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PoliticsRe: You Must Have 25% Of Votes Cast In FCT To Be Declared Winner - INEC by xtivin(m): 9:09pm On Feb 24, 2023
SaintNegro77:
What of Peter Obi that will get 90% in Abuja??
Ah go piss for your ear o... angry
SportsRe: Meet 18-Year-Old Goodwill Yogusuk (South Sudanese Goalkeeper) by xtivin(m): 8:44am On Feb 24, 2023
"he has a bright future" this line when dey vex me, same line was used for that Cameroon striker Aboubaka..... I for like see who write that thing just to check something for him ear.
RomanceRe: Funniest Breakup by xtivin(m): 8:17am On Feb 24, 2023
Simply put, you gladly gave the guy the opportunity to dumb your ass...That guy most have played "walking away by Craig David" after dropping you off cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rep Member, Chinyere Igwe Arrested With $500,000 And "Sharing Formula" by xtivin(m): 7:46am On Feb 24, 2023
tamdun:
https://twitter.com/Topboychriss/status/1628996664680652802?t=pGGNzw5jsjeE9VG0L3_lPQ&s=19[/quote]This does not in anyway shows it's for vote buying, that cash with the list could be for anything regarding his election or party... No case and it's dead on arrival.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election: NCC Denounces Plan To Shut Down Networks by xtivin(m): 7:39am On Feb 24, 2023
Throwback:
Indeed we know them.

Their father is the Prince of lies.

A man who is fundamentally incapable of truth, honesty, loyalty, or integrity.

He betrayed ojukwu and APGA, he betrayed PDP.

He even lied about the chartered ANAP plane.

He is beyond redemption.
Politicians don't lie, Obi doesn't lie.... Just that "something came up" grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: “my Foolish Experience As An Election Thug" by xtivin(m): 7:02am On Feb 24, 2023
AsabaPropertyAg:
COPIED!

COPIED FROM NAIRALAND SOME YEARS AGO.

“MY FOOLISH EXPERIENCE AS AN ELECTION THUG"

A job I was needed to execute only during electioneering era; that is, I and my gang get employed seasonally, every four years precisely.

My name is GEORGE A. N. GEORGE. I am from Yenagoa in Bayelsa State of Nigeria. I am a graduate of PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION (Class of 2007), from NNAMDI AZIKIWE UNIVERSITY, AWKA, ANAMBRA STATE, NIGERIA. I have so many relatives, friends and school mates. Below is the story of that part of my life you never knew. Please read and learn from it as a Nigerian Youth.

It was about 1:15am that night when my phone rang while we were on standby in one exotic hotel in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State (hotel name withheld) where all the rooms were paid down for us, including food and drinks. My phone screen displayed a withheld identity and I knew it was THE BOSS, because that was his usual way. He doesn’t ever disclose his phone number or his where about.

ON THE PHONE:
Me: The boss sir!
Boss: Everything OK?
Me: Yes sir.
Boss: How many soldiers have you?
Me: Three, sir.
Boss: Too damn few for this operation. Your subject is a well protected person. Make it five and do that immediately.
Me: Consider it done sir.
Boss: Better! Now open the gate and receive your supplies in Fourty minutes time. Remember, it must be convincingly an armed robbery. You must confirm him dead before you leave. Under no circumstance should he either survive or escape it. If you flunk this operation, you will not live to regret it. IS THAT CLEAR?
Me: Yes sir.
Boss: Good luck and get your balance after I read his obituary.
Me: Yes sir.

Exactly Fourty minutes later, two brand new Giant V8 Toyota SUV Prado Jeeps drove in and parked inside the hotel. The driver of the first one came out and handed the keys into me without uttering a single word. He immediately joined the other Jeep and they left.

The content of the Jeep:
There was a cash sum of Twelve million naira, seven complete set of military uniforms with ranks, including ID cards, all fake. There were different kinds of high caliber military sophisticated weapons (arms and ammunitions). While we were confirming the supply, the two other additional soldiers I contacted (Kiwy and Chester) arrived. My boys locked the gate and took everything inside. In that operation as led by me, were: GEORJAY (my very self as my friends call me), DALLAZ, SPARKY, KIWY & CHESTER.

The next night was the operation proper. We left the hotel in Yenagoa at 11:50pm for our victim’s residence in Port Harcourt, Rivers State. Our subject was a major Political Gladiator and was also from Bayelsa State. The Boss wanted the operation to take place at the victim’s private residence in Port Harcourt, as that will guarantee a suspicion free one. It was indeed a smooth drive in that tinted screen and blinded number plate Jeep, as we were all military men in appearance. The lowest rank among us was that of a Sergeant. Mine as the leader was that of a Captain. Beating check points on the East-West road was therefore as easy as reading this confession.

