government makes announcement?

SMH

NigeriaB:
Happy birthday beautiful!
What's IG handle?

Maga.
Check that pic very well.

According to nairaland fools:

It is a lie.
Atiku's son has colluded with the government to loot our money.
We no go gree.

pryme:
lol,
so Trump was suppose to order a lock down in the US, even before the virus first case in wuhan china? you are not so bright.

Trump supporters are usually so dumb that it is a miracle that they can get by.
I am not supposed to reply to you based on your inherent cognitive disability but I will try.
I know the only language you understand is the short incoherent sentence tha Trump strings together.
I will try to mimic him for your sake.

The US has never trusted China, the CIA's job is to reveal the true situation.
Trump was warned in November, December, and January but he ignored the warning.


When the first case was discovered in the US on January 20, Trump did nothing.

Wuhan was locked down on January 23, Trump did nothing and label it a hoax.

When 15 cases were discovered, Trump said it will disappear quickly.

Till date, Trump is against lockdown, the governors are in charge.
Trump even wanted to force open the lockdown in some states.

Trump is in charge of claiming victory or blaming others.

The most useless and irresponsible president America has ever had.

nazablossom:
My husband's cousin that lives in UK contracted it with his wife and step son but they are ok now. Stop saying it's a scam

You are wasting your time on that poor kid.
He is a popular nuisance on Nairaland and he has never left his village.

PDJT:
[s][/s]

-Why don’t you go and make your own first million dollars in New York to show us how it’s done?

Is that all you have got the orange clown?

Your hero inherited a $500 million dollar and a real estate empire.
And what has he done since then?

It is debt over debt over debt while swindling unsuspecting people.
Perhaps, he was too busy grabbing them by the pssy.

DEADALIVE:
Somebody must rule....the strongest economy and developed technology will always emerge world leader...

No, nobody rules anymore.
Even now.
You can have the best economy but you aren't ruling anyone even your weak neighbor.
You can have the best military and ragtag terrorists will humiliate your country.