We arrived in Port Harcourt at 1:05am. At exactly 1:30am, we forcefully broke into our victim's residence, over powering and killing two of his armed guards who first shut at us, and incapacitating the two unarmed ones. Chester was badly injured from the dead guards’ initial attack. We bound one of them and forced the other to lead us to our victim's bedroom, upstairs. By this time Sparky and Dallaz mounted surveillance at the gate and as well, kept an eye on Chester who was bleeding badly on his left shoulder. The man may have forgotten to lock his door. It was just an effortless attempt, and we were in his room. He was still sleeping. Kiwy had to tap him to wake up and when he did, we beat the hell out of him and collected all his money, laptops, phones and lots of valuables, thereby making it look like armed robbery, before we finally shut and confirmed him dead. To us it was our job we were executing faithfully. We also took all the phones of the guards and killed all of them before we took off back to Yenagoa that night. When we got to Choba Bridge, near University of Port Harcourt, we threw all the phones, laptops and the rest valuables into Choba River and took only the cash of #1.9million with us.

Chester was a student of The Niger Delta University, Wilberforce Island, Amassoma, Bayelsa State. His father use to give him #350,000.00 as his weekly upkeep. A sum I wouldn't be able to earn in six months. We dropped Chester at Amassoma and advised him to claim as a victim of armed robbery, and he did so. We quickly drove back to the hotel and parked the jeep, leaving everything, including the key, locked inside as instructed by the boss. We shared the money and departed. Chester’s share remained in my custody.

The Boss called me up at 6:00am and I told him all was perfectly done, he was celebrating. I now told him that one of us is badly injured. The boss shouted and said “I am not interested in that and I don’t want to hear it. How dare you mention that to me? Let him die if he wants to. As a matter of fact, I paid you well for it. Mention that to me again and forfeit your balance. Nonsense!” The boss dropped the call. I couldn’t call him back because one of the rules say; “No one ever tries to contact or visit the boss EXCEPT it is absolutely necessary. He does all the calling”. Besides, no one knew where the boss lived or even had his phone number. Run into the boss in an ordinary day for a problem of twenty thousand naira, and the boss will say he is broke and needy too, that is, if at all he will speak to you or act like you guys have ever met before. So I just stayed put and waited for his call concerning our balance.

Two days later, the boss called me up to come for the balance. I went to the agreed location and the boss kept to his words as usual. He was playing a recorded version of the news and with a smile, bringing his phone close to my ears. He was so fulfilled that his major obstacle has gone down for good. He opened his car trunk with a remote control key and asked me to carry the money to my small car, which I did. He then offered me a congratulatory hand shake. While we were shaking hands, his other phone rang. He picked the call and spoke briefly, then shouted "Oh my God". He quickly jumped into his jeep and drove away menacingly, leaving me there speechless and confused. I got into my car and took off too.

When I got home in my hide out, Dallaz, Sparky and Kiwy were waiting for me. We took the money inside and decided to check on Chester at the hospital. On arrival at the hospital, VERY INTERESTING, SURPRISING AND UGLY TOO! Behold the boss and was seated with a woman beside Chester. What are you doing here? The boss shouted. We were speechless like Michael Jackson. In my heart, I was like; “so this is where he was called up from, and that is why he zoomed off like that”. The boss stood up and went outside, into his car. It was not the same car he drove earlier. He switched it. He was that thorough and swift. I asked Chester who that man was and he said they were his parents. By this time the boss was in his car. His wife did not know what was going on, everyone else did. She may have believed that we were Chester’s friends from school. She was cry bitterly in pity for her lovely son. She later went out to know why the boss dashed out like that, but the boss covered it up pretentiously. That was the day I knew that the boss ever had a family. He has never ever shown any sign of someone that has a wife, let alone, children. His family was too precious to him and animals like us must be kept far away. I was shocked.

Chester, in pains and slight confusion, managed and whispered to me, pleading with me not to lie to him, because he saw the drama that just took place now. He asked me, "Georjay, is this the man we worked for?" I found it very difficult to respond, but I couldn't lie at that point. So I said yes. He also asked if I have collected the balance, I just nodded my head and told him that his share is intact. He begged us to leave immediately for his mum’s sake. Just then, his parents came in. His father, not knowing I had already told Chester everything, and still keeping his wife in the dark, said to us; “young men, please excuse us”. We went out got into the car and drove away.

One hour later, the boss called me and he was mad on the phone. He was insane. I mean he was in zany. I do not know whether he was out of his mind or his mind was rather out of him. He threatened to deal with me with the last drop of his blood, for corrupting his son and staining him with my filthy condemned life. It was like fire and brim stone pouring out from his voice. My cell phone was hot in my palm. In his words; "For luring my son into a life of thuggery, armed robbery and death ventures with your miserable life, I will clean your ass as part of the mess you have caused me and my family" I couldn't say anything. In fact, at that point, I realized how filthy, empty and foolish I have been as a thug and a killer. I realized that I am not even a human being in the eyes of this Politician. A hundred of me and my friends put together cannot equate one of his child. I have lived a life of emptiness, foolishness and modern day slavery. I felt so imbecilic. I wished I could just drop dead.

I want to use this opportunity to advise Nigerian Youths. Experience, they say is the best teacher, but take it from me, experience, as good as it is, is a very slow and wicked teacher, because it teaches you correctly, but when it is too late. As I write this the boss is now an enemy and a hunter of my life. He has paid other gangs to kill all my friends, just to cover his back. They are currently tracing me day and night. Meanwhile, he has sent his lovely and important son (Chester) to London for his studies, while I am here ducking bullets. I am now a lifeless fugitive, a vagabond, all because of one man’s political ambition. The same man now wants me dead. What an irony? Even a piece of handkerchief is more of a value than my life. What a regretful life?

Now the elections are around the corner. The questions I want to ask you reading this story as a Nigerian Youth are these;

Are you going to learn from my experience, or you want your own experience to teach you? Will you learn now that it is early days yet or you will go on until it too late?

Will you throw your life away like a piece of paper because of one man’s political ambition, while his own children are in the best universities abroad? I wish that you will have a rethink.

Please be more interested in learning from these mistakes of mine, than thinking of where I may be right now because that will not add any value to your life. Just take the story and ignore the teller.

If any politician wants you to be his thug, just request that his son should join you and watch out if it will be a deal, and if not, ask him why.

DEAR READER, PLEASE LEARN FROM IT.
SHUN POLITICAL THUGGERY!.COPIED.
Na Nollywood film jare, watched it
BusinessRe: Foreign 2009 Twitter 1.5k Follows For 4k by xtivin(op): 6:43am On Feb 24, 2023
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InvestmentRe: Foreign Twitter 2009 Available For Sell, 1.5k Follows 4k by xtivin(op): 6:42am On Feb 24, 2023
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PoliticsRe: FG Orders Total Closure Of Land Borders For Elections by xtivin(m): 6:27am On Feb 24, 2023
Neduzze5:
Very important.

We need to stop the temporary electoral migration of the sub unit division of the urchins from entering into the country through the various land borders, especially those in the north!!

Vote Peter Obi
Are you sure you even read the content of the news? Check the date and time very well, by then elections are over!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Verbal Offer Is Not Enough, It Is Not An Offer Letter. by xtivin(m): 6:10am On Feb 24, 2023
Nnaemiemax:
Boss I connect into this level of Favour. 🙏
Things dey well well, we once employed someone in error, not actually him we needed but the whole HR Team somehow agreed it's him and there was a name mix-up before we can say jack guy man don resume work, turned out he was really exceptional on the job. My brother God dey, favour dey
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Verbal Offer Is Not Enough, It Is Not An Offer Letter. by xtivin(m): 5:57am On Feb 24, 2023
Hezzyluv:
Too true.

Since when I started my little business, I discovered is not worth it working under someone or one yeye even if na 200k per month for 9ja.

Na me know wetin I dey talk.
Unfortunately, Business is not for everyone that's the truth, as we have successful business owners we also have successful employees, but one thing is very important, "an enabling environment"
PoliticsRe: Possible Result Of The 2023 Presidential Election From Each State. by xtivin(m): 5:47am On Feb 24, 2023
IamNat:
Below is how I think the leading Presidential candidates will do in tomorrow's election. The numbers present are in percentage, the sum of the three party's percentage might not be up to 100 in some cases, it's because I believe that a fourth party might take the remaining percentage in that state.

1. It's a big plus for APC that they have a considerable number of Governors from their side in the north, it is the work, structure and influence of this governor that will make up for the Atiku effect in the north.

2. Unfortunately for the PDP, the PDP Governors in the south are not ready to do the work that the APC Governors want to do. Example is the G5 issues.

3. I think the Obi effect will significantly affect the PDP, a sizeable number of the votes for the PDP in the south are definitely going to the LP.


S/N STATE || APC || PDP || LP
1. Abia || 15 || 25 || 65
2. Adamawa || 40 || 60 || 0
3. Akwa Ibom || 25 || 30 || 45
4. Anambra || 10 || 20 || 70
5. Bauchi || 40 || 50 || 10
6. Bayelsa || 25 || 35 || 40
7. Benue || 25 || 40 || 35
8. Borno || 70 || 25 || 5
9. Cross River || 35 || 20 || 45
10. Delta || 25 || 45 || 30
11. Ebonyi || 35 || 25 || 40
12. Edo || 30 || 35 || 35
13. Ekiti || 70 || 15 || 15

14. Enugu || 10 || 50 || 40
15. FCT || 15 || 40 || 45
16. Gombe || 55 || 40 || 5
17. Imo || 35 || 25 || 40
18. Jigawa || 50 || 45 || 5
19. Kaduna || 55 || 40 || 5
20. Kano || 40 || 30 || 0
21. Katsina || 30 || 45 || 0
22. Kebbi || 40 || 35 || 0
23. Kogi || 55 || 30 || 5
24. Kwara || 55 || 35 || 5
25. Lagos || 65 || 5 || 30
26. Nasarawa || 40 || 35 || 25
27. Niger || 55 || 40 || 5
28. Ogun || 60 || 15 || 25
29. Ondo || 65 || 15 || 20
30. Osun || 55 || 40 || 5
31. Oyo || 55 || 30 || 15
32. Rivers || 40 || 15 || 45
33. Sokoto || 40 || 55 || 0
34. Taraba || 25 || 50 || 25
35. Yobe || 50 || 45 || 0
36. Zamfara || 60 || 30 || 0
AVG. TOTAL || 41.53 || 33.89 || 21.67



NOTE: I am a Yoruba and a Christian, I have been defending Asiwaju here because of the rude and mannerless ways of some set of people. I won't be voting Asiwaju because of the Muslim Muslim ticket, but neither will I be voting for Obi. I see better options in the candidate of the SDP or Sowore of the AAC.

Thus, my analysis is solely my opinion and I just want to put it here for references after the election. You don't necessarily have to agree with it, so please, just drop your comments without insults.

Peace!!!
U dey risk your life Sha if obidient catch you!
CrimeRe: Met my car in 1 piece after spending 2 nights on a bushy lonely highway (video) by xtivin(m): 4:53am On Feb 24, 2023
MideMrPossible:
Last Sunday was covenant day of exception and it was a great exemption indeed! On Monday morning around 11am when I was going to fetch a lorry that later towed it, 2 different set of police officers at different spots had seen it and marvel how everything was intact for 2 solid nights.
Thank God, also great to know you are a winner!
CrimeRe: Met my car in 1 piece after spending 2 nights on a bushy lonely highway (video) by xtivin(m): 9:57pm On Feb 23, 2023
MideMrPossible:
It was an helpless situation on Saturday night around 8:45 pm when my Honda civic broke down on a federal lonely road. With no option, I left it hoping it will be fixed on Sunday morning but the mechanic couldn't so the car spent another night as we couldn't tow it. The towing vehicle knowing that we wouldn't want to leave the car in such an environment requested for a crazy fee but I couldn't oblige to it as I can't afford such to tow the vehicle to a safe distance, it's pure extortion!

Below is a link to short footage capturing the environment
https://youtube.com/shorts/E7R9pvX4KsY?feature=share

The last picture was when it's being towed
Congratulations. Kudos to your mother and maybe wife's prayers, hold them very tight it's an oil to your head bro!
PoliticsWill Peteru Obi Of LP Win The 2023 Presidential Election? by xtivin(op): 7:27pm On Feb 23, 2023
Has Alice found herself in the wonderland again?
PoliticsRe: G5 Was For Obi Until Wike Turned Around For Tinubu — Ortom Reveals by xtivin(m): 6:57pm On Feb 23, 2023
Atiku will get sympathy votes in Rivers mark my word!
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila: Naira Scarcity Part Of Rigging Plot Against Tinubu by xtivin(m):
ganisucks:
This is all part of APC's plan B. Their plan A has been abandoned. APC is no more interested in winning the election through the polls
APC now intends to win through the courts. The APC believe they have a silver bullet in the mode of the Supreme Court.
This is where the recruitment of Wike comes into play. The APC knows they can't win the election through the ballot. There is no mathematical path for them to win. They have known this for months now, that's why they were trying to get the elections postponed, in order to buy more time.
Since that failed, they moved to plan B: which is to get the Supreme Court to disqualify the winner: Obi on the grounds that ANAP and the Obidients forced INEC to help them rig the election.
If you've noticed, INEC is yet to release the total number of PVC holders ready for the election.
Remember Fashola was asking for the data.
That is the first claim APC will make.
Their second claim will be to disqualify Obi on the grounds that Obi is constitutionally not qualified to be president because he's not the legitimate LP presidential candidate. The other guys who contested alongside Obi will be recruited as witnesses.
The APC will try to use these baseless claims to get the Supreme Court to disqualify the winner, Obi, and declare the runner up: Tinubu, as the winner.
This is why they have been testing court judgments for the past 2 months. Remember all the funny court judgments that the courts have been throwing out there.
All that is to test the mentality and patience of the populace.
This is the plan by APC now.
Forget about the peace accord. Tinubu will not accept the results. He will claim he has been rigged and will head to court to contest the results. He is counting on Wike's closeness to judges, and the CJN. This is why the US has cast a spotlight on the Supreme Court judges. The US is already aware of their plans.
The first hurdle is the election, the next will be the courts.
your write-up sounds very stupid! Who is deceiving you that Obi will win?
InvestmentRe: Foreign Twitter 2009 Available For Sell, 1.5k Follows 4k by xtivin(op): 6:31pm On Feb 23, 2023
Sprinklepee:
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Verified US PayPal dey
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InvestmentForeign Twitter 2009 Available For Sell, 1.5k Follows 4k by xtivin(op): 6:00pm On Feb 23, 2023
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BusinessRe: Foreign 2009 Twitter 1.5k Follows For 4k by xtivin(op): 4:50pm On Feb 23, 2023
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RomanceRe: Shit is not easy by xtivin(m): 3:54pm On Feb 23, 2023
SenecaTheYonger:
Lol I have a 2005 Facebook account that I don’t even use. Never selling though.
Shut up liar.. since I don dey sell FB sef, I never see 2006..... Clear my doubt with a screenshot of the date of creation angry anyways I have VPN logins, foreign Twitter all aged for 3k dm me
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Files Fresh Suit Against Malami And Emefiele by xtivin(m): 5:51pm On Feb 21, 2023
Brendaniel:
If El-rufai fought for the people of southern Kaduna the way he is fighting to keep him and Tinubu's worthless old notes, Southern Kaduna might not be supporting Peter Obi today and that is why....


Nigerians have chosen President Peter Obi(GCFR)
We agree it's all politics, but sincerely Ganduje went too far with his comments on Buhari, am not too sure Buhari will let that go like that
PoliticsRe: All The Banks In Ogun State Have Been Shut Down Indefinitely by xtivin(m): 2:37pm On Feb 21, 2023
The APC Governors caused the incitement via their comments let's wait and see Buhari body language
RomanceRe: Thigh Tattoo Now Trending Among Fair Nigerian Girls by xtivin(m): 10:50am On Feb 21, 2023
Litmus:
True.

Tattoos from Cashew was a very common primordial Nigeria tribes practice. It's sad that contemporary Nigerians eschew Tattoos among our young people,believing it yet another decadent Western Import. However Tattoos are old in Nigeria and part of many cultures, especially in the south. Among Isoko maidens for instance, Cashew was used to creat lines around the eyes similar to that depicted on Ancient Egyptian wall paintings, glyphs or murals .
No mind them, many things like that was even worse before, imagine how police dey pick guys with dreadlocks now, if it were those days many of our parents suppose sleep cell very well with their long Afro and those their balabluu trousers or akpolar shoes grin
RomanceRe: Thigh Tattoo Now Trending Among Fair Nigerian Girls by xtivin(m): 9:20am On Feb 21, 2023
Ayobammi20:
With all the design nau
Jesus will never let you coe in unto him with one foolish tattoo. Period
what of tribal mark? huh what difference does it have with tattoos? or those design our aged parents use cashew water to form on their bodies? then who will Christ now allow to him? All these overzealous religious extremist sef, they are very easy to spot. mtchw
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Fashola Disagrees With Keyamo, Says President’s Action Not Contempt by xtivin(m): 7:28am On Feb 21, 2023
Fashola is Wisdom in suite or agbada... The guy didn't cross the line in his submissions, he was neither here nor there..
PoliticsRe: Your Money Will Not Expire: Oshiomhole Denounces Buhari's Naira Policy (video) by xtivin(m): 6:53am On Feb 21, 2023
another1:
Hmm
They knew Buhari has no power anymore..
There's little or nothing Buhari can do them again.
Which Buhari doesn't have power again? Major General Buhari RTD? watch and see where he will come from.... These governors and others are only fighting to remain relevant in the coming govt..... The governors where not fair to Buhari themselves, Buhari gave them room to appoint their own successors right, but they manipulated his own bid to appoint his own successor via backdoor. He will deal decisively with them just watch

